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Funny mentality upandan

If you like be a ‘ stupid and heartless ’ man to your wife
and be expecting roll Royce
I Dey look Una , I Dey laff

Garbage in garbage out
Action for reaction
Tit for tat

If this man didn’t act right, I’m sure she won’t spend her dime.

And Una wey Dey talk say na the man money, Una sense Dey far

Why would I want to neglect Obi cubana, ehn??

😂😂😂😂😂😂

He looks upside down

Botreat:
My woman is cheating, but i want to mess with her brains before I trash her.

Found out about it from her WhatsApp chats. she's been with me for over 15months barely contributing anything in the house. I met her at a low point in her life and she has told me on several occasions how she was suicidal before we met.

I had never been a fan of checking my partner's phone, but something lead me into checking her chats and for a moment i doubted if it was my girl's chats I was reading. How she's gone on dates with multiple men, how they've been having sex with one of her cell members from church, how she's had girls sending her pictures of their nudes, how she has sent her nudes to men on several occasions.

She's had infections i had to spend so much treating thinking she got it from the toilet because she always complains she doesn't like seating on the toilet seat.

I was really shaken by these discoveries, but I feel better now after discussing it with my guy. Now it's game time and I would so mess with her brain that she would be scared of cheating in future.

The only reason I haven't sent her packing is because I fell into some kind of financial troubles and she had to lend me some funds to support my business and I currently cant pay back everything.
I know she's scared of losing this relationship because that would mean she becomes homeless and would have to start fending for herself completely, also from her chats with the guy she is currently having sex with, I can tell he doesn't care about her. He's here just for the sex and isn't ready for any commitment.

Yesterday I told her I've been having this recurring dream about our relationship, but cant recall the details. This morning I just sent her a message about a dream vaguely describing the guy she's having an affair with. Telling her about how a shadow came and was puling her away from me. she took it with so much shock and immediately she got stomach upset and started throwing up. After cleaning up she came back telling me dreams are just figments of imagination bla bla bla, that she's not going anywhere, telling me how I have impacted her life since we met.

Next time I am going to tell her the shadow came with a face, but I cant recall where I know the face, but I am very sure if I see the face anywhere I would remember it.

When I am done messing with her, I'll call my guy to come around and we disgrace her and send her out of the house. I want her scared of cheating in her future relationships.

Wow
Will you drop the follow up gist?

What is butt plug?

Myrepublic:
Imagine.. most of these ladies are sex addicts,but they will be forming saint in public..

Just a question o

How should the ‘ sex addicts’ behave in public?

zero8zero:
Loser's opinion, your opinion doesn't count.

And you feel yours count?

Oga shift

zero8zero:
Nigeria is not in a mess, your brain is in a mess instead. Like I told you, leave your backwater & get exposed. People are coming in investors are coming in but slowpokes like you are badmouthing your country. Abeg gettat.
https://www.nairaland.com/6980028/fg-grants-citizenship-286-foreign

Nigeria is in a mess
Go and hug transformer

zero8zero:
Keep quiet there, black slave. Get exposed & travel out of your backwater. Foreigners are coming into Nigeria to obtain citizenship.

See this one
Yenyenyen
You smoke sh.it this morning?
Abi your head is paining you
You better shift one side
Who are the foreigners coming into Nigeria for citizenship? And does that rule out the fact that Nigeria is a mess?

Person go just come Dey talk backward

Abeg shift

Aunty you just Dey ontop surface Dey look surface

Go deeper naaaaa
Enter and experience Nigeria na
You think the people that said’ may Nigeria not happen to you’ as a prayer Dey craze?

When tribalism chop you
Or scammers wound you
Or polithiefians finish you
Or Nigerian men show you shege banza promax
Or Nigerian police take you to a place of no return
Or kidnappers turn your life upside down
Or the numerous pastors confuse you
Or the celebrities scatter your morale/confidence
Or gen z children and gen z parents leave you in awe
Or your village people finally choose to table your matter to finish you

Na that time you go carry your slippers, dust the slippers and run away from Nigeria like usian bolt and then end up testifying to the world like aunty Kemi Badenoch, even the one wey Dey ask you and the one wey no need answer you go Dey sing like Reno wey no Dey let person rest.

galserv:
Proudly Yoruba

For what?

I concur
If you are doing well well in naija: no need to japa walahi

He has 12 years old child
Wow

I guess it happened when she was feeling the boy.

I had high hopes for zamani

Sp1ritHusband:
Nope, it is fun when anonymous and I have no desire to see anyone. I am a spirit anyways and cannot be seen.

So what do you do as a spirit?

[quote author=Ekele22 post=133601397][/quote]😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh
You are doing investigative journalism 😂😂😂😂😂

Issokay


So you no fit use your eyes and ears to do the investigation na to go online price olosho

Na today you know say small small girls Dey do rubbish?
You do bad boy that year and still no sabi Wetin olosho Dey collect for quick time?

Wo
Please rest

AfeezShomorin:
Normally you be witch na

Normal
When them no Dey feed me

UncleAyo:
Atleast, clean the tears from your eyes before typing so you can see clearly.

Now, let me tell you this; not only Fulani gave us the name. The name was actually given to us after a collaborative meeting between Fulani, Hausa, Arabs, and the Ibos.

I hope you are happy now. I just want to make you happy and do away with the teary eyes.

UncleAyo!!!
You too Dey do oo

It’s good you didn’t hit on igbos here👆🏾. You don Dey get sense UncleAyo

Next time stay on the subject matter

Okay? Bye

UncleAyo Nwa ya.riba

Ekele22:
if you read me thorough,you will know I don't pose as saint,but am amazed the way younger girls of below 20year are knacking these days .

I have had my fair share of badboy stuff back. then but I have decided to quit because no gain in it.

You said you wonder the kind men women marry these days.my dear,pray your husband will not be worse off.
Kudos

Hope your wife sha pray before she marry you, because e be like her prayer no answer o

You don leave bad boy stuffs but you are still going online to price olosho

Na me you wan deceive Abi yourself?

UncleAyo:
You could have just read and move on.

Is what I wrote about Ibos correct or not? Aren't your people claiming to be lost tribe of Israel? Don't your elders dress like and worship like the Israel people? Wasn't there a sponsored DNA test to nullify any association between Ibos and Israel?

UncleAyo, UncleAyo
You don leave subject matter go Dey fight who no Dey fight you.
Them say na Fulani give Una Yoruba- betrayal , you no talk about that one
Na Igbo and Israelites you see to talk about. The thread is about Yaribas, sorry Yorubas. UncleAyo, how did you put Igbo inside this talk now, ehn

UncleAyo, UncleAyo UncleAyo!!!!!!! Haba

Eiyaaaaaa

Why she come run ?

Ekele22:
Nairalanders, what's really happening !!!!

The rate at which small small girls are loose these days calls for concern.

Well,let me go straight to the issues .I relocated to pH last year November because my job as an ict expert was needed in pH, my boss gave me a go ahead order and I moved without delay because the pay was good.

I squatted with a childhood friend at Ada George area,for those in pH can relate where Ada George is.

Immediately I settled down in pH,I then realized why it is called the oil rich city.thimgs are very expensive,from foodstuffs, groceries, bags,even their girls are very expensive.

I wept sore not because I had no money but because nothing has value again and everything is been monetized.

I tried to catch the attention of a very beautiful lady opposite my office( her office is opposite mine),this babe of marriageable age is fair in
countenance,I haven't spoken to her but just observing her and I discovered she always look at me when am not looking at her I do like her though and she knows,that's by the way sha.

What I discovered in where I lived is the number of small small girls coming to collect dick in a hotel close to my area and those coming with them are also small small boys with big polo and plaited hairs.
I had no girlfriend yet since I relocated here so one fateful evening I decided to stroll down to the hotel to chill and relax,it was a Saturday afternoon.the hotel was scanty with very few (mostly staffers),this guy's and their girls were yet to come.

Another thing I observe here is the number of rums girls willing to sell their bodies for a peanut of 10k,15k for short time or even lesser price according to your bargaining power.
All thanks to my friend who had a serious girl friend,he wasn't into that not because he is a saint but because his serious girl friend won't give him space for that.

One cool afternoon,I came around a runs girl through Facebook contact and she gave me her price and I was marvelled,15k for short time and she was willing to come to my address once am ok with the price she gave.through my assessment,the girl is not more than 20years and she bear Mhiz.......
I won't complete the name though.

I wept because am in my early 40's ,married with 2kids and she should be almost my daughter.
I discarded her and the sleeping dog lies.

The rate at which younger girls bleep these days is alarming.come to these Ada George area and see the recklessness of young girls in their skimpy attire,.
God help our girls oooo
.

I don’t even understand you sef
You observe she looks at you when you are not looking at her. How? How you take know say she Dey see you
Okay, that’s by the way sef

You don’t have girlfriend but you are married with kids. Shey you suppose get girlfriend? Even you yourself you have spoil, you are part of the moral decadence in Nigeria
You already priced a girl, but didn’t go on with it because she is almost fit to be your daughter. So if you price a girl older you for don bleep am.
And you are here analysing things like you are a saint.

Omo, the kind husbands wey women Dey marry for Nigeria na yeye o
Shuuuu

Inukwa, I have no girlfriend but married with kids.

Nkitikpa…..

mushroomFarm:
2 Turkey laps 0.6kg 2,000 naira (146 rubles)

Pork meat 0.6 kg 3,300 naira (236 rubles) Pork is actually pretty expensive. High demand I guess. Also from my last post some people were annoyed that I eat pork which is strange . 'beef' is a god in one country. Besides here in the cold, meat, especially pork is vital for survival.

Sea food (Mature Squid about four) 303 rubles (4,250 naira)

Total of about 9,500 Naira. However I paid only about 9,000 naira for these items because like I mentioned earlier, some stores offer discount for students if you carry your student Identification card with you.

You might be wondering if I only want to eat meat or why I don't buy other things. Well my church pastor who is obviously a Russian often sends us (African students) food items like rice, potatoes and spices so I hardly buy these items. Also we tend to buy potatoes collectively in large quantities during summer when it is even much cheaper.

Happy new year Nairalanders.

Shout-out to my Nairalanders of the year
Falseprophet1 and another guy (I actually don't know his moniker) but he is that guy that always say "non-virgins aka boreholes" I don't share his views oo but it cracks me up everytime I see his posts 🤣🤣🤣

So you paid in naira?

Why the he.ll are you converting?

AlphaMale666:
I'm 33 years old now. And frankly speaking, life is great! I'm single and loving it! I've never dated in my life and never will! No woman will ever make me a fool out of me! Only my mother I spend my money on or give money to time to time. Even if I ever decide to ever have a child, it will definitely be out of wedlock! I will never let a woman manipulate me or take my hard earned money from me! Never will I let it happen!


The alpha has spoken.

Na you sabi

Don’t decide to have a child biko

Sermwell:
I see both online and offline how people freak out at the sight of a celebrity. Some even go as far as rushing or grabbing them. I have never been to any show,let alone wanting to go up stage to grab a celebrity. I saw how a young man was kicked by Burna Boy and I felt really disgusted because such nonsense can never happen to me.
Early last year, I was on the 6th floor at BUA Group headquarters in Victoria Island where I saw Tekno and Davido sitting down at the reception having a chat, I just greeted them and sat down. I also saw how every other person on that floor was minding their business and don't really give a damn about their presence.
When I told a cousin how I feel weird on how people go crazy at the sight of these celebrities, he said it's not normal but I strongly disagree with him. I even told him how some staff at BUA Group didn't give a damn about Davido"s presence, he insisted that they are not also normal.
Do you guys here share my views, or do you think it's not normal?

You even greet

Me , I no go greet
Seen Ramsey Noah before and oh ! What should I do? Because he is a celebrity
Abegi!
I no Dey hail any celebrity make dem go siddon

Very possible

The guy is obviously pained that she snubbed him

Yeye guy
Spilling trash

I like this man



And I agree with him

Okay dear
Have a good 2025

Lowkey
I like VDM o

That guy wey Dey baff person with spit no get sense with his dry jokes