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One of the few persons my mum knows as a wrestler

I Dey come sir, make I go call her for you

This woman is stoopid o

Which kine witchcraft is this one bayi

Least she no be Igbo, omo
Igbos for don chop backlash finish

But see how everybody is calm?

Just get married to her already

Don’t y'all know about family planning? You know how to construct your problem with good English ( e fit be ChatGPT) but you don’t know how to save yourself from unnecessary financial burden of caring for extra mouth by just ensuring family planning or abstinence sef.

Again, just get married. Because who you wan leave single mother of two for?

GreaterFuture:
Alright.
Anywhere you are in the world, anywhere at all, especially for Nigerians (and Africans) in the Diaspora or overseas, you can watch this.

Abeg ooo
Where people in diaspora fit to watch am?

orohbiro:
Pls I Will be traveling to Europe soon pls Incase I go into a relationship there will I be entitled to half my boyfriend properties if we break up together pls I need an answer pls

Nawa for you o

Nawa for you o

If na your brother girlfriend come ask you this question, Wetin you go tell am

Make I no talk Wetin Dey my mind sha

Oh chim
Nothing wey I no go jam read for this NL

Well
Na why sometimes you just need to keep quiet, no be everything you go Dey talk

But this woman sha, na bully
Watching that Lagos housewives made me see how nasty she can be.

Xso666:
Hello nairalanders, I am new to this forum and I was introduced by a friend of mine to this forum to seek advice on how to go about my marital issue.

Here is the problem, I married my wife a virgin and as at that time she was almost done with schooling as I met her when I went to stay with a friend around her school area. So we connected and then I told her I had interest in her and I would like for us to be in a relationship so she agreed and we started dating.

Fast forward to 2024 she was done with school so I went to pay her bride price and then brought her over to Lagos where I stay and then we started living together as husband and wife.

Everything has been moving fine after I disvirgined my wife and I felt like I was the luckiest man on earth and I feel like I already made it in life because I believe as a man if you get a good wife then you have solved 80% of your problem the remaining 20% will be making money to sustain the family.

So of lately I notice my virgin wife became so addicted to sex that she barely can’t go a day without sex and I am ready to give it to her any day any time.

So I traveled for work sometimes around feb 2025 and I stayed 2 weeks over there so when I came back I decided to take a stroll with my wife to get something down the street so I noticed as I was getting something she greeted a guy that sells female stuffs in my street so immediately I turned to talk to her she quickly discharged the guy and then they both acted like they were not talking together well I was unbothered because I mean the guy is just a trader doing his business and maybe she bought something from him and so I suspected nothing. Not until I noticed my wife likes going out to get things and she would spend time outside and this is something she doesn’t like doing before so I thought she is getting used to the Lagos life and so she is enjoying herself now and comfortable now in Lagos. I never had any insecurities whatsoever because I don’t believe she could have anything to do with any man since I married her a virgin although I know she has high sexual drive but I still think she can’t do no such thing.

Fast forward to sometimes around June I traveled again but this time somewhere close to where I live so I told her I would be spending a week or more and so I left to work getting there we lodged and waiting for update as regards to why we are here so on the 3rd day the contractor called and said we should all go and come back that the job has been rescheduled till the next month so I decided to go back home that same day since it was not far from where I stay so I tried reaching out to my wife’s number but she wasn’t reachable so I thought her phone was off, so I boarded a bus home to relax and break the news to her only to find my house locked and my wife wasn’t home and her phone was not going through so I managed to open the door using my spare key and then went inside and took my shower then I went to the kitchen but there was no food to eat so I decided to prepare something for us to eat in the house. I tried reaching my wife again and still not reachable and it was getting late already so I was worried and was curious to know what happened to her because she’s not so conversant with areas in Lagos. So I decided to pray and take some wine while I wait to think of my next action.

Suddenly she messaged me and told me she has not been able to charge her phone and there have not been light in the house, so I asked her where she was and she told me she was in the house and then I told her to come on video call I want to show her something I got for her but she told me the ba3 will die that she managed to use this to call me so I know she’s fine well I told her there was no problem and she should do her to make sure the battery don’t die so we can communicate tonight. So I went outside the compound only for me to find my wife coming back that night with this guy that sells female stuffs down the street and she was so shocked to see me at home she shouted immediately saw me and the guy just disappeared from no where.

Till now I don’t just know what to do because I married this woman a virgin but she has turned something else and I don’t know if to tell her parents or handle this like a man within us here although she told me she didn’t do anything with him that he tried to have her but she didn’t but how do I believe that please guys help me move this to front page so I get more suggestions as I am really confused.

Hmmmmmmm

That your wife Dey lie fire

Ahn ahn

MrHandsome2013:
I met this girl online based on parole and I fell in love with her.

We started dating and everything is fine.
When I asked her why she was doing OS.

She told me that she is the one sponsoring her self in school and none of her family members are supporting her.

I intend to wife but scared of her past.
I have listened to many online counseling videos that a woman’s past matters a lot.
She had told me she is now changed person.

Then I came up with lies that in our culture that if a woman cheat outside marriage that she will run mad immediately that if she can cope with that.
She told me it is fine , that she did os to support her school

In other words
She quit OS , and you in turn will have to support her whilst in school
Abi you think she would quit OS because of you when you no Dey drop any support?
If she no see support from you, back to the streets o

I sha know say wahala go Dey between him and Oko Beyoncé because e be like that one no show up for am.

RandomFellow:
Actually, this is good to know. I wish R-Kelly had same luck. I love both men like crazy. They made our childhood memorable

How did pdiddy make your childhood memorable ?

Commentor:
I talk am.

People simply condemn the man for nothing.

Yes, he's a freak....so what?

Is it a crime?

Na because e no reach your household

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Abi emoji no follow for characters

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C from ss1-3
A from primary to js3

14 characters more, as as how

Like if I get trillions or maybe quadrillions of dollars now?

Omo, Wetin I Dey find again?
I go stay Nigeria, no , I go relocate to Switzerland.

Nigeria no worth that kind money for me to stay😂😂😂

MrHandsome2013:
A civil servant that started working when Nigeria was booming in 1970s.

He Worked 12 years being single before getting married.
That 12 years he worked was useless.

He didn’t marry his wife properly. No wedding pic of them as husband and wife.
No house of his own, no property,
No car , nothing.
What did he do with those 12 years.

Is it the remaining 23 years remaining to serve or retire , he will achieve anything being married with responsibilities.

This my unfortunate dad never achieved anything throughout his 35 years of working.
He was busy blaming his wife for putting him in chronic debt,
Now I sat down and began to think that this man was already a failure before he got married.
Because you have use 1/3 of your 35 years as a single man yet no single achievement.

Some men don’t deserve to married.
My dad is an evil man seriously speaking,
He knew he was a devil that has failed and instead of him to go to one seminary school.

He choose to go one village to deceive one illiterate girl to marry so they will bring innocent kid to suffer untold suffering.
Is this not pure witch crafts

Nawa o
Shuuuu

Nawa for you bro

So laidislaidis you papa no do anything wey make sense to you? Is that what you are saying?

Thing is you won’t know the challenges your father faced o. Or do you think your father never envisioned himself to be in a better place?
Things happen to people, yes he worked as a civil servant but how much was he receiving? Was the money coming as it ought to? Did he have any family bukata that kept him broke? Reason some things and don’t hate on him, I’m sure he has done his best. If you think less, then you do your own and hope your child doesn’t spite you .

You are so unbelievable

She don use the thing, sotey the thing don spoil😂😂

Nawa

Yes o
Exactly

OP, I will advice you not to live with a woman o
Like you mentioned as well as others- women leave hair every nook and cranny , they won’t bother trashing the hairs.

Women bleed every month and yes, they stain every sheet or chair they sleep

Women will leave panties, dirty panties littered around in your bathroom

Women will turn your well tidied home into a trash yard

If you live with a woman, every day you go Dey vex or maybe feel irritated because your life will never remain the same.

DONT LIVE WITH A WOMAN

LIVE WITH A MAN

Men are the tidiest on earth, they don’t bleed= no stains
They don’t comb hair = no hair litters
They don’t wear panties= no dirty panties
They are so clean and tidy to stupor

Live WITH A MAN.

Nigeria

Any other country worse pass Nigeria??

So how should we help you now? How is it you needing help?
We should help you to ungay him or help you to be gay?

Obavoh:
I came back from work yesterday to see my Wife’s younger Sister in my house.

I was surprised because no one told me she was coming. I greeted and welcomed her.

I later called my Wife aside and asked her why she did not inform me that her sister was coming to pay us a visit. That was when she broke the news to me that the girl was 3 months pregnant and had to leave the village because of shame.

My Wife begged me and even called the girl to come and kneel and beg me to allow her stay until she puts to bed.
I was very angry at my wife for that.

I would love to help the girl but the problem is

1) My Father-in-law is not aware that his Daughter is pregnant. Only my Wife and Mother-in-law knows.

2) My Mother-in-law has not called to plead with me to let the Girl stay under my roof. My Wife asked me to call their mother to confirm but I think it should be the other way around.

3) I am currently managing a one room apartment with my Wife and 7 children. The place might not be conducive for a first time pregnant Girl. Feeding her is not a problem.

4) I am afraid I would be the one to pay her Medical bills, antenatal and all. When I asked my Wife she said her mother would pay but I don’t believe this judging from personal experience.

5) What if the girl suffers miscarriage or complications? God forbid. I might be held responsible.

Please advise me on what to do. My creator sees my heart that I would love to help but I am afraid. Should I let her stay or send her away?
How do I do this without losing the respect of my Wife and Mother-in-law. What is the best way to help the Girl?

Hol up

Hol up

You have 7 kids
Omo!


Well, I think your father in law needs to know o because if he finds out he won’t like it ooo. My 2 cent

And take your wife or yourself for family planning.

tunapawizzy:
yyou people are raising weak children in the name of she is just emotional
If we talk too much now, they will say we were not raised with love.

Raising weak children?
How?
Because she cried over the gift she received?

Hiaaaaa

So the expression’ tears of joy’ na Wetin?
Oh, don’t you know people express excitement in different ways? How is this about being weak?

You expected her to bone face?

Smartcitizen:
Be a good policeman una no go gree, now see the result.

You come out, you attack people and intimidate young people and you think it will be well with you and your family?

Na lie..... Karma is waiting.

You know this man one on one?

Cos this your generalisation no be here o
What if he is not a bad policeman?
Or you think ALL police officers are bad?

abc115:
This Picture Shows Power is Transient

God Bless President Bola Tinubu
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

God bless kwa? For what ?

Y’all be funny sometimes