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FamilyRe: Say Me Hi To Your Kids If You Still Remember This. by ukaface(f): 4:39pm On Aug 10, 2024
Thank God I no remember
My heart been don skip beat
RomanceRe: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f): 11:40am On Aug 10, 2024
advanceDNA:
So u think a thief would be happy his money is stolen......as in you have not heard that single mothers don't want their own sons to marry single mother...... de playing u hear....

Even you won't want your son to marry a retired olosho even if your son has fvcked many girls.... Everybody uses double standards when it comes to their personal interest... No dey form
Abeg o
Speak for yourself
Christianity EtcRe: Verydarkman Storms Disability Home, Tests Prophet Jeremiah’s Miracle Water by ukaface(f): 10:12am On Aug 09, 2024
VDM like Wahala sha

Edo men and stubborn head
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 4:01pm On Aug 08, 2024
Handi: what the fvck man, what the fvck Mehn, what the fvck man, what the fvck man😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 4:00pm On Aug 08, 2024
Titaniumental:
Why Chinwe abi na Chiwe con dey rake
me I no even know
I sha heard her saying them Dey do round table talk about her

I bn dey doze off when I hear wannI shouting at Onyeka
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 3:57pm On Aug 08, 2024
Titaniumental:
Just in
Na Wanni and who?
onyeka
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 2:52pm On Aug 08, 2024
Abeg una wey Dey watch, Wetin screen Dey show
I wan know whether na live thing I Dey watch for twitch.
RomanceRe: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f): 7:02am On Aug 08, 2024
Lalami3232:
And you believe it's just 20? 😆😅😅😅
Whatever a lady tells you about her body count, multiply by 3, then add 4 to it, you get the exact figure.
Do we do same for guys?
‘Whatever a guy tells you about his body count, multiply by 3, then add 4 to it, you get the exact figure’

Shiooor
RomanceRe: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f): 7:00am On Aug 08, 2024
DarkCaesar:
I know your types……you are trying to find a consolation with his?
Point of correction o, I’m not into any ‘ types’
Consolation with over 30 body counts ?🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

God Abeg o
EducationRe: Are Yoruba Or Igbo Kids The Most Illiterate Tribe In Nigeria ? by ukaface(f): 10:56pm On Aug 07, 2024
Salewa97:
This data just proves the obvious. Igbos love to brag about their intelligence, but when it comes to actual results, they are lagging behind. Instead of crying foul, maybe it's time to reflect on their educational priorities. No amount of noise can cover the truth. Time to step up!
So with the ‘stats’ your tribe does not need a step up call??
EducationRe: Are Yoruba Or Igbo Kids The Most Illiterate Tribe In Nigeria ? by ukaface(f): 10:55pm On Aug 07, 2024
Philipponzaghi:
Igbo people always like to brag about their education, but these stats don't lie. They need to step up and stop thinking they are better than others. It's clear the numbers show a different story.
IGBOS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS
EducationRe: Are Yoruba Or Igbo Kids The Most Illiterate Tribe In Nigeria ? by ukaface(f): 10:54pm On Aug 07, 2024
AllenSpencer:
Now you have to look at the level of illiteracy!

An illiterate from the East cannot even match his counterpart from the West. He is unexposed, unenlightened, and even archaic to modern norms. Double with his accent that identifies him anywhere he goes.

Illiteracy got levels!
Demonized with hate😂😂🤣

You don jam those Ibadan girls? Wey be say them Dey school but still nothing to show for it, have you heard them speak? Or those ondo girls😂🤣🤣🤣

Omo! You go shame
RomanceRe: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f): 10:49pm On Aug 07, 2024
😂🤣🤣😂😂
More than 30 body counts Dey find virgin😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
RomanceRe: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f): 10:47pm On Aug 07, 2024
ravensckar:
I hope I'm seeing properly? A 28 year old lady With a BODY COUNT of almost 20? huh huh

For a lady to garner such amount of body counts points to several things;

1- She could be a loose girl who can't keep her legs closed. i.e Cheerful giver.

2- She could be a dumbo who isn't hard to deceive. i.e those Indomie & Egg kinda b1tch.

3- She could be an immoral girl who sees no big deal in getting laid by any guy she's casually dating. i.e those sarewagba kinda girl.

If you cannot see anything wrong with any of the above, then, you need to go for a MENTAL EVALUATION because you're obviously low on cerebral fuel. huh huh

Funny enough, if you investigate further, you'll realize it's way more than 20. Most of today's guys didn't really learn anything from their Dads. May God never allow me raise a foo.l for a son. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Then for a guy that has more than 30 body counts , points to several things likehuhhuh??


Abi your knowledge no reach guys own, only girls.
RomanceRe: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f):
ebijimi7:
Good day guys, its a beautiful day today.
I'm here to bore you with my wack stories again , If you check some of my thread you would realise there are so many things that disturbs me that I've come here to seek advice for,and the good people of the house always help with advice.
Ok let's get straight to the point

I lost my fiancee last year October 2023 I was suppose to get married to her June 2024 but death took my joy away (May her soul continue to rest in peace)
After crying brooding and weak emotionally for months I eventually landed in the hospital and i was admitted for weeks because I had blood pressure as a result of over thinking.

It wasn't a easy one to be sincere I lost weight I couldn't eat for days neither can I drink because she was so dear ro my heart the only woman I've loved with all my heart.

To cut the story short after going for meditation and counseling I decided to try the relationship markets again but I kept meeting crazy hungry girls that were not delivering infact I even dated a girl for one week and we broke up I dated 10 girls between the month of December to May I lost hope in love.
Then hen i was about to theow in the towel I saw a girl on my friends status so I asked him about her, so he told me about how the girl is close to him that she's a family friend so knowing how many heart breaks the girl has been through in the hands of the guys and knowing fully well that I am a lover boy too he decided to help me talk to the girl because mu friend kept saying his family friend has ate so many break fast and he really felt bad, so after link up we started dating she moved in with me to know my kind of person it's been 5 months now all I see is just a replica of my late fiancee, she cooks, she clean, she motivates me, prays for me lend me fund when I'm broke buys me gift and created that friendship
I acknowledged all this good characters of hers but my fear is her body count she wants to be loved and each time she feels her exes loves her they get to break her heart after getting down with her so I decided to ask about her body count and she told me it's less than 20 but is 20 not too much for a 28 years old lady and she said she is sad because she never wanted to be giving her body here and there but ofcourse we guys knows ourself until we get down we don't back down.
Is it worth it since its her past or I should take my bag and leave, note that it's not certain I would see a virgin, even my own body count is more than 30 if I'm being honest here
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh
More than 30??

Aaaaaah
Mummy come and see o

Aaaah
Na like this Una Dey do?

Person wey get more than 30 Dey suspect person wey get less than 20😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
God Abeg oooo
Humans are funny
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Enforcing Curfew In Bauchi Open Fire On Residents, Kill 5, Injure 8 by ukaface(f): 10:35pm On Aug 07, 2024
Gwo gwo gwo gwo
FoodRe: Titus Sardine Now ₦1,000 Under Tinubu’s Government (picture) by ukaface(f): 9:13am On Aug 06, 2024
So anyone that talks against Tinubu is igbo??

Well Tinubu no Dey try sha

Oya
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:13am On Aug 06, 2024
creolehunt:
Totally agree.

He even claimed to be a consultant the other day. Consultant of which specialty, he no talk.

Consultant, as in he spent years in Residency to end up coming for BBN
😂😂🤣😂Omo!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:43pm On Aug 05, 2024
Oshokhai69:
I thought the same about Kassia. All she does is laugh. Nothing else 😅
The girl no sabi book

I’m sure she can’t hold any conversation
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:36pm On Aug 05, 2024
EreluRoz:
Honestly I'm not feeling them. Boring
Swears
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:33pm On Aug 05, 2024
This BBN is boring
So the only way for one to trend is to ship?
Na love island?

Plus, that kassia girl seems like an olodo to me, when she ought to talk she go Dey smile upandan, talk…. MBA
Then when she finally talks—- she sounds weird

The twin girls: especially wanni just Dey do like say she never see man, kpekus just Dey scratch am

Victoria Dey there like sadist

Anita: just Dey

That tjay dey try form intelligence wey no Dey, therapist nonsense

Others just Dey do like Wetin I no know

No vibe, nothing
Boring set of people.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:22pm On Aug 04, 2024
Oshokhai69:
After TJ told Mike what caused the fight, na so Mike sef call Femi say Femi fukk up for the game based on TJ’s explanation 😂

Luckily Femi na happy guy. If not, another kasala for burst.
only that mickey didn’t say it in a condescending manner
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:20pm On Aug 04, 2024
Avedonn:
Yes, she's likable, but I don't think you can be as slim as Anita.
why can’t I be as slim as Anita? I fit even slim pass am sef😂😂
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:16pm On Aug 04, 2024
I like Anita
Maybe cos I’m slim too
#teamslim
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:06pm On Aug 04, 2024
Estellie:
Make this Ben and his boring partner come dey go house abeg.
😂😂😂😂
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:06pm On Aug 04, 2024
Ghenghen ghenghen

Tjay leave Ben, you can’t speak rudely to him and expect him not to react

Even if you felt bad about loosing, as the therapist you claim to be you could have approached Ben differently and not make him feel like he’s daft
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:03pm On Aug 04, 2024
Oshokhai69:
You no support your fellow Londoner? 😏
Abeg I no support o
Make e go back to his wife

Stressing something wey don already finish
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 9:56pm On Aug 04, 2024
Make this Tjay gerrout from my screen

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