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TravelRe: Which Country Gives Visa To Nigeria Passport Holder Easily.. by ukaface(f): 3:16pm On Sep 04, 2024
Afobaba33:
Can you help me to travel out of this nation?
Tor
Unfortunately
I can’t
I’m sorry
TravelRe: Which Country Gives Visa To Nigeria Passport Holder Easily.. by ukaface(f): 2:01pm On Sep 04, 2024
Verydarkhearted:
My guy just use 60k enter Ghana your life will be better. Use the remaining to invest in Ghana and become a big boss. Unless you want to go and wash toilet in Europe with your 2.1 bsc.
You know you really don’t have to feel bad washing toilet in Europe
No one needs to know what you are doing?
At the end, you make your money, and when you come to naija no one will know you clean toilet for survival.

There are opportunities to leave the toilet cleaning if you want to
TravelRe: This Is Ibadan Nigeria by ukaface(f): 10:45pm On Sep 02, 2024
CyrusVI:
So na only Ajibode dey Ibadan?

Or cause of Ajibode, make Dem cancel out the whole Ibadan?

Your Asaba, na everywhere for there be small London?
Rest abeg
Who be this one
The picture is showing how well structured Ibadan is, but that’s not the reality

If government see this one now them go talk say Ibadan Dey okay, better show the true picture of Ibadan and let everyone be aware of how bad the roads are.
TravelRe: This Is Ibadan Nigeria by ukaface(f): 8:02pm On Sep 02, 2024
Dey plaaaaaaayyyyyy

Same Ibadan that ajibode road gave me headache because of its bad state?
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Looking Amazing At 64 by ukaface(f): 5:08am On Aug 29, 2024
omooba969:
Who be this one? 😏

Abeg getat.
See this one

Ko si lo
FashionRe: Miss Kwara Received Over 3000 Votes In One Day Mostly From South Africans by ukaface(f): 10:41pm On Aug 28, 2024
Why are South Africans voting?
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Looking Amazing At 64 by ukaface(f): 10:33pm On Aug 28, 2024
omooba969:
They always want to dress like us, trying so hard to be us! 😏
You just had to spew rubbish
Being going through the comments and no one spewed rubbish like you, you eventually showed yourself

Why are you wearing English clothes? Why not wear your tribe’s attire upandan
Or why are you speaking English, rather than your own language
RomanceRe: She Cooked Noodles And She Lied. Red Flag by ukaface(f): 10:18pm On Aug 27, 2024
Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.
so when you asked her, what did she say?
RomanceRe: Kanye West's 'Mad Man' Fashion Outfit That Got People Talking (Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:07pm On Aug 26, 2024
This picture looks AIish
CelebritiesRe: Brain Jotter Graduates From University Of Lagos, Signs Out In Style (Photos) by ukaface(f): 3:55pm On Aug 26, 2024
yomi531:
Some guys just mature for face oo. No be say them Old. I was thinking this guy was a graduate all along. Like e for don finish school tey tey. Congratulations sha
him still fit old make e be say he enter school late.
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys No Longer Persistent, When Chasing Or Toasting Ladies? by ukaface(f): 12:57pm On Aug 26, 2024
essentialone:
There's this guy who started working at my workplace in February last year. Of all the ladies that were there, he chose to make only me his friend. We got along well. He asked a lot of questions, and I gave him detailed responses, I was indirectly orienting him. Within a few weeks, he was already receiving accolades from our boss for working hard and being diligent.

All the ladies started throwing themselves at him, but he didn't really mind anyone. He kept only me as his friend, and it made me happy and proud.

About two months later, he invited me for dinner at a restaurant around the airport residential area. I went, and after we had spoken for long, he made it known to me that he admired me and would love for us to start a relationship.

I was already in l0ve with him before he made that proposal but I didn't want him to feel like I was yearning for him or I already wanted it like the other ladies so I turned down his proposal at that moment. He didn't talk much, he just said it was fine and then we went home.
Days later, he got me a flower and some perfumes and added a note that he wanted me to reconsider his proposal. That was where I fell completely in love with him but I wanted to play hard to catch so I told him I wasn't ready, that I was still recovering from my ex and was scared of men.

He tried again for the third time by taking me to the beach and trying to convince me he was different. I told him at the beach to give me some days to think about it. Three days later, he asked if I had thought of something, and my response was simply "not yet."

Bro Kwaku, can you believe that from that time till the guy never asked me anything concerning relationship again? I waited days for him to ask, so I tell him I was ready, but he never did. He only discussed work, work, work with me. I was single and waiting for him to just raise it.

What should I do now as a Lady?

#Copied
Go and tell him na that you are ready
CelebritiesRe: Queeneth Agbor Caught A Ride-Hailing Driver Masturbating On Duty by ukaface(f): 3:36am On Aug 26, 2024
You snap person groin and you say this is the person face.
Aunty wey no sabi English, you Dey okay??
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 3:32am On Aug 26, 2024
Oshokhai69:
She’s not pretty!
She is
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:09pm On Aug 25, 2024
Oshokhai69:
Have you seen her face? 🤔
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her face
She is pretty
You can’t see her and call her ugly
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:06pm On Aug 25, 2024
Oshokhai69:
He was so confident they wouldn’t be evicted because according to him, him mama sabi mobilize votes 😅
No wonder
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:03pm On Aug 25, 2024
God
Why Tjay still Dey that house?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:49pm On Aug 25, 2024
Na like that Zion go take go house

Was he thinking they won’t / can’t be evicted?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:28pm On Aug 25, 2024
bentenny:
Omor Sooj and Nelly ship don capsize proudly orchestrated by Ebuka😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:27pm On Aug 25, 2024
Payporte01:
And the guy answered the question well
He try
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:26pm On Aug 25, 2024
Ebuka wan make Kelly loose guard

🤣😂😂
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:25pm On Aug 25, 2024
Soooooj ooooo🤣😂🤣
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:18pm On Aug 25, 2024
Onyekaaaaa!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:11pm On Aug 25, 2024
Mickey go say e don die😂🤣
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 6:54pm On Aug 25, 2024
Is zinwe up for eviction?
Cos why is Zion dressed like that
Forum GamesRe: You Mistakenly Picked This Wrong Luggage At The Airport, Your Next Step (picx) by ukaface(f): 9:09pm On Aug 23, 2024
If I no keep the bag make I know Wetin cause am
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Highest Oil Producing States - NUPRC by ukaface(f): 2:27pm On Aug 20, 2024
PureFace1:
no Igbo is feeding me, you are just delusional
You too Dey lie

Igbo Dey feed you
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 1:50pm On Aug 20, 2024
Abeg o

Una wey sabi cook
Which method of yam porridge be this wey wannixhandi dey cook o
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 1:49pm On Aug 20, 2024
Na wanni dey control handi
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Highest Oil Producing States - NUPRC by ukaface(f): 1:44pm On Aug 20, 2024
PureFace1:
No one is more bitter than Igbos

And you are not feeding anyone when you cannot even feed yourselves in your 5 barren east without trooping out.
How are igbos bitter?
You are clearly bitter with your statement bayi o
Take a chill pill, igbos are not your problem
No be them Dey do you

Again, go kee yourself egbon. Igbos Dey feed you gangan, you especially
CrimeRe: Awesu Mojisola Morufat Murdered: Pastor Ogunse And Son Arrested by ukaface(f): 11:28am On Aug 20, 2024
Omo
The craze for money is mad gan o
This jobless teenagers just want to have money quick, them no wan suffer, them no wan work. Quick and easy money. Parents need to do more o
Social media is causing more harm, more menace
Government don’t even care that their corruption is eating deep into the society most especially affecting the younger generation
Nawa o
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Highest Oil Producing States - NUPRC by ukaface(f): 11:24am On Aug 20, 2024
RepoMan007:
did I mention tribe?
See this one
You Dey even fear
Come out with your full chest and say your mind
Na today?

One of your brother wey Dey BBN don kuku show him full chest for TV, you still Dey here Dey hide under shade. Using region as per you are regionalist and not tribalist

Dey play egbon
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Highest Oil Producing States - NUPRC by ukaface(f): 11:21am On Aug 20, 2024
PureFace1:
He is just stating facts though

You guys have been making a lot of noise on how you are the one feeding all of Nigeria with the crude oil production from your region and south west barely contribute to Nigeria, the fact has to be set straight, that the production of crude from your region is not much not the usual propaganda.
Yes we are the ones feeding all of Nigeria, Oya kee yourself
Bitter souls all of Una get

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