₦airaland Forum

AfeezShomorin:
Normally you be witch na

Normal
When them no Dey feed me

UncleAyo:
Atleast, clean the tears from your eyes before typing so you can see clearly.

Now, let me tell you this; not only Fulani gave us the name. The name was actually given to us after a collaborative meeting between Fulani, Hausa, Arabs, and the Ibos.

I hope you are happy now. I just want to make you happy and do away with the teary eyes.

UncleAyo!!!
You too Dey do oo

It’s good you didn’t hit on igbos here👆🏾. You don Dey get sense UncleAyo

Next time stay on the subject matter

Okay? Bye

UncleAyo Nwa ya.riba

Ekele22:
if you read me thorough,you will know I don't pose as saint,but am amazed the way younger girls of below 20year are knacking these days .

I have had my fair share of badboy stuff back. then but I have decided to quit because no gain in it.

You said you wonder the kind men women marry these days.my dear,pray your husband will not be worse off.
Kudos

Hope your wife sha pray before she marry you, because e be like her prayer no answer o

You don leave bad boy stuffs but you are still going online to price olosho

Na me you wan deceive Abi yourself?

UncleAyo:
You could have just read and move on.

Is what I wrote about Ibos correct or not? Aren't your people claiming to be lost tribe of Israel? Don't your elders dress like and worship like the Israel people? Wasn't there a sponsored DNA test to nullify any association between Ibos and Israel?

UncleAyo, UncleAyo
You don leave subject matter go Dey fight who no Dey fight you.
Them say na Fulani give Una Yoruba- betrayal , you no talk about that one
Na Igbo and Israelites you see to talk about. The thread is about Yaribas, sorry Yorubas. UncleAyo, how did you put Igbo inside this talk now, ehn

UncleAyo, UncleAyo UncleAyo!!!!!!! Haba

Eiyaaaaaa

Why she come run ?

Ekele22:
Nairalanders, what's really happening !!!!

The rate at which small small girls are loose these days calls for concern.

Well,let me go straight to the issues .I relocated to pH last year November because my job as an ict expert was needed in pH, my boss gave me a go ahead order and I moved without delay because the pay was good.

I squatted with a childhood friend at Ada George area,for those in pH can relate where Ada George is.

Immediately I settled down in pH,I then realized why it is called the oil rich city.thimgs are very expensive,from foodstuffs, groceries, bags,even their girls are very expensive.

I wept sore not because I had no money but because nothing has value again and everything is been monetized.

I tried to catch the attention of a very beautiful lady opposite my office( her office is opposite mine),this babe of marriageable age is fair in
countenance,I haven't spoken to her but just observing her and I discovered she always look at me when am not looking at her I do like her though and she knows,that's by the way sha.

What I discovered in where I lived is the number of small small girls coming to collect dick in a hotel close to my area and those coming with them are also small small boys with big polo and plaited hairs.
I had no girlfriend yet since I relocated here so one fateful evening I decided to stroll down to the hotel to chill and relax,it was a Saturday afternoon.the hotel was scanty with very few (mostly staffers),this guy's and their girls were yet to come.

Another thing I observe here is the number of rums girls willing to sell their bodies for a peanut of 10k,15k for short time or even lesser price according to your bargaining power.
All thanks to my friend who had a serious girl friend,he wasn't into that not because he is a saint but because his serious girl friend won't give him space for that.

One cool afternoon,I came around a runs girl through Facebook contact and she gave me her price and I was marvelled,15k for short time and she was willing to come to my address once am ok with the price she gave.through my assessment,the girl is not more than 20years and she bear Mhiz.......
I won't complete the name though.

I wept because am in my early 40's ,married with 2kids and she should be almost my daughter.
I discarded her and the sleeping dog lies.

The rate at which younger girls bleep these days is alarming.come to these Ada George area and see the recklessness of young girls in their skimpy attire,.
God help our girls oooo
.

I don’t even understand you sef
You observe she looks at you when you are not looking at her. How? How you take know say she Dey see you
Okay, that’s by the way sef

You don’t have girlfriend but you are married with kids. Shey you suppose get girlfriend? Even you yourself you have spoil, you are part of the moral decadence in Nigeria
You already priced a girl, but didn’t go on with it because she is almost fit to be your daughter. So if you price a girl older you for don bleep am.
And you are here analysing things like you are a saint.

Omo, the kind husbands wey women Dey marry for Nigeria na yeye o
Shuuuu

Inukwa, I have no girlfriend but married with kids.

Nkitikpa…..

mushroomFarm:
2 Turkey laps 0.6kg 2,000 naira (146 rubles)

Pork meat 0.6 kg 3,300 naira (236 rubles) Pork is actually pretty expensive. High demand I guess. Also from my last post some people were annoyed that I eat pork which is strange . 'beef' is a god in one country. Besides here in the cold, meat, especially pork is vital for survival.

Sea food (Mature Squid about four) 303 rubles (4,250 naira)

Total of about 9,500 Naira. However I paid only about 9,000 naira for these items because like I mentioned earlier, some stores offer discount for students if you carry your student Identification card with you.

You might be wondering if I only want to eat meat or why I don't buy other things. Well my church pastor who is obviously a Russian often sends us (African students) food items like rice, potatoes and spices so I hardly buy these items. Also we tend to buy potatoes collectively in large quantities during summer when it is even much cheaper.

Happy new year Nairalanders.

Shout-out to my Nairalanders of the year
Falseprophet1 and another guy (I actually don't know his moniker) but he is that guy that always say "non-virgins aka boreholes" I don't share his views oo but it cracks me up everytime I see his posts 🤣🤣🤣

So you paid in naira?

Why the he.ll are you converting?

AlphaMale666:
I'm 33 years old now. And frankly speaking, life is great! I'm single and loving it! I've never dated in my life and never will! No woman will ever make me a fool out of me! Only my mother I spend my money on or give money to time to time. Even if I ever decide to ever have a child, it will definitely be out of wedlock! I will never let a woman manipulate me or take my hard earned money from me! Never will I let it happen!


The alpha has spoken.

Na you sabi

Don’t decide to have a child biko

Sermwell:
I see both online and offline how people freak out at the sight of a celebrity. Some even go as far as rushing or grabbing them. I have never been to any show,let alone wanting to go up stage to grab a celebrity. I saw how a young man was kicked by Burna Boy and I felt really disgusted because such nonsense can never happen to me.
Early last year, I was on the 6th floor at BUA Group headquarters in Victoria Island where I saw Tekno and Davido sitting down at the reception having a chat, I just greeted them and sat down. I also saw how every other person on that floor was minding their business and don't really give a damn about their presence.
When I told a cousin how I feel weird on how people go crazy at the sight of these celebrities, he said it's not normal but I strongly disagree with him. I even told him how some staff at BUA Group didn't give a damn about Davido"s presence, he insisted that they are not also normal.
Do you guys here share my views, or do you think it's not normal?

You even greet

Me , I no go greet
Seen Ramsey Noah before and oh ! What should I do? Because he is a celebrity
Abegi!
I no Dey hail any celebrity make dem go siddon

Very possible

The guy is obviously pained that she snubbed him

Yeye guy
Spilling trash

I like this man



And I agree with him

Okay dear
Have a good 2025

Lowkey
I like VDM o

That guy wey Dey baff person with spit no get sense with his dry jokes

Be more confident

Have no anxiety over things, Cos you can do it.


Also learnt, the bad days don’t last forever. Time flies so fast alongside the bad days.

That woman is stupid

ValCon888:
This is why i can't fault a nigerian husband for keeping sidechicks.

Knacking no Dey tire Una?

iluvdonjazzy:
This gender what do they really want, ooh how I wish we can do without them.

Of course you can do without them

Wetin do your nya.sh hole?

Your gender don Dey collect from back from their gender.

Na you Dey delay

At least e no name am Burna boy

I have a couple of songs

Chinecherem: Neon Aden

Firm foundation

My worship: Phil Thompson

I need an angel: Ruben Studdard

All thanks to God for everything

beyep:
If i did dna testing she finds out and want a divorce i will gladly give her d divorce, used species think they are special, stupid empty leeches with only child bearing to offer

If you have this mentality about females, then you shouldn’t have any relationship with her talk more of getting the used specie pregnant.

Just wondering

Why Una Dey hate on Akpi nwamama

The guy is just a funny soul

But see how Una BB defy catwalk for stage kwanu
Even hear say he Dey wear Gstring ( allegedly o)

Akpi I pray the gods be with you

If I go missing na you
If you go missing no be me
I’m not gang affiliated, you the one who is talking—-
Clear conscience fears no accusation
The way you rolling got me thinking, banga!!!!

Real odogwu😂😂😂😂

God abeg

Akalia:
Yap. Aguleri in anambra east LGA.

Wow
Fancy seeing one here on NL from Aguleri

My mum is from ndi be Chinwuba

I’ve got soft spot for Agulerians

I’m sure it’s laboratory modified

Fahvvy:
What did she do to deserve this? ...

No man will just wake up and set a woman on fire; that woman must have done something to deserve this ...

Are you sick??

So you mean you as human can set someone on fire?

Are you trying to justify the man?

You mean if that was your sister or aunt or mum you would say it’s because she did something that justified her to be burnt?

You are sick

All of you bragging ( igbos and Yorubas) are FO.OLISH

Una mate Dey make names for themselves, Una Dey her Dey drag tribe wey get more billionaires and who no Dey list.
Shame no Dey hol Una??

Y'all don’t understand the extent to which these tribal discrimination has caused y'all?
Una just Dey craze upandan

Yoruba is the richest, yet take a lot at Ibadan, is the road pliable? Are schools 💯? Una just Dey stu.pid

Even igbos join too

2.5m

How this woman take be gen z?

So she preferred the hearsays of her friends and family to her child after 9 months journey and the pain that came with labour and birth
Well, That child suppose Dey give her sleepless night
All these gen Zs ehn!