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Happy fools' day y'all. Lets celebrate the uniqness of foolishness today :d

Unizik is the school of the moment! I spent 4 years and 7 months for a degree in chemical engr., and a 2 months holliday at the end of every session. with an un-interupted accademic calender like theirs, u cant beat the quality of education there-in. With a consistent 100 per cent rating from Nuc and all the departments getting a full or partial accreditation, what more can u ask of?

strangerf: i wish there was a breakdown of scores along ethnic/geopolitical lines

STRANGERF IS A LOW*LIFE TRIBAL BIGOT! AVOID HIM LIKE A SCUM!
Enough said

begwong: why not? when the exams questions&answers were being circulated all over the country via text on d eve of the exams/exams day.

Exactly my thut! Jamb is becoming a shadow of its former self, their invigilators are corupt to the core, allowing phone into exam halls. Students dont border adhering to the type or colour set they were given, just shade the one whose expo is in ur phone, and shade on.
It anoys us that worked hard to write jamb, with no calculators allowed.
Thank God for post-ume, God will catch all of , especially if u put unizik, unn and most federal universities with a reputation.

Gej should claim the price! He has said it times without number that he knows them.

rokiatu: I could care less. I don't have the negative energy to hate anonymous people. If I find one annoying, I ignore them completely.

then who do u tend to ignore more often?

If you're made a super-super mod with infinite e-power on Nland, to bann anyone without explanation or restriction to anyone (even oga seun himself) who would u bann?
U can state the reasons for banning him/her.

My parents dont even know i've got a birthday! Yea, its that bad!
Once when i was about to do my industrial training, i asked my mum to help me give my i.t form to one of my uncle who hapened to be home at then. My uncle asked for a birth certificate amongst other paper works, my mum had to rush to the national population comision to get one for me.
She gave them my data to fill, she did not only miss the birth date, she missed the month as well as year!
Cheer up broda!

My brief- boko haram killed the man to send a strong message to qaqa and other detainees, 'sing and ur immediate family, wives and children will be next',
or, the security agency murderd the man, making it look like a boko job, just to make qaqa harden up against boko, exposing them on his quest for vengance.
My 20 kobo

mata has hit the wood work more times than hes hit the net at chelski!
Still rooting for chelski sha! We need an english team at europe. Chelski remains the only team that frustrates barca, mostly b'cos of their bullish style of play.

Drogba trembles at the mention of 'Jesus'. I said it that doing juju isnt gonna pay him. His juju is frustrating torres as planned, but its doing something extra - 'its killing chelsea softly'!

Yea, i am. I boiled all my eggs b4 putting them in her basket!

freegaza: The media stopped reporting about them,Maiduguri has been under attack for 3 consecutive days non stop 24/7,there was a bomb explosion not more than 30 minutes ago.

boko news aint making front pages again! The media needs to sell their papers asap. Hope u aint in maiduguri

blackboi: must u quote him

must u intrude?!?;d:d

goshen360: Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace. Gal 5:4


Tithing doesn't work BUT GIVING DOES:

He that spared not his own Son, but delivered him up for us all, how shall he not with him also freely give us all things?

still wondering where this fits in. Anyway, from ur last paragraph, God can freely giv us all things, when he comanded us to bring our tithe to His house, He did make a wonderful promise, 'test me and see if i'll not open the windows of heaven and pour out my blessings on u'. What a powerful promise, with a great degree of certaintinty from God Himself.

The ex b4 my ex - distance
my imediate ex - some sharp guy proposed mariage, claiming love at first sight. She was so confused that she needed my re-assurance and comitment to our future together. I was in 400level then, so i inocently couldnt give her the assurance she needed.
The guy went ahead to see her parents, seeing i couldnt match the guy's actions, we agreed to part ways so she could get maried. WE WERE BOTH DUPED! Two years later, it was obvious the guy didnt want mariage afterall, i'm hooked with the love of my life now, shes still wondering why guzs could be so heartles.
What a word!

op, when the pharisees came to Jesus with a similar case, He told them to 'Give to cesaer what is cesaer's, and to God, what is Hes!
DONT BE DECIEVED, FOR GOD IS NOT MOCKED!
Like someone rightly pointed out, nothing stops u from giving to the orphanage after paying ur tithe! Tithing and giving to the needy are all biblical, also, note that God used the verb 'pay' when talking about tithe, meaning that the tithe is a depth u must pay, not a free-will present u give.

4reigningqueen: @thanks God.i am thought you needs an private tutors because am think your sentence has coma.

Mehhhnnn!! Is this english language or were u speaking in toungues?
Pathetic!

doofanc: The exam was very good, and i know i'll pass because i used my effort and didn't cheat like many of my friends who cheated. :-p

ok, Fixed

Game on! Wheres my pop corn and soda?

destinedvcde: Chewww! Drogba Red Card! I pity 4 chelsea. Lol

u stil havent taken ur drugs yet?

*yawns*...feel like sleeping, what a dry match!

Nland to Gej: STOP TREATING BOKO HARAM WITH KID'S GLOVE!

why on earth did i think these old men got something to offer?

goal! United don score!

told u guys drogba was gona refresh his juju for torres! I needed torres to get that hat-trick today! Man proposes, Drogba disposes

3 points for chelsea! Get to the 4th while manutd consolidates on the 1st

strangerf: Thank' god they did not appoint another Ibo' theif.'

and thats the spelling of 'thief'? Rodent!

strangerf: Thank' god they did not appoint another Ibo' theif.'

its high time seun starts checking people's mental status b4 acepting their Nl registration, else, we'll wake up on day and discover that our dear Nl has been overtaken by rodents!

signs of the end time. When u see all these, know that the second coming of Jesus Christ is at hand...he who has ear...

kudos to the youths! If we all could stop this suffering and smilling attitude and demand that the government starts delivering the dividens of democracy, the better for we all. Let it be known to them that its not busines as usual.

i hope their's a delay in drogbas flight back home, we need toress to grab a hat-trick against city on mid week. *now u know which club i suport* Go torres!