so, how do yu go 'bout making the friendship! 'nuff said

_{And i was seriously waiting for joylinks to throw the first punch!}

'nuff said

iice:

LMAO. . .my friend uses this line he stole from Wild N Out. . .Hey baby, ah got the whole dictionary tatooed on ma d*ck, why don't you come over and let me put some words in your mouth

Here's one: Evrytime i see you, you're always cheerful, so wats da secret pill

On behalf of Ohaneze Ndigbo of Nairaland, i reject that gross manipulation of 'facts' in all its entirety.

It's mere fallacy, illogical and completely untenable.

The issue is that most girls (including, but not limited to, igbos) tend to be more comfortable with peeps from their own 'area', coupled with parental nudgings and pressures. Its an attitudinal problem.

Personally, i dont subscribe to such cos you find out that life's journey's can take you anywhere in the globe. Must you conitnue waiting for that tribal bobo to show up before you settle down. Hell no!

On the other hand, i want to stress that its not uncommon to find the scenario you posted! Its very possible. I'm only vexed with the generalization.

Just like Cute-ass opined, i would love to see our parents take a liberal mind on such issues concerning their kids preferred marriage partners as in the in end, its not daddy or mummy thats gonna live forever with whomever it turns out to be.

Ka Chineke Mezie Okwu!

So, i decided on the next plan of action.

Its going to be this weekend!

There's no going back on this one

_{Love is all that matters}

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Omo Eko:

well it's a shame black people doesn't blush , so i will advive to stop blushing

Which part of figurative expression don't you understand ehh

_{don't force me to spank you oo}

nkc, must you be rude,

I was only tryn to liven up yu pipo's board

_{being good has now become a crime}

There's this evening daily newspaper circulating in lagos! I think you should try them out.

Dont worry, they aint gonna charge you any money!

It may sound funny and possibly stupid but in actual sense, its the truth!

The man cannot categorically say that a child is his or not BUT the woman knows all.

Didnt you read some years back when Okocha nearly divorced his wifey cos she gave birth to a child that looks white.

The matter remains unresolved till today.

Thats why we always pray God give us The Virtuous Woman

Good riddance to, emm emm

fynewaka:

I can sense Horoscopic craze in nairaland.

welcome craze!

Creamish:

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

Waoo, all that!!! am impressed

why dont you include their weaknesses too _{to balance out!}

@Bolarge

Well, your pics are ok

Oh! Its mukina from next block!

We knew each other from high school

Grrrrrring Grrrrrrrrrrrrrring (the door bell rings)

wonder who that could be?

Busta:

like someone said, get a tattoo

better still u can get on each other's butt with each other's name

@Poster, this is almost an impossible question to answer. I mean, what's not to like? In any case, here is my feeble attempt:

Her grace. Ever been in a room full of people and seen a woman enter, in all her almost feline-ish grace, and have the room collectively hold it's breath?

Her oneness. Women have this beautiful way of being as one with themselves despite the fact that you may be watching or that they may be in a room full of people. They have their own individual way of doing certain little things that makes them unique. A walk, a smile, brushing their hair, taking little bites of a fruit. I could watch for hours and never get bored.

Maternal instinct. At the risk of sounding chauvanistic, she must have it. When you are down or had a bad day or generally feel like shit, she tries to make you feel better. Whether its running her fingers through your hair or holding your hand or making you chicken soup. She wants to be there for you.

Intelligence: I definitely need a woman that can challenge me on so many issues, inlcuding being a major advisor on matters relating to my work and home.

Beauty. The skin, the hair, the legs, the shape. That delicious area behind the ear. The primped hands, the cute toes. The scent. _{I don't want all beauty and no brains though}

I can go on and on and on and[i] _{you know what}[/i]? I already found That Woman![b] I rest ma case![/b]

LoverBwoy:

See open goal!! oh boy you don't have to be maradonna to score this one!
GO[/b]al and celebrate!

No long thing o

_{oh yea tell you guy the girl is not good for him- thats the fact you don't know
if she's been winking at other guys}

Loverbwoy, i cant believe you said that

[b]Open Goal? _{laughing hysyerically and gasping for breathe}

who says you can't find love/hapiness on line??

Absolutely correct. My dear! Its very very true to find a love online and for both of you to take it to the next level, _{am a living witness}

From all indications, you're going ahead with this[b] internet guy[/b]. Do not relent.

As for the first guy, just like Cute-ass said, let him know in a polite and smooth manner that he has to let you go. _{No hard feelings}

lmao

When i got home, i continued day dreaming about what nearly took place in his house,

Gosh! I have to get a grip on myself. Such things dont happen on first dates!

Now, lemme see, wat exactly do i want from this guy?!


_{PS: i seriously wish it was another name and not Seun}

@ poster, why do i feel that the brother and sister you're referring to is for _{dubious and tricky} intentions

joyblinks:

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if u say am less than 16, then no probs.

_{Please joyblinks, tell me you aint <16}

sure