₦airaland Forum

PVision2020:
And Buhari also hold the right to determine what's best for Nigeria by suspending Twitter indefinitely in his domain. We can all be mad together.
If a single man (jack) can unilaterally determine what's permissible or not with his brazen double standard and hypocrisy then a government of over 200M people (voted into power by over 15M voters) also possess the right to kick their ass off.

With people like you still around, then there is still some little hope for nairaland. Nice post

I am not a fan of Bihari but the facts need to be said. No sentiments here. You cannot delete the tweet of a serving president of a country ( even if you consider him a dictator or what not). It's not done. That's utter disrespect not just to our president but to all of us Nigerians.

Nairaland being what it is, I know some dunderheads will reply me with insults. I will not entertain silly mentions from morons that can't think with their brains

laraskey:
make I shock you, all this you type here are lies.. There no way bank will Blacklist ur bvn or CBN because of 72k.. Come out clean so we can help u..

You read my mind.

With the way our youths are so much involved in all sorts of stuffs these days such cases of bvn been blacklisted will be happening everyday.

MartinsOlaeuyi:
well, mine was my father.
I was pretending to be sleeping on the couch in the living room. He was on phone with someone and he called my name just to confirm if I was sleeping or not.

While I was eavesdropping on his conversation, I heard him telling someone else I love you, kisses on the phone and reminding the person that he's going to be at her place the following day. Meanwhile, my mum was in the kitchen cooking.

As papa cut call, I just normal normal standup.

Your dad is a guy man

Dwayne22:
I heard my younger brother promising his girlfriend that he won't mind killing his whole family because of her.. Na so I use cutlass pursue the two of them comot for our house

Lmao . That your younger brother deserves better beating. I am sure it's the different sex styles the babe is giving him that is knocking his brain like that

MickzyDonald:
It's very funny and shocking finding people talk or conspire against you when they don't know you are well aware of their conversation, so here are some pictures I've got that cracked my ribs

These are the types of stories I love reading. Nice thread

ivolt:
This is wrong.
The owner of those dogs should be arrested if he was indeed present.

You people just open your mouths and talk rubbish.

Let me see the idiot that jumps into my house, I will put a chair and record how my dogs will rip him to pieces. And I won't get arrested because he is a thief and the dogs were simply protecting the house from an armed intruder, nonsense

Things are so bad in Lagos right now. I used to go for jogging on the Lekki- Ikoyi toll bridge by 5.30am whenever I am in Lagos but lately I have stopped that for security reasons and just work out in my home gym. How I wish the Nigerian Police can give private citizens firearms license for pistols, let me see the idiot that will accost me on th road and see if I don't blow their brains off in self defense

PASTOR - the most bastardised word in Nigeria.

Nigeria has the largest collection of fake pastors on earth. Bunch of money hungry fetish and womanising miscreants.

Whenever someone introduces himself as a pastor to me I just shake my head and walk away.

slyfoxxjoe:
I can forgive Rema..he's a small boy too. But any adult over 25 who fell for that 60% ROI scam deserves to lose their money.

Any adult who believes in any investment that promises 60% ROI monthly deserves to be flogged in the market square and excommunicated for utter foolishness.

The dog was taken into custody too by the Nigerian police.

Are they also trying to get a confessional statement from the dog as well? Worst police force in the world. Bunch of untrained illiterates

Some people should never be allowed to have children. This is the height of irresponsibility.

SeaTrade:
Consumer tax is what is known as VAT,
And businesses with an annual turnover less than 25million is clearly exempted from that rubbish.
Educate yourself very well young man so that people wouldn't cash out on your ignorance.
Any small thing Nigerians don dey beg and acting naive ,
Na wa!

I don't think the op is genuine. If it's really true and it's in Benin city I might be able to tell some of my people based in Benin to assist him at the tax office free of charge, but it looks like a scam to me. Anyway I am waiting for him to reply me.

NazareneMonk:
lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique please I will appreciate if you can push this to front page so we can get advice from lawyers in the house.


The incident happened in Edo state, I have some images of the tax Slip and the shop. To make matters worse his house and shop are kinda together which makes him somehow homeless.

This is in Benin right? Please post an image of the tax slip or send it to me via email. Let me see what I can do.

The registered business, is it for a bar or a fish farm? Be detailed please.

PS - I just checked your profile and it shows this is a brand new nairaland.com account. I am very careful with new accounts as over 90% are scammers. Please use your old account to show you are genuine. Thanks.

The fire service team arrived late as usual.

What a failed country

R.I.P to the deceased.

MASTAkiLLAh:
such equipments have been on ground at least since GEJ's era. It's what police use in tracking kidnappers for example. The DSS also has them and that's why I try as much as possible to only buy new phones instead of second hand no matter how tempting the offer is, I personally know someone languishing in jail now with a robbery case hanging on his neck for being in possession of a stolen phone. The idea is good, the personnel behind it is what people are afraid of

This is exactly why I will never buy a used phone (be it US or UK used). You can't even tell if the US used phone you are buying is being tracked by INTERPOL.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this is sexual harassment. The man should sue for RAPE

cococandy:
But guess what? It’s not for free. It supports the family income.

If I had no source of income and my partner is running a food business to support us and can’t pay workers to wash dishes due to our income is now reduced, I would be stupid to say I can’t wash dishes to help the business survive. Like I said y’all are weird AF. I don’t know where your reasoning comes from.

There’s no role or job too demeaning for anyone on this earth. Stupid pride that’s defies logic is what makes some of you try to complicate uncomplicated situations.

Dishing what I can’t take?
I can wash dishes, wipe poop, clean up vomit, do anything to support my family. But y’all are too good for that. Such a stupid point of view to support

Truth be told I see nothing in helping my wife wash dishes if there is no one else to help out in the restaurant and if I am out of a job.

I think it boils down to the manner and way in which she says it. If she says it in a loving way then why not- I'll do it since the success of the restaurant is for the family. It only becomes a problem if she says it in a condescending and mocking way, that will hurt the mans feelings.

So in summary it all boils down to communication and teamwork. In fact, communication is one of the most important aspects of a satisfying marriage and this brings about love and mutual respect between both parties.

See me talking about marriage when I am not yet married sef

chii8:
Me that opened an account with Heritage Bank for over two months and they're yet to send my account number to me nko?

haba

You are supposed to get your account number same day your account is opened. What kind of bank is that?

If someone has your mobile phone IMEI number and has negative intentions he can commit fraudulent activities like the following:

CLONING
If someone has your mobile phone IMEI, this someone can clone your phone and if it happens that both phones are switched on while connected to the same telecom operator, the telecom operator will disable them both.
This usually happens on the same mobile operator or between mobile operators with a direct roaming agreement (almost all countries in the world). If the cloned phone is used in another country (or with an operator that doesn’t have a direct roaming agreement with the mobile operator used by the original phone) the two phones could actually work.

TRACKING
Anyone who knows your IMEI number is potentially capable to track your location, wherever you are in the world.

TAPPING
Anyone who knows your IMEI number is potentially capable of tapping into your phone conversations and text messaging and this can lead to the following issues ----------

FRAUD
By knowing your IMEI number it is possible to place calls and charge your account used with that IMEI number.
In countries where the phone account is also used to transfer credit, credits can be transferred out of your account.

IMPERSONATION
By cloning your phone people can send text messages (for example to your contact list) pretending to be you. In this circumstance, recipients are more likely to open and click links thereby included.

IDENTITY THEFT
By cloning your phone, hackers are capable to receive text messages originally sent to you. For example text messages including pin and authentication codes, generally used by third party services (on-line services, banking, etc.)

I am no male chauvinist, but there are 2 things I will never do once it's time for me to propose to my lady. Namely:

1. I will never kneel
2. I will never propose in public

BruncleZuma:
Seun what's happening this month with Nairaland, have you replaced the old mods or is this a trial run for new interns?

Lmao

This is the comment of the year

kingxsamz:
I called you all hypocrites because that's what you guys are. All of you, including you.
When he sang about internet fraud, did you and others dance or not? Is internet fraud not against ethics and morals? Where was the outcry when he sang about it?
Even when he was arrested for it, most of you guys bashed the government even though you all knew he was glorifying fraud.
When he sang "Jo soapy", did you dance or not? You might even have the music in your phone, who knows? Is it part of our ethics and morals to sing about masturbation in songs?
Where was the outcry? He sang another called "cumming" and said lots of things, nobody including you, complained. Now that what he said doesn't sit well with you, you're now coming online to cry. Many of you probably watch Father and Daughter porn, who knows?
Only a mumu and someone who's easily influenced would expect anything that appeals to morals from him. Ya'll talking about him being a bad influence as if he wasn't one in the first place. He wasn't a bad influence then, but he is now because he has said what you don't like. Hypocrite.

You are very correct. That dude has always been a bad influence on the youths. I am surprised people are just finding out, hence the outcry on this latest outburst.

As for me I am not surprised. I never expected anything positive from him.

Ugandatales:
Very very bad influence. To be honest, he is the worst thing that has happened to Nigerian music in recent times.

I remember when I was learning DJing last year. We had gone for an event, and the main DJ had run off to get fuel, so I had to handle the mixing. I didn't really know where the DJs main songs where, so when the mix that was playing finished, I just frantically searched for a song to play. I saw a folder named party jams, I clicked, saw a Naira Marley song and I played it. Damn! I regretted the move. Naira Marley was just saying raw sh*t all through...too sexually explicit for me to even type here. The kids were dancing but the Alfa was looking at me like, what da f*ck is wrong with you. Damn! I was so ashamed of myself that day.

Lmao

I can just imagine how embarrassed you felt that day

I hate commenting on issues like this but I think what she said makes sense.

We all have our fantasies ( mine is worse ) but I think considering the type of society we find ourselves it's better we keep such fantasies to ourselves. It's not every single thought that comes to our minds we put out on social media. Decorum please

PARACLETOS:
the "hood is no more friendly" in the voice of a nairalander. Them too de get sense, you have a date with someone, you go pack your bunch of eating vultures as friends to come consume a man you would later store as "Mumu" or "goat" or "fool" and the likes on your phone. I guess that serves as a lesson to others.

You've said nothing but the truth

Additional names they use are as follows: Money miss Road- New Mugu - Latest catch - Weekend money etc etc

It never ends well. Something about not shit-ing where you eat.

Same goes for same compound,same estate, same street, same gym or same church.

Slayqueens or prostitutes? Some guys are trying sha

I can never get turned on by prostitutes or so called oloshos or slayqueens or runsgirls. There is just something about these girls that sleep around for money that I find so irritating.

How many times will this Shekau die? If I recall in a span of about 7 years various news agencies have reported his death on like 10 different occasions. Is he a demigod or what?

Rubbish lies from the pits of hell

limeta:
if its not islam tell us more then

Honour killings is more prevalent in the far east like India.

Families do this when they feel a child has brought shame to the family.

Doradorwa:
I was watching a clip on youtube about a particular terrorist sect. I notice that they blindfolded all of the people waiting on the line to be executed. They covered all of their head to their neck while some just their eyes. WHY IS LIKE THAT?

I think it's to help the person being executed save some of his dignity so he (or she) doesn't flinch/panic/cry/defacate/piss at the moment immediately before death (i.e. they don't know the exact moment it will happen).

Also it's harder to kill someone when you look him/her in the eye.

79733139:
I do over 1000 push-ups daily (split into 15 - 18 sets and spread across the day).

haaa 1000 push ups is much o

Calisthenics (bodyweight training like push ups is also very good). I do 50 push ups, 50 bodyweight squats, 20 pull ups and 5 minute planks every morning as well.