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Romance › Re: Real Reason You Should Not Marry A Woman That Suck Your Dick by ukaface(f): 6:18am On Jan 23, 2025
@ OP
Do you suck pvssy? Is it okay for men to??

How do you know all females swallow sperm?

Do you know some men find this as fetish?

Some men teach their women to do this?

Do you know you can’t blatantly generalise some things??
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump Halts $900 Million To South Africa For HIV/AIDS Support. by ukaface(f): 8:21pm On Jan 21, 2025
Very good
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Side Chick Beats Man's Wife Mercilessly (Photos, Video) by ukaface(f): 8:20pm On Jan 21, 2025
Serves her right
Next time she shouldn’t go alone

But then again
Why fight the side chick?
What’s all these unnecessary hypertension stressor for?

The goal should be to keep yourself happy, and stress free.
Romance › Re: 'My Boyfriend Mistakenly Over-Beat Me For Checking His Phone' - Lady (Video) by ukaface(f): 11:30am On Jan 21, 2025
Me I sha know say I no be mumu
Romance › Re: What Do Men Gain For Being In A Relationship? by ukaface(f): 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2025
G0Oodharddick:
Ur gender can die of lack of attention, if she doesn't get attention from men in 3 months!

Some even goes online to ask if something is wrong with them? And why are men refusing to chase or give them attention!

That's to tell you the length of how frustrated ur gender can get to, if they don't attention from Men.
How many you hear say don drop dead because of lack of attention





Fvck!!!! I just realized your moniker
Fvck!!!! Why the hell am I replying you??
Romance › Re: What Do Men Gain For Being In A Relationship? by ukaface(f): 6:00pm On Jan 19, 2025
G0Oodharddick:
It has been scientifically proven that If men choose to stay on their own, ur gender will all die of hunger.

If men decides to withdraw their attention, ur gender will probably die of lack of attention from guys as this is a known fact that women feeds on men's attention
How many your attraction don feed?
Romance › Re: What Do Men Gain For Being In A Relationship? by ukaface(f): 5:59pm On Jan 19, 2025
G0Oodharddick:
As expected.

Already feeling emotional just like the emotional being u are.

The guys above gave a very logic reply. E reach ur turn you started feeling emotional over it. Pathetic!

What do men Gain for being in a relationship with you? That was the question
How is that being emotional?

Stop gaslighting Abeg

THERE IS NO GAIN FOR MEN WHILST IN A RELATIONSHIP

That is the most logical reason

Giving reasons is only an avenue to keep talking without getting to no point
First it was ‘ what are women bringing to the table?’ That one never do Una
Na to Dey ask this one now

Simple: No gain
Y’all should stay by yourself, it can’t be too hard, can it??
Romance › Re: What Do Men Gain For Being In A Relationship? by ukaface(f): 5:46pm On Jan 19, 2025
G0Oodharddick:
What do men gain for being in a relationship?

On a more serious note, men gain absolutely nothing in relationships. The illustration below explains it all.

If you say sex, then understand that your babe enjoy that sex more than you. It has been scientifically proven several times that women enjoys sex far more than men. The difference is that men are loud and outspoken when it comes to sex, but in reality, women want it more, they enjoy it more than you do as a man!

Imagine a girl who says "so I should be opening my legs for you and you won't take care of me? " , ordinarily, such girl is considered a parasite and a complete liability, however, this is to tell you that women are in relationship because of what they're benefiting from you. They know men are loud when it comes to sex so they use that weaponize men. The average Nigerian girl sees no reason of being in a relationship with you the moment you stop sending her gifts and giving her money.
Oya na
No do relationship again

Una too Dey complain like woman
Abegi
Politics › Re: Kemi Badenoch: I Don’t Want Britain To Be Like ‘Poor’ Nigeria Where..... by ukaface(f): 6:57am On Jan 19, 2025
Calitoscassius:
Calm down! Love!



Oh! We do give a fork about Kemi! grin Kemi is Bae!
Well, I don’t
Health › Re: I Am Too Skinny. How Can I Grow Bit Fat by ukaface(f): 8:46pm On Jan 18, 2025
Eat more protein

Take weight gain smoothies , protein shakes can be added

Go to the gym

Don’t expect immediate results if you don’t stay consistent.


Goodluck
Politics › Re: Kemi Badenoch: I Don’t Want Britain To Be Like ‘Poor’ Nigeria Where..... by ukaface(f): 8:41pm On Jan 18, 2025
What the hell!
Must she mention Nigeria?

We gerrit already aunty
You don’t like Nigeria, get over it

I’m sure more percentage of Nigerians don’t give a Fvck about you.

Gosh
Education › Re: 2-Year-Old Rapheala Ogbodo Dies At Smiley Kids Montessori School Sangotedo by ukaface(f): 2:31pm On Jan 18, 2025
wtf is a two years old doing in school

Nigerians ehn
Politics › Re: This Picture Has Been Trending For Weeks And Makes Laugh When I See It by ukaface(f): 8:22pm On Jan 17, 2025
Make Una Dey rest for this unity thing for Nigeria

It’s an impossible dream
Health › Re: Patients Dying In Corridors As UK Hospital Standards Collapse by ukaface(f): 11:08pm On Jan 16, 2025
If they like they should keep red listing Nigeria

Nigerian nurses are ready to help
Them Dey jonz
TV/Movies › Re: Ngozi Ezeonu Scolds two Ladies Indecently Dressed During Audition (video, Pix) by ukaface(f): 5:42pm On Jan 15, 2025
Penaldo:
She's just jealous
jealous of breast and crop tops ?

You better rest

Na Wetin that other thread Dey talk
See now she Dey try correct them you Dey here Dey say she is jealous
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Very Stupid And Gulliable by ukaface(f): 4:50pm On Jan 15, 2025
You called your aunty a fool
Events › Re: Ladies Throw Biggest Bald-Headed Party That Shocks Netizens (Photos) by ukaface(f): 4:48pm On Jan 15, 2025
Rooting for em
It takes courage to want to let go of your hair
Health › Re: Please I Need A Good Drug For Anal Fissure Pains At My Anus by ukaface(f): 4:47pm On Jan 15, 2025
Go to the hospital



E good as you put the causes o

Cos everyone go think say you forget to use baby oil
Phones › Re: A Review New Oraimo Watch Nova AM: Best Smartwatch For Business Professionals by ukaface(f): 4:44pm On Jan 15, 2025
I want some one to volunteer and buy for me
Health › Re: Please Help!!! Is This Tyson Gland Or Stds ? by ukaface(f): 4:43pm On Jan 15, 2025
Palmercole:
Trying to upload pictures but its showing error ,please how can I post pics here ?
You want to post pictures of your p.enis??

Chukwu okike !!!!!!


Did she suck your brain tooooooo?


If you like no go hospital
Forum Games › Re: Build Your Ideal Woman With ₦1000 by ukaface(f): 4:39pm On Jan 15, 2025
RealityKings1:
The weed was too much grin
Na now me sef see wetin I post
Sofri Dey use the weed
If you no pity your eyes, pity your lungs/kidneys and liver
Romance › Re: Social Media And The Hypocrisy Of Many Nigerian Men by ukaface(f): 4:38pm On Jan 15, 2025
zero8zero:
Those are Simp not men. Know the difference
They are men
Or is simp now a gender?
Forum Games › Re: Build Your Ideal Woman With ₦1000 by ukaface(f): 4:17pm On Jan 15, 2025
RealityKings1:
Faithful... 100
Intelligence..100 (make she no wise pass me)
Beauty...300
Big Breast... 100 (the smaller the better)
Big ass... 900
Godly... 100
Respectful... 100
Good in bed...400
Good cook...300 (I'm already good in that aspect)

Funny ...100 (if she's too funny, that means she's wise so 100 is enough. Make she no too funny)
Wetin you Dey do
Them say use N1000 create your wife , you Dey write upside down


Our future leader
Romance › Re: Social Media And The Hypocrisy Of Many Nigerian Men by ukaface(f): 4:15pm On Jan 15, 2025
Rapmoney:
So who are the millions of people following these women on social media? How come most men abuse and criticize them but they have a large number of followers? Why do you follow someone who does something you criticize?
They follow them so that they can masTU.rbate over them.

Na today you know say men are two faced?
Romance › Re: Social Media And The Hypocrisy Of Many Nigerian Men by ukaface(f): 4:14pm On Jan 15, 2025
I have nothing to say
Crime › Re: Timileyin Ajayi: I Beheaded My Girlfriend, Salome Adaidu Because She Cheated by ukaface(f): 10:06am On Jan 15, 2025
Ewwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So NL can be this quiet? Y’all didn’t raise dust over his tribe?

What happen?
Abi the tribe commenters never see this topic?

If na Igbo guy
Omo! I for don sneeze tire ontop the dust of ‘ Igbo and rituals 5&6’

Una go Dey alright

I don’t comment to criminal’s topic like this one
And that guy is well, e Dey lie
Werey no sabi his age again

I wish him the best
Romance › Re: “if You’re Above 37 Without A Husband, Get Pregnant” – Lady Advices by ukaface(f): 6:34pm On Jan 13, 2025
Okay

Where them hang the p.enis?
Business › Re: Photos And Videos Of Chief Razak Okoya's 85th Birthday Party. by ukaface(f): 6:33pm On Jan 13, 2025
Okaaaaaayyy

Now I understand why his kids Abi na grand kids look like that
Health › Re: Something Like Tiny Dots Are Growing On My Lips & Penis, Itching Me by ukaface(f): 6:32pm On Jan 13, 2025
Love800:
Anyone Got An Idea About This Development Please?

Something like tiny dots are are growing on my lips, itching me. The dots are getting bigger everyday on my lips.

On my penis too, there are tiny dots growing on the head of my penis and the straff, itching me seriously.

I brought drugs(hympashyn, fluconazole, cetidyn-l and the cream which is "ABF". I have been taking these for three days now but no results. My lips are getting bigger and my penis itching me.

I don't know what to do.
You had unsafe sex
Yes or no?
Health › Re: Something Like Tiny Dots Are Growing On My Lips & Penis, Itching Me by ukaface(f): 6:31pm On Jan 13, 2025
You carry herpes, you tell us say make we help you

How should we do that? Help you to scratch ?

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