₦airaland Forum

PoloG:
abroad to me is Europe or North America... Any other abroad is a counterfeit

Suit yourself.

Fahdiga1:
Still his country. If you don't like it go and develop your country.

Exactly. It's their country and they have every legal right to kick you out of their country if you are constituting a nuisance there by engaging in crimes like drugs, armed robbery, scamming et al which majority of some lowlifes are doing there.

You don't see them harassing the foreign medical doctors, engineers, geologists et Al ( and yes we have some Nigerians doing these jobs there peacefully ). Why leave your country and go into crime in another country?

PoloG:
I don't understand, is South Africa abroad?

Yes it is. We already explained in posts above. You can also go to Google if you still have doubts.

Mokason288:
Is South Africa abroad

That means Ghana

Niger Republic

Cameroon is also Abroad

My friend carry your sorry ass to USA , Uk , Canada

Abroad means a foreign country, so yes South Africa, Ghana even Benin Republic can be referred to as abroad.

It gets different when you say overseas which means foreign countries that are separated by large bodies of water like seas ( the Atlantic Ocean et Al), this is where countries like the US, Canada et Al can be referred to as overseas from a Nigerian standpoint.

For the technically misinformed, that's a welding machine and he is applying intense heat on the metal to which the boy is attached, thus causing intense burns for the boy. It wasn't an electric shock.

That notwithstanding, this is still a very barbaric way of punishing someone ( I believe the boy works in that welding shop and must have done something bad to warrant them punishing him like that ). He did not die, he was just badly burnt from the heat transfer onto the metal

Temmylee01:
Omo airtel deducted my money to the extent I went to thier office in banex and make a complain, while the customer care was attending to me trying to dial all the code he knows on my phone then boom #100 was deducted again from my airtime the guy got confused and sent my line info to thier engineering department while waiting for response omo dem don clear my 5h airtime naso I kuku comot d sim card break am kon drop am on the guy desk.....d guy self dey speechless I just Waka jeje comot dia, while many people were staring I know I spoil market for them dem that day cuz immediately I left I started seeing some people following me to outside.

Lmao

This got me laughing

Or11:
If you find out you married the wrong person, you don't have to spend the rest of your life making it right. Divorce and move on. Marriage isn't a life sentence.

Very true. I have seen colleagues and friends suffer in loveless marriages just because they have kids and so they end up staying in these loveless abusive marriages which results in them having depression, doing below par at their places of work, illnesses cropping up due to a weakened immune system et Al.

If the marriage is not working just move on. You have only one life to live. Don't make it a miserable one.

Esseite:
Are introverted persons a turnoff to Nigerian employers?

being that they barely have friends for networking.

They hardly maintain visible social media presence.

They are conservative in nature and cherish quiet time.

They are barely noticeable.

Nope. It's not a turn off. It depends on the position. If it's in Sales or customer service it might be a problem, but in a technical position like engineering, geoscience et al it's not a problem.

Some introverts make the best managers fyi.

It's even in the Bible. He who finds a good wife finds a good thing and attracts success in all his endeavours. This is just my own translation, so please nobody should attack me.

The caveat here is the GOOD WIFE part. Like in present day Nigeria it's difficult to find one but not impossible. You just need to be patient, don't succumb to parental and societal pressures to get married before you find the right one and attain maturity for marriage. UDUJ's nuggets

ajl:
The story going round, in a video I saw yesterday,, as narrated by a lady that claimed to be a relative of Baba Ijesha is that the Princess lady actually demanded sex from Baba Ijesha and at one deliberately went naked. She was said to have issued a threat in Yoruba saying "Mafi Aiye Won e" (meaning I will show you the world), when Baba Ijesha refused her demand on the basis that she was married. When a lady issue such threat to you in Yoruba, I bet you need to run far from such individual because such person would use every means, including juju to bring calamity upon you. Yoruba don't joke with the word "Aiye". It meant both natural and supernatural forces.

I guess the new story from the Princess lady is to counter what Baba Ijesha relative narrated yesterday. The female relative claimed that she isn't a blood relative of Baba Ijesha and that she lived with him at one point, and that there was never an occasion Baba Ijesha made a move to sexually molest her.

I tend to believe the narration of this relative.

I think I agree with your post.

Beware of scorned women, they can kill and show no remorse afterwards. That's how a lady threatened my life when I broke up with her some years back. Na trouble? I said I was tired of the relationship and she said no. Thank God my office sent me to the hq in Lagos for a new position. That's how I escaped Port Harcourt

Fear SCORNED WOMEN.

Sailor22:
Pls let me know those following

We are following. Please continue your story. And thank God you survived it and made a change for the better.

What those bastards did was very wrong and they will meet their doom soon enough, but this story just doesn't add up. Too many loopholes in the story.

1. Those breasts are not small. Majority of ladies here with table tennis ball sized breasts will gladly exchange theirs with her's
2. Kidnappers will never leave their car window open during an operation and even if they do it's almost impossible for the lady to get out through the window in the midst of those deadly thugs. How did she do it?

Too many things come to mind. Either this is a whoring or slaying/ olosho visit gone bad from maybe a wife, or a girlfriend or thugs sent by the wife or girlfriend or even the man she went to visit.

That notwithstanding, those assholes that did this act to this lady will meet their doom very soon and it won't be pleasant

Rahkman:
Op you re too dumb can’t even differentiate between premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction

Your post reeks of immaturity. You could have passed your message along without the insult. This is the reason so many people have stopped commenting on this forum.

maverick1995:
I swear, that's what I want to recommend too. Samsu oil is just the plug.
I nearly kill my barney the day I use am. I drained all her pussy juice; she almost got injured sef

Lmfao You drained all her pussy juice with your dick

Nairalanders will not kill person with laugh I swear

oluwaleokey:
I will be glad to have it bro
I just PM you now

i just sent it to your gmail. Cheers

Bluntguy:
How do I get one please?

One needs to be very careful when getting dogs in Nigeria as over 90% of the so called pure breed dogs are mixed and of low quality. Finding a good breeder that sells pure breeds is very difficult. I can only vouch for the doglordkennels and buyadog online pet store in Lagos because that's where I buy some of my dog toys and stuff, the food and care I get from a separate vet clinic. I am recommending them because I know they import most of their dogs and my vet doctor recommended them as reliable breeders, but be warned: their pure breed dogs are quite expensive (over 100k for puppies and some exotic breeds could go as high as 500k for a puppy). They also have mixed breed dogs as well. So you need to tell them upfront what you want - whether pure breed or mixed breed.

They need to pay me for this free advert I am doing for them. Websites below:

http://www.doglordkennels.com.ng/

https://www.buyadog.com.ng/product-category/dogs/

tradepunter:
You didn't do this dog justice by just give very brief information.

They are better than GSD and rotties when it comes to law enforcement.

They are more powerful, energetic with intelligence higher than any other do breed.

They are also used in military operations across the world

Yeah the Belgian Malinois, an offshoot of the GSD breed but highly intelligent and used by law enforcement in the US and Europe. I painstakingly tried to get a pure breed but all to no avail, so I ended up getting pure breed GSD's from a breeder in Ghana.

[quote author=Faraday1997 post=102635559][/quote]This thing in the picture you posted is a cartoon drawing of a GSD . I badly needed this laugh this morning. Thanks bro

Ishilove:
The Ekuke is a distinct dog breed known as West African Short Haired dog

Ishi I am a dog freak . The breed name for our ekuke is actually MONGREL . Some zoologists eroneously refer to them as west african shepherds

oluwaleokey:
Wish to owe a GSD
A first timer
Is there any manual to read on how to perfectly train a dog (GSD)
When to go for vaccine, at what months, the kinda dog food to buy as he's growing or sth

I have loads of ebooks and videos on GSD training. I studied the breed for months before getting the dogs. I can send some ebooks to you for free

Bluntguy:
Alsatian or police dog. Have always wanted to own one.

Alsatians are German shepherds. The name Alsatian and German shepherd are one and the same breed. The Alsatian was originally from the alsace region of French Germany and later became known worldwide as the popular German shepherd dog breed.

Zimri:
GERMAN SHEPHERD

Sometimes abbreviated to GSD, the German Shepherd is a medium-to-large sized working dog with a striking, wolf-like appearance.

These large and agile dogs have extremely high intelligence and are loyal, brave and confident. GSDs are renowned for their character, with their loyalty and courage almost unmatched amongst canines. They can be trained for almost any task – German Shepherds are great family pets, reliable guard dogs, trained for police and military work, amongst a plethora of other job.s.

I have two German shepherds. I tilted towards getting German shepherds over rottweilers or dobermans because they are excellent guard dogs, easy to train and good with kids ( for when I start a family).

Zimri:
GERMAN SHEPHERD

Sometimes abbreviated to GSD, the German Shepherd is a medium-to-large sized working dog with a striking, wolf-like appearance.

These large and agile dogs have extremely high intelligence and are loyal, brave and confident. GSDs are renowned for their character, with their loyalty and courage almost unmatched amongst canines. They can be trained for almost any task – German Shepherds are great family pets, reliable guard dogs, trained for police and military work, amongst a plethora of other job.s.

German shepherds anytime anyday.

I love this write up.

I have been saying the exact same thing to colleagues and friends who care to listen. The people agitating for war have never seen or experienced what war is.

During a time of war all you have worked for all your life is worth nothing, you lose your job, your house, your properties and assets, money in the bank is worthless and if you are unlucky which is most likely you lose your life.

My dad was a retired Colonel in the Nigerian army who fought in the Nigerian civil war as well as leading peace keeping troops in neighbouring West African countries during conflicts. He told us stories of war that sent chills through our souls. It's that bad. I hope we never experience war in our lifetime.

And before any idiot calls me a coward, permit me to say no one wins in war or conflicts. I have studied the history of military conflicts while at the Nigerian military school, Zaria. I decided the military wasn't for me and went to a formal university instead of the NDA. So know that I am no keyboard warrior like so many of you nairaland lowlifes.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

Please these are the types of posts that should make the front pages. The nation is at a boiling precipice right now.

medropoly:
This question is for the honest and sincere minded people.
Can you marry a woman like your mother?

Let me start with myself.
"My mother is really a nice and caring woman, (mostly to us her children) but to her husband (my dad) the relationship there is really not cool. To some extent, I can't because she dose allot of things that really annoys me as her child not to talk of her husband".

So what about you?

I love my mum to death but for the nagging, I can't marry a woman like her that nags.

My dad was a retired Colonel in the Army but he was just too cool headed for my liking and I think my mum saw this weakness in him. She can nag for Africa, whenever she starts nagging I always feel pity for my dad but I learnt a valuable lesson from him. Never throw words with nagging woman ( he always kept mute when she nags and this infuriated my mom ). This is what he does when she starts nagging : the guy man will just take his car keys and drive out to cool his head and he always returns back when she has calmed down and she starts calling him on the phone saying darling when are you coming back home, just imagine

I am not married yet but I have learnt this valuable lesson from my dad ( God rest his loving soul) and ai will court long enough to observe these nagging traits in any woman I am dating. My God, there is nothing I hate like a nagging woman.

But my mom is still the love of my life sha ( nagging or not)

Ebukadaniel007:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/5-ways-to-bounce-back-from-a-bad-day-at-work_b_7985792

Meditation helps. Whenever I am feeling stressed out I do a quick 5 or 10 minute meditation in my car. I never take work stress home as I head for the gym immediately I close from work. Once I am done I always come back home a refreshed new man

Yes I have. He lied on his resume and did well at the interview ( apparently he is an in law to the HR manager ). He was employed to work in my department and I was away out of the state on official duties so I could not take part in the interview ( because I would have discovered his incompetence on that very day of the interview).

Anyway he resumed and on his first day based on the skills he said he had on his CV and during the interview, I delegated a simple task to him to which he had absolutely no idea how to do it. I now asked him a series of technical questions as my curiosity was aroused and he failed woefully.

Trust me I don't take bullshit most especially when it comes to the company's bottom line of which this dudes technical disability would have been a big issue. I went to the HR Managers office and told her point blank to get me someone else.

That was the dudes first and last day on the job. Call me wicked I don't give a flying Bleep. It's one thing to lie on your resume or CV and another thing to not take the time to study and learn the basic duties of the said position.

Toks2008:
There is this popular theory that a man must either be a smoker, a lover of liquor and if not these two, he must be a womaniser.

How true?

I think It’s up to a any guy to smoke if he chooses to ignore the health warnings and no biggie if any man drinks from time to time and of course, liking women and being a horrible flirt is up to any man. Anyone can pick their vices and live their lives in the way they please. No judgment.

But be that as it may, I think it is wrong to presume that every man would belong in either or more of these categories. There are men who don't do any and they are not less than a man.

So nairalanders what is your take, which one do you indulge in?

Very flawed saying. I do neither of those 3 things suggested in your post.

I consider womanising as weak willed men chasing after everything in skirts. As for me I have never found any fun in that and prefer being a one lady man ( as long as I am comfortable with her, and she is intelligent and can hold a conversation with me and I trust her to a degree ).

So once again Toks, that saying is very wrong and is for weak willed men. Some of us have standards.

WalkerMichael:
Dear NL brothers and sisters, i lost my mother on Monday such a hard knock on me . I just hope God comforts myself and 3 sisters. I promise to make her proud for life. please help me with your words, I'm really down.

I am sorry to hear your loss bro. Losing a parent is a big blow, but trust me you will get through this grieving period. It is okay to cry as a man for a love one you lost, and grieving only shows you are human. But I promise you will get through this heartache.

I lost my dad during my NYSC days back in Nigeria and I remember I was sick and grieving for weeks because I was closest to my dad and he meant the world to me. Eventually his passing made me stronger and made me the man I am today. Lots of love bro.

NaijaProxyBase:
You people shouting VPN have forgotten that vpns drain data like crazy.

And it also reduces their internet speed for browsing as well, because it's all trafficked through their servers.