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Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Meets President Macron In France (Photos) by ukaface(f): 10:28pm On Dec 01, 2024
So

Pro emilokan

Who is Seyi tinubu?
Does he have an office in presidency?
Why did he travel to France ?
Is it a family vacation thingy?

Abi I ru palapala wo leleyi bayi?
Phones › Re: Some People On Facebook Still Wishing Someone That Is Late Happy Birthday by ukaface(f): 10:26pm On Dec 01, 2024
Maybe them no know say he don die



Wahala😂😂🤣😂😂😂
Nairaland General › Re: 3 Things I Learned Late In Life by ukaface(f): 10:22pm On Dec 01, 2024
Follow your instincts, if your instinct keeps warning you about a person or something make sure to heed and cut ties.

Control your temper, learn how to manage mood swings


AVOID ORDERING THINGS ONLINE- na yesterday I learn this one. Chai!!!!!
Travel › Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by ukaface(op): 10:20pm On Dec 01, 2024
Silentgroper:
Lol .. do you have it what it takes to grow it natural .. it's so tasking, you know .


Can you do a 5,000 squat each day ..


Let's get you the process straight away, I mean angels like you shouldn't put yourself through rigorous stress, I wouldn't like that... 😋😋
5000 squat because of nyash
I no do abeg

I no want BBL either
Travel › Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by ukaface(op): 8:44pm On Dec 01, 2024
Silentgroper:
But you need one ..

. You have been raving all about it in your dairy...
😂😂😂🤣

Abeg o
I no want BBL

I want it natural

Thank you
Travel › Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by ukaface(op): 6:09pm On Dec 01, 2024
Silentgroper:
Getting you a BBL for a start 😋😋
BBL is one of the finest things in life??


I’ll pass
Romance › Re: Why Can't I Get A Good Girl To Date by ukaface(f): 9:32pm On Nov 30, 2024
Rearealki:
I have been single for a while.

Most ladies I approach are either in a relationship or they are married. I end up getting disappointed.
I have observed that most ladies 20 or above are in a relationship.

I dont even see single ladies

The only single lady I found was so rude and disrespectful. I had to abort any relationship because it the thing I can never tolerate.
Single ladies plenty
Maybe they don’t like you
Fashion › Re: Miss Universe: Blond, Blue Eyes Winner Is Ultimate Evolution For Pageant - CEO by ukaface(f): 9:31pm On Nov 30, 2024
Lucifyre:
Binary thinking and a shallow mind. No surprise really, carry on then.
I kuku Dey my own wey you come mention me
Non binary and deep mind
Fashion › Re: Miss Universe: Blond, Blue Eyes Winner Is Ultimate Evolution For Pageant - CEO by ukaface(f): 9:29pm On Nov 30, 2024
Lucifyre:
Binary thinking and a shallow mind. No surprise really, carry on then.
Who be this one?


While I appreciate your feedback, I believe that everyone has their own depth and complexity to their thoughts. I’m always open to learning and growing, so if you have specific insights to share, go ahead

As you get non binary and deep mind
I’m ready to learn
Fashion › Re: Miss Universe: Blond, Blue Eyes Winner Is Ultimate Evolution For Pageant - CEO by ukaface(f): 8:00pm On Nov 30, 2024
Lucifyre:
What kind of binary black and white thinking is this?! Since when are there only 2 extreme options void of nuance for any set of available choices?! Nevertheless i get ur point, even if poorly presented. If I'm presented with 2 options one who rocks her natural hair/african hairtsyles as against another who wears a hairtsyle they can never naturally have?! The first would be my option anyday cause it shows confidence in self.
Story
Fashion › Re: Miss Universe: Blond, Blue Eyes Winner Is Ultimate Evolution For Pageant - CEO by ukaface(f): 6:27pm On Nov 30, 2024
Lucifyre:
Basically inferiority complex with a dose of messed up self esteem. If you don't accept yourself, who would accept you. Herein lies the problem.
If you are presented with a girl naturally dressed like them one of deeper life Church and another all dressed with the fake hair, make up and the likes. Who you go pick? Be truthful ooo
Fashion › Re: Miss Universe: Blond, Blue Eyes Winner Is Ultimate Evolution For Pageant - CEO by ukaface(f): 5:13pm On Nov 30, 2024
Why can’t African women be accepted for their natural hair? Why do we have to feel like we have ‘ landed’ when we put on this fake hair, I mean attachments and the likes😩
Family › Re: I Gave My Wife 180k For The House: See What She Brought Back by ukaface(f): 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2024
Next time go to the market yourself with that exact amount of money, then you will know the truth
Celebrities › Re: I Pray I Run Into My Opps In Lagos” – Wizkid Brags by ukaface(f): 1:53pm On Nov 30, 2024
Na because he Dey put 🦅 for him name na why we no go hear word again?

With his beardless kid like face
Travel › Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by ukaface(op): 1:13pm On Nov 30, 2024
pansophist:
I found three. I'll try one each day until my departure grin

I'll go the first one in like two hours time, then upload the pics of the food and address if you want cool

Ukaface is been stingy with address, like say na free food I wan go chop lol
Ah
Abeg
No vex o
When no be my money you wan use
I totally got caught up with something else that I forgot to reply

My sincere apologies
I can’t remember the names of the restaurant
We only typed on the phone, called them and made our order which was later delivered.

Again no vex
Health › Re: Does Condom Oil Give Stomach Cramps (pics) by ukaface(f): 11:28pm On Nov 29, 2024
Dilijingsly:
I just want to know my girl doesn't like it and I don't want to cum inside her..
Give her STI or belle

She would be forced to like it
Health › Re: What's Your Sleeping Position? by ukaface(f): 11:28pm On Nov 29, 2024
ahamonyeka:
My sleeping position is not there.am a king and kings dont sleep alone is either am curdling a woman or a woman is curdling me grin
A king being cuddled by a woman is weird
Health › Re: What's Your Sleeping Position? by ukaface(f): 11:27pm On Nov 29, 2024
Krankhead:
Lazy youth. All una mate is doing something productive. Here you are talking about sleeping positions. Later you will blame BAT
So we can’t take some time to unwind?
We should stay productive 24/7?
Health › Re: What's Your Sleeping Position? by ukaface(f): 11:25pm On Nov 29, 2024
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Politics › Re: President Proves That He Is The Real City Boy ( Photo) by ukaface(f): 2:09pm On Nov 29, 2024
nairavsdollars:
President Bola Tinubu got the swag. Even Macron was highly impressed
Where is the swag??
How is Macron impressed ?
Politics › Re: How France Received Tinubu Like A Major World Leader - Pics by ukaface(f): 2:08pm On Nov 29, 2024
I Dey wait to see Wetin the visit and world leader greeting would lead to in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: FG Cancels Foreign Trainings For Nigerian Scholars by ukaface(f): 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2024
Wetin them wan use train them for here

Does Nigeria have the environment for such training, do they have the facilities and equipments?

Still Una go still allocate money as equal to them travelling abroad and still embezzle the money.

Ndi anuman, ndi efulefu.
Politics › Re: Governor Bago Leads Praise And Worship At A Crusade (video) by ukaface(f): 1:59pm On Nov 29, 2024
Na wash
Family › Re: Family Disowns Son For Exposing Cheating Sister To Husband by ukaface(f): 1:56pm On Nov 29, 2024
CJStarz:
No Igbo man would do this to his family.
He could have found other ways of halting or correcting the sister.
Las las, family above all.
Abegi
Which kind talk be this

We Dey talk morals you Dey relate am to tribe

What the fvck

Naso Una go Dey talk anyhow, why won’t ndi ofe nmanu be picking on yall?

Person do abomination, you Dey talk Igbo for here
Travel › Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by ukaface(op): 8:21am On Nov 29, 2024
pansophist:
Did you find any Naija restaurant while you were in Marrakesh?

I've been looking for one to visit with my colleagues. Can't find any.
Yeah we did
Family › Re: Getting This Off My Chest: My Strained Relationship With My Dad by ukaface(f): 10:50pm On Nov 25, 2024
amazinghands:
I relocated to the United States about eight years ago. My relationship with my dad has been strained and continues to deteriorate.

Background:
I grew up in a lower-middle-class family with both my mom and dad working hard. Everything changed when my dad started earning significant money. His newfound wealth led to a lifestyle filled with parties, women, and alcohol (to be fair, he earned his money, so he had the right to spend it as he pleased). He built a hotel and was barely home afterward.

2010:
While I was in college, I wanted to leave Nigeria due to the incessant ASUU strikes. I told my dad I wanted to study abroad. Initially, he agreed and gave me the funds to start the process. I was admitted to a school in Ukraine and secured a visa, but he later said he couldn’t afford to send me abroad. This decision felt contradictory, as his lifestyle said otherwise. (To be fair, it’s his money, and he has the right to decide how to spend it.)

2016:
I got admitted to a master’s program in the U.S. and approached my dad for help again. He told me to "cut my coat according to my size" and said he couldn’t sell any of his properties for the sake of a child studying abroad. (Again, to be fair, he was right—he had already paid for my college tuition in Nigeria.) Around the same time, he married another wife.

On the other hand, my mom sold her only piece of land and some jewelry to give me half of my first semester's tuition. After involving family members, my dad reluctantly gave me ₦400,000, stating that was all he could afford. I thanked him for the support.

Fast Forward to Today:
I struggled and worked odd jobs to make ends meet, determined never to ask him for help again. Over time, I’ve become financially stable, secured a good job, and am now a permanent resident. I give my dad a monthly allowance and occasionally send more during festive seasons. My mom, on the other hand, gets spoiled with gifts, extra money, and I’ve even invited her to visit and spend time with me in the U.S.

Now, my dad is broke and has suggested I buy him a car and increase what I do for him, despite the fact that my parents are separated and he currently lives with his second wife. I’ve told myself I won’t go above and beyond for him, especially since he chose to prioritize his lifestyle and the new wife (who came with a stepson). I find it hard to reconcile his past decisions with his current expectations.

Am I in the wrong here?
It is your money
Do as you wish, just as he acted with his own money
Romance › Re: Man Cancels A Date Because She Wouldn’t Send Money For His Haircut: Thought? by ukaface(f): 9:44pm On Nov 25, 2024
Yinmu

Yeye
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dirty Pants Spread Outside Investigated By UK Police As Hate Crime (Photos) by ukaface(f): 5:25pm On Nov 24, 2024
I don’t know why I envisioned Tbag after reading this😂😂
Fashion › Re: A Restaurant In Lagos Gave A Lady A Robe To Wear Due To Her Revealing Outfit(pic by ukaface(f): 5:24pm On Nov 24, 2024
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Dirty Pants Spread Outside Investigated By UK Police As Hate Crime (Photos) by ukaface(f): 5:23pm On Nov 24, 2024
Ballzproblem2:
If dem see Nigeria girls pant dem go tag am as genocide
😂😂😂😂😂

Your sisters, aunts, female cousins and mama join for the Nigeria girlshuh

🤣😂😂😂
You are funny
Politics › Re: Can Goodluck Jonathan Make A Historical Comeback Like Donald Trump by ukaface(f): 11:59am On Nov 24, 2024
Abeg
Jonathan should not come back o

BAT/ JAGABAN till 2031

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