₦airaland Forum

Vinnie2000:
OP, if your story is true, then you were Fuccked by a Randy Ghost.

When you woke up, did you see Sperms in ur VeeJay?
Was your Veejay red and sore?

😏😏

ExceptionalCool:
Good evening, everyone!

I just found out that girls can have wet dreams as well. Let me explain, so it was on an early Tuesday morning. I was lying on my bed, and I felt a presence. I have always felt a presence, but this one was strong so to say, I started to feel all my blood flow to my sensitive feminine feature, and I woke up almost convulsing. Omo, na ghost give me orgasm or weting.

Hiaaaa
Abeg oo
No come Dey scare me o
I wan sleep

Thanks for reminding me
I need to add more waist beads to the ones I have already

I use it cos I love it
It’s sexy

Ringstonermasks:
nice because she is making my friends to laugh at me for not being able to call her during emergencies

You for marry police instead

Ringstonermasks:
My wife is an army officer. A lieutenant. But she is very reclusive and always love dodging any misgivings even concerning me



I had issues with someone months ago, i called a friend that was a Sergent in thesame barrack to help me out, my wife heard d issue later and was against it. It was a serious matter later on.

We even had issue with someone from our area , and she told me to call the Police and that it not in her place to interfere.

My boy was attacked by someone, he called her to report and my wife warned him to not try it again.

She wasn't like that until we got married. Somehow this thing is irritating me cos it depressing. I discussed it wit a friend from her rank that told me it was unusual that she was supposed to help me out.

Of course she is right
Why would you by pass police force to bring in a soldier
Na Una Dey spoil Nigeria

Because your wife Dey army any small kasala now you go wan use your wife to shine

Do the right thing
Don’t use your wife for your personal gain

And what is the job description of soldiers sef?

Sonofgod1990:
Go and ask ya grandfather

Are you high on sh!t?

I ask you?

XAUBulls:
It's NOT uncommon for children of world leaders to accompany their parents on foreign trips. It's infact the norm worldwide. Donald Trump travelled with Ivanka Trump and other family members during his first-term Presidency, the Bushs, Clintons, the Obamas, went on foreign trips whilst in office with their families. Justin Trudeau, the Canadian PM travels with his family too.

It's important to know that these foreign visits provide an opportunity for the children of Presidents to witness how diplomacy and cultural exchanges work... While assisting their parents in private emergency situations such as when at a forum in Saudi Arabia on how to combat extremism, Ivanka Trump had to stand in for her father when he got tired.

Donald Trump to bring adult children on UK state visit, reports say
=>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/may/23/donald-trump-uk-state-visit-adult-children


Oh, that's impressive. It's indeed great to be multilingual as this helps anyone to take advantage of opportunities that exist in different linguistic and cultural environments. Even though your dad is Edo and mum from Anambra, I can affirm that high quality Yoruba guys (even those in the UK where you are) will get more attracted to you on the dating scene simply because you speak and write some Yoruba (this of course is predicted on other factors such as character and personal values).

It's the same with men in other linguistic groups worldwide who find women who speak their languages attractive. A French man would subconsciously find a lady from another culture and country who speaks some French intriguing. That's the way a significant number of men are subsconciously wired.

I'll ask you a more private question later on another thread.

Enjoy your day.

Ciao.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Your affirmation no just enter

phatnelly:
Woman that has gone back to her husband. Akuko! Nobody should waste their pity on her oo.😔SMH

She went back?😲

The man Dey smell of kaikai
Or maybe the loose stool had seeped out and has decorated his body with its smell

Episode22:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm not here to brag, I just need advice before I get lost.

I have two relatives living abroad (UK), both are from my mothers side, same father and same mother...

Just few days ago, I was called and told that they are making plans to send me to the UK early next year to go and stay with my uncle and find something doing there... they already communicated with my uncle abroad, and they just wanted to surprise me.

I'm 29 years old now, I graduated from school last two years as a petroleum engineering. Though, I'm not doing any work for now. My girlfriend is pregnant for me, and I have not disclosed it to anybody yet.

But the truth is that my mind doesn't want to go, I'm not ready and I have told them. They have already started telling me this is a one time opportunity, and that if I miss it, I won't see it again, but I have made up my mind that I don't want to go.

I just can't leave my friends here, I just don't know but I can't..

I need advice,

Why should I go, when my self and my mind is not ready...

You are a mutula

Love800:
About that online one, why did you say so?

Too many bad experiences that usually end with me saying ‘ if I had known I would have gone to buy this from the shop/ store’
Too many what I ordered vs what I got
Not to talk of the money wasted
Never again

XAUBulls:
@ukaface

The young man (Seyi) is a well-traveled UK-trained lawyer, a media entrepreneur and he's a rich dude so he can afford to travel separately to France if he wanted to.

On the other hand, I didn't know you could speak and write some Yoruba, OR did you use Google Translate to do this magic? Although I remember reading somewhere some years back where you stated that your father is from Edo and mother from Anambra.

God Abeg
So this diary wey I get don make me popular laidiz??😂😂
And he decided to travel to France with his dad? Like it’s seeming like a family business, family vacation. What is the purpose of him going to France now?


I don’t need google translator to write Yoruba.

hammed71:
person username na silentgroper you still dey follow am argue lol

😤😭
I no even reason his username
God abeg

Free2Fly:
One bad incident is not enough to draw a conclusion on it.

I’ve had more than one bad incident to come to this conclusion, the experience that broke the camel’s back day before yesterday,was what led me to learning a lesson

Zonefree:
One harmattan period, I unplugged our evil fridge to plug this demonic boiler cos I been wan bath hot water. I ignorantly put hand inside the bucket of water to check if it's hot enough, na so this wicked boiler knack me for ground.

I stood up and unplugged the boiling ring and plug the fridge, na so the fridge also knack me for ground.

I was on the ground for over five minutes observing the fridge and the boiler. Na that day I conclude say na electric shock kill me for my former life.

😂😂🤣😂

So

Pro emilokan

Who is Seyi tinubu?
Does he have an office in presidency?
Why did he travel to France ?
Is it a family vacation thingy?

Abi I ru palapala wo leleyi bayi?

Maybe them no know say he don die



Wahala😂😂🤣😂😂😂

Follow your instincts, if your instinct keeps warning you about a person or something make sure to heed and cut ties.

Control your temper, learn how to manage mood swings


AVOID ORDERING THINGS ONLINE- na yesterday I learn this one. Chai!!!!!

Silentgroper:
Lol .. do you have it what it takes to grow it natural .. it's so tasking, you know .


Can you do a 5,000 squat each day ..


Let's get you the process straight away, I mean angels like you shouldn't put yourself through rigorous stress, I wouldn't like that... 😋😋

5000 squat because of nyash
I no do abeg

I no want BBL either

Silentgroper:
But you need one ..

. You have been raving all about it in your dairy...

😂😂😂🤣

Abeg o
I no want BBL

I want it natural

Thank you

Silentgroper:
Getting you a BBL for a start 😋😋

BBL is one of the finest things in life??


I’ll pass

Rearealki:
I have been single for a while.

Most ladies I approach are either in a relationship or they are married. I end up getting disappointed.
I have observed that most ladies 20 or above are in a relationship.

I dont even see single ladies

The only single lady I found was so rude and disrespectful. I had to abort any relationship because it the thing I can never tolerate.

Single ladies plenty
Maybe they don’t like you

Lucifyre:
Binary thinking and a shallow mind. No surprise really, carry on then.

I kuku Dey my own wey you come mention me
Non binary and deep mind

Lucifyre:
Binary thinking and a shallow mind. No surprise really, carry on then.

Who be this one?


While I appreciate your feedback, I believe that everyone has their own depth and complexity to their thoughts. I’m always open to learning and growing, so if you have specific insights to share, go ahead

As you get non binary and deep mind
I’m ready to learn

Lucifyre:
What kind of binary black and white thinking is this?! Since when are there only 2 extreme options void of nuance for any set of available choices?! Nevertheless i get ur point, even if poorly presented. If I'm presented with 2 options one who rocks her natural hair/african hairtsyles as against another who wears a hairtsyle they can never naturally have?! The first would be my option anyday cause it shows confidence in self.

Story

Lucifyre:
Basically inferiority complex with a dose of messed up self esteem. If you don't accept yourself, who would accept you. Herein lies the problem.

If you are presented with a girl naturally dressed like them one of deeper life Church and another all dressed with the fake hair, make up and the likes. Who you go pick? Be truthful ooo

Why can’t African women be accepted for their natural hair? Why do we have to feel like we have ‘ landed’ when we put on this fake hair, I mean attachments and the likes😩

Next time go to the market yourself with that exact amount of money, then you will know the truth

Na because he Dey put 🦅 for him name na why we no go hear word again?

With his beardless kid like face

pansophist:
I found three. I'll try one each day until my departure

I'll go the first one in like two hours time, then upload the pics of the food and address if you want

Ukaface is been stingy with address, like say na free food I wan go chop lol

Ah
Abeg
No vex o
When no be my money you wan use
I totally got caught up with something else that I forgot to reply

My sincere apologies
I can’t remember the names of the restaurant
We only typed on the phone, called them and made our order which was later delivered.

Again no vex

Dilijingsly:
I just want to know my girl doesn't like it and I don't want to cum inside her..

Give her STI or belle

She would be forced to like it

ahamonyeka:
My sleeping position is not there.am a king and kings dont sleep alone is either am curdling a woman or a woman is curdling me

A king being cuddled by a woman is weird