Akiliogidi:
I have been a silent/ghost follower of this thread. Started reading it from the first page to here this week, it will be unfair if i fail to recognize & applaud you guys. Thanks to franknetter(hope you are doing good? abeg keep updating this thread), Kroger(boss I go email u),ugosample,bossman,lionlee,maistacy,twood,backfornow,mackynaija (I have read ur thread & I learn alot) & a whole lot of other contributors that has kept this thread going... I have learnt alot, Una well done & happy new month to everyone..
Make I still dey find money, one day I go port come tell my story

happy New month to you too

these Ghanaians sef

gaetano:


for holders of valid diplomatic and official passports.

While other countries make sure all their citizens benefit from such development, Your politicians made sure its strictly for only them to enjoy.

black man reasoning for you
wanting to enjoy alone

Afam4eva:

Road trips in Nigeria are no longer what they used to be
The highways are now filled with kidnappers, armed robbers and bad roads. My dream of driving round Nigeria may never happen.

true

The roads are now unsafe

BikeMan:
That's why Google Map won't work?

I'm not making reference to that
I'm talking in general

pendragon35:


Almost 3yrs now...I didn't go bro.

good one

BikeMan:
Haba! Wait o, do you people take Nigeria for a zoo literally? GPS? Do you even know how much tech thrives in Naija?

Nigeria is an actual backward zoo

so I don't blame any who call it that.

aro1:
Next she would meet imo state governor,while the best graduating student in that state will not even be recognised.. Inside life!

what value does beat graduating students offer?

To me
they are just as useless as these misfits


it's inventors and innovators we need to really reward and give incentives (as well as business start ups with promise)


not a so called la cram la pour best grad student who has kithubg to offer society

atutupoyoyo2211:
I think someone just clarified it. Permanent residents get 10 years. My wife was denied US visa twice in 2018 when I was applying for her canadian PR. Once she landed in Canada middle of 2018, she applied for US visa after 2 weeks and got 10 year visa too. Nigerians have really suffered in Nigeria.

serious suffering

helpee:
We don't know you. This is a faceless forum. Do you now assume we are jealous of you because you met the love of your life on the internet? I had a guy working for me even before trump. He met a fellow Jehovah witness online and they fell in love . I told him same thing. He got a letter from the lady. Got a letter from their kingdom hall he would use the opportunity to attend a kingdom hall conference bla bla. I told him not to mention the lady. He didn't hear. He travelled all the way to Abuja saying they had better success rate than Lagos. The moment he mentioned the lady...the VO just concentrated on the relationship and denied him after just 3 questions. In this your case, it is very very certain they will deny you. You are only going for excursion at the Embassy. Don't say we didn't warn. No VO will give you visa. Let me tell you your profile( not meant to demean you) so you can put yourself in the shoes of the VO and see.....YOU HAVE NO WORK, YOU HAVE NO FAMILY, YOU HAVE NO TRAVEL HISTORY COS YOU CANT EVEN AFFORD TO TRAVEL ON YOUR OWN(Not your fault since you have no job), YOU EVEN HAVE NO HOPE OF GETTING A GOOD JOB SOON SINCE YOU HAVE NO EDUCATION ( YOU DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL), YOU MET A LADY ONLINE( WHEN NIGERIANS ARE KNOWN ONLINE SCAMMERS), YOU HAVE NEVER MET, YOU JUST WANT TO VISIT HER FOR TWO WEEKS AND COME( TO COME AND DO WHAT?) Why will you come back? So you think the VO will somehow become blind or deaf to all these qualities and then grant you the visa because a citizen invited you? He may even feel obligated to protect the citizen from you....since Nigerians are well documented online scammers using love to defraud American. Build a better profile for your future than wasting money on a visa you will most likely be denied of. You should have told the lady you want to go back to school since she want to sponsor you. Get admitted to an easy country in Europe and go and study first. It makes more sense

they say experience is the best teacher for a reason

he will learn

and he is no troll

I know many who think just like him

lefulefu:
lol i greet u.na wao nairaland na funny place.op is giving guys the legit works on how dey can japa out of the hellhole called naija for those who so wish and instead of them to bring out their jotter and biro to note things down dem dey bash op dey call her ugly.bro d day i fly comot for muritala intl airport in lagos and drop for hamad intl airport for qatar na dat time i really say nigeria na really big jungle.the muritala airport was so disorganised and their staffs hassling u for money and immigration shouting at passengers for no reason.for hamad intl airport everywhere was organised and their staffs courteous.in gatwick airport same thing.the british immigration go even dey call u sir sir and so was atigua.nigeria is so so so so far back.anybody wey get small money should jus try and travel our and experience the world for himself and see how ppl live like decent human beings in other parts of rhe world.

it's good to see you

You are now a world traveller

that's just great

Kenox:

500k

well
to be very honest with you

500 grand will cover some ground
but not enough grounds

because most times initial rent here is six months (at least that was my case)
and we have not spoken of trans (this will cost you at least 30k plus, being your first time)

subtraction accommodation and transport Will decimate this amount


I'm not discouraging you tho

some people come with such amount and then rough it out
but it's gonna be very very tough

because this place can be unforgiving if you don't know someone here to say accommodate you


what you can do is to try to increase your capital

what you are doing
keep doing it

when it has reached a reasonable amount

You divide the money in two
keep one half in an interest bearing mutual funds account

then come slug it out in CIV with the second half of it.

So worst come to worst
you still have something back to fall on in naija.

what business can you really do?
You will need to develop yourself
and learn some French too.

all the best

Kenox:


i need info on accomodation and lucrative biz there? can i have ur email or whatsapp contact?

well
I don't share my personal details...
but


before I can advice you

can you give me an idea of the available capital you have on hand?

PastorMikenwab:
@Ugosample, pls, can you help me here, abeg

what do you need help on

chimejerry:
Please guys. I want to relocate Abidjan permanently as my second home. Please kind of business can I be able to start up there. Am able to save 1.5m here in Nigeria.

what kind of business are you into ?

that will help a lot

because If you run the same line of business
that you run there, here

You will have a head start...

And N1.5m is not a bad start

but you can increaass it sha if you can

the more money you make, the better

If I had this amount of money
I'll probably would have done something like this

or maybe U.K.
but Britain is £2m.

anyways I'm working day and night to raise the money I'll use to get an investment visa somewhere in South America

that's where I may most likely settle for good.

nairalandposter:
Because they want to.

more like because the country is failed finished and is heading to the abyss.

ednut1:
no be only assemble. make he go buy china planes come assemble. abeg o

hahahahahaha

rome was not built on one day

Kennyswagz1:
innoson that assembles their vehicles

he will assemble the planes too

Jaqenhghar:

The irony is 90% of those insulting her will slide into her DM shamelessly

You don't mean it

djdutch:

Nigerians have serious problems. Very hateful set of people, especially the ones that have no means of escaping the shithole. They know only know how to hate.

yes true


you can only feel sorry for their unfortunate selves

Fallenhunter:
Nigeria is an oil producing nation and 50% of its population suffers from extreme poverty. Equatorial guinea is an oil producing nation with a tiny population and 70% of its population suffers from extreme poverty. In other oil producing countries with tiny populations they give their people free housing, education, healthcare and jobs. In other oil producing countries with large populations they use the oil to develop advanced economies and to attract foreign investors thus creating opportunities and prosperity for their citizens. In Africa the government steals the resources and people's general apathy and reluctance to actually protest result in oil producing countries being some of the poorest in the world. PDP is corrupt, APC is corrupt. Both are useless yet people don't rise up.

Africa is a special case

SultanOfAbia:
God gave us a wonderful computer called BRAIN
HE created this device for us to use and solve our earthly problems
Then Religion as a man made virus corrupted this computer called BRAIN
The Western World used their Brain to achieve Great Heights in Humanity
Africans did not use their Brain
They depended on Prayers and Religion and have achieved nothing but Corruption
Crime, Fanatics, and Poverty.
Stop Disturbing God for things you can solve with your Brain..
Heaven Helps Those Who HELP THEMSELVES!!!.

exactly

Sasorah:


Just imagine how life is. You're there now

Hahahaha

You see life?

that is why I don't take many people 100 % serious here....

Originalsly sef don jaapa.

NiggerArea is not a place where rational persons want to live long term with no plan B
that's just the fact.

@AngelicBeing
come and see something

Silly people aplenty in this thread
the kind of comments you see here You begin to wonder

Captaintimex:
Nigeria greatest problem is that 13 Boeing 747 cargo planes come to Nigeria daily, offloading cargo, then went back empty. Sometimes, they have to use sandbags to stabilize the aircrafts.

5 out of every 6 ships that berth in Nigeria return to their base empty. The only one which leaves with cargo is filled with charcoal, gypsum salt & sesame seeds.

A country of 200m people eating, sleeping, making calls, voting for mercy of BBNaija and contributing almost nothing to the world. All we do is drill the oil, sell it & bank the money, loot 60%, share 40% of the proceeds. Even the oil is drilled for us by foreign companies.

Our youths in their most productive years are selling gala in the traffic, some are hailing frood, Ike & being tachaed, while other borrowed data to come throw tribal tantrums & defend the criminal of bourdillion on seun's platform

Nigeria think!!!

Nigerians do not want to think

let them continue

Shibaraba:
Balderdash....

Below are the tested and trusted steps. It's been working from the days of Adam.

Drink.... High well. When you high well and you go piss how your body dey do you? Ahhh now I know you understand me. Sweeeet long piss. E dey cool body.

When drinking try buy chops like catfish or meat. E dey guide the drink so that belle go full and you no go mess up. E dey even prevent hangover.

When you Don balance open your phone find erinma if you never arrange one already. If you no get enter instamess....... One will be readily available in minutes. Carry am go house or one cheap hotel. Flat am do better pressup on top am. Nack am well no mercy. At the starting of round two make sure say she rap on your mike. Make she sing anoti anoti elele ti by M. I. End the round with hang your leg style. Sleep.
In the morning all your body go reset and you go live long.

No need for thanks. Just doing the Lord's work

just imagine what someone is posting

omowolewa:
Carefully read through, maybe hidden, but no one defended him on grounds of his wealth until I got to Nairaland page.

Naija mentality at play
You should know na

thelastorca:


The manhattan project was run by engineers and scientists, not technicians, if I recall

yea

PoliticalWitch:


Because all of you African university graduates, the minute you graduate, you want to become office workers...in airconditioned office, with car and house.

You also despise and look down on technicans and vocational education as 'being for illiterates'.

And you want the government to provide subsides, at the expense of investment and economic development.

There are reasons why China, Russia and the US are developed. It wasn't because of 'clerks'.

those countries are developed countries because they rejected one sided development
they carried as many sectors as they could along simultaneously


Africa on the other hand is the opposite
they seem to be in love with lopsided devt

ClitRaider:


A woman is not a MAN.

We are MEN, not cowards.
I can slay and get a medal, when you slay you become a stupid ass's bitchh.

this is ludicrous

egwekwe:
Cheating isn't gender based.

Thanks to poverty in the country, ladies now cheat as equal if not more than men.

it's not just poverty

it's moral bankruptcy