How old were you when you discovered that Volkswagen owns bugatti, Lamborghini, Porsche, Audi, skoda, SEAT and Bentley?

Credit: that naija yarn

Waow...so really things like this exist, thought twas only in movies...lol

You write well...keep it up

Where you come go...come and finish it ooh

The worst thing that could happen to any sane and matured man/woman is bringing your personal or marital problems to the disposal of kids and jambites on nairaland....my advice, you wear the shoe and you know where it pitches the most. Was in a similar situation with my wife before, about reporting me to her families each time we had little misunderstanding...did you know what I did?..I took it up as a man I am called the family never to meddle in my family affairs again or else would be sending back their daughter to em to take care of and see who shame go catch Las Las..(though wasn't going to do that anyway but I was mean) And I did same to my wife..I really understand how you feel married to somebody who really can't cover your ass at your absence educationally. But you have to think it through before your final decision. Review those marriage contract again. Dish out what you want and let her do same then if it doesn't tally and you both think it's better for a quit then it's mutual but if shes ready to change, yeah..a second chance is all we ask sometimes. give it a try but put more effort as the owner of the house to make things better and see how things go from there.... Enjoy

Ninejaywon:
Truck load of horse shits. To think this shit emanated from the brain of a fellow is really quite appalling.

You are a wicked sombori

Yenefer:
Good... here to apologise for some of my comments against igbos, it's bad for a Muslim to act this way, wether online or offline. I'm sorry for anyone that's fell insulted with my comments. Will never going to happen again. peace

Apology accepted..go and sin no more

Having 4cathedrals in one state is too much...

kingthreat:


There have been no vikings from Norway in over 10 centuries now. The Norwegians are one of the most civilized people in the world now. Fools who choose to be demented take you more than 1000 years of backwardness in the name of forming a brotherhood. Joining a cult is the most stupid thing any learned mind can ever do. Backward ideologies and violent tendencies. Nothing good.

Thanks.. insightful

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Imagine
I go for say na scan error but three times nor be beans
Scan confirm the thing three times say na twins

Madam if you nor quick get justice
Just look for a real niggarrr in your family to help you pull the trigger

Fuckkkers!

Shey na AZ or L you dey take which one...

Mind if I ask how old are you..

Really...

sapientia:
Please, they have been busy editing the video that will be played on Monday 7pm.

No time to start rehearsals on Kano deaths.

But since PDP have said this, Presidency will react on twitter.

Bad guy

Thought Vikings from Norway were the most badass in the world...

Funkyswagzz:


Are you using savings or current account?

Savings account

Undissputed:


Sent. Stay safe.

Seen Bros...may God bless you, favour will locate you, in hundred fold you shall reicieve back. I really appreciate Bros. At a time like this. God bless you again.

oluwadabira111:
Even GTbank is worst,have 1thousand on it on Friday just to wake up on Saturday to see that the amount have been reduced to 850naira the thing pain me I swear

You had a notice but mine was just like that...no nothing...

MJBOLT:

i'm sure they deducted their monthly alert charges that thing dey vex me ehn,they will remove the money and you wont see any debit alert

was surprised when the machine was giving a feedback of insufficient funds..had to check my balance...God... am just pissed right now.

Undissputed:


This kind thing can pain eh/ send me your aza let me help you top up to 1k

0075553262 Access bank
Thanks and God bless

The only 1k I had my hopes on was reduced to #783 with out any notice or even a debit alert...what kind of a country is this for God's sake ..getting it out of the ATM now is a problem. Which kind wahala be this one

Really...God

You can get back...happened to me too. Just ask me how

O boy...see as guys gum together, if your problem is just struggling to eat 3square a day just scroll back again to the first page of this thread and take a look again at those pictures...at least you have access to a phone you can use in soliciting for help on Nairaland.. stay away from crime guys.

Tallesty1:
You mean Sukrutum?

Point of correction it's called scrotum

Good comic write up....
You'll do well selling comic books. Nigerian comic books.

Wild pig...

Who ever called it a zoo was right after all

At 16 came back from school one afternoon..there's this vcd plate a friend gave me in school to help him keep, thought twas a normal film..o boy na so I see big yansh on top big prick...nepa come take light, I couldn't go out. Was restless, the useless Nepa come bring light when mum send me message. Immediately I heard up nepa. I knew am done for...na my mama come dey find me because I couldn't go back home...my eyes see when that midnight...

I was never at par with Nnamdi kanu but after listening to him speak...Bros I think all he wants is the best from our politician..so exposing them is the best way to go about it...Its a pity the people his fighting for don't even care about it. It's really a pity.

The govt don't even have a clue anymore on what to do..the only alternative they have is lockdown and are not ready to try other options, this is what you get when you vote in illitrates to govern the literate....we in for a long ride.