This na cherubim junction for owerri

Do I cash out or be hopeful

Rugaria:


Imo state was amongst the best governed states in the 80s under Dee Mbakwe! You can go and check! You were not born then, I know, but you can still learn if you can stop being uncouth! Buhari organized a coup that upstaged the Mbakwes, the Jakandes and the Solomon Lars of this world in 1983. He said he was fighting corruption! Who announced the coup? Abacha! Who did he appoint the Chief of Army staff after? Babangida! Two of the most corrupt officers ever produced by the Nigerian army! These were the men of "honor", the shining colossus that Buhari came with to fight corruption!! He hasn't apologized for that up till this day!

Almost 3 decades later, Hushcobar Tinubu in his vaulting ambition to become the president of the country, went to the land of the dead, exhumed a dead body, injected it with fresh blood and christened it "The Messiah"! Together with tribal urchins like you and inebriated partizan hacks, he managed to crown this eyesore a president! This president fired a supreme court Cheif justice and imposed his "hunter bag" carrying brother as the new supreme Court Justice! That was how Tanko juggled the law to impose one out of sort Uzodinmma as the governor of Imo state! Uzodinmma is there as we speak, ruining and running down the state as he was instructed to do by Abuja! When he's done, you will be here as usual, to blame the long suffering people of Imo state! Obviously, You are not called an online hoodlum for nothing..

Thank you

internationalman:
But why is the site so slow to load these days.

Seun should please find a way to correct that slow connection. Me I always turn on my ip whenever am on nairaland

See guys nairaland is trending on Twitter at number one....people are testifying how it has really helped in one way or the other...go see for yourself guys

smart1204:
Hi everyone, I'm a 20 year old male student in college of medicine UNN, enugu campus. This is
my problem.

I get aroused by close body contact with ladies. example:

Sitting beside a lady around my age or so makes me get an erection. Even though I have MOSTLY but not totally conquered this by fighting it in my mind.

The remaining ones I've sincerely tried and not being able to overcome are:

1. when I give a female friend front hug without any ulterior motive in mind, I start to get an erection (This has happened severally and made me stop hugging ladies).

2. when standing in a crowded place like 2 submit a script or enter a class. If ladies buttocks are pressed against groin and/or their breasts on my body, I start to get an embarrassing erection even though I actually hate it and have nothing in mind. This happens to the point I have to place my hand to cover it or prevent it.

Pls, I'm a technical virgin and have made up my mind to remain celibate till marriage. I try my best not to lust after women or sexual objectify them.

PLEASE HELP ME DEAR FRIENDS.

You still a kid...at twenty you should be engrossed in your studies, stop watching porn and the imaginary act will stop whenever you come close to an opposite sex. My sincere advice...on your graduation day try as much as possible to get laid by a girl be it a clean olosho or a naughty girl friend then that anxiety will stop..

I love reading comments on nairaland

What are these guys really fighting for...that they are being pampered in such manner but are quick to use force on other region who are fighting for a just cause. I never still understand

I see kids all over these thread always trying to stir up tribal war...no be una fault na the country cause am. Always try to walk away no matter what cus they say he who walks away lives to fight another day.

There's nothing like having that swell time at home with your kid, just like me. I no dey use Saturday and Sunday play ooh, these days are for me my beautiful daughter. OBO I can relate

Nigerians and this gift of prophesy...everybody don run conclude.. na wa oo

Omooo

200 naira for one cup of egusi your area...for wetin, we way dey buy 100 here dey complain sef

D gift too much true true

shout out to j111 and ishilove....saved my ass during the lockdown. God bless una

Digmygold:
Redpiller Grandpa Ubunja will call him a simp and want to die. Yet God keeps blessing Simps whilst redpillers are dying in misery. Ziatan just clocked 26years and has chosen the right path whereas one 60 year old ruined old toad with poo for brain is still pussy wailing and pussy hunting.

ee pain am....you still a simp bro deal wit it.

ILoveDemMANNA:

This sounds so good to the ears for real.
But,
If India past 2 presidents were named OBJ and a certain Jonathan, along with a certain former minister of Petroleum (Madam Opolo eyes) they won't have all these BILLIONS of DOLLARS to fall back on and make life easier for their citizens, just like the stimulus package Trump gave some eligible Americans months ago,
It would have been looted dry by their past 2 presidents and their cronies.
#BitterTruth.
May God punish every politicians that have stolen from our national treasury.
No matter the party they are or keep jumping from.
They will all never end well for destroying the foundation of our nation.

amen and amen

La click la bend

OK2NVME:
They planned and organised this mission from over 6,000km away in the Pentagon.

Deployed drones from their base in Niger to give them constant surviellance and communication hook up to their satellites way up in the Sky.

Had their aircraft carrier on the gulf of Guinea with Jets ready to be scrambled to give air cover in case the target area gets swamped by tangos.

They then flew their star boys all the way from the US military base in Germany onboard the USAF Globemaster from where they parachuted from 25,000ft down to a location less than 3miles to the location where they hooked up with local assets who had provided transportation closer to the main location.

Meanwhile back at the US Drone base in Niger, Delta Force team were on standby with 4 Blackhawks and two gunships waiting for the go. Their job was to pick up the team and the rescued hostage at a designated pickup point 5 clicks from the target location and if the mission goes wrong act as back up forces to the seal team with the reaper drone coming in hot on any advancing enemy tangos .

Seal Team makes it to location.

Goes in clean.

Secures hostage and calls in Big Eagle


Team makes it down to pick up point and in less than 1 minute Ranger pickups arrive and we have birds in the sky.

Mission accomplished. .


Our olodo idiots will first shoot everything that moves including goats from 10km of the location.

Too much war films bro ....too much war films. Good analysis though

Arrewa:
All religions have deficiencies in their writings but by large Islam and Christianity is the biggest fraud of them all.

Christianity is the only one that says you must follow Jesus to go to heaven.

What a boatload of TRASH that is.
The same Jesus was son of God and God at the same time - Another fraud.
Jesus was born my immaculate conception - biggest fraud in the bible.
Jesus has been coming back since more than 2000 years ago - Big fraud.

He's dead and he aint coming back. He died just like other human being that had their hearth stopped pumping blood. The rest is just Hollywood fantasy story written by the Romans to control the rest of the world.

Close to 70 PERCENT of the WORLD POPULATION are not even Christians, so you are telling me that they are all going to hell?

Most that are Christians were born into the religion, that means that GOD has already punished about 70 percent of the world when they were born into other religions. I beg save me the trash. That means that God himself is mean by allowing most of the world population to be born into regions where Christianity is not prevalant. I doubt that.

Islam... Why will you fight for Allah when you all know we are going back to him for the final judgement?

Why not face radical Muslims that have turned the Quran upside, killing innocent people and creating terror group and painting your religion black?

If Religion is the answer to human problems, Nigeria would have been a better country by now, considering the times various churches and mosques have fasted and prayed for the nation.

We’ve been praying for the country since I was a kid and it’s obvious the same has been happening before I was born, but instead of a turnaround for the best, it’s been the direct opposite.

My world outlook is to be good to others, and treat people the way you want to be treated. If there's heaven, then you will make it.

Hmmm....your words are very tempting. But I no go fall. Get behind me satan

Sometimes I just wish am an atheist we don't need all this war of religion supremacists. Serve your God make I serve mine and the world will be a better place

Davash222:
Zombies are the second problem we have presently!

It's really a plague we have to fight...I wonder how they think as a zombie

Something tells me the writer is not Igbo please make una no mind am

Hmmm...

Make I laugh small

am in love with Nigerian youth

#findjamesnwafor

Have been trying to wrap my mind round it and I keep wondering as a Christian that truly want to worship God in mind and in spirit comes to church and the sermon and every other is done in haste just because of launching, special donations and everything about money. I thought the church is suppose to be a place of worship and sober reflection but it's the opposite.( Na church we come no be auctioning we come) at least first offertory maybe second for welfare and you close church. Happy Sunday fellas #ENDSARS

This is what you get when incompetency leads the literate...you cancel special Robbery squard now now and the next day you don create swat with new uniforms. When and how did you recruit fresh men to fill in those gaps or you think say we no get sense....

I am loving this....Anambra ndi OMA...please guys if you can't go out at least dey online dey help move this ministry, the time is now...#ENDSARS #ENDJAMESNWAFOR

Sh*t is getting real....