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Explorers:
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.

When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.

He said “I have nothing else to live for.

I can’t go on,” then the sound of a gunshot.

After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide.

How did they know?

Explorers:
A famous chemist was found dead in his laboratory.

There was nothing around him except a paper with the names of chemical substances:

Carbon
Oxygen
Nickel
Lanthanum
Sulfur




On the day he was murdered, the chemist only had 3 visitors: his wife Mary, his nephew Nicolas, and his friend Jonathan.

The police arrested the murderer right away.



How did they know who killed him?

Explorers:
A famous chemist was found dead in his laboratory.

There was nothing around him except a paper with the names of chemical substances:

Carbon
Oxygen
Nickel
Lanthanum
Sulfur

Ni- Nickel, C.carbon, O-oxygen, La- lanthanum, S -sulphur


On the day he was murdered, the chemist only had 3 visitors: his wife Mary, his nephew Nicolas, and his friend Jonathan.

The police arrested the murderer right away.



How did they know who killed him?

Explorers:
A lonely old man lived in a lonely old house in the suburbs of a city.

He never left his house for long.

It was a midsummer, a Friday when the mailman walked by the house and called the lonely old man.

There was no answer.

When he looked into the window, he saw that old man lying in a pool of blood.

When the policemen arrived, they found a newspaper from Tuesday, 2 bottles of warm milk and one cold bottle.

The next day, the killer was arrested.

Who was the killer, and how did the police figure this one out?

Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?

CrtlAltDel:
But Ipobs claim they are peace loving terrorist

TheCabal:
Your doing it again .. Ibo man... you are reacting to what you hear and not what people are actually doing.

That's why you could not lay low when the NA came to provoke you. You can only respond to words.

When you are faced with an action... you get confused at best you react with violence.

Now your enjoying what Tinubu says, yesterday he was your enemy.

Learn from the North (all zones), the west or the SS. The SS is a perfect case study, a once disparaged community.. today has produced a president for 6 years. The SS holds the CBN and ministry of petroleum resources, and heading to 20% derivation formula. Without a single anti-Nigerian chant. Wisdom truly is the gift of the gods.

SillyMods:
Despite the opposition to it, I still like the way the Kurds went about the referendum for secession without hate speech and threat to kill and violence.

Hope our Igbo brothers can learn something from this.

onila:

comodo:
From what I saw in the pix, that should be an expansion joint. Though it was not treated well, but IMHO its not a crack or a failure. Unless there are some other things I didn't see.

soberdrunk:
I am beginning to think the Lagos state government has a special ministry for 'picture taking', any small project they must release professional pictures.......

Joephat:
Happy birthday

Your father is among the best leaders we ever had in this country. He was eating at dsam time growing our economy unlike the dullard that knows nothing abt growing an economy but only know how to use power to intimidate innocent Igbo ppl n travel around the world

If your father had continued, we won't be puppets in the hands of British overlord.

God bless Abacha, God bless you n increase you more..

paiz:
What a man can do a woman can do better
The most powerful woman on earth
Congratulations to the president of west germany

seunmsg:
In as much as i see nothing wrong with the current military approach, i am not against federal government negotiating with Kanu and IPOB if they are open to negotiation.

Tinubu and his party also need to do more. Restructuring was a dominant part of APC manifesto and by now, the APC government should have taken concrete steps towards restructuring the country.

CaptPlanet:
No gun can be like the ak47. It was the main reason why the nazi cldnt invade russia, then the weather.

Queenlovely:
problems are to be shared not hidden. You might even be helping millions out there with the answers here. Somebody died today because of toothache. If only she shared her problem

Sanchez01:
The name isn't wack. The United States have severally adopted certain code names which are rather direct than subliminal. At some point, the U.S. military have chosen codes such as;

1. Operation rolling thunder: The code name for bombing Vietnam.

2. Operation Overlord
3. Operation desert storm
4. Operation EAGLE CLAW (How is this any different from the python dance?)

Abati was only responsible for counselling the president on media before his boss was booted and last I checked, he was never in the military.

masciv:
Now you just confirmed how dumb a human can be and still breathe.

Self determination you say...but threatened to burn the country...You're freedom fighters anyway not terrorists

You think that was an invasion Go read about the iraqi invasion by the u.s forces

Innocent people were murdered in their sleep WHERE So that justifies innoncent people dying right? Jesus wept!

What of the innocent policeman your fellow terrorists killed...They are self determined people after all

If you're a Christian you'll know that Jesus even came to die for terrorists

In short, you're completely ignorant and stupid. You think you are being sensible justifying others being killed but you're sheer dumb! Christ died for you as much as he died for the northerners. Selah!

fergie001:


Zombie oooo,Zombie
Zombie,no go lie,unless you tell am to lie
(Excerpts from Afrobeats legend,Fela Anikulapo-Kuti).

What is Pronouncement?
-A formal or authoritative announcement or declaration.

What is Declaration?
-A formal or explicit statement or announcement.

But hear Professor Gen.Tukur Buratai:

“You have to get it very clear. First of all, what the Defence Headquarters did was to make pronouncement. It wasn’t a declaration per se. But this has given room for the right step to be taken."

The 56-yr-old Professor Buratai,our Nobel Laureate is trying to shift the goal post but all fell flat because he was fighting with his head and heart/conscience.

I understand his state of confusion,mixed grin,uncertainty,belief that the question(s) won't arise;but it came however.

Prof.Yusuf Buratai,listen

"Truth is ever to be found in simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." Isaac Newton

Your state of confusion was apparent.
He would have directed these reporters to the Public Relations Dept of the Army instead of wobbling and fumbling.

Voltron of the Universe,please and please,rescind this fallacy.
What are you doing in Ebonyi,did you not hear what happened in Borno?

You are older Sir,you only have a few years to spend in the Army left,
You killed Shiites,
You killed ipobs and innocent lives.

Boko Haram,NO
Bakassi,cos 90,habaaaa,e mere gi ya-eme?
ONLY YOU!?

Please Sir,sit,pause look in the mirror alone,open up your palms,look back in the mirror,what did you see?
A man that perhaps could do things quite differently.

Extend my greetings to the President of Dubai.

Thank U.

masciv:
A lot of idiots on this platform. Where's your humanity

So how many ipob miscreants have lost their lives like this. The ipob only brought this upon themselves. These people on the other hand are innocent. What's your problem. You bloody fools keep saying it's karma. Mind you karma has no end point. What if more ipobs lose their lives. Would you be happy seeing hausa mock you. These are humans for God's sake not chickens.

You dare not call God's name if you're happy seeing people die. You're a disgrace to the kingdom. Christ died for you all psychopaths!

EponOjuku:
OP, you're a bloody liar.

Previously, you told us posted here that you're 24 years of age, now you're claiming 21? You no get shame.



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