₦airaland Forum

Bossontop:

Wetin d useless apc pipu dey talk sef, nor be d same tin dem do for senate........simple case of Pot (apc) calling kettle (pdp) black (we all know say pot dey always black pass kettle sha)

All of una na d same assholeś in different boxers

THEY ARE ALL THE SAME - WE NEED A RAWLINGS/SANKARA REVOLUTION

Attn seeker on blast

Go out with your wife. Case closed.

It is our political idiots since the British left that are the primary cause of this nonsense.

I have said it many times, naija is not worth dying for hence....

They did not run away to Borno. They are just monitoring from their LGA. They will resume again in June.


https://www.nairaland.com/5821067/uk-pay-every-health-worker

trutht828:
That means Buhari will have more money to spend and pay BMC. Expect mannabbgrills to start posting rubbish again very soon. He will start hailing every nonsense from Buhari after getting alert.

Forget that diseased bat meat grill vendor! His politics match the quality of his protein consumption

AJOBI77:
Some families will be like make this bro just die make we collect the 30m

If for naija, some will be dropping their unemployed relatives...LOL

Lubrication... u never hear for better or worse. This is why some ashewo get better husband.

Families of NHS and social care workers who have died after contracting coronavirus in the course of their duties will receive a £60,000 payment from the taxpayer, Matt Hancock has announced.

The health and social care secretary said 82 NHS workers and 16 social care staff have died during the crisis. “I feel a deep personal sense of duty that we must care for their loved ones,” he added. He announced the creation of a new life assurance scheme, funded by the taxpayer, which would support families.

Hancock has repeatedly been challenged over whether frontline workers have enough personal protective equipment (PPE) to prevent them from contracting the disease.

Speaking at the daily Downing Street press conference, where he announced an increase of 360 in the number of hospital deaths from the virus, Hancock said the NHS had been able to make treatment available to everyone who needed it, throughout the crisis.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/27/families-health-staff-die-coronavirus-get-60000-payouts-matt-hancock

Let them southies suffer - they should ask the family of Terreblanche to take care of them.

Xenophobia don cast them in a new light. (Equator people should ignore them).

GreatResearcher1:
Women are very stupid sets of items

This is a perfect example of the foolishness of a Nigerian mindset.

One person makes a mistake and the jackass extrapolates to make a statement on the gender that has nourished him from birth. Some men are not worthy of oxygen.

So Aliyu makes a mistake....Obafemi encore....Uche encore.....

24kmagic:
I visited my sister recently and where she lives, there's this couple. The husband of that lady is the most useless husband alive. From sunrise to sun set, he'll be inside the room with this heat lying down like a log of wood. The wife will be the one to go out and hustle. This woman takes every rubbish this man throws at her and none of her siblings is aware. She praises him among her siblings and they respect him. But the man is an asshole. The only thing is that he's not violent. He's just useless. When I inquired about this lady to understand why she's enduring all these, I got to understand that she's from a troubled family. Her parents kept breeding children without plans for them. The father gave birth to ten children although two died. They didn't have the best of lives growing up. Their family house is nothing to right home about. In fact, the sisters are also hoping to get married in order to leave that house. This lady can't go back to face the troubles her sisters are trying to run away from. In fact, they are looking up to her. This is just one example out of many in this part of the country. There are so many of such troubled families across 9ja.

Marrying a girl from that family will be of great advantage to you I swear. The reason is because she'll do everything possible to remain married in order not to end up like her siblings. She'll endure every rubbish you throw at her because if she remembers that her father's house is not any better, she'll mellow. She'll want to be the only difference among the girls in the family.

OP, if the present one is a good girl, marry her. She'll make sure your children dont end up like her siblings.

There are some families you marry from and you can't tell the girl rubbish cos you know where you took her from. Whereas there are other families where you'll insult your father-in-law and your wife will still be the one to beg you just to stay in your house.

Where dis house oo?

ozoebuka1:


In Nigeria we have lost the sense of humanity... All we do here is measured by the amount of money you are willing to give.

Na today....

migrantDentist:
Sure. You do. Try applying from outside. So as to get a better offer. Applying from inside you may end up being at the mercy of your employer

Brother, I hail una. Your journey is inspiring for those back home who feel trapped and can begin to figure a way out. I am a Pan-africanist above a Nigerian because boundaries and land borders change, our culture/language does not (despite it being under attack). Africa has a lot to offer its inhabitants. It is a shame those white devils killed Gadaffi, because that would have been your number one destination on the continent. I knew of Nigerian and Sierra Leonean car mechanics drawing 3,000 dollars p.m when things were rosy. It was a buoyant economy.

Anyway, back to Gambia sha, I was there for a year in 2009/10, as I set up an Internet cafe in Yundun (EFAB estate), where the airport is with a Naija guy from Benin City. Gambians are ok face value, in general but they resent foreigners (Guineans, Sierra Leoneans, Naija etc...). They love their money but not their presence. Yet, they love the white stiffs coming off the plane every 2 weeks from Sweden, UK etc... and run after them like crackheads. Jammeh never allowed them to become to foolish and he jailed Imams if they began talking too much believers/infidels nonsense from their Saudi funders. He valued peace and security - but it was clear he was a a tyrant.

Security then was the best I had seen, effective roadblocks every 1 km. If you had a headache there, he would know. Funny enough, my Benin homie had bad toothache one evening (the day of an amazing 3-3 Afcon game). But he used african willpower and herbs to cure am.

Biggest problem I had there was with Gambian borders/police. Because they live off tourism, they believed their country was Eldorado. I would love to see how they are behaving now cover done lick down tourism. I will give you one quick story. I went to Dakar for New Years to chop life,
on my way back, one smallie soldier carried my bag inside his office for no reason and began swearing at me. - for no reason. That day, I no get liver for fight as I cut my foot open on a tile near swimming pool. His older papa colleague started begging me to apologise. I told him never as I did not do anything wrong. I then said that I will let Jammeh know how they were treating tourists. The smallie started shouting and saying I was not going anywhere, they how can I know his president better than him. I just got a book out from my and and sat down reading. After 1 hour, with no sight of money coming, he just dropped my bag by my side and said go....

BRATISLAVA:
Senegalese always scam at der airport

LOL. Nigerians nko.

Trust me, if you have visited/lived in Nigeria, you will know all the moves, irrespective of language

Francisayo:
That's bad....We can't combine insecurity with pandemic at this point in time.....God help o

Bros, the insecurity is the real pandemic - Buhari and cabal run around looking for loans, while foreign investors run away from Naija.

This thing is very serious. They are burying people at a very high rate. If this is the rich, connected people, imagine the poor people. This is not Covid 19, it's something else. I called someone in Abuja today with family in Kano and they said people are v scared.

Better to snap the neck rather than cut the head - as the cut head can still bite for about five mins...

This song is basically Coupe decale for the naija market... Iyanya..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YvzTizFakk


song by akobo system that was killing it a few years back...if you want to see Ivorian woman shape, each and enjoy...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULH60zBUgQE

Abidjan - la ville par nuit.

Most people go to the city, but there are good opportunities in farming - Cocoa farming/Rubber/Food.

Also, the other cities get power too. I know some serious Yoruba and Igbo tradesmen in Bouake - tiles/building merchandise

San Pedro - is a big port and money dey move there too.

I shot my documentary below in Abidjan - Paris - London about their music scene which strongly influenced Naija pop. Iyanya copied a lot of their basic call and response - couper, decaler, faroter, travailler etc...between 2006-2011 it was the best place to be for music in Africa.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mwHsi-efyg

From his gushing talk about R9, I knew there was one thing he wanted.

To be spit roasted by the Juventus squad. Haba!


For those in solo-lockdown, something for you below. We don enjoy in UK na..

agadez007:
hmmmmmmm

I can see see a Eluyemi and Habeeb
pls which ethnic group are they?

Bros, na too early for this na

No be me o. Reminds me of that trial test they had in London in 2009, when their heads ballooned to size of a pumpkin and two died when their brain burst. For a £1,000 cheque. No thank u.

CHING, CHING, Cashing out don begin.

Naija, you are fukd.

One rule for the South.

Many different rules in the North. (Even on nairaland sef with declaration - nonsense)

All hail cameraphones.

[quote author=Chicagoesontop post=88759687]Una sure say the guy head still correct ??

All you you quoting me don't know Adebayo, go and research, Adebayo has not been in good terms with his mother since his playing career, A prophet according to how it was alleged told Adebayo that his mum doesn't want his progress, and since that time Adebayo vehemently hates his mum siblings and other family members who begs on behalf of his mother.


Ni55ers and falsehoods. This is why 5G coronavirus nonsense took hold. He bought his mum and sister a mansion to live in Acrra circa 2007, they moved out, packed in tenants, collected money without telling him. After a friendly in Ghana, he went to the house and was met by strangers. His mum and sister said the running costs were too high

His first two years salary at Metz went to his mum and uncle - na entitlement killed them

He bought his dead uncle and sisters 2 cars each, which they then sold and complained that he abandoned them. They then went and did the hot radio interview in Accra. Go to Lome and get the gist on the ground from real G's - not bloggers - respect to the G's I rolled with in Kodjoviakope, tokoin and kpalime.

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It is obvious the man is mentally unstable. Sadly, Most of our Western brothers have this traits. It is not in my mouth you'll hear that the man is from Ogun state.[/quote]LOL...most! It's clear you've never left Ekiti and are still ungrateful for not receiving the 17.57 billion dollars we sent home last year.

Pls report to Lagos for Coro reload.

From just the way the mother is talking, she has been the double agent in the house. Working both sides, giving small prince what he wants since birth and then telling baba our pike no good oooo, wetting we go do! Shikena.

I would have added her to the chair resetting class.

Went back last year for 3 weeks and stayed in Rosiers Programme 4.

Before that - Deux Plateau, Pourbouet - know the town well oh. Travelled by barka, foot, taxi and private car - everywhere oooo!

NCAN reporting live from the frontline....Michael Alunomoh who gets the Darwin Award for stupidity.

blasted12:
If there's anything fake, made up to make a profit regardless of the cost to human lives, the whole country knows the source of that evil

Maybe, but one thing we are all certain of is that your mum should have terminated with a rusty shovel.