This female gender get mind ooh.....your papa mate na we ooh

This country really need disintegration Asap...

This is funny as f0ck holiday dey for war..zelensky na real comedian ooh

slivertongue:
GOD BLESS THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

This exact sentence dey pain urchins eeh...keep it up bro

Tinubuwins2023e:
Who takes this foolish bastard serious? Because you get blue tick doesn't make you a sensible person oga fool at 40 which amounts to a fool for ever.

You are the bigger f00l here...Bast4rd from a rotten sperm donor

Ojb555666:
And God showed Mercy to imperfect me after long wait with my imperfect application.

Bros ur email please

Abdul05:
Tinubu will overcome all his enemies by God grace....


Obi is just an ordinary steam he will soon be let off ....

Na only OBI be opposition?

joefit4gur:


It's best to get the MBS to the embassy, you will be given a one-page PDF by your bank to upload when submitting your application. You can also upload it directly, however, you should note the upload limit on the portal.

Thanks God bless

ChiPromise:

Pls tell your parent sponsoring you to send MBS to Canada Embassy. This way, it's more easily verifiable and convincing.

Thanks...Please can you help with a detailed process of getting it done...thanks

Nobody wan help my life here...somebody should please help me with this..thanks

ugolinze123:
Please ooh make una help me...
As an undergraduate applicant being sponsored by parent do I need them to do MBS to the embassy or just a pdf upload to my application.
Thanks in anticipation

Please ooh make una help me...
As an undergraduate applicant being sponsored by parent do I need them to do MBS to the embassy or just a pdf upload to my application.
Thanks in anticipation

If you are on twitter lets follow each other....theres a massive movement for peter Obi in Nigeria...

Manshot1:


Bro,Are you on hire purchase?

Yes

Leverage2021:
no comment cos na Allah work

Sunan Abi Dawud 4356

Abu Burdah said:

A man who turned back from Islam was brought to Abu Musa. He invited him to repent for twenty days or about so. Muadh then came and invited him (to embrace Islam) but he refused. So he was beheaded

You seem to be familiar with the quran

Jakumo:


The Islamic terrorists native to Nigeria's northern deserts are ultimately seeking to take control over Southern Nigeria's oil wealth, and that is why any talk of splitting the country is violently opposed. Without the oil wealth flowing from the Niger Delta into the private pockets of northern Nigeria's connected elite embezzler class, the north of Nigeria would very quickly revert into a barren desert wasteland full of camels, donkeys, child brides, virgin hunters and death by starvation.

I love u...no homo

nijaomegacode:
This is a woman of virtue.
When a woman marries as a virgin, she keeps her destiny intact and her glory shines all over the world. She becomes blessing to her husband, Her children excel in life and she also bless her nation.
Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin. She's a curse to her children: born and unborn.

No man with such qualities will take such amount

Kalubolt:
Good day Nairalanders, I don't know how to place the subject of what transpire ystday but just read and share your thoughts.
I am a driver working with one of the e-hailing companies (BOLT). Ystday by 7pm I got a request from Bera estate by Chevron drive to one hotel close to Skymall at Sangotedo. When I got to the pick up zone it was a guy and his babe. They look so young so I didn't know they were married at first.
Before picking them I was playing a Phil Collins track (You'll be here in my heart).
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When they boarded, the guy said I should change the song to something more upbeat which I did. When we got to Mega Chicken opposite Askamaya Hotel, there was a heavy traffic as usual that comes all the way from Ajah Bridge so we were moving slowly. Before we got to VGC traffic light, hubby's phone rang and he picked it. After the normal hello he asked who's on the line? And the caller answered it's me Aisha cus I got to know when he said whose Aisha. It seems Aisha at the other end was telling him why are you pretending not to know my voice bcus I called with unknown number after you refused picking my lines. Hubby was adamant, pls I don't know you and I am with my wife and he cut the call.
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By this time I have reduced the volume of my radio, so wifey was asking him who's that? He said he doesn't know who she was. Wifey said are you sure and he said yes. Not long after the number called again and hubby picked and said pls leave me alone I don't know you.
As Wifey wanted to collect the phone from him, hubby cut the call. Wifey was somehow angry but kept her cool. Not long after again same number called again, but before hubby could say anything Wifey collected the phone from him and picked the call. And then put it on speaker for both hubby and me to hear.
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She then calmly said hello, I am the wife of the person you are trying to call how may I help you. Aisha too calmly said, pls don't be offended give the phone to the owner he's the one I want to speak to. With this, Wifey provoke and started shouting at her. Who the hell are you to tell me who you want to talk to? All this while hubby moved a bit to my side and was trying to explain to me: driver see me see wahala o, person say him no know you and you dey insist. Which kind problem be this. I didn't say any word to whatever he was saying cus he has distracted me from hearing the main gist between his wife and Aisha.
And by this time Wifey has off the loudspeaker and was now listening to the other caller carefully and silently. After some minutes of careful listening she cuts the call and burst into tears. Hubby tried to get close to her and ask what's wrong, she shouted don't touch me. After some more sobbing, she voiced out: Andrew (not real name) why, Andrew why are you doing this to me? We are barely 2 months into our marriage and you have started cheating on me. Andrew retorted back, honey what are you saying? I don't know her, don't believe whatever she's saying, that's a home wrecker.
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Wifey replied back while sobbing, you don't know her but she knows your name and your best friend's name you use to hang out with. And you guys even hang out with her and friends just last week, Andrew why, why?
Hubby started explaining that doesn't know her, maybe it was one of the girls my friend use to carry along when we hang out. Wifey said she has heard enough and he should just let her be for the time being. With that Wifey place her head at the side glass of where she was sitting and continued sobbing slowly.
Hubby now confused and don't know what next to do or say just sat bewildered, I was watching them both from my inner mirror. After about 5 min total silence and us approaching Ajah Bridge, hubby came close to my ears and told me to look for that Phil Collins song I played earlier when I came to pick them. I nodded and proceeded to look for the track on my Playlist and then click it.
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As the song was playing, to my surprise hubby started singing along the song to Wifey in an Indian movie style hahahaha. What got me laughing inside myself more was when he sang the part in the song:
Don't listen to them
Cus what do they know
We need each other
To have to hold. Hahahaha hahaha, guys honestly I almost burst out laughing here.
While the song was about to end, I have already set another track by Celine Dion and R. Kelly (I am your angel). Immediately Phil Collins ended I click that one. Once again hubby sang along and by this time Wifey has stopped sobbing. The next thing I saw was a tap in the head and when I looked back, hubby gave me a thumps up signal. Meaning my head dey there hahahaha. Another thing that amused me was that hubby knows those old school blues words for words, lyrics for lyrics. And me kukuma get them in quantum.
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Before that one ended, I slot in Toni Braxton (Breathe Again). With this one, hubby yell softly wow! As I turned back to look at him, Wifey is already lying on his chest while hubby held her gently. This Toni Braxton was the one that kill it the most, when hubby sang the part: I will never breath again without you. Wifey now crying softly again while lying on his chest muttered some words: you know I love you, while do you want to break my? Hubby rubbed her face to her hair and said you know I won't do such. After Toni Braxton I put some other numerous love songs that got them in the mood. As we were almost getting to their destination which is hotel, Hubby told me to give him my account details. I gave him and he said when he ordered the ride, the price was #2300-#2600 so he sent me 3k and said even with the hold up it won't be more than that, but if it's more than that then he will send me another money. Within seconds I got the 3k alert. We got to the hotel parking lots and I ended the trip and it reads #2500. I brought out #500 to give him and he said I should keep it, that he loves my ride and the songs I played for them, I just smiled and say thank you.
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They came down and headed to the hotel lobby, I was just looking at them shaking my head and smiling when all of a sudden Wifey turned back and ran to where I was still parked telling hubby she forgot something. As she came, open the door and pretended to be looking for something she handed 1k note to me and told me thank you for everything, before I could say anything she just said bye and left. Me I started my car still smiling and I left, lolz what a way to end the day.
See as I take style turn relationship healer hahahaha.......

Post this ypur story for bolt drivers thread under car talk

As a E-hailing taxi driver the job can be very demanding especially those who are on hire purchase or weekly delivery, you get to meet with different kind of human being and attitudes on a daily. There was this lady rider I met, menn!! People can be disgusting shaa.. she just dey do like say we don get encounter before acting all bossy for a 15minute ride, talking about 5star rating as if my life depended on it omoo I just manage am till she drop. Have also met another female rider who has been my friend till today.
So guys lets lets hear your good and bad experiences as a bolt and uber driver

showafrica:


Lol, i can imagine US army malhandling Mr Bean for treason able felony

As in eeh

Why is the zoo army always showing force at irrelevant things especially when it concerns unarmed civillians...even at worst it should be the police doing their job and not these touts in boy scout regalia who abuses hard drugs...just look at what a once mighty and respected army has been brought down to. Spits...

nairalandankrah:

Wow the cartoon is beautiful! I love the facial emphasis and outlook that represents his doggedness and focus!
I believe it took you almost all the time of your life to design it, And you even did it for free.
Your love for Kanu knows no bounds

You've really challenge me today, I gotta do my own cartoon of him, problem is I dont think it will be as beautiful as yours!

You want somebody's child to commit suicide abi..

Sonnobax15:

Hbd to her..

Tho I'm not one of her fans.....her comedy skits no dey funny to me one bit....

I swear bro...I nono how she take funny..no hating

Sebastine1994:
chairman of Conspiracy theory

His theories are like that of our fake prophets.

how many of his theories have ever come true?

I don't like this man, I don't like his ways. he feeds on the illiteracy of the masses.

he tells them what they want to hear, an efficient manipulation machine.

ffk is a loser. Nigeria must not fall.

if Nigeria falls, it is because of the graduates we produce.

graduates that can't use their brains to solve half of our problem. the youths don't even believe in Nigeria. but you believe in America.

If your education cannot solve Nigerias problem, then your education is a waste.

you can't change Nigeria at once.focus on your community first, every good thing in life starts small.

Facebook did not just take over the world in one day. it started small, from classmates to the global society.

I agree with you small but with the quota system government runned by your alpha and Omega buhari who sees his fellow Fulani only worthy of high intelligent positions such as this and disregard other region who might be better qualified to mane such position. What do you say about that oga..

Lalami3232:
See wetin person go marry for house tomorrow.
I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "the day my wife born girl, I go cry like person wey one game cut he 20M ticket".

Who go come born the ones way your boys wan f*ck

AuroraBrls:
Somebody daughter/sister na him be that.

Someone's future wife/Mum.

Smh...

A man they are trying to undo by eating him into debit played a fast one on them when he saw the handwriting on the wall - zero guarantee of getting value/laid after spending.


Sometimes when l see young ladies from good upbringing so skimpily and sluttishly adorned, swaying their body lustfully and flinging their head in the usual notice me / am so hot style/Quean on the highway style... l can't help but to wonder...what really goes on in a females head, esp such types of females...

Am l even wrong to say such type...cos honestly and on a very good day and with the right setting and cliques, even the Classiest and most seemingly polished of females ...d ChefCh, the Cuppis, the SofyMomd, The KimKads, The ObamaGals, etc could be caught exuding this same en vouge swag. Like it's the coolest swag amongst chic's.

An ordinary simple conversation is going on...you are making a hundred gestures with your hands and talons within a space of 10minutes, flicking your flowing hair backwards at least 7 times in 2minutes...practically snorting your phone while in the middle of a conversation with someone, the list is endless. Drama upon drama.

Men are only after the Honeypot...the Rich ones can go bankrupt to eat it if they must...but hardly for keepsakes...do you ever wonder why most men keep Buhari or Sanusis daughter, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala or Oby Ezeks at home, but will spend half their fortune to taste cuppys cup. Real men see through all this fakery, unseriousness and shallowness in character.

The feminist fever sweeping through this generation isn't helping matters either, esp in our clime.

Word from a wise man

I think he has the right to his thought...as long as no be your mama and sister him wan f0rk. His thought his life. He wanted a trend on social media and he got it..Lets face the state of the nation now shall we

Those girls at the counter selling tickets are f*cking rude

Forthispost:
Hello Nairalanders. I need your honest feedback on this issue.


There is this ex of mine I dated for approximately 4 years. During the course of our relationship, I Was totally in my best power not to be the toxic one and never cheated on her but she eventually left with no viable reason. There were times she messed up and I forgave her even while we dated.
Close to the time of her graduation from a reputable state university in Nigeria, she started messing up and eventually broke up the relationship.
I was pained though but I had to forgive her and move on.

After the break up (which is about 3 years away now) we still talk (greetings on phone) once in a blue moon.

Now the issue at hand is, a male boss of mine requested that I recommend a female staff that matches a particular vacant role in our organisation .
Note: This is an internal recruitment and who ever I recommend stand a 95% chance of getting employed ( the other 5% if for village people). The role is an entry role with pay centered around 80k-100k monthly. She currently earns 22k where she works now at at our last conversation. Though she use to be a cool person before her village people entered the relationship. Over three years of not being close as before gives me no clue of the type of person she might have become now. Maybe a scorned woman or a more sensible person. I'm doing far better than when she left me and it's super glaring to her.

The reason why I need advice is this: I work at the same organisation in question and I have no plan to leave soon. I'm trying to avoid a case where she will be the one to facilitate any issue for me at the said work place. Just avoiding anything that will result in regrets.

Update: I forgot to add, she's one of the person I know who suits the role. I don't have sister who matches the role.

I created this new account for just this thread hence the moniker "for this post"

Kindly advice biko. Bashing is allowed.

My brother you sound like you still have a soft spot for her, if you have moved on don't you think her presence may affect your current love life. Well it's all depends on if you can control yourself around her while she's around If your location is Lagos my wife just finished with a 2.9 accountancy and she's very smart..

Oizatobad:
UNDER YOUR OWN MENTAL HEALTH DEFICIENCY PLS STOP CALLING NIGERIA ZOOOO IF YOU LIVE IN NIGERIA TO TYPE THIS YOUR ANIMALISTIC COMMENT _____YOU ALSO AN ANIMAL FROM SAME ZOOOOOOOO

sorry sir

GIdiata:


sorry ooo. but we are equal na! which one is endangered specie Again?

these gender with a hole beneath are f*ckin confused