₦airaland Forum

Because them wan die early

Hiaaaa
So because both of you drink garri together, you are suddenly entitled to getting his money

Thought the entitlement mentality is only associated with females, males don enter too?

One Nigeria

How can anyone think Nigeria is one?

We are not one, and can never be one

Israel never know Wetin Dey do am

To Dey talk on behalf of emilokan don tire am

Obyangel:
When men were boys, King Sunny Ade is a legend.

King Sunny Ade finished the first son of Odogwu Osadebe and many people never knew that Osadebe married a Yoruba beautiful diva and gave birth to Shina Peter.

King Sunny Ade used jealousy and juju finished Shina Peter after Shina Peter's hit track. Since then, Shina Peter never see road.

Lesson: Always be close to your father.

What the heck are you saying

Osadebe born shina peters

Are you okay?

Zonefree:
If you call them sex objects now, they'll start another protest.

One person gave a statement, you Dey generalise am as ‘ them’

Who carried out the research?

Biodun556:
Na wa

S. East why?

All over the Internet, it is bitterness

I think it's high time I Started believing statisense

If not that you are tribalistic, why you go pick south east to talk about? Why can’t you see the result and pass? Must you talk about south east? Must you show how insecure you are?

Them no born am well

Calitoscassius:
What about the bread seller? She would lose profit

Yes na

At least her bread saved someone

Them for tell am make e take am as he is obviously hungry

Helping the needy na good thing emilokans need to imbibe.

SEGLIZ:
the hunger is everywhere but stealing isn't the solution.

What is the solution?

SmartPolician:
Why are Nigerian environments always so disgusting? If you see a Nigerian market, it always looks terrible. What do those men who tax sellers do with their taxes? Why can't they cement the market floor? Just imagine how the market will look when it rains.

Na today?

That person wey expose am no try
E for leave am make he chop

Two of Una vote emilokan, you still use wickedness pay am back by exposing him
Not fair

The best things for awon emilokans na to Dey steal from each other. How you go Dey the same club still Dey pepper Una self join.

Lailai
Nigerians must vote for Tinubu, most especially Yorubas.

If them no vote Tinubu, then I go know say that they are insane.

KORLAR:
A degree and the 4m he wants to travel with? I'd gladly take that than doing a menial job overseas.

ngbanu
No Wahala o

KORLAR:
Lol. How can anybody with a degree be comfortable washing toilets? An occupation without career progression. If you start washing toilet just for initial gains, there’s every chance the person will die washing that toilet unless he saves enough to start a business in Nigeria.


How many opportunities are open to immigrants who didn’t obtain their degrees abroad?

Even those that studied there struggle to find befitting jobs.

Best advice is to get a befitting job before going at all.

Or kuku Dey for Nigeria with your degree and see how far it takes you

Aje

Afobaba33:
Can you help me to travel out of this nation?

Tor
Unfortunately
I can’t
I’m sorry

Verydarkhearted:
My guy just use 60k enter Ghana your life will be better. Use the remaining to invest in Ghana and become a big boss. Unless you want to go and wash toilet in Europe with your 2.1 bsc.

You know you really don’t have to feel bad washing toilet in Europe
No one needs to know what you are doing?
At the end, you make your money, and when you come to naija no one will know you clean toilet for survival.

There are opportunities to leave the toilet cleaning if you want to

CyrusVI:
So na only Ajibode dey Ibadan?

Or cause of Ajibode, make Dem cancel out the whole Ibadan?

Your Asaba, na everywhere for there be small London?
Rest abeg

Who be this one
The picture is showing how well structured Ibadan is, but that’s not the reality

If government see this one now them go talk say Ibadan Dey okay, better show the true picture of Ibadan and let everyone be aware of how bad the roads are.

Dey plaaaaaaayyyyyy

Same Ibadan that ajibode road gave me headache because of its bad state?

omooba969:
Who be this one? 😏

Abeg getat.

See this one

Ko si lo

Why are South Africans voting?

omooba969:
They always want to dress like us, trying so hard to be us! 😏

You just had to spew rubbish
Being going through the comments and no one spewed rubbish like you, you eventually showed yourself

Why are you wearing English clothes? Why not wear your tribe’s attire upandan
Or why are you speaking English, rather than your own language

Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.

so when you asked her, what did she say?

This picture looks AIish

yomi531:
Some guys just mature for face oo. No be say them Old. I was thinking this guy was a graduate all along. Like e for don finish school tey tey. Congratulations sha

him still fit old make e be say he enter school late.

essentialone:
There's this guy who started working at my workplace in February last year. Of all the ladies that were there, he chose to make only me his friend. We got along well. He asked a lot of questions, and I gave him detailed responses, I was indirectly orienting him. Within a few weeks, he was already receiving accolades from our boss for working hard and being diligent.

All the ladies started throwing themselves at him, but he didn't really mind anyone. He kept only me as his friend, and it made me happy and proud.

About two months later, he invited me for dinner at a restaurant around the airport residential area. I went, and after we had spoken for long, he made it known to me that he admired me and would love for us to start a relationship.

I was already in l0ve with him before he made that proposal but I didn't want him to feel like I was yearning for him or I already wanted it like the other ladies so I turned down his proposal at that moment. He didn't talk much, he just said it was fine and then we went home.
Days later, he got me a flower and some perfumes and added a note that he wanted me to reconsider his proposal. That was where I fell completely in love with him but I wanted to play hard to catch so I told him I wasn't ready, that I was still recovering from my ex and was scared of men.

He tried again for the third time by taking me to the beach and trying to convince me he was different. I told him at the beach to give me some days to think about it. Three days later, he asked if I had thought of something, and my response was simply "not yet."

Bro Kwaku, can you believe that from that time till the guy never asked me anything concerning relationship again? I waited days for him to ask, so I tell him I was ready, but he never did. He only discussed work, work, work with me. I was single and waiting for him to just raise it.

What should I do now as a Lady?

#Copied

Go and tell him na that you are ready

You snap person groin and you say this is the person face.
Aunty wey no sabi English, you Dey okay??

Oshokhai69:
She’s not pretty!

She is

Oshokhai69:
Have you seen her face? 🤔

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her face
She is pretty
You can’t see her and call her ugly

Oshokhai69:
He was so confident they wouldn’t be evicted because according to him, him mama sabi mobilize votes 😅

No wonder