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Christianity Etc › Re: Priest Apologizes To The Family Of Alter Boy He Knocked On The Head by ukaface(f): 10:53pm On Sep 27, 2024
Na e be say that adamic nature never comot from your body .

Which one be mistakenly?
Like you hand fly comot from your body with no control and mistakenly gave him a hard knock ?

You are joking sir
Food › Re: Kill A Fowl: Ladies Be Honest , Can You Do This? by ukaface(f): 9:57pm On Sep 27, 2024
I am not a killer
Fashion › Re: She's Thanking God For A Successful BBL Surgery by ukaface(f): 9:57pm On Sep 27, 2024
Mtcheeeew

Radarada


To what end?

Old age go tell am
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor John Ogbonna Dies While ‘Praying, Fasting On Abuja Mountain’ by ukaface(f): 9:53pm On Sep 27, 2024
Them tell am say God go deliver Nigeriahuh

Na Nigerians suppose deliver Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Oshodi People Complaining Of MC Oluomo by ukaface(f): 4:02pm On Sep 25, 2024
Even me wey no sabi English, know say na save instead of safe. Them use their accent spell am na why
Crime › Re: Joseph Efe Who Lures Abuja Hookup Girls Speaks (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:58pm On Sep 25, 2024
ViceGovernor:
It's called delusion grandeur....it's a French word for people who think highly of themselves....I know who I am in the society, I know my level on the ladder so I don't think I suffer from that.
Maybe a little paranoia yeah I definitely suffer from that.


So tell me would you say you are a beautiful or ugly lady? Honest reply.

Crime › Re: Joseph Efe Who Lures Abuja Hookup Girls Speaks (Video) by ukaface(f): 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2024
ViceGovernor:
Sweetheart i'm far from a psychologist...but at times I use lies to bring out the truth... (Reverse psychology)

I did that with you and it worked beyond my expectation...you have no clue who are chatting with.
I confirmed my suspicion about your[b] hatred for ugly girls[/b]....by saying you have a soft spot for them....you hate them more than anything and I also know why that is.
I've been opportuned to know many beautiful women like you and you all have some things in common every single one of you.


The truth is unpleasant to you, you are already denying it and that tells me something.
You mentioned something about me having pride.... sweetheart I am the most humble person you will ever know.
@ bold: 😂😂😂, who am I to hate ‘ ugly’ girls . Do I have the power to create anyone?
You are confused
You know what you have?

Grandiose delusion
Food › Re: Two Antelopes, Two Porcupine And A Crocodile Killed By My Brother by ukaface(f): 1:12pm On Sep 25, 2024
flyinnizam:
do u know plants are also living things? why kill them?
I kill plantshuh
Crime › Re: Joseph Efe Who Lures Abuja Hookup Girls Speaks (Video) by ukaface(f): 6:37am On Sep 25, 2024
ViceGovernor:
I don't judge o....I never judge a book by its cover, at least not all the time.

I just checked your profile and I can see you didn't put any pic
I would have been able to give an accurate analysis of your personality if you had put a pic to your profile.

One thing is certain, given the way you jumped to the defence of ugly girls I can tell you have a soft spot for them... correct me if I'm wrong.

You also like to be lied to because you prefer it to the truth....the truth is usually unpleasant to you cos you don't know how to handle it.

I hid an observation in one of the sentences above.
It is something that scares you, I await your reply so I can confirm my suspicion 🙂.
Wait wait🤣🤣🤣
For your kind you think you are a psychologist??
From your comments I can also depict that you are the type that give false information whilst basking in pride.
I have soft spot for ugly girls, are you serious? Because I’m making a comparison between beautiful and ugly? You said beautiful = corn, and I ask ugly =?. Suddenly you are giving me analysis of who you think I am.😏

Truth is unpleasant to me, are you okay ? How did you even conclude that I love to be lied to?
Permit me to say that you just spewing trash thinking you are one bad psychologist, Abeg Abeg make I hear word.
Food › Re: Two Antelopes, Two Porcupine And A Crocodile Killed By My Brother by ukaface(f): 8:52pm On Sep 24, 2024
flyinnizam:
do u eat chicken or ram ?
None
Crime › Re: Joseph Efe Who Lures Abuja Hookup Girls Speaks (Video) by ukaface(f): 7:00pm On Sep 24, 2024
ViceGovernor:
Na if you take a survey....you will discover that a greater portion of unfaithful partners are the women well endowed with beauty and that's a fact not a maybe.

I'm not projecting my fears to anyone....I simply quoted a proverb and you are taking it the wrong way. The truth is never pleasant.
There are ugly women and there are beautiful ones.
The less good looking ones, a good percentage of them mostly stay loyal while the other ones are usually promiscuous and arrogant with so many negative traits in terms of cooking, building a home, financial management don't even get me started on their negative side it far outweighs the positive, you know it, I know and everybody knows it.
The only thing they know is sex.
As a man with temper issues my brain has already known which ones will be suitable to me.
You trying to guilt trip me to call that fear will not work.
I have seen too much in my short life to be hoodwinked by beauty cos it never lasts forever.

Once I see a woman I can predict what kind of person she is just by looking at her face, that is my plague.
I am yet to look at your picture but I already know a thing or two about you.
Ever heard: never judge a book by its cover?

So what’s the ‘ a thing or two’ you already know about me?
Food › Re: Two Antelopes, Two Porcupine And A Crocodile Killed By My Brother by ukaface(f): 4:51pm On Sep 24, 2024
flyinnizam:
It's been long I posted things like this but i am partially back. If you are an animal right activist and you eat cow, goat, fish etc please rest o.
so why did he kill them?
Crime › Re: Joseph Efe Who Lures Abuja Hookup Girls Speaks (Video) by ukaface(f): 4:50pm On Sep 24, 2024
ViceGovernor:
Extremely beautiful women scare the fvck out of me.
And I hate sharing my woman with anybody
I will definitely choose my peace of mind rather than kill someone's daughter....cos they will most certainly never be satisfied with one man.

I will always go for moderate looking ones with the curves 😊
You are using your fear to explain to others, because you want them to be like you
Because you fear beautiful women you likened them to corn planted on the roadside and you feel your analysis is right ? SMH
So moderate looking ones ain’t like corn planted by the roadside? So no one can share your moderate looking woman?? Dey do Wetin? Dey play
Funny how you don’t go for the ‘ ugly’ ones
Crime › Re: Joseph Efe Who Lures Abuja Hookup Girls Speaks (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:47pm On Sep 24, 2024
ViceGovernor:
Sweetheart it's not my fault if you don't understand the proverb.

Most men desire beautiful women and they don't care if the women are married so they will always attempt to steal her away from the husband.

A farmer who plants corn by the roadside is at risk of losing it to thieves.

What is synonymous with both examples there?
Use your upper before you start attacking me ma.

You seem to be offended by the word "UGLY"
Don't be cos there's nothing we can do about it.
It's just the reality we live in.

Some people are good looking, some people are ugly
Some people are wealthy some people are poor
Some people are old some are young.
Some tall some short.
So who would you end up with, or who have you ended up with
Beautiful woman or ugly woman?
Crime › Re: Joseph Efe Who Lures Abuja Hookup Girls Speaks (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:19pm On Sep 24, 2024
ViceGovernor:
A man who marries a beautiful woman and a farmer who plants corn by the road side both have the same problem 🙂.
Bro help me with 1k pls
Wahala
So ‘ ugly’ woman has problems with what crop?

Una too Dey talk off point
Crime › Re: Joseph Efe Who Lures Abuja Hookup Girls Speaks (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:18pm On Sep 24, 2024
Eiyaaaa

You lure girls to steal their phones??😂🤣🤣
This one no sabi lie

You can easily steal the phone of a careless person in the public
You book room just to steal phone
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Tied To Luggage In Car Boot Over Hike In Transport Fares by ukaface(f): 3:15pm On Sep 24, 2024
And everyone seems fine with it
Y’all see yourselves as Animalshuh
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Not ‘no Man’s Land’ – Oloja-elect, Abiola Kosoko Warns [VIDEO] by ukaface(f): 3:01pm On Sep 24, 2024
mikeapollo:
Modakeke and Ife war is not different from the many inter-tribal wars in Yoruba land. No tribe in Nigeria has fought more intra-tribal wars than the Yoruba. But Yoruba is Yoruba in spite that we fought ourselves in the old times due to quest for dominance! But the history that binds our ancestry is same and unblemished.
Modakeke and Ife are Yoruba. Or are they from SE or SS?

If Yoruba are not the owners of Lagos, you are free to go and displace them and install your traditional kings and chiefs. Maybe you envy the place and want to be part of the indigenes.
Is like you don’t understand English o

I’m asking innocently o
Okay, na Yoruba get Lagos according to you
Okay, I’m now asking innocently, which of the Yoruba people get Lagos? Ife? Egba? Oyo?
Na just answer I Dey look for o
Or y’all don’t want to bask in the pride of that knowledge?
Abi I Dey speak Latin ni

Simple question wey I ask thousands of Una don descend on me. Innocent me o😂🤣🤣😂😂
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Not ‘no Man’s Land’ – Oloja-elect, Abiola Kosoko Warns [VIDEO] by ukaface(f): 2:58pm On Sep 24, 2024
richie240:
And what concern is that to the ndi-interlopers?

Will it not be madness for an hausas man to be shooking mouth in igbo affairs? If so then what's the business of umu-chukuma nzeogu on how a region far from theirs should govern their affairs??
cool
I want to know becaUse I’m curious to know, how is that a bad thing to know kwanu? Be calming down oga

All these things you are doing is screaming low self esteem.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Not ‘no Man’s Land’ – Oloja-elect, Abiola Kosoko Warns [VIDEO] by ukaface(f): 2:56pm On Sep 24, 2024
Chucks13:
Woman so the way I respect you and told you to face your front no do you baa?

Don't ask for rule 2 by the time I feed you witth what you are asking for okwa ya? Ok na.
Okwa yahuh What’s that?😂😂😂😂😂
You are threatening me with rule 2, after replying me with the f word and obviously been tribalistic??

How does okwa ya fit into that statement now?😂🤣
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Not ‘no Man’s Land’ – Oloja-elect, Abiola Kosoko Warns [VIDEO] by ukaface(f): 2:40pm On Sep 24, 2024
Chucks13:
I will not respond to your silly comment because I saw(f) in font of your moniker. I'm sorry I don't engage female meber on any argument here. Thanks.
You backed off from answering my question because I’m a female?
Or because you know I called you to your bullcrap
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Not ‘no Man’s Land’ – Oloja-elect, Abiola Kosoko Warns [VIDEO] by ukaface(f): 1:23pm On Sep 24, 2024
mikeapollo:
Yoruba is Yoruba!
Do you have any other Yoruba originating from your home town or village?
See this one too
When modakeke fight with Ife, Shebi one can differentiate modakeke born Yoruba from Ife born Yoruba. True they are Yorubas, but from different region Abi? And there was a tussle over land. So why them no agree say we be Yorubas o, don’t let us fight?
Simple question o
Which Yoruba get Lagos? You Dey feel like say I insult you.

Be wise na
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Not ‘no Man’s Land’ – Oloja-elect, Abiola Kosoko Warns [VIDEO] by ukaface(f): 1:16pm On Sep 24, 2024
Chucks13:
Yoruba is Yoruba carry your hate to your region.

Uou people should leave SW alone go to your own region and f e c k to hell
I have hate?😂😂😂😂😂
I dunno why yall just feel unnecessary emotions , like you are being attacked if anyone says anything about Yorubas.
Una get inferiority complex??😂😂
Low self esteem Dey Una blood?😂😂
Wetin be all these one sef?😂😂😂
Simple question, very innocent question’ which of the Yorubas get Lagos? Very simple o😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fast fast you formulate am to I have hate and even used the f word.
You get sense like this?

Nawa o
Somebody cannot ask questions without y’all wailing of hate. Tor!


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Not ‘no Man’s Land’ – Oloja-elect, Abiola Kosoko Warns [VIDEO] by ukaface(f): 1:07pm On Sep 24, 2024
CollectMoney:
Sure, lagos is the property of the Yorubas.

That the Yorubas even get worked up on this non-issue is bewildering.
Be specific of the Yorubas
Which of the Yorubas own Lagos?
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Not ‘no Man’s Land’ – Oloja-elect, Abiola Kosoko Warns [VIDEO] by ukaface(f): 1:06pm On Sep 24, 2024
Why is he talking about it all of a sudden again?


We don hear
Oya carry the Lagos go collect money from bank
Or carry am go heaven. Shuuuu

Lagos is a no man’s land, Oya come and beat me
Celebrities › Re: I Need A Man, Actress Juliana Olayode Beg Friends To Help Her Find A Man - Video by ukaface(f): 9:42am On Sep 24, 2024
Not to body shame her, just me being concerned

JULIE GO AND LOSE WEIGHT OOOOOOOO
Romance › Re: I Know Many Runs Girls Who Married Their Clients by ukaface(f): 9:39am On Sep 24, 2024
ExAngel007:
"I know many runs girls who married their clients. Real men do not care about your past" - Nigerian man says


A Nigerian man, Kosi Ugo, has asserted that men are attracted to bad girls and don't care about a woman's past.


Ugo, who stated this in a Facebook post on Saturday, September 21, also said that he know many ‘runs girls’ who married their clients, adding that a retired ashawo can still have a happy home.
So make all of us turn bad girls?
Abobi even said ‘ good girl no Dey pay’

Make God sha help person

Una Dey confused.
Romance › Re: Man Gets Blocked By A Lady He Wooed For Asking If "She's An Orphan" (pix) by ukaface(f): 9:36am On Sep 24, 2024
This story don give alpha male better orgasm😂😂

Y’all should know this is not just a Nigerian girl thing, girls all over the world have entitlement mindset.



So make I even ask, guys Wetin you Una want from a prospective girlfriend?
Someone who has her own money and won’t ever ask you for anythinghuh
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Cubana Chief Priest, Kiddwaya, And Soso Visit Pastor Tobi In London by ukaface(f): 9:20am On Sep 24, 2024
Davido and this his g unit chain
Neck no Dey pain am?
Politics › Re: Police Confirm Arrest Of Man Who Tied Up 25-Year-Old Woman In An Abuja Hotel by ukaface(f): 9:17am On Sep 24, 2024
OfoIgbo:
Igbo ladies should be mindful of their association with Yoruba men.

This Yoruba guy from Ondo would have killed this Igbo lady.

Igbo ladies should know that there are evil men around, and should make an attempt to only stick with their own kind.

Today, descendants of Igbo women who were fathered by Yoruba husbands are being considered omo ale in Yoruba land.

Igbo women should only stick with Igbo guys, so we can maintain our superior stock, and keep reproducing the most intelligent people in the world.
Abeg
How in the world did you just shift this thing to tribalism? Nawa oooo
Igbo guys never do bad thing to Igbo girls? Abeg jare, this talk no follow.
Politics › Re: Police Confirm Arrest Of Man Who Tied Up 25-Year-Old Woman In An Abuja Hotel by ukaface(f): 9:16am On Sep 24, 2024
This girl is 25??
This one wey be like my aunty?

25?

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