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chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

Truer words were never spoken. You are so on point bro.

A nation of gullible individuals. That's why these pastors feed on them. Sad situation.

stephanie11:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM
Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6687005/lady-kills-boyfriend-uyo-after


https://politicsnigeria.com/side-chick-kills-married-man-in-uyo/

How many times will this same story hit the front-page today?

So no other news in the country right now right? Smh

Who is regurgitating the same stories to the front page?

kingreign:
Ujujoan??

Ujujoan?

Why would I be ujujoan, that's a female bro. I am a dude with hairy balls

Ishilove:
By the time that face is washed and make up is applied, you won't recognise her.

I dey tell you. See her strong face like man own

If I sleep with this one I automatically turn to gay

Ishilove:
What does the bolded mean?

Short Time

Ishi are you a JJC

Newsmic:
Lady Arrested For Butchering Her Boyfriend And Escaping With His Car In Uyo (Graphic Photos)

A lady has been arrested by men of the Nigerian Police Force for killing her boyfriend and escaping with his Mercedes Benz 4matic and the car papers in Uyo, Akwa-Ibom State, IgbereTV reports.

Blogger, Vincent Aluu who shared the news on Facebook wrote;


https://www.facebook.com/100001064023309/posts/4433791983332892/?app=fbl

Just check out the ugly face and dirty tattoo

Some guys can sleep with anything sha

cococandy:
See how the “dunbasses” are “mastobating” over her post. God save us from myopic ones like her.

Not saying that her brother can’t marry whomever he wishes, but she’s naive if she hasn’t realized that black men have a slave mentality and while other races of men strive for global domination, their (black men’s) primary goal is to acquire a light skin woman. So yes the people talking about her brother’s wife may not know the details of the relationship, but the criticism didn’t come from nowhere.

The self hate is disgusting and she should quietly go sit somewhere. Because that same hate for black skin is definitely targeted at her for nothing other than the color she was born with.

Haba Coco, why the generalisation. This your slave mentality statement is uncalled for. I schooled overseas and never dated or fancied a white lady. It's always been dark-black-brown skin melanin popping cuties for me.

No let me vex for you

Kinzo0917:
Imagine what a girl I recently know sent to me few hours ago. As if I be her papa. Some girls feels men will always be at their beck and call.rubbish

The entitlement mentality is what really puts me off. Instead of wasting my hard earned money on leeches I rather use that money to buy expensive dog food and treats for my dogs.

Activist001:
For context, many Nigerian women attacked her brother (the Nigerian shotput thrower) on Facebook for marrying a white woman aka "whitey" and not coming home to take a Nigerian woman as his bride.

Agu Nwaanyi Nokwa Ofuma lost her cool when she spotted a comment on a group on Facebook. Responding, She wrote;

”Nigerians are so dirty lol. I just saw a comment about my brother’s ”white wife”. So he should now, after being with this person who has supported him before he ever won his first medal, leave her and find a nasty, gaptoothed, 250% density wig wearing, sloppy never been pregnant but has a postpartum belly, 100-0, never contributing financially, emotionally, or otherwise, user ass Nigerian woman to celebrate his wins with because of what exactly? God punish you after entitlemet finishes punishing you”

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The one that got me was the sloppy never been pregnant but has a postpartum belly

That part I have to agree with. The big bellies I see on some young ladies is so off-putting. Please take care of yourselves.

lkillbrokehoes:
They left crying...thank God it was not a man that insulted them, it's there own fellow Nigerian girl.

assuming it was a man that said all that, those online retired evening newspaper "feminist" won't let us hear word.

Lmao at Online retired evening newspaper

lalasticlala:
Gloria Osei (Landlagos, PorkMoney, Hyberfactory and Porkoyum) & Husband Wanted For Fraud



https://gazettengr.com/exclusive-interpol-declares-gloria-osei-husband-wanted-for-investment-fraud/

Crime doesn't pay. Now their passports, pictures and fingerprints will be flagged at all immigration points worldwide.

Once Interpol issues a Red Alert on you just dig a hole and start living as a mammal that lives underground like a mole, armadillo or gopher

Cholls:
my brother where you go dey tonight make we go out carry ashana make them do oral for us

Lmao

lkillbrokehoes:
Rozcol aka rozz aka wargidanairala aka zzor you are a pathological liar and a big scammer with hairy balls disguising as a female, I told you that your secret and fake life will be exposed on this forum and it happened, don't worry I will make sure I find you and get you jailed forever.

So that's the same person as rozz or zzor. Not surprised at all.

People who keep creating multiple monikers just because they want to constitute a nuisance are definitely not okay mentally.

Ishilove:
I think it's time people picked a different date on the calendar to 'celebrate' deadbeat dads, mums that are dads and sperm donors.
Today is strictly for fathers. Leave Father's Day for fathers, biko.

If your husband, baby daddy or father is a nuisance, kindly ignore the day and move on please, because we already have enough days in the calendar celebrating women and girls.

Thanks for dropping by.

This is why I like you

Rozcol:
Stop lieing please

You must be fvcking dumb.

Jephyard:
Please can someone enlighten me on what is happening. What did Abba Kyari do, what role did he play cos I am not understanding all the noise going on here.

Hushpuppy indicted him in his scams. Telling the FBI that he wires money to ABBA KYARI for protection. Probably one of the reasons hushpuppy was never arrested on his numerous visits to Nigeria. And implying that abba Kyari also covered for him in some deals. That's my layman understanding of what's going down right now.

Dailymice:
Full FBI indictment of Abba Kyari, Hushpuppi, His Baby Mama and others (US COURT DOCUMENTS) by People Gazette

See documents here ppgz.me/3ybjXsw

When you dine with goats, don't feel insulted when you are referred to as a herbivore.

Abba Kyari fvcked up big time.

BadRadio:
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You had a video in your post. That's what I was referring to.

ThatFairGuy1:
NOTHING amusing here.

LAZY Asss Nigeria Youths will always Channel their energy to what's not profitable

And how successful are you if I may ask?

I can bet you that over 50% of commenters in this thread are financially better than you. Rubbish talk.

Something similar happened to me 3 years back.

We still have some good Nigerians though.

Denizsmart:
i thought Abba Kyari died last year due to Corona... has he resurrected again?

That was a different Abba Kyari. The one you are referring to was Buhari's second in command ( not Osibanjo, lol ). I think he was the chief of staff if I am not mistaken.

sslcrypt:
This is so painful

My encounter with this guy on one his training abroad gave me hope that Nigeria have talented people that can contribute immensely to their safety.

This is very painful and I am seriously sad by this chain of events.

I am literally short of words, very sad.

The Nigerian system corrupts people. He might have started out as a good cop but somewhere along the line he succumbed to the Nigerian way of doing things.

Even those of us in offices keep being enticed with bribes to inflate contracts or award contacts to briefcase contractors almost on a daily basis. You need a very thick skin to be able to stand your ground.

I am not at all surprised he faltered.

BadRadio:
ABBA the money man

Hey bro, any tips on how to insert a video or gif? I have tried all to no avail

Abba Kyari should have just kept quiet instead of talking about supplying clothes to hushpuppy.

Even my 12 year old younger brother will never make such a statement. He fvcked up.

Just see how Abba Kyari has rubbished his fame. Nothing is ever hidden under the sun. Karma is real.

donb06:
I believe at a point in life ur mom called u the finest son or daughter in the world.... Not that ure the finest but to her u are.... In literal sense we might not be.... But to us we have the biggest incubation network in the world...that sense of pride drives us on.....GRACIAS..

Your post makes sense. Nice one.

P/S - My mum still calls me the finest son in the world up till this day

Xenry:
Below is a Redpill/MGTOW video, is the guy in the video the greatest Redpiller of all time?

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Let's hear your view(s) on the video.

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Note: You can watch the video without clicking the link, but if you are using freebasics to browse Nairaland, then the video won't show here.

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Watch and share your comment on it, is he the greatest 'MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way)' guy of all time or not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDqFjzlgwg8

Nah, the dude is just socially awkward. Refusing the handshake was an extremely lame move and just shows timidity and inferiority complex.

MajesticKris:
Never Knew my Childhood friend wants to bleep me... Just discovered.. we've fixed the Match ...

Time and location will be posted HERE...

SHE FiNE DiE and She Get Bf oh!

If she really has a boyfriend don't do it. I repeat abort mission.

It's seriously against the BRO CODE even if you don't know the said boyfriend.

Ishilove:
They said skin to skin is the best

Lol

Ishi skin to skin is sweet but the risks far outweighs the sweetness for me. If it's not unwanted pregnancies and the thought of being forever tied to someone you never loved because I was thinking with my dick, or the thought of the various STI's ( they are so many) or something like that showing up in my work or immigration medicals,haba it's not worth it. Even if the smashing is above one hour ( which it isn't , it's still not worth the risk).

I always use TROJAN NaturaLamb Luxury condoms though expensive but gives you that skin to skin feel and peace of mind. Pleasure for both parties involved

Why is it so difficult for some of you randy dudes to use condoms? I just can't understand it.

Do you get so excited and just forget about the risks involved for few minutes of pleasure?

Now see the outcome. Please carry your cross.

Hezmatosky:
Can u Marry the person who's the someone you didn't do not have not before love it's can for love it's wasn't �� �� ������

English is a big problem. You can just type in your local dialect or use pidgin english.