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Romance › Re: How Do We Explain This? by ukaface(f): 11:07am On Oct 09, 2024
Zonefree:
If she's not olosho, wetin she come be? A nun? undecided
Opposite of olosho according to you is nun

If your sister/wife/daughter is not a nun, then your sister/wife/daughter is what??
Ans: olosho, ryt??
Celebrities › Re: Isaac Fayose Asks Longer Prison Stay For Speed Darlington Amid Burna Boy’s Case by ukaface(f): 11:01am On Oct 09, 2024
The truth is bitter na sha Wetin I know
Travel › Re: Verydarkman Calls Out Airport Staff Over Passenger Extortion(video/photos) by ukaface(f): 10:59am On Oct 09, 2024
NIGERIA NO GET LAW

NIGERIANS NO DEY FOLLOW LAW
Travel › Re: Verydarkman Calls Out Airport Staff Over Passenger Extortion(video/photos) by ukaface(f): 10:58am On Oct 09, 2024
techbro1:
This boy is bored. Someone needs to employ him
I think he needs more support

It’s high time Youth fight for Nigeria

I fear for VDM though, because power Dey

But he is doing what you can’t do and it’s a good thing.
Travel › Re: Verydarkman Calls Out Airport Staff Over Passenger Extortion(video/photos) by ukaface(f): 10:56am On Oct 09, 2024
capatainrambo:
just see your stupid dead mentality. Smelly animal
Sorry to dabble in ooo

You don’t like Vdm??
Travel › Re: Verydarkman Calls Out Airport Staff Over Passenger Extortion(video/photos) by ukaface(f): 10:55am On Oct 09, 2024
Calitoscassius:
So she can afford to pay 1million to bloggers but arguing over 5000 naira? What kinda bloody nonesensical crap is that?


So this guy just noticed this practise at Naigerian airports?
Seems you don’t know the extent of decay in Nigerian airport

You pay for every darn thing, pay for your relatives to go in with you, pay for trolleys, pay for the people that will assist you with the trolley, pay the customs for stupid reason, na so them go use ‘ bless us’ deaf you.
Should it be so??

Why Nigeria
Them swear for us

NB: the pay no be legit pay o, I mean BRIBE. And the bless us is an entitlement trait, you Dey craze to bless person with #500? Them go hiss for you, their bless us is from 1k.

How will you be working, and no shame catch you to Dey say ‘ what do you have for us, bless us’
Travel › Re: Oyibo Man Who Came To Nigeria In 1967 Share His Story With Nigerian Abroad (vid) by ukaface(f): 10:10am On Oct 09, 2024
He was telling ikechukwu
Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington's Fan Declares Him Missing by ukaface(f): 8:46am On Oct 08, 2024
God please look

Akpi please be safe ooo

God abeg oo

He makes me laugh

Chukwu biko
Celebrities › Re: VeryDarkMan Fans Threatened To Kill My Daughter! - Femi Falana (Video) by ukaface(f): 8:45am On Oct 08, 2024
Abegi

Who knows whether na you be the godfather sef
Celebrities › Re: Saheed Balogun's Daughter, Zeenat Is Dead by ukaface(f): 8:19pm On Oct 05, 2024
May her soul find rest
Music/Radio › Re: "Full Time Job": Phyno, Burna Boy And Flavour Seen Celebrating Phyno's New Album by ukaface(f): 3:37pm On Oct 04, 2024
I love all the songs

Being vibing to it since morning
Grateful
Nwoke esike
Do I
Anthem ndi eye
Sweet karma
Men Dey show face
Deep
Trouble maker

In short all of the songs na 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Literature › Re: She Lost Her Virginity To Her Gym Instructor, Few Days To Her Wedding. by ukaface(f): 1:27pm On Oct 04, 2024
Jane sorry o
But how she loose virginity by just standing? E no pain am? Na so dem dey loose virginity??

Better luck next time
Celebrities › Re: My Uncle Doesn’t Dance Online – Wizkid Mocks Gov. Adeleke Over Fued With Davido by ukaface(f): 1:37pm On Oct 03, 2024
Wizkid is a mumu oooo

Thank God I never liked him or his songs

He has taken over from black face and eedris

Acting like a kid that he named himself
Yeyenatu
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Attacks Davido ! (video) by ukaface(f): 3:14pm On Oct 02, 2024
This beardless man Abi na kid is high on jealousy

See person wey p diddy oil
Politics › Re: Youths Attack Yoruba Community In Kaduna, Burn Their Houses, Cars by ukaface(f): 3:35pm On Oct 01, 2024
Tor
I thought there’s a relationship between Yorubas and hausas
Politics › Re: Police Attack FearlessInOctober Protesters In Abuja (Video) by ukaface(f): 10:48am On Oct 01, 2024
EreluRoz:
Nigerians you all are not ready. Keep celebrating Peter Obi who was the MAJOR DISTRACTION in the last election thereby paving way to what we have today.

Peter Obi is actually responsible for what Nigeria is going through but you all are not ready for this discussion, you all are not ready to analyze Nigeria politics with your senses. Ina ruwa na
Se o fi ori gbale sha?
Celebrities › Re: VeryDarkMan Addresses The House Of Reps, Provides Evidence (Video) by ukaface(f): 5:50pm On Sep 30, 2024
VDM don cause Wahala for Nigeria ooo🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I like him
Crime › Re: All Tattoo Have Meanings... ßÚŤ ĨŦ ŶŐÚ ŚĔĔ ŤĤĨŚ ŐŃĔ ŔÚŃ Ő by ukaface(f): 11:22am On Sep 30, 2024
But the tat is nice o
Politics › Re: October 1st Protest, South West People Are Not Interested by ukaface(f): 11:20am On Sep 30, 2024
helinues:
A nationwide protest should be a protest that will take place in all regions in Nigeria.

With the exception of some regions claiming they won't be protesting, it's better to cancel all the protest until all the regions agreed to stage the protest together.

The south West People are also pulling out from the protest. Let those who still want to further should do so from their respective home region. Take note of the words home region.
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
E don pain you?
Business › Re: See what I experience with a market woman today by ukaface(f): 11:18am On Sep 30, 2024
Born2winnx:
I just left the market just now not too far from my house, can you believe I wanted to buy fresh fish so I can prepare something nice for myself this evening to go through the weekend.

Madam how much you dey sell your fish, she brought one out and said 7k..I was surprised and ask for one? She say ehh.. you go buy me join.

Never in my life have I felt insulted with the way she said it, this is someone that all what she's selling in the basin is not up to the sandal i have on my leg putting on.

I wanted to give her gbas gbos but had a second thought, due to the economy of the country people Will have false impression of the whole thing.. maybe I don't have money to afford her market meanwhile it's different scenario of someone who doesn't know how to talk at all.. I just left her shade.

This is not the first time I have encountered this kind of market women and sometimes they will make you feel as if you came to beg for their goods.

You might be seeing them hustling and struggling in hot sun and cold weather and feel sorry but if this people tell you word you reason your life the whole day.
Did you just start going to market?

Have you tried pricing foodstuffs from a Yoruba woman before?? You go cry blood
Celebrities › Re: Asake Attacks His Fan, Breaks His iPhone In France (Video) by ukaface(f): 11:15am On Sep 30, 2024
Make asake buy am new phone

Case closed

I don’t even know what he sings sef
I see his music I skip
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Releases 'Evidence' Against Bobrisky Ahead Of Hearing by ukaface(f): 11:11am On Sep 30, 2024
All I’m saying is
If yall want Nigeria to be better and you are supporting bob then you have missed your direction

Here is an open daylight corruption in your face
He was charged for money laundering, he further bribed to escape and ontop of it deceived Nigerians that he was in prison. Tor! Came out and still deceived Nigerians that he spent time at the male correctional facility.

Now a leaked phone call is brought to our knowledge by VDM instead make Una see the atrocities Una Dey here Dey support rubbish.

If you supporting non may Nigeria never be better for you.

See the decadence this guy is causing, giving light to homosexuality that it pays and that it’s wealth linked if you turn gay. Una no well
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Releases 'Evidence' Against Bobrisky Ahead Of Hearing by ukaface(f): 11:07am On Sep 30, 2024
VIKTO83:
There's no evidence here against Bob.
The man who went to radio station to blab is not a serving prison worker.
He was just making mere assumptions of what could have transpired based on his experience. So those who are presently serving prison warders will give a true evidence if need be.
The voice record cannot be admitted for lack of merit or that d source cannot be trusted.
Nigeria legal system dey somehow and people never realise it yet.
But wait fess
Bob is a man, that goes down on men
So why should they be worried if he gets teared up?
Then them for put am for female, since he has features of female and won’t possibly sleep with the females since he is a fa.g.
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Releases 'Evidence' Against Bobrisky Ahead Of Hearing by ukaface(f): 11:05am On Sep 30, 2024
Lanruze:
Anybody that supports VDM is either not too smart or not too educated.

In all this Femi Falana gave VDM an option of apology.

In the 48 laws of power, law number 5 is very explicit and sunnict your reputation is everything, guard it with your life.

VDM opened his wide mouth to call-out a whole Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) with over 50 years of hardwork and defence of the human rights of people without concrete proof and believes that there will be no consequence, then he must be joking.

As an Ekiti Man that Femi Falana is, I trust him to take action so that the loud mouthed VDM.
Abegi
Yen yen yen
Won’t you call a spade a spade?

We are talking Vdm and bob, you are saying falana.

Is falana guilty or not?

Even carry state enter, this just shows how myopic your reasoning is
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Releases 'Evidence' Against Bobrisky Ahead Of Hearing by ukaface(f): 11:02am On Sep 30, 2024
Goodman2023:
That man is not a prison official... his statement cannot be admissible in court. Study the law before you comment... people are reading to learn from us... If you don't know the law, keep mute
the man statement may not be evidence enough
But there are two contradictions
First. Th leaked recorded phone call had bob saying he stayed out of prison
Second. The interview bob had with bae u , bob said he spent it with males

So you see say contradictions??
Politics › Re: Timothy Olatunde Kolawole, Tinubu’s Look-Alike by ukaface(f): 5:36pm On Sep 28, 2024
Baba
You no resemble am o
Politics › Re: Nigerians Now See That Hunger Does Not Have Tribal Marks —Dr Yemi Farounbi by ukaface(f): 5:32pm On Sep 28, 2024
EyeCumInPiss:
Na true my brother.

I regret voting for this man-made disaster called Tinubu. cry
oh
Sorry o
Accept my sympathy
Christianity Etc › Re: Priest Apologizes To The Family Of Alter Boy He Knocked On The Head by ukaface(f): 10:55pm On Sep 27, 2024
How can you give such loud knock on the head because of microphone?

And the father of the boy Dey say it’s normal

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