₦airaland Forum

ValCon888:
The rate at which these little girls dey collect preek dey make me weak.

The thing dey tire me O

Preek go just make dem forget their brain

Jupiter7:
It is mostly people who have poisoned someone before, are in the process of poisoning or are intending to poison someone in the future, that will come out and defend vehemently, even trash out the fact that someone else was poisoned.
Why do they do this? They are trying to cover up their own tracks...... So people won't uncover the skeletons in their own cupboards and the evil deeds they have done in the past.

Now I am not saying this guy surely died of food poisoning, all I am saying is that it is a possibility. Food poisoning is real!! and the earlier people start taking notes of it, the better. It is hardest to detect on autopsy cos they they have been ultered by the digestive enzymes of the body. Enough said.

You keep repeating the same trash over and over again. Why not be humble and accept you lack knowledge when it comes to how autopsies are carried out or things that can be discovered via a detailed autopsy by skilled personnel?

Is this how our education system has fallen? People just come out and say whatever they like without facts? Please don't bother replying. Your I.Q level is unbelievable.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy

Mad man

Jupiter7:
Autopsy ke? Autopsy does not detect food poisoning by household items because the digestive enzymes interfers with the results. Before you open your mouth to downplay the family suspicion, ask proper questions first before you open your mouth. There are a million hidden ways to poison someone, especially now that household chemicals are increasing and readily available. Do you know that a few drops of odourless bleach mixed with vim can cause exactly what this actor exhibited before he died? Yes the person would vormit excessively with stroke-like symptoms before dying. Funnily enough it starts few days later after consumption when it goes into the intestines. 90% of food poisoning cannot be detected in the lab, are you aware of that? Now I just gave you only one example of poison, there are so many but I don't want to mention here cos you don't know the intention of the person reading this comment.
I will just conclude by saying that there are two types of poison: slow poison and fast acting poison.

Where are the studies that show food poisoning from household items cannot be detected in an autopsy? Are you living in a cave or what?

People just come online and spill utter rubbish and think they have made sense.

PetroDolla2020:
But why are you nigerians like this? Can’t you just walk away if you don’t like what somebody wrote or posted? Do you have to insult a whole country for something one person said or did? If a Ghanaian had written what you wrote about Ghabaians, about Nigerians, you nigerians will be out insulting and talking complete trash

The next thing is Ghanians hate us, bla bla bla

Why do Ghanaians like cooking shitty &unhealthy food? That is absolute rubbish! You need some proper home training.

A lot of them are just plain stupid and frustrated idiots.

Preciousgirl:
This is a heavy breakfast
Not your usual tea and beverage stuff
Your wife puts this on the table before going to work

How will u react?

Now the presentation of this one is better.

If I have some time to kill I think one round of hot sex will do to show appreciation for being a good cook and a good wife

Alejod:



Make UEFA go investigate this PSG o o....e be like say dem don sabi another way to dey pay for back, crypto cannot be ruled out

Abi O

How can they afford Messi, Ronaldo and Neymer all together

PSG needs to tell us what's going on

KosiGee:
The cousin should be arrested and questioned for spreading dangerous rumours about this actor and possible suspicion of an innocent person minding his business somewhere.

RIP to mr Okoro. Not nice to speak ill of the dead but I think there’s an intentional or unintentional negligence of personal health.

Obesity comes with a lot of health issues. High BMI isn’t something to brag about. I’ve seen people and I mean well educated people flaunting pot bellies. There is no good sign to hit the gym, cut on the carb and mind the diet than pot belly. It’s alwsys a red flag but in Nigeria, fat tummy and big neck region is celebrated. People who look fit and slim are called ‘hungry and malnourished’.

I think it’s time to go out there and motivate people to take exercises seriously.

Bro I wish I can like this your comment twice. Nigerians are so backward that they think having pot belly is a sign of good living, not knowing they are on the highway to death.

When someone has massive pot belly the heart strains itself by working twice it's normal rate. people need to start eating healthy and engage in some form of daily physical activity in form of exercise.

I know I will receive a lot of hate responses for this statement but I will just go ahead and say it, with no fear for nairaland keyboard warriors.

Imagine his own family saying his only problem in life is his obsession with food. Looking at his size you can see he is morbidly obese and this shows someone who eats without a care in the world for his health. Is it any surprise he died doing what he loves: eating food

When you have no self control when it comes to food you eat anywhere and accept any food given to you anywhere you go. People need to be disciplined and start taking good care of their health. Signing out

Adaorababy:
Mumu women. There can't be two captains in a ship. If you're not willing to submit then don't marry. It's very simple. From time immemorial, men are always men and women women. No matter how we continue to talk about this equality, we can't do the lots men do. Although, some of us are very brave and illustrious, this doesn't still equate us to be same level with men.There's no need talking about unproductivity of some of his employees. I believe also this unproductivity led to them being counselled out of the job.

Nwamaikpe and Slawomirr, what do you think about this?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, are you sure you are a woman? Your points make a lot of sense. Nice seeing a female without gender bias.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad....females.....they don't love themselves..always attacking each other....pretending to love themselves in public by hugging and calling each other sweet names whereas they hate themselves...
Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. how are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as if they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

Truer words were never spoken bro.

That gender can be so funny at times. I have two female colleagues in the office that refused to reconcile their differences for over 2 years now, everybody tire for them.

As for the dudes, you make me angry and I insult you right away and shout at you. Then barely 2 hours later we all go for drinks after work as if nothing ever happened

Righteousness2:
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Kindness218:
Her offence was she slept over till day break

The topic heading got me laughing as well.

GeniusVincent:
Actress Beverly Osu took to her IG page earlier today to share these hot bikini photos of her banging body..
See the photos below..

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSb4vaMMyMC/?utm_medium=copy_link

Nothing nice here. Her body looks overused.

Everything is looking withered

MrCover:
Update From . COM

A Nigerian man is reportedly set to marry two women on the same day in Delta State, Reports.

According to the wedding invite seen online As Sighted By On Facebook, Akpove will be getting married to Kome and Maro in Lagos-Igbide in Isoko South Local Government Area of the state on Sunday, August 15.

See Photo As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

Are those the beautiful women?

With pancake making up like 80% of their faces how do we know they are really pretty

crackhaus:
Dem don turn thread into coven meeting venue...

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/sad.gif

Lmfao

ahnie:
Joan mraphor isssa bleached out biitch.

My God this entity is a very toxic human being...she has all negative attributes attached to her.
She singlehandedly ruined so many lives,many met their untimely death through this saucy biitch my God she has stepped on powerful toes.

I'm glad I confronted her when she ruined my hustle,I really gave her a piece of my mind.she will never smell the post of deputy governor she's just wasting her time.

The only vacant position left for her is,let her just continue building fruit stands in asaba as if deltans lack vitamins and minerals.

The truth is,Joan cannot stay in any man's house,she's an authoritarian.

Wow . This must have some elements of truth coming from a fellow lady.

At the bold faced, makes perfect sense then

Rozcol:
Haven't I ignore you enough,you don't seems like a bad person and don't let anyone push you into it for his own selfish reasons.Sorry about yesterday please,have a nice day.

No worries. I hate conflicts. Have a nice day too

lkillbrokehoes:
Just report the scammer rozcol to the mods, because if you don't, it will keep mentioning you.

I think I will do that. He/she is really becoming a nuisance.

Thanks bro

Rozcol:
I attacked you back and never knew you existed here till you showed your ugly side, Yeye fowl,never in your life attack me again, if you see my post jump and pass.wayword man

You didn't know this when you responded negatively to a harmless comment I made in a post that doesn't concern you right? You were looking for my attention or what? Go disturb other randy dudes that might have your time. I don't do nairaland ladies. Please stay away. Thanks.

Rozcol:
I've never operated more than one Monika at a time here,I will soon deactivate this one too as my exams approaches deal with it.If deactivating my account for a period will give me the necessary concentration then its no big deal as I could always come up with a new one after my exams.You are now pained but you were enjoying it when you first insulted me.Potential adulterer enjoy your evening

Please stop sending me mentions. We have nothing in common. Let this be the last time you send me a mention. Bye.

Adiob200:
Hello nairalanders...this issue has been bothering me , someone fill one application for me using my two name(surname and my second name)...but I have three names on all my documents..my question is what's the implication of this..hope it won't affect my application?

It will affect your application because he used your second name and not your first name.

Even if you have 3 names on all your documents, you get a pass with your first name and last name, the middle doesn't matter that much, but in this case he used your second name, so yeah that's an issue.

Go swear an affidavit in court to counter this. And if you want to take it a step further you can pay for a publication to be made to this effect with one of the national newspapers.

You killed yourself because someone reneged on his promise to pay the debts you owe, probably after sleeping with you for the 1 week he was with you

If that's not entitlement mentality then I don't know what it is

Give it 6 months max, that place will be an eyesore.

We have zero maintenance culture in this country

DanielAlhassan:
you be fool , because my username is Alhassan mean am from daura , you better get sense
Before I blast your generation of baby factory useless hegoat

You way your mama no even no your father
You this useless Nigeria slave

Never in your life refer to me as Alhassan my name is Daniel and if you can't call me Daniel shout up and stop been useless like your palm wine father

Lmao

Majorly21:
The stupid guy have deleted his post.


Sorry for the mention.


I was really angry when I see the post because I’m also a trader as well. People like him give us bad name and reputations.
Don’t know why he decided to scam Nigerians or risk people money with synthetic indices, a very volatile market with 20 lot and no risk management.

And he know majority of Nigerians are just passerby and the economy isn’t good.

If he’s truly a trader he can easily get huge funds with foreign companies and trade for them.

Or he can send his trade that’s he took today and send here.


I make more than 5k-10k weekly and I will never come online asking people to invest in a volatile market or asking them to pay for mentorship class.

Aloysius10 Post your trade of today here. The date actually

Just imagine the idiot saying he can give a daily return of 5% on investment. There is no investment in the world that can promise such returns. And I am sure some gullible fellows will fall for his scam. It's sad really.

No worries bro.o was just surprised when I saw the mention

And just like that she ruined her life. Let this be a warning

TMKsouth:
You are the Sh*tting in Public Capital of the World so I'm sorry u have to hide your shame behind laughing emojis.

I was never a xenophobe, follow this thread probably and you'll see your cousin provoked me with his looting comment.

Lol, yeah I saw his comment. It's all good bro

Majorly21:
Don’t be stupid and stop giving forex traders bad name.. If you’re a good trader and you’re too greedy to start with small account size and compound your profits. You can better still register with FTMO and trade with them after passing the challenge and they’ll fund an account for you to trade with huge fund. After certain period you and ftmo will share the profit you’ve accumulated. FTMO TAKE 20% and you take 80%..


So there’s no need/reason asking people to invest with you.



Stop this nonsense and stop giving us financial traders bad name. Stupid stupid boy

Why did you give me a mention on this? Am I the one who posted it? Please go back and check for the scammer that posted this shit and re-edit your post

HEBEI:
The man deserved what he got.

Every adulterer deserves early grave.

You are an he- goat for this statement. So you are in support of murder. Animal.