Earlystar698:
I can't remember what you have produce since you join this planet, will you die if you appreciate good deed?, I don't blame you, I blame Opera mini that allow you to access this forum for free.

Earlystar698:
[s][/s] hate is the main reason you will never make it in life..
Change your ways so that you will be useful to your amazing parents.

deepwater:
That is a 9mm Berretta m9

Shit is an award winning semiauto with the American military

Code 92f in the United States Armed Forces

Bar1941:
It's going to be more than a easy ride for you come Nov. 3rd 2020 because you will be contesting against a foolish excentric morón whose stupity and naiveness has affected the respect and honour being bestowed on America before his emergence. Every aspect of US economy is in comatose and a visionary diplomatic leadership is urgently needed to restore the lost glory of our dear beloved God's own country.
I know some religious bigots in Nigeria still see the fat brain Trump as their saviour, but thankfully they can only vote on nairaland not elsewhere and going by their antecedents on this platform, whoever they supported here always lose at the real election. The true Americans will excercise their franchisé and retore the lost glory of the US. God bless Nigeria.
God bless Africa.
God bless USA.
God bless the whole world.

godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
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THUNDER4real:
The yahoo guy is a trained one not like these local yahoo guys we have in Nigeria with same trick always. @op it will surprise you the perpetrator of the crime though Nigerian may be based in Malaysia or other foreign country. However, Your bro did not try by sending the money twice.

Odingo1:

Nawa oo your brother is careless sha, just sending money to someone you don’t know

GamalNasser:
I knew it would come to this and they will find a way to label some of them positive after the first gaffe..I thought they said they were tested in Dubai before coming so how come they are now positive in Lagos after testing negative in Dubai

dangoteinlaw:
even low iq thinkers better pass zeeworld girls, thos are the dumbest girls ever livet

dangoteinlaw:
if I discover any girl watches Zeeworld thats the end of our relationship, i can andure a low thinker.

Gazelle22:


Ok then.

Prof, where are the medics?

Your government says they do not know where they are. They even ordered you never to ask them of their whereabout.

Worse still, they made a big u-turn by saying they are not doctors after all.

My education is a waste. Educated Prof, are they doctors? Where are they? Why the irony of a sudden jump in the number of infections and deaths instead of a drastic reduction?

Answer Prof!

Tedpgrass:


E don pass sleep

Na complete zombie!!

Imagine, a full-bodied Naija man not boy dey misyarn anyhow..
Kai what kind breastmilk did you have, hernn!
My brother


Make I waka pass or rather fly pass
.

Tedpgrass:


E don pass sleep

Na complete zombie!!

Imagine, a full-bodied Naija man not boy dey misyarn anyhow..
Kai what kind breastmilk did you have, hernn!
My brother


Make I waka pass or rather fly pass
.

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!