₦airaland Forum

thelastPope: You are an unredeemable ignoramus! You think germany is like lagos? You think you can just walk into a hospital and bribe someone? What information did the press give you of Yaradua when he was there? Same stup1d speculation that gullible gossips like you swallowed like f00ls. The only thing they got right was the fact that he was in the hospital. Which doctor will communicate private medical information through an embassy? How old are you? You need to go write jamb and try and get into a university even if iit is a small state polytechnic.

lemme just giv u the benefit of doubt and pretend to be having an arguement wit a sane person: what u're sayin in effect is that sahara reporters and the press at large are selling fake propaganda abi? That Abati and Osinlu are right and that patience is having a bed rest ba? U're a disgrace to humanity, u need a brand new set of brains wit fully functional thinking faculty and an upgraded i.Q b'cos the brain u've got now is obesed.

killmuslems: occupy nairaland,kill a muslem today

who let the dogs out?

shevon: True. But is it impossible for someone at the Embassy divulge such info to the press (since the hospitl communicate to the govt throught the Nigerian Embassy) and plead that he finds a way of deflecting the source? These things happen, so watch what you write sometimes. I'd rather I don't make a comment than call others fools only to realise, at the end of the day, that I was actully making a fool of myself.

dont mind the myopic f00l. The truth remains that the press has a way of geting info, yet keeping the source anonymous. It must not be from the doctor, it could be a clerical staff who has access to patient's file at the hospital, it could be from the embassy, or even an Aid or P.A to aunty patience.
The same press kept us informed on yaradua's ill health, amidst serious eforts by the govt to hide it.

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tunapawizzy: shebi tummy firm na same thing as tummy tuck.....hehehehehe patience sef wan get flat tummy .....she never learn from Stella story abi...evidence of a low esteemed personality...d intelligent ones derive their confidence in what they av upstairs so they r ok with their big tummies...d dummies look up to physical features to feel good about themselves

dont blame her. Denziani was becoming a big threat to her first_ladyship. I hope she did an eyeball enhancer and bought plenty whitening cream. Game on Denziani! U're in for a long thing!

Nice speech! Articulate and precise. As usual, some peeps here wil ignore the mesage and atack the mesenger.
What we Nigerians need is a system that works, where every leader in his/her department is held acountable for the success/failure of his department.

Plug her in the damn stabilizer!

jmaine: Sure die . .for that Computer section arena . . .

jeeeezzz. . .OMG!!!

r231: what did i miss

and thats my favourite Mod!
Dont know much about about Mods, but i hated missy_B when her 'i go die bought a jeep' thread made the frontpage and she was arrogantly boasting to the gari gang that it takes a 5 seconds to ban 20 usernames in Nl.
I hated the gari gang too, but it seemed boasting of ur baning skils provokes them, and that was wat miss B was doing.
Anyway, they won the batle as she kept hiding more post, made the thread look stupid and later locked it.

The only credible source u have is the 6th botle of Alomo biters runing riot in ur system. Take some biter cola, i heard it reduces stupour.

#spits on thread!
Tribal war-lords! E-diots!
When did being in Nl translate to anything?
Nanscenze!

Scarpon: a good leader listen to his followers.

is this the new national anthem? U guys dont cease to amaze me the way u pull out lines from ur a.n.u.s to defend ur Gej. Listening my foot!
N5k note was a bad policy, we realised it earlier, he just realised it now, kapish?

Billyonaire: [size=20pt]GEJ - A LISTENING PRESIDENT. [/size]
THE MAN OF THE MASSES, even though I supported and Still hope the N5000 should be rolled out. Thank you for listening to the poor people. May they remain poor and meek for their reward is in Heaven.

u can do better than this, oh Billy-goat!

In another related event, Mr. Ibu has denied allegations linking him with a rediculous statement of wanting to be buried at stamford bridge when he dies. The renowned comedian/clown insist that the news was perpetrated by his enemies, who wouldnt which his soul to rest in peace after death. He stressed that no sane person would want a grave in the bridge where heart break reigns.
Source: (brb, let me get the link)

musajohn80: The use of granite is a very good one...it helped me after spending 2 hours with about 10 men trying to push out my car. A guy walked in and said the people were too much for the job! He suggested we use granite; and that was the perfect solution that day.

10 men couldnt push out ur car in 2hrs What sort of truck do u drive Sounds like a 911.

Uchenna42: If i say am not confused then i will be the worst liar
@op abeg explain wat this game is all about

its just a game, as if u're playin Play station2, but this time, instead of controlin the players wit a pad, u just select a team of 11 players and substitutes. U select ur players from the real clubs playing champions league in real life. U must mix up ur players and not more than 3 players from a club (eg u can pick casilas of madrid as ur goalie, zabeleta of mancity as ur right back, ivanovic, vidic and alba of barca to complete ur backline, then ribery, ronaldo, arteta as ur midfield, messi, van persie, ibrahimovic as ur forward). Then register ur team wit any name u wish, like Gari Munchers Fc. Ur players score points based on their performance in the real match (goals, asist, clean sheets, tackles, blocks, shots on target etc). Using the team i selected above, if casilas doesnt concede a goal against man city in today's match, he'll hav some points for me, if ronaldo scores or ibrahimovic scores for PSG, more points. The aim of the game is to accumulate the highest point. U can make changes in ur team after each match day. Eg, if van persie picks up an injury in real life, i wil drop him from my team and pick another forward, maybe di Natale of udinese. There are other rules, but these are the basics.

chelseabmw: Can you guys stop insulting my Edo? This isn't nice at all

its become a norm in Nl to disect topics using bigotry and tribal bashing. Meanwhile, out there at Uk court, what they see is a Nigerian man, not an Edo man. We all are same out there, and the atrocities of one man afects we all in the international comunity. My people say when one finger picks palm oil, the entire hand is afected with oil.

ifeci: now i do't get it, u caught him alive and then killed him! why? r they trying to silence him from spilling the beans/naming their sponsors?

my dear, there've been a lot of high profile arests such as kabiru sokoto, Abu dada and the madela guy, what info has been goten from them so far? Nada!
I gues the guy died from bullet wounds sustained during confrontation. Anyway, its one less fa..ot from the whole bunch.

Ninapha: Let d military bring d pix of their own slain Abu Qaga and let Boko haram also bring d pix of their own. Lets match them before we can jump.

u dull sha.

vanstanzy: If they got the right man, then thats a step closer to ending this nightmare Boko-Roaches have brought on this nation.

Abu qaqa is a cover name for boko haram spokesperson, just as JomoGbomo was for the MEND. So boko can stil apoint a new 'Abu Qaqa' who wil take over from the dead guy.
I hope they're squashed once and for all soonest.

ogugua88: Omg is this really moin moin?

the flower is realy beautiful!

dangerzone: is that somekind of tradion that apply to slicing of yam?

kind of, especialy if u dont want ur yams turning out biter after fryin

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]

Tell me how you fry yours first.

Maybe I'm using the wrong yam. It comes out very very bitter [/quote]after peelin the yam, dont lie it horizontaly on the table and slice it thru. Hold it up, like its standing, and cut it upwards-down. Not soo long like plaintain chips. That way, it wont be bitter after fryin, thats wat i mean. Thank me later.

dangerzone: Mr ujchief

easy bros, its like dis wan pain u soo much! Kpele, but u've been insultin me since the inception of this thread. Anyway, i'll let u be. . .

dangerzone: Hmm,no wonder u dey fresh like tomato,not nigerian tomato oo

are u hitting on her? Shes a Mod and u're geting a life ban in Nl if u try that.

dangerzone: You must be CAPITAL LETTER STUPID,na me go do that one

isnt it beter than walkin around wit d!c.k the size of my index finger and strenght of tortoise? The hard way is the only way!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Fried yam is disgustingly bitter. I've tried frying it before[/quote]u cut it the wrong way, thats why it turns out biter. Try cutin it vertically or diagonally, not horizontally. I dont know if u get it.

dangerzone: sorry begina,did unripe plantain actually enhance man d,i,c,k??

u've got a problem wit ya d!c.k? Try eating raw biter leaf, its stem and root, make it ur meal for 3 days. After the 3rd day, go on dry fast for 48 hours, then break ur fast with half a dozen eggs taken raw, together wit its shells, and u're good to go!

I be wan ask wetin be msg, but make i respect myself pretend say i sabi am like others dey form.

ogugua88: Banga Soup (Ofe akwu)

GOD I miss Neni

reminds me of my days at awka. Havnt tasted ofe akwu and nsala soup til i got to unizik, i loved them.

ogugua88: Is the second ugba pic more like the one you know?

yea, thats why i modified my post. Thanks