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After the clash between Aiye and Eiye at Ebute-Metta, operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad from Mushin arrested me over the murder of the four rival members that I had killed during the clashes. I spent three months in the cell. When I came out, I returned to my members and we celebrated my release.”

The kuntry is fvcked. He spends circa 24 days in jail per murder, yet others are in for a decade with no charge. This oyibo sweet pass!

[quote author=Arewa6 post=87848832]‪First Coup In Nigeria 1966. ‬
‪Watch how corruption started in Nigeria....

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lol. So your arewa boys since 70's have curtailed corruption abi?

Clap for una!

dazzlingd:
Why should we listen to her...what does she know, what's the quality of the substance in her head. olosho has no business with the affairs of the nation.
She should crawl back to do what she knows how to do best

This is why Nigeria will never prosper, for idiots like the above. In saner climes, inhabitants heed the message and ignore the person. In Nigeria,
frustration, jealousy and poverty hard wires some people's brain that they cannot make a factual judgement call.

Anyway, make I relax for obodo abeg. Continue with your crabs in a barrel mentality.

enemyofprogress:
small boy. I go soon find job for you for mortuary and you go dey on permanent night shift

Keep typing, I go drop them N2000 to create space for you.

That photo day scare me, burying under the window in the compound. Haba. Naija which get land everywhere. I no walk for that compound at night!

The video definition of.......BY FORCE!

Amozever12:
What's this one saying?? U think he is like ur dullard president that has nothing to offer his ppl, except 2mins convik 1-9 message??

Ni55erians are so predictable. 100g of soaked garri coming your way.

Noel19:
Olodo! Just a typographical error and you're going nuts. See your life...... intelligence quotient is predicated upon grammar. Little wonder you and your ilks still went ahead to vote for an incompetent man to govern you.

Alright...LOL

Noel19:
Calm your nerve! You think there's is like this your shithole you call country?

Your grammar is appalling. Please join your JS1 classmates in the boys quarters, adults are in the big house.

Lie, lie, he just wants to avoid the daily press conference..

You want to see his televised address from Aso Rock abi.

Only when researchers say... "Covid has jumped to Cows, 5 Cows will die globally this year" will you see Lights, Camera, Action.

southniyikaye:
this shit is irritating naw, see me scratching my body
Are you going to eat those tiny ones too?
Na like this Corona virus take start for China o

If you believe that western bullshit, you must be a clown. They have been eating that food in Asia for 4,000 years. How long have we been eating bush meat. When HIV started, maybe before your time, they said it came from Africans...here this, fucking and eating monkeys. So, don't believe the white man media, there is always an agenda behind it.

I understand them on the same level I know the average Naija brain is hardwired for money and status.

LOL

If Coro no get you, mosquito will take over. If you dash the mosquito well, he go suck all the Coro out from your body correct. if you survive that, entrepreneurial agberos will be looking through windows like vultures...

The step-children of poverty and thirst are coming....

[quote author=Patrioticman007 post=87777924]What women have the most Animalistic behavior?

The step-children of poverty have arrived....oya

Low self esteem ni55a...see your hero below

We know why she lived in the US...the freedom is enjoyable. RIP

Make this thing mash up Kyari immune system...virus does not see positions thankfully

Apart from the Protectorate of Boko fiefdom...

[quote author= post=87689256]These are the kinda day to day activities Nairalanders need to be careful about[/quote]No more soiled, grilled meats for me. Enjoy the next 6 months of Buharinomics.

Elites children are the ones that travel out the most as Nigerians, lets hope they return and do the needful.

The elites will be the first to get tested. If you have money, contact me for your test kit.

Wait, so because I am from Abia, in Enugu State - nothing will happen to me too. LOL.

These narco-christians are too much, ignorance kills quickly.

[quote author= post=87653140]This sh#t is getting more serious each passing day

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We can all start by CLEANLINESS,
Washing our hands, and keeping our immediate environment clean and safe.

Ehhh, so you were not washing your hands before..

He don fall his own hand

wman:
Sad.

Why do many Brazilian footballers fall to hard times? They rarely have long-lived disciplined careers. Especially the superstars.

A result of the poverty from birth and a lack of education. Relates strongly to class and race too. You will never hear of Kaka having problem to even open his car door, let alone use false paper enter sovereign country.

Nbote:
Most countries.. Even some immediately quarantine anyone arriving from risk countries

Flew through Naija, UK and France, last week. No testing anywhere, just forms. Last, last this thing go spread well. Italians been flying around the world since Feb knowing the virus fresh in their blood.

An example... today
Colombia has recorded its first death late on Saturday. The victim was a 58-year-old taxi driver from the coastal city of Cartagena, the health ministry said in a statement. Earlier this month he had two Italian tourists in his taxi and two days later presented the first symptoms, the ministry said, adding the man had untreated hypertension and diabetes.

With the stress in Naija, can you imagine the number of untreated medical conditions


https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/22/coronavirus-news-coronavirus-live-updates-deaths-uk-italy-lockdown-spain-us-new-york-south-america?page=with:block-5e76f1088f08a08573fbf299#liveblog-navigation

onyxo76:
mehn my guy dey stuck for Uganda be that o, he suppose come back from the training he went to attend by next week

Abi ooo, he go chop tire!

I arrived in Abuja last Sat and there were people coughing and sick as hell on my flight from Paris. I just dey cover face throughout the trip. Only Jehovah knows how many have come in already. Thankfully I flew back out on Weds. Naija will get hot and does not have the capability to deal with it.