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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by UjSizzle(f): 5:17pm On Jan 16, 2016
Who wants lunch? undecided

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by UjSizzle(f): 10:19am On Jan 16, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Shadow Hunters is döpe as fück. I hope they maintain the tempo, and don't make the plots too similar to the novels..

Of course I watched Shannara Chronicles - my phone automatically downloaded it few seconds after it was released, & I have not regretted ever since.
It's as bàdass as Into the badlands.


There's this new show I made a mental note to check out later today. It's titled Rap Game .
You might wanna peep it, if you fancy Hiphop. I don't know if it's tight yet, but I think Queen Latifah is involved somehow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJ1HaaacK0
Think 2016 is the year of movie adaptations of our favorite books cheesy


Will give Rap game a peep. Thanks.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by UjSizzle(f): 7:13am On Jan 16, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Alright. If that's the case, I suggest you replace the Movie audition thread or TV/movie section Library for this one.

I'm sure a lot of members would agree.
How is Shadow Hunters btw?
Did you also watch The Shannara Chronicles?
TV/MoviesRe: Alan Rickman (Severus Snape), Harry Potter Actor, Dies Aged 69 by UjSizzle(f): 7:46pm On Jan 15, 2016
shepherd77:
RIP to the half blood prince.



“Look…at….me…” he whispered.

The green eyes found the black, but after a second, something in the depths of the dark pair seemed to vanish, leaving them fixed, blank, and empty. The hand holding Harry thudded to the floor, and Snape moved no more.

— Deathly Hallows, ch.32 “The Elder Wand”
Rip

Raise your wands

FamilyRe: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by UjSizzle(f): 7:35pm On Jan 15, 2016
You can't afford not to try every available option now.

There's a chance she wasn't properly potty trained as a child.
*Help her every night to use the toilet at least twice.
*See a doctor for infection.
*Pray.
PhonesRe: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by UjSizzle(f): 5:38pm On Jan 15, 2016
Got notification for an update on my phone. Any idea what this update is about?
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by UjSizzle(f): 12:55pm On Jan 15, 2016
darkenedrebel:
watching Shadow Hunters.


Can a moderator kindly sticky this thread, so it's among the first 3 threads you see immediately a user visits this section.

cc: Briareos, prof800, UjSizzle
Can't have more than 4 sticky posts.
Music/RadioRe: Celine Dion's Husband Angelili Is Dead by UjSizzle(f): 12:09am On Jan 15, 2016
matrix199:
Really? So where are we made for?
If you're part of any religious circle, then you have the answer.
Music/RadioRe: Celine Dion's Husband Angelili Is Dead by UjSizzle(f): 11:55pm On Jan 14, 2016
matrix199:
So sad. He was really a great husband. Picked her from grass and helped her to grace. She's going to miss him a lot. May God grant him eternal rest.




I begin to wonder, what's the point being born when one will die someday? We're gods, from what we're made to understand, but why does our own kind of god have to die? Mystery indeed.
Because we're not made for this world.
CrimeRe: How I Was Almost Lynched At Ring Road, Benin. by UjSizzle(f): 4:25pm On Jan 14, 2016
God punish satan shocked
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 10:53am On Jan 14, 2016
ultron:
I wasn't of point,I didn't change the topics,,,,why u hate me so so so so so much...even with all the love I've shown you...whyyyyyyyyyy?
You've been spamming this section advertising your blog, hun.
TV/MoviesRe: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by UjSizzle(f): 9:21pm On Jan 13, 2016
The matrix cool
The proposal grin
Saving private Ryan cry
Animated movies-- can't pick one cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Top 10 Movies Of 2015 (photos) by UjSizzle(f): 9:13pm On Jan 13, 2016
Been putting off The Martian, but I'm gonna see it now cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 7:54am On Jan 12, 2016
Ultron one more time and you take a long break.
TV/MoviesRe: A Nairalander's Oscar Awards by UjSizzle(f): 7:48am On Jan 12, 2016
Virgin poster eh? Welcome to NL smiley

I like your list. Haven't seen a few movies there though.
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by UjSizzle(f): 11:00am On Jan 11, 2016
akinjosh:
With all these long "stories that touch the heart" MrLP will have definitely seen plenty nairaland babes...
UjSizzle how far?
Body dey inside cloth my dear
PhonesRe: Evolution Of Telephones In Nigeria (pictures) by UjSizzle(f): 12:21am On Jan 09, 2016
Cool. We still have the desk set in our village house alongside the telephone directory.

Good 'ole naija smiley
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by UjSizzle(f): 12:47pm On Jan 06, 2016
Mynd44:
I will have to be drunk to say it.
We are derailing. Bye
*yimu* bye
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by UjSizzle(f): 11:19am On Jan 06, 2016
Mynd44:
I have the perfect reply for this but…… tongue
But wetin? Lemme hear it angry
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 10:33am On Jan 06, 2016
Pls when will they resume? cheesy
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by UjSizzle(f): 10:26am On Jan 06, 2016
Mynd44:
But you and him can hook up na
But who said I'm decent kwanu? tongue
TravelRe: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by UjSizzle(f): 10:25am On Jan 06, 2016
In Lagos it will be Coconut.

In Anambra:
Anya fu ijiji grin grin (eyes that see housefly? Lol)
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by UjSizzle(f): 10:09am On Jan 06, 2016
GeneralShepherd:
What are your views? Is this somehow normal in Nigeria? Maybe I've lost touch with Nigeria and our way of life
No, it's not normal. It's not even normal for a human being material to act like the woman did.
I'm sorry you're plagued with people who give my gender a bad name. Hope you meet someone decent soonest.
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by UjSizzle(f): 5:49pm On Jan 05, 2016
GeneralShepherd:
My experience with a girl in Nigeria, I've never met before... I was hoping we could have been good friends.
Girl : Ma financial implications are
enormous

[Girl : Better don't enter flight to Nigeria without chocolate for me

Me: Boo I can always buy chocolate for you

Girl: Chocolate means goodies hello

Me: Lol

Girl: Plus chocolates too of course

Me : I got you a lovely gown though

Girl: Ok that's one

Girl : List the others

Me: I got you a perfume as well

Me: Again without you asking

Girl: Lol


Girl: Lol

Girl: I think I love you

Girl : Wait

Girl : Which perfume is that?

Me : Is there a list of the ones you don't accept?

Me : I can't remember the name at the moment

Girl : Please let it be issey miyake L 'eau Bleue d 'issey pour homme ED

Girl : D fragrance in the blue container

Me : its definitely not Issey Miyake

Girl : But just incase its not it, you can still get it. It's not expensive @ all



Me : It's about £100 last time I checked

Girl : Add it to the one u already have

Girl: Which is how much in naira?


My brother you are not alone in this fight!!! Lol
Wow shocked
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by UjSizzle(f): 5:45pm On Jan 05, 2016
she is not even menacingly Close to being a human being material..
@vjcray
Ogbeni you're truly cray grin grin


@OP
Hope is a double edged sword...
PoliticsRe: Teni Kashamu's Outfit Goes Viral With Claims She Outshined Bride (Pics) by UjSizzle(f): 9:28am On Jan 03, 2016
@Ms_Zelaa: If that dress can outshine the bride, then adunno what kind of bride that is.
I agree with her.
PoliticsRe: How We’ll Fund N5,000 Welfare Scheme —lai Mohammed by UjSizzle(f): 1:17pm On Dec 30, 2015
How will they determine the most vulnerable in the country? Data capturing in this country has always being a joke... seriously. Unless they intend to go to the north as usual with this conditional cash transfer and remote villages in the south.

Besides if the government is really interested in education, they'll give some incentives to people to encourage them take teaching as a first career choice. I'm certain I read sometime ago that they intend to give the unemployed jobs as teachers. Biko don't. We have enough half baked teachers already who don't know how to identify pupils that need more attention to help them learn. If Ada in front gets it then we're moving on undecided
We need people interested in imparting knowledge, not some frustrated individuals looking for a pay.
Where I did my PPA during my service year, we had to beg parents to send their kids to school. I'm talking of a government funded school. The only fee they were required to pay was #200/term and yet parents wouldn't (not couldn't). They'd rather spend the money burying their dead and decorating graves with ceramic tiles than education of their children.
Their teachers teach in the local language too. Seriously undecided All these miraculous things happening in the country, and yet we want to borrow money from multilateral and bilateral institutions to fund conditional cash transfers for education they don't want?
You guys are killing me.
EducationRe: Someone Please Help Me Before I Kill Myself by UjSizzle(f): 2:59pm On Dec 28, 2015
Sweetheart, God hates a lying tongue. And feet that hurry to do evil.

Stop lying to yourself. When you're ready for God's guidance, sit down, study and look away from evil. He'll see you through.
BusinessRe: 11 Annoying Things About Yaba Market by UjSizzle(f): 2:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
Yaba dey learn for where Onitsha main market dey cheesy

All those oso afia people (affiliate marketers) will even take you round the market while you shop. Then afterwards they'll ask for your phone number and lunch grin

But Yaba is annoying o especially those curtain sellers.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: (PHOTOS) Amazing Photos Of 2015 By Ty-bello by UjSizzle(f): 6:36pm On Dec 27, 2015
mployer:
hmmm..

you have network in your vilage


Merry Christmas.
Hah my village is African Dubai Taiwan na cheesy

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