₦airaland Forum

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dangerzone: Ur brain dey smell,na when e don be a crime to ask simple question?

if no be say today na sunday, i for tel u say u be f00l in 3-D. But i wont.

berem: if Bean cake is Akara,then what is moi moi? Bean what?

see jamb question. Where are the options?

dangerzone: Why r u on Nigerian forum miss?

u dull sha

ogugua88: Oooh, nice. You guys are huge Kaysha fans lol.

Yeah, there's ukpo, which is made from overripe plantains. Looks something like this.

https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/plantain-moi-moi.jpg

wats that? I'd rather eat an electronic gadget!

[quote author=lord.spiritual]she is not a nigerian oo,that why she asked
P.S akara is made from grounded beans..[/quote]oops, my bad!

[quote author=linda_1]we make something similiar to this one, does they make this with banana and how you call it?[/quote]akara balls? its made wit pineaple leaves.

chucky234: Who come put your okpomo mouth for this matter,na amebo go kill you.

hehehehe, sory oga. Make u no open thread come dey ask us for advice wen u sis don dey reach menopause.

victorD3: What's your problem, what do you think makes Calabar men and women excellent in bed?.

i dont believe that myth.
Meanwhile, theres no corelation between dog meat and s3xual performance. If i wasnt educated, i would hav believed it though.

victorD3: Dog meat a.k.a 404 with unripe plantain with periwinkle.

now this is wat we call 'anti-climax'. Wat kind of s.h!.t is that!

NDSMART: Are u saying that there is a relationshp b/w price of garri & meat in d soup

ask sanusi.

chucky234: She sabi cook Naija and continental dishes wella, pride price na just one Galaxy S3,iPhone5 and Galaxy note2 and you go carry her go anywhere you like.

oloshi! Is ur sister's ar.s.e plated with gold? No wonder shes stil single. . .

Now this is wat afects the price of gari most! Most of the soups got more meat than vegetable.

Billyonaire: You are one unhappy commander of the masses, and a very bad one at that. How will introduction of N5000 be a disadvantage to the masses ? Mr. King of the Poor, Is it not better to hold a single piece of 5k Note than carry bundles of dirty wads ? Introduction of 5k note is more of a blessing than a curse, cos bank will spend less ferrying cash with bullion. The market women will carry less bundles of lower denomination with the introduction of 5k note. The CBN will spend less money by minting high value notes instead of spending more to mint low value legal tender. Nigerians will relax on purchases of dollars from the BDC to store in dollars due to unpredictable shift in Naira value. With less purchase of dollars and pounds, Naira value will be more stabilized and controlled. King of Poverty, did I mention that there is no single proof that this move will cause inflation ? Inflation is caused by having excess liquidity in the system, naturally this is curbed by increasing taxation to mop up the excess liquidity, but with introduction of the 5k Note, the volume of cash in circulation in the system will remain the same, while the number notes flying around will be drastically reduced. Meaning, it is a plus to the system, It will improve the standard of living. King of Poverty, First Degree is not enough, before you challenge people that have 2-3 Masters Degrees, always know that yo QED!

billygoat, ur hypothesis is flawd in all dimension. The simple question which u'll avoided is 'why introducing a N5k bill while proposing a cashles economy?' these two policies are divergent. 5k bill makes it easy to pocket N2mil cash, yet u want us to go cashles and base most of our spendings on e-money.
Next question, how wil the volume of cash in circulation stil remain the same while u're planing on pumping new N5k notes worth over N40bil into the system? Is he going to retract some old bills in tune of N40bil and set them ablaze?
Next question, sls said the coins wil not replace the old notes, that both wil be used in parallel, until the old notes gradualy fades out, isnt this stil one of the factors causing inflation? Exces cash in circulation?
I hope u 3 masters degree and ph.d wil help explain this beter.

werepeLeri: abegi - kindly stick a corn hub inside your butt hole.

coming from someone who said 'i'm not among those throwing insults in cyberspace'. You're really brain-'less'

werepeLeri: Excuse me - what do you understand by the cashless policy? Lets start from there.

i aint gona humour ur atempt to redicle me wit a response to that dumb question.
Does cash-'less' sound like rocket science to u? Brain-'less' man!

otokx: In a way he is right, let us all give him a chance as we are giving Goodluck Jonathan, my only concern is the issue of coins - if we could do without that.

Billyonaire: N5,000 is long overdue, I cant also remember the last time I used a 5 Naira note, so that needs to be coined. But 10 naira should remain a note.

otokx: In a way he is right, let us all give him a chance as we are giving Goodluck Jonathan, my only concern is the issue of coins - if we could do without that.

u both know this is a useless policy, but since its ur trademark to suport everything this administration throws at u, then its a'right wit u.

jude33084: UncleJJ in as much as I like your post, there is one part you didn't clear up; τhe relationship between τhe cashless policy and the printing of higher currency note"
Thanks

inasmuch as sls claims no one has made a valid arguement against the N5k note, we're waiting on him to clarify the issue raised above. 'how does the new N5k note fit into his new cashles policy?' how could he make two divergent policies that contridict each other so much that its easy to see? I aint an economics, but i know economical bul.lsh!t when i see one.

Did anyone see where he said CBN was the only institution working in Nigeria? No new roads, no new power plants nor rail lines? Now thats the part i agree wit most, this government isnt working, and most of them in govt knows it already. I gues a few of them wit conscience are ashamed of this Gej administration. Few yrs from now, it wil be a thing of dis-honour to be introduced as a one time minister under Gej.

otokx: Junk journalism at its best

thats wat Billynaire, Dedeike, ifiharem, super1590 and the entire 40 laptop crew kept sayin when sahara reporters first broke the news. Abati gav them a virus news and they swallowed it hook, line and sinker.
When it passes the stage of prayer and requires dry fasting, then u guys wil own up.

Get wel soon Dame, not b'cos we luv u soo much but b'cos we dont need another dumb excuse for ur non-performing hussy.
Stil waiting for Dedeike, Billynaire, ifiharem to eat their words about sahara reporters.

When he came on air and said 'i dont giv a damn', i knew something was up.
@topic, i'm a christian, and i believe in prophets and prophecy, its biblical, but i cant waste my bandwidt arguing it out wit unbelievers and atheist!

@kobojunkie, u're really having a hard time doing what ur signature adviced u not to do, such an irony!

It doesnt suprise me that the clown is a chelsea fan! He gave a perfect illustration using his fellow chelsea fans, 'indian hemp smokers'. Thats the kind of fans chelski has in Nigeria.
#dont-take-my-word

What other investigation is the p.r.o talking about? Are they goin to investigate the dead body or perform an athopsy to determine the cause of death? Smh!

Kamanda: Beaf became a BILLYONAIRE

and lost his brain on the proces? Nah, i dont fink so.
Beaf's work was becoming harder for him owing to the numerous flaws of Gej and pdp.
Nairaland is adictive, so Beaf wil find it hard to go Awol all at once. So hes here, either wit a new moniker, or as a guest, my gues is the former.

Mine moved from the normal N1200 per month to N4000, more than 100% increase. I opened this thread to yell and curse, but on seeing u guys havin up to N14k bill, i had to respect myself.

maclatunji: I find the theme of the subject of this thread and the comments so far disappointing and distasteful.

my thuts exactly! And nairalanders troop in en mass to spew trash. Must they make a parallel comparison and rejoice over others misfortunes? Now lets compare power generation of Nigeria to that of SA.

If these reports coming out from aso rock of late is true, then the president must be loosing it. It seems hes always 'angry' these days. He was angry when he learnt of the leaked news of his wife, now hes angry over the ambitions of his ministers. Cant he just take an anger management course?

As if what he tried doin is a strange thing in this curent govt! Isnt it a comon norm amongst them? Isnt Denziani awarding oil importation contract to her company? Did Gej bat an eyelid when the entire saga erupted?
Nanscence!
Like someone pointed out, we NEED light, and we dont give a fvck who our power minister is! Giv us light! Its our damn right.

Sagamite and shymexx, can u guys keep it down? My kids are sleeping.

U just woke up and discovered a pipeline in ur land? Since mid 90's and u're just bringin it up?
L'eme giv u a stup!d advice: u're not suposed to farm or build in a land ocupied by a pipeline. So i sugest u start erectin a fence around the land, this wil atract shel/fg to the site, when they get their, u can start making demands. . .