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Nurtw dey easts and north??

Can’t believe the number of hate comments I read because of what PO said
Nawa o

Ngbanu make Una stay Nigeria
Them Dey tell man?
President, senate, chairmen children Dey japa Dey go abroad this one now wey PO talk don turn to poison. Oya na
Make Una Dey Una country
Yeye people

What’s bad in what he said now sef
Una no just get sense.

Wo pastor
Make everybody cope with how them see am o
As nobody wan craze for government make everybody do Wetin dem wan do o

Baronthecelebri:
Women and their carelessness, why not wait for the other woman to cook finish

Is your head hurting you?

Mtcheeeew

Una no Dey tire to Dey call God for where Nigeria Dey?

MondayOmoAdugbo:
I want to say my mind o guys abeg...ok

I have a Yankee guy, like friend,.. citizen , white y'all get? .......He's planning to help me to the us anyways,.. we're in the stage where we are still making enquiry on which Visa is best to do it right...

I've been asking questions a lot,and seeing all this denial stories now ahhh, I've never done anything like this before I mean traveling out and all tho I would love to if.. God is saying yes to this.

Like
As in
You are gay??

FRANCISTOWN:
Hi guys! It's been a while. I took on a project and the client wanted to choke the life out of me. These retired professors are dangelos with their big big grammars.

First thing first, no Nigerian 21st century woman is good for a romantic relationship.
They might be good for something else, but you see this romantic relationship, forget it.

All of them are like that.

But some men will swear with their lives that their own women are different.
Some men in Equatorial Guinea would have sworn that their wives were different until they saw the videos they made with Baltasar with their own eyes.

To those men who say their woman is different. I agree with you that your woman is different, but she's only different because her secrets have not been exposed. The only decent woman is a woman whose secrets have not been exposed.

My older cousin once bought a car and smuggled it in from Coutonu, he repainted the car and fixed every other thing and the car was looking new. Two years later he wanted to go out one morning but the car wouldn't start. He called a mechanic only to discover that the engine knocked. How come? The car he drove home himself the previous day. He was even more confused because he serviced this car regularly. Since then, he made up his mind to only buy brand new cars with nylon.
He bought another car, this time around it was new , and he used the car for almost 6 years before he sold it out.

I'm not saying new cars won't get faulty, but it will be a known fault, a fault that'll arise under your use and with proper maintenance, the faults can be managed before they escalate..

For those who use cars. You'll understand that you don't make just any random mechanic repair your cars. You'll have your own dedicated mechanic.

The reason is because several mechanics have different skills and approach to fixing a car and also, when you suddenly change your mechanic, it will tell on your car.

The same way with phones. If a phone that has never been loosened to repair develops a fault. The technician will ask if the phone had ever been loosened or fixed. This is to show you that new things comes with less complications even when they get faulty.

I've broken up with women who came back begging. I once asked one of them why. One said because I was very honest and straightforward, one said because I'm a loner,one said because I have a very weird and unfriendly personality. Now! That's not even the point 'cause this is where it gets interesting. One told me there was a particular sex we had that she just can't get it out of her head. Another said I've spoilt her life that no other guy fits in.
These don't make me special shit because some of these girls also did that to me.
One went back to kiss her ex because he was a better kisser.
One went back to her ex because he was richer.
One went back because the ex was taller even when I'm 6.3.

One even told me her ex had a longer p*nis but my own was thicker and she liked something that'll push her stomach. I said whao! But here she was, begging.
What happened? Did stop liking long bajumba? She said she didn't know that thickness was better.
I understood that she was tired of the length and wanted girth. What do you think will happen when she's tired of the girth too and will want length again. She'll be back into her ex's arm. Or when she finds a guy with a thicker stuff than myself, of course I'm very small compared to what some men pack in their pants.

This is a typical scenario of a non Virgin girl with many exes.
A non virgin girl is constantly accessing your bed skills with her ex. There is always one particular ex that she can't get out of her head.
While I was working with a certain firm, there was this girl that naturally showed me hatred. So, one day, she came clean to me that I had the same eyes and I speak like her ex whom she had bad memories with.
Imagine if she had had a good memory of him, what do you think woulda happened? She'll find herself helplessly falling into my arms.

On the other note, guys. The more we make girls cry, the more they get more feminine. Not cheating or nothing, but by strictly standing our grounds. Women can never be tamed but they you can get them to respect and honour you at least.

There was this girl who had A1 in silent treatment.
If she felt offended, the next thing is for her to go silent and form busy.
And I used to just give her time and she'll be back the following day. So one day, I said to her: "I understand that you can be angry, but taking your silent treatment up to 48hours is the end of this relationship. I appreciate your companionship but my honour as a man is mostly important to me".

She thought I was joking. About a month, she did her silent thing again. And I didn't just wait for 48 hours, I blocked her after the first day. I guess she remembered what I said and called me with an unsaved number 12PM the following day.
I already blocked her everywhere so she couldn't reach me, the reason for the unknown number. She was shocked, that was the day she knew she was in trouble. She left her place of work under the guise that she wasn't feeling fine to come to my house. Come see the way a whole baddie was begging.
You see, men are very intelligent but women make fools out of men thru tactics and deceit, men are easily deceived. But as tactical as women are. They have a very terrible weakness. Women are very pruned to manipulation.
If you're very good with the art of manipulation, there is almost no woman you can't conquer. Now back to the point. I'm not saying virgins are hundred percent faithful, but I'm saying. You won't be having an unknown competition that you must exceed.


Dey chop this one dey go first. I'm about to get busy.

So what’s your body count?

The story in your write up is too much, unnecessary I must say, I got lost with what the main topic was about because of the stories.

Bahamas95:
If you don't cūm that means you wasted your time and energy to please the bleeding gender. I'm always restless and feel cheated if I don't cūm after knacking.

Women enjoy knacking from the beginning to the end but pretence won't make them admit.....If she's tired and I haven't discharged my akamu she must look for a way to bring it out. There're many ways to kill a rat, nor gree for anybody.

Your words in italics is very demeaning

Pochettino:
We Nigerian women need to appreciate our men for always helping to boost our ego and help our mental health.

Despite the fact that we are not as attractive or desirable as caucasian and asian women, our Naija men still make sure to hype us and treat us like queens.

God bless our men dearly

Aunty please o
Me , I am attractive and desirable even more than the Caucasian and Asian women. Shuuuuu

No be all naija men get sense o
And no be all of them God go bless

As women Dey do BBL, make men go do BEEL
( Balthazar Ebang Egonga Lift)

I blame you?

Na Yeye country wey be Nigeria I blame
If not why agbero up get upper hand pass hundreds/ thousands of graduates. No be your fault o

illicit:
I think they smell pheromone too...

😏🙄

I remember him from final destination

BareFacedLies:
Sweery where have you been, it's been a while since I saw your comment here?

Abeg o
You know me??

TVTM2023:
There is a young man i know who is about to marry a Doctor!
He is in his early thirties but he is scared because of the stories he has heard about people of medical profession not making good wives or husbands!
The guy is having cold feet because also the reputation of promiscuity among female doctors and male doctors!
He is deep scared that if he married a doctor and she cheat,she will sort herself out without him knowing.
She may even falsify anything just to make him belief anything.
What is your advice concerning all these things .
Anyone to help a brother out!
This man is ok and preparations for marriage is complete but as per commitment there is a fear that his doctor fiance is not who he thinks her to be no matter her profession!
He is very tired of keeping hopes high or being a bit cool

Was he stupid When he was dating her and even proposed to her?

KnowledgePower7:
Sometimes, I get so amazed at how stupid girls can be. As in e dey shock me ..

My bro organize Olosho for me in his house
I come his house, we chill, she chop food, everywhere dey okay.

My bro come comot the house
Leaving me and the girl for parlour
I follow the girl reason, she be runs girl.

I tell her make we knack.
She come dey act uninterested, she no even want make I touch her.

I ask am again for knack
She say wetin she go gain from the knack.

I tell her say I don spend for car repair 41k
That I have small money left
I told her I will give her 4k for quickie sex

Then on saturday tomorrow I dey expect money. I go come flex her proper and take her out.

Do you know this girl refused
Saying 4k is too small

I reminded her that tomorrow big cash is coming and na 2 of us go flex. I mean am 100%. I even show her the WhatsApp chat of the vendor that will pay me tomorrow.

I tell am make she just hold the 4k for now
Make we run quickie at least 5 mins sex
4k for just quick something
Tomorrow when money show na me and her go flex..

She say No sex
That she can't have sex for 4k

Naso I leave the babe for my guy house
My guy come dey tell me say make I find am 2k.

I carry that 4k and gave it to him
And told him what happened.
He said the girl still dey his house and she thinks he has money to give her.

She done miss the 4k
Still come miss the 30k I wanted to give her
Just because of stupidity and greed

Now the big money has arrived
She get mind to tell me if we can hangout on Sunday?

Some girls are incredibly stupid
They are the weapons fashioned against themselves.

Don’t you think you are more stupid??
Don’t you think you are senseless? Begging for pu.say with your last cash even planning to spend a yet to receive money for same pus.sy? Don’t you think your financial mindset is in jeopardy??

You think you get sense pass am??
Common gerrout

You are confused.com
You told her, no more relationship. She leave you and you are still worried about her silence, what’s the colour of your problem?
She is trying to move on, so you better do same

You people will just be justifying nonsense

Wait

Cross name is Sunday??

You mean that fine guy’s name is actually Sunday

Tor

Angel sorry
Plenty people like you full ground

Oshiofe:
Please house, your advice is needed this is from a friend of mine.

I have a sister 27yrs old, who has been into a relationship with a guy for 5yrs now or more...

Last 2yrs she got pregnant from the guy, I took her to the guy's place, to confirm if he's is responsible for the pregnancy , he didn't deny that he's not responsible, but he's said he's not ready to get married to my sister now.

I tried all I could to force him to marry her, we have met the guys parents several times with my mom and my brothers but it didn't work out...


I even planned to chase her away from our house but my mom chilled me. Later she gave birth and it was a boy , the stupid guy started showing interest claiming she cares, bring foodstuffs and money.

I warned my sister not to receive anything from him, unknowingly to me she has been receiving money and other things from him at the back.

I later found out, that he even sent money to my sisters account to pay for hospital bill , I got angry the day I noticed that, and got mad at my sister, and she made arrangement with the guy and left our house to a place where they guy rented a house for her with the baby. I felt sad about her attitude, but decided keep calm

In summary.

Unfortunately, the baby died this year January, we then went there and packed her load from where the guy rented house for her back home and warned her to leave the guy, not knowing she still visit him .

The worst is that she's pregnant again from the same guy. we recently met him the same story he used at the first time

My major problem now, my mom is so attached to my sister and wouldnt want anything to happen to her , because she's the only daughter she has, and can't sleep always thinking about her condition.

I swear If have money I would have locked the guy up tey tey.

I no holy oo

But your sister no sharp at allllll, she get fish brain
She too like that guy pr!ck na why she no fit leave am.
Cos I don’t know how she can be so dunce Abi na dense ni. Living with a guy that hasn’t done the needful.

Oshiofe:
Please house, your advice is needed this is from a friend of mine.

I have a sister 27yrs old, who has been into a relationship with a guy for 5yrs now or more...

Last 2yrs she got pregnant from the guy, I took her to the guy's place, to confirm if he's is responsible for the pregnancy , he didn't deny that he's not responsible, but he's said he's not ready to get married to my sister now.

I tried all I could to force him to marry her, we have met the guys parents several times with my mom and my brothers but it didn't work out...


I even planned to chase her away from our house but my mom chilled me. Later she gave birth and it was a boy , the stupid guy started showing interest claiming she cares, bring foodstuffs and money.

I warned my sister not to receive anything from him, unknowingly to me she has been receiving money and other things from him at the back.

I later found out, that he even sent money to my sisters account to pay for hospital bill , I got angry the day I noticed that, and got mad at my sister, and she made arrangement with the guy and left our house to a place where they guy rented a house for her with the baby. I felt sad about her attitude, but decided keep calm

In summary.

Unfortunately, the baby died this year January, we then went there and packed her load from where the guy rented house for her back home and warned her to leave the guy, not knowing she still visit him .

The worst is that she's pregnant again from the same guy. we recently met him the same story he used at the first time

My major problem now, my mom is so attached to my sister and wouldnt want anything to happen to her , because she's the only daughter she has, and can't sleep always thinking about her condition.

I swear If have money I would have locked the guy up tey tey.

I no holy oo

But your sister sharp
She too like that guy pr!ck na why she no fit leave am.
Cos I don’t know how she can be so dunce Abi na dense ni. Living with a guy that hasn’t done the needful.

You people should leave this woman alone
She no like Nigeria, what is there to be proud about?

Na by force identification?
She no want. Shuuuuuuuu

If L Dey her position me sef go disown Nigeria

If na Nigeria now, they won’t suspend the officials

See as he Dey talk like m u m u

Very stupid nonentity

Tor
But why him Dey video am
Na the video don put am for trouble
Is he a nympho? Cos over 400?? Make it make sense Biko

diamond68:
As you know husband and wife are spiritual twins brought together by the universe. The wife is like electron and husband is proton . When husband dies before wife it means he was destroyed by his lower self however the wife dying immediately after shows his karma is fully cleansed and so he didn’t have to die so he is reborn again through the woman and so he colonized the body of the baby born to re-enter the world again while she had to die because his lower self is now dead and he is freeborn. No more spiritual shackles. Expect that baby to be some divine being

Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh chim

Una go leave Una problem go Dey debate about America and its problems.

Ibrahimado:
I understand your point, how about defending her, and her boss escalate the situation and it involve police and they have the evidence and you know, we are in a lawless country and it resolve to court case because they have the evidence. Please tell me, how can I stand by her now. I will be glad to learn from you.

Be like you no take vow during your wedding

Abi , ain’t it ‘ for better for worse ‘ again??

You don’t have to do anything

Love yourself

Na because you no love yourself na why you Dey seek validation from another person, Adam for that matter.

Will the man also change for you? Abi na only you wan change for man.

She no get relatives wey she Dey fear??

How did tongue get into the fight
I thought they use hands and legs to fight
Were Dey sticking out their tongues while fighting Abi did they decide to kiss during the fight?
Cos how did Fatima get hold of mitsura’s tongue ni tori olohun