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Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam , you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.*
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea .
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ...

Enjoy your day..

lmao



this made me laugh

Onlyonebuhari:
The case is between dss and sowore and if you think dss didn't obey court other then go to court or hang yourself.

I expected a silly comment like this from you

I was not disappointed

bluecircle470:
He was actually the one who threatened our then president (OBJ) despite them being best of friends for years that he will wipe Nigeria out of the map with military force if we refuse to cede bakassi to Cameroon.

imagine

DeRay98:
But when old age comes and their priorities change, career success is no longer a sufficient consolation. Loneliness comes slowly like a thief and they start to discover that all most of their girl gang have left for marriage and no longer interested in weekly hangouts, old gang members are revelling in motherhood and talking their experience with hubby and babies etc. Suddenly, silent cries occupies them in their private home. All their toasters have disappeared into marriages and no longer interested in babes except of course for a fling because she's lonely and desperately needs a man's muscular touch.
That's when go secretly date marriage men because they don't want insults from small small boys...

it's not all women o


A woman who.was being too picky while in her youth while looking flr is most likely to be in the category you painted above

But a woman who knows marriage is not for her from day 1 will not feel so awkward when she is older
there are so many fulfilling things one can do.
it does not have to be all marriage

theButterfly:
Men are also excited but surprisingly more nervous.

getting hitched to an emotional being like women is enough to get a man nervous.

You really think its easy as a man to cope with women and the issues they bring?

PrimadonnaO:
I don't know if I'd be speaking for a minority, but the thing is that women romanticise caring for others by default.

And then when a woman loves a man, she begins to feel like she can't live without him... she wants to have children with him. She wants to love him and love his family... to care for him, to nurture a home and not feel like she's making wrong emotional and psychological investments. That's the point where she begins to crave marriage.

I see where You are coming from

victorian:
Because they don't understand how Nigerian marriages work, they think it's all about the wedding day.

Most men naturally are not the talking type. Women love to talk and share our everyday life with the one we love. In relationships, yea some men can bend a little and chat with you, but in marriage? Most men close up and behave like Oga and employee kind of relationship.

Nowadays marriages amongst the poor and average class, it's women that's the bread winners in homes. Sad but true. They work their assz out to keep the home running and avoid shame.
Anyways I wish all intending brides and grooms 100percent best of luck, cos y'all really need it.
Ain't easy.

You are right

dasparrow:
The misogynist Nigerian society is the reason. Nigerian society has brainwashed its women into believing that their sole purpose on earth is marriage and child birth.

Today a lot of married Nigerian women are dead in their graves after being killed by their husbands. Many more are living poverty stricken lives raising families in face me I face you rooms the size of a chicken cage. Later they console themselves and their pathetic existence by looking down on their female counterparts that are single and think that they're better than them when in actuality Nigerian society does not respect anyone with a vagina. Period!

Go and see the way Nigerian society treats women who are married yet have no children or the ones with children that are all female or the ones who are widows. I can never allow any female child of mine reside in Nigeria. Nigeria is a horrible country. No wonder Nigeria is making no progress.

just so you know


men get the short end of the stick too

CHoccolaTE:
I am very glad more women are realizing marriage is a giant scam to females.

Men gain over 70% of marriage benefits but they will keep pretending and lying to themselves that marriage benefits women more.

This viewpoint is inaccurate

Marriage in itself is no child's play


Anyone going into marriage looking for "benefits" is not ready for marriage

But most people don't understand

JoyceMeyersFan:
Hope they know they are the ones who will
`become pregnant and old
`have a lot of emotions with no one to share with because men aren't interested in emotional talks
`not make any major decision, career-business-personal, without first considering the home and kids, while the man is carefree, focusing on his dreams and pursuing it with all he has got.
`take care of the home and kids with no one appreciating and the man expecting to be appreciated because it appears he is the one slaving for the family.
`ask for money you won't spend on yourself but on the home, while you have lots of needs that you can't mention
`get blamed when the man cheats, when he doesn't have money to give his relations
`get blamed when there are no kids, when the kids are misbehaving or not well kept
`YOU CAN ADD YOURS

marriage is no child's play

For either the man
or the woman


it takes a whole lot
to keep things steady in a marriage

Myhusband:
your cry just start, na Jeje I made my opinion before you rushed like the imbeciles that you're to showcase your foolishness for free


if your mama never stop svcking diick one day she go retired and hand it over to your olosho sisters now

bye bye

MackyNaija:
In summary,

On the second part of your question about remaining in status...


One of my papa brothers for USA, my personal person for many years before I arrived in this country..

I arrived in July 2017, barely 30days after, he stopped taking my calls..

He emailed me in August 2019 and said he will report me to US immigration This man get my Sev1s record, i20, most likely my passport too..

If I was out of status what would have happened??
What would he have done out of wickedness?
What would I have done out of desperation?
What would have been my blood pressure reading?

r

Who can guess what I told him?
$500 will be yours..
Sorry, I meant $5.

just imagine

That man should be cut out of your life

that's interesting

Myhusband:
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shut up. I'm not your uncle's age mate. when did you reach earth that you're writing this jargons to suit your ignorance


a bride to be displaying her body in public, not a single Lady yet no one could caution her. if na so your mother did then won't it affect your sisters or your sisters are all stripers too?

foolish old man

I should have known

Go fvck yourself somewhere with your repugnant thought process

only a man born by a disgusting prostitute will talk the way you do
I'm sure your mother has not retired from sucking dicks

anuofia di ka gi


Why did I even reply this overgrown baby

be gone

DSHADOWWALKER:
I laugh,immorality?? The fact that you are a grown man is just baffling,i know kids that are more matured than you are.Does wearing long skirts to meet your parents mean she will make you happy and be a good wife to you??

his choice of words shows to a large extent the background he comes from

you can only feel sorry for his ilk
thats all....

A man who is tied to the apron strings of his parents
what do you really expect

Myhusband:
since is your father's choice to bring a public stripper to their house goodluck to you and him o


I'm sure he won't pay attention when the Biitch fvck another guy and dump your sorry asss

you these ladies worshipper won't cease to amuse me

For you to call me a "lady worshipper"

And indirectly throwing shots at my mum as a "public stripper "

That say a lot about

1)How old you are

And

2) How mature you are....


A man who cannot make his own decision and damn the consequence is not worth calling a man
go and return your balls

it cuts across all levels of decision making

I'm indifferent as to whether you choose a twerker or Mary Amaka or whatever

But as long as you know what you are going into
And you know the likely consequences of it

you are a man
go with your decision


But this concept is alien to people like you

And I perfectly understand why it is.

the society and corner in which one grew up affects to a large extent how the persons world view to life would be

Onlyonebuhari:
For you to investigate Sowore on his alleged rape scenario, u tagged it supporting terrorism. What of you supporting a terror. Though most of you social media miscreants are jobless and have no reasoning acuity. I don't expect most of you to engage other in constructive arguments before most of you lack respect for your parents at home so why amazed with your media hullabaloo.

The bone of contention is WHY DOES YOUR TERRIFIED IN CHIEF NOT OBEY COURT ORDERS

That is the contention here

If the court grants someone bail

The govt and it's agencies MUST ABIDE by it

you must think I'm one of these jobless trolls here right?
it's not your fault really
talking gibberish

ornicus:
I am just trolling poko.you know madam stop at the tip is blue balling evil. Causing trouble in board meeting with short skirt

All men go dey smile and clap forgetting what the presentation was about

lmao

ornicus:
Evil seductress

when your daughter becomes an adult and is out of your house
you really don't have control over that anymore

etin06:
Selfishness, most men are selfish they are afraid that what they are doing to other girls outside someone else might do it to their wife. So in a bid to protect their investment they will ban their wife from wearing it.

interesting

Solsix:
If the woman agree to stop wearing it after marriage then no problem.

IF she agrees without coercion

Noblefirstlady:
Why do some men stop their wife from putting on trousers after marriage?
A man will meet a lady that always put on trousers, and he will be OK with it, infact he would love it on her. But immediately after marriage he doesn't want it anymore and he will still be eyeing girls that are wearing trousers outside.
What really is the problem guys?

this has to be the silliest question I read this year

it's a no brainer

nothing wrong witt a lady wearing trousers

taiwoawoniyi:
Sanwo-Olu dresses very sharp and he carries himself with sophistication added to an intellectual air.
He should quickly find a way to improve Lagos's economy, infrastructure and transportation systems.

With proper leadership and management, Lagos is well on her way to being the possibly the most vibrant state in Africa in terms of trade, economy, culture, infrastructure and yeah...even tourism.

Kudos.

Eko o ni baje.

he seems to be a good gov

But for him to achieve anything tangible

he has to weaken the groo Tinubu has on the state

Badmod:
Kidnapping. Robbery. Yahoo. Oil bunkering. Political thugs.
All the above are the result of failed government. Government should stop fighting the symptoms only... Let's dig out the cause.

exactly

GavelSlam:
Rubbish.

Even today, with his popularity, would you vote Osinbajo if on the ballot?

Hypocrites like you would remember he is Afonja or perhaps label him Tinubu's proxy.

We know your kind.

will YOU vote any igbo man as president?

answer that question with all sincerity

solmusdesigns:



Tanko Yakasia of Arewa Elders Forum and CJN Mohammed Tanko are the only Tanko we know,

Dafuq!! is National Concience Party, and who the heck is Yunusa Tanko.......

Media houses are now interviewing anybody and everybody that has an opinion about Professor Yemi Osinbajo,. even double lips timi frank had an opinion same as this unknown NCP party chiarman... Well Ipob would masturbate on any Osinbajo news even if its an interview by boko haram


..

Why is this punk bringing IPOB into this

Myhusband:
I think the groom to be is an orphan because I can still remembered how my parents kicked against my ex then wearing trouser to visit them



I want to believe the groom doesn't have parent again hence the continuity of this madness

not every man is tied to the.apron strings of their parents

A man takes his decision
And accept whatever comes out of it

That was whom my father was
And that is what he raised his children to be

ngwababe:
Las las, do that which makes you happy. Whether private or not, marriages are crashing everyday. If only we can see the inner hearts of men, believe you me, some of our parents wants freedom (divorce). Bro enjoy your girl while it last, marriage wey go crash go crash, whether social media dey, or e no dey.

you have said the truth

if Nigeria was as liberal as say Germany

many marriages would have collapsed totally
many are just putting up a show
marriages in Nigeria na nonsense

That Is just the fact

only a minority really understand the essence of marriage in naija

Mariangeles:
He better not come crying after... The internet does not forget, and we are all witnesses

what will he cry over?

afroxyz:
someone who is a direct beneficiary of government largesse would never do that.

which rich man in Nigeria is not a direct beneficiary of "government largesse?"

is it Ote$ ; Andy Uba or Emeka Offor

they are all beneficiaries

Yankiss:
Positive influence is allowed. Gates has been a wonderful billionaire. Dangote should help the masses by lowering Price of cement. That is a way to show us Bill has been a good influence.

operational costs are too high in Nigeria

That should be addressed

Onlyonebuhari:
The only human right lawyer we know was Gani Fawehinmi. He defended masses without taken penny from them. U won't see Falana doing that but defending perceived terrorists nd political criminals up and down. Those of you supporting Sowore knew nothing about him, we are from the same state and no one can point to a single common well water Sowore gave his people. His bad records are there in the UNILAG DSA for people to see. He kept his wife and children abroad while calling you to come and nd be victims of his sponsored political revolution.

I don't expect any sensible thing to come out of a criminal/terrorist loving person like you

Buhari that you are supporting now to be acting in this despicable manner will soon be out of aso rock

Continue to support bad thing you hear?