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Christianity EtcRe: Sinners In Christ Embassy,steal Millions Of Naira In Church’s Bank by ukotmi: 5:52pm On Apr 13, 2010
Still reading. Will be back wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Christianity EtcRe: Fear God and make heaven by ukotmi: 12:59pm On Apr 05, 2010
Cyberfreak:
How far? All of you?
Ok. A man really got me pissed off today and I want him to pay dearly so I want tips from spiritualists here on how to place a curse that would work on a person.
What should I recite? How many candles should I burn? Enlighten me pls. Thank you.
Well, forgive as all have said and move on with your life. But if you insist, bring to me N1 million tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue, the right ear of a viper, the piss of a hen that crowed, seven bags of rice, seven bags of beans, seven tins of palm oil, seven tubers of yam, seven goat, a cow and a carton of maltaguinness cool cool cool cool.
You must add seven bales of hollandis, seven bales of dry lace. When the items are complete then, I will teach how to love sorry, curse.  But if you cant afford these items meant for my consumption, haba, I mean to say rituals, pray for the fellow. Pray that God blesses him. This is the hallmark of love, blessing those who despitefully use you.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions for Christ Embassy Members by ukotmi: 12:34pm On Apr 05, 2010
ogajim:
Dude's acting like a clown now!

He is not breaking any law in Holland based on this or is he? It's a phase he is going through with the pot thing and you need to pray for him to get over it if you see it as such a bad idea and not this "holier than thou" 'designer perfume' nonsense, ( I had no idea men wore "perfume"wink cheesy grin

Jerry curls anyone?
@ogajim, sofri sofri, dude got to play now.Comes to NL to let off steam. Men, I wear perfume (whispers in ogajim's ears, I spray my wife's own, pls dont tell her. She buys them and now and then, I steal them and spray. grin grin grin grin grin.)
As for jerry curls, I love the effect of cold water on my head every morning. I crop my hair on a weekly basis but curls look well on some dudes. cropped hair looks good on me instead undecided undecided undecided undecided as i no fine at all.
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by ukotmi: 6:50pm On Apr 04, 2010
Kenyan 28:
Lord have mercy 2 your pple. my test was very very independed,no one told me 2 go 4 my test.NO 1 AT ALL.I didnt do the test at the healing school but in a clinic a VCT centre.the HIV test kits used in Kenya,the same that has 13 times showed 2 lines of HIV POSITIVE showed 1-one line of HIV NEGATIVE, However av neva been on medication rather managed with proper diet and a magnetic AMEGA bracelet with far-infrared on my hand which i bot 4 years.Again i lived in denial & swore neva 2 tek any ARVS coz I knew God wld heal me.My own dad knows my story!I went 2 a dif�rent doctor 2 get my results/medical report written down.Every 1 in Randburg around that clinic knew I was healed coz I CRIED TEARS of joy.for 3 hours I cried tears of joy.The devil LOST the battle when my trip 2 the healing school was succesful.God knows.Glory be 2 GOD for anointing Pr.Chris,am waiting 2 graduate on 11th 2 go bak 2 Kenya.REMEMBER PR.CHRIS HAS NOT TOUCHED ME YET AM HEALED.ITS ABOUT FAITH & APPLYING THE TRUE WORD OF GOD 2 MY BODY.
Praise God. I rejoice and thank God for your healing.Then, the miracles at the Healing School are real. I didnt know that you have done independent test. The way Kunle presented it, it looked as if to say the test was done at Healing School.See his post below. I am waiting for his reply to your healing and post


KunleOshob:
@ Kenya
I would strongly advise you do an independent test with a reputable hospital, test results from CEC have time and again proven to be false. And pleeeaaaassse DON't stop taking your medication until it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt that you are healed. Don't let them deceive you into not taking a confirmatory test in the excuse that you shd "exercise your faith". Of course their ready made excuse when their fake miracles are exposed is that the person didn't exercise enough faith.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Okotie: I Would Have Died Long Time Ago-i Was Poisoned by ukotmi: 10:46pm On Apr 03, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
I love Rev Chris Okotie for his grammar. I couldn't pronounce some of the words.
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by ukotmi: 10:32pm On Apr 03, 2010
KunleOshob:
@ Kenya
I would strongly advise you do an independent test with a reputable hospital, test results from CEC have time and again proven to be false. And pleeeaaaassse DON't stop taking your medication until it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt that you are healed. Don't let them deceive you into not taking a confirmatory test in the excuse that you shd "exercise your faith". Of course their ready made excuse when their fake miracles are exposed is that the person didn't exercise enough faith.
@Kenya
Take an independent as advised and lets have it asap.
Christianity EtcRe: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by ukotmi: 7:33pm On Apr 02, 2010
KunleOshob:
Of recent i have noticed that my dear friend and "brother" has been missing from this forum and he hasn't been posting his usual heresies. Not that i miss him, i am actually relieved that he has stop poisoning people with false doctrines [at least on this forum] but i am just curious as to what's up with him. As the older members of this section know he is a pastor to the family members of the acting president and i remember i professized that "blessings" would soon start flowing his way as a result of his connections with the acting "first" family. I also professized that he might even be appointed pastor in the Aso rock chapel were the president worships along with all the christian power brokers in the presidency. I also professized that he would soon resign from pastor chris church company and go and start his own church business.

I suspect that joagabje as relocated to Aso rock [even if just as a lobbyist] and doors might soon start opening for him hence he has less time to chat on NL, anyone who knows the where abouts of pastor Joe should let be know on this thread so i can contact Aso rock through him grin i am also looking for a political appointment tongue I promise to pay at least 50% tithe of all the egunje i collect in the course of the appointment to joagbaje's ministry. cool
wink wink wink wink wink wink Well, just remember me. I used to be an usher when I got born again newly. I can arrange chairs inside Aso Rock Chapel and dust them very well. tongue tongue tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Christians Close Eyes While Praying? by ukotmi: 6:34pm On Apr 02, 2010
If I want to eat, I keep my eyes open tongue tongue tongue tongue. You know now, My younger ones may make away with my food while I close my eyes grin grin grin grin.
Christianity EtcRe: Haiti Relief: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Raises Funds by ukotmi: 5:23pm On Apr 02, 2010
Ganjaseed:
hahahahahahahahahaha you see what i mean. And there you have some people who are ready to die for him. I think something is wrong here. "Even the very elect will be deceived"
I enjoyed our little chat today. As a journalist, I am driven by a deep passion to accurately represent anybody's view even while not in agreement with you. That informed some of the questions I raised on some of your posts. It pains me when people's views are distorted for whatever purpose.
Christianity EtcRe: Haiti Relief: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Raises Funds by ukotmi: 5:12pm On Apr 02, 2010
KunleOshob:
The article is 100% accurate, oyakhilome has a chain of self serving businesses and has amassed tremendous wealth for himself at the expense of the church yet he finds it difficult to give to haiti from his loot. He only sees haiti as an excuse to fleece the flock additionally, I am almost certain that not a kobo of the raised funds would be used to help anybody.
Okay.The article is not 100% correct.As a media person, I usually compare publications. That publication was spurred by lead story used in another magazine.Go and do a research on various publications on churches, that is, magazines that used churches as their cover stories in the recent past. I will not do you a favour of bringing the inaccuracies to your notice. I don't believe in hear say. The writers of the articles are all my professional pals well known to me. I challenge you to call them and you will be surprised at how they arrived at the lead story. In my place, we are working on why microfinance banks owned by organisations including churches are thriving. watch out wink wink wink.
Please do not be presumptuous in answers. How can you say the article is 100%. You are fast losing credibility in my eyes. but investigate deeply before jumping on any issue.Don't become like Yomi in Yomisays who quoted what he never heard and still insisted that his source is correct and always correct. This is after making him to understand that a female correspondent with Financial Standard gave me a music tape containing the statement made while in a worship session. I lost all respect i have for him cos there is no way you could insist on the accuracy of a statement you did not hear but somebody told you he heard.
Please go to Newswatch and ask after the writers to brief you more on their findings. It is time you understand how some journalists work. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed.
Christianity EtcRe: Haiti Relief: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Raises Funds by ukotmi: 4:16pm On Apr 02, 2010
Ganjaseed:
I have said it before and i will say it again. Chris has not done well raising funds for Haiti. Why does he have to raise funds when he has one of the biggest chains of business empire revealed here "http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/6751/21/chris-oyakhilome-pastor-of-christ-embassys-busines.html" What is he doing with all these money? People think very well, it would have been easier for him to raise a check for Haiti than putting people under pressure to give. How much does he gave from his pocket? nothing that comes into the CEC purse goes out to bless anybody else except the pocket of the GOC and his 419 members. STEALING BY TRICK IN THE NAME OF GOD.
broda man, smiley smiley smiley smileyThat article was lifted from Newswatch , a Nigerian weekly magazine located within the same area as CEC Headoffice. wink wink. The magazine is owing its staff almost over a year in arrears of salary angry angry angry. maybe, they wanted CEC to acquire them or lease them like they did to Minaj. I am an associate editor in a media house in located in the same Ikeja. I can give you the phone numbers of the writers of the article-Dike, Ufot, etc. So I know better.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions for Christ Embassy Members by ukotmi: 3:48pm On Apr 02, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss kiss
hugs ganjaseed. covers nose with one hand and pats him on the back. mi love you to the bones broda man. Quickly rushes to the gents, washes off all the whiff of ganja. Applies designer perfume and walks out hands in pocket.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oceanic Bank Ex-staff Meeting by ukotmi: 3:36pm On Apr 02, 2010
gbokukueba:
Guy, come on Tuesday you will know our stand, that's if you are with us.
Which Tuesday? I need to there as fast as possible. Wont wait to hit bald headed Aboh on the head with a hammer angry angry angry angry. Imagine getting a sack letter on Dec 21, four days to Xmas. Dosumu, and co need to be thrown out of the system. Meanwhile is Victor Banjo wey sign my letter? sad sad
Christianity EtcRe: Questions for Christ Embassy Members by ukotmi: 3:12pm On Apr 02, 2010
Ganjaseed:
Weed is free here my brother and we are burning it at will. I have actually not concluded yet my brother but i just made my observation known that's all.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked You still dey burn weed? runs off, covers nose and hides. does sign of the cross. and prays for ganjaseed. let him not break the heads of CEC after burning weed.
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by ukotmi: 1:38pm On Apr 02, 2010
Kenyan 28:
@sir John, i cant hold tears as I type this on fone.as i do,am inside the healing school south africa.am not a member of Christ Embasy.i traveled all the way from Kenya more than a wk ago.i sat with pple who had life threatening conditions BUT on Sunday they wa healed on graduation day.I say the lame walk,cancer die,HIV was not spared either! initially wen u talked of healin line i thot it was just a line of 20 pple or so only to witnes over 1000 pple get their miracles! I UNDERSTAND your BITTERNES IS COZ U & your FOLK DIDNT MAKE IT TO THE HEALING LINE SIMPLY COZ U HAD NO FAITH.THERE ARE INTERVIEWS CONDUCTED IN THE GROUPS ABOUT FAITH,THATS THE CRETERIA TO THE HEALING LINE.May God reveal Himself to you.Pastor Chris is a true servant of God.I WILL BE BACK WITH A TESTIMONY OF MY HEALING SHORTLY, stay tuned!
We are waiting for your testimony with proofs wink wink wink wink. If you have a valid medical report before, include it with the post healing school own. cheesy cheesy smiley smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Questions for Christ Embassy Members by ukotmi: 1:18pm On Apr 02, 2010
Ganjaseed:
@Oreawadoo

I have read your posts and answers to those who have reacted. I fully agree with you, sad enough I started worshiping at Christ embassy not too long ago here in Holland and i worshiped in one of the branches. Not everybody worshiping there knows their left and right i must confess. After worshiping there for a short while i noticed some things that where not scriptural OK and I reacted here on NAIRALAND. Check this out. its out of personal experience and not a case of them say.

[b]I have been attending CEC for the past 6 months now, If i sum up what i have seen and experience there is no difference from what i have heard of the said church so far.

I am in Holland and i attend the Amsterdam branch, let me point out some few things i have seen, though i was not there to spy, but some how i have been following the criticism of the church and the man of God himself and here is my experience so far.

The first day of attendance was great I was well received and all that and i fell in love immediately with the church and i started going there regularly. But along the line I Begin to see things which i could not reconcile with. Much emphasis is not laid on tithe and offering because of this I was beginning to say why the financial criticism ? before long it downed on me that they have their own style which other churches have not discovered yet on how to raise fund.

1. Offering for LOVEWORLD
2. Partnership offering
3. Rapsody of reality offering
3. Tithe
4. Normal church offering

All these offering is every sunday collection from members with a special envelop.

The pastor of the church has a very subtile way of presenting prosperity message, you must know the Bible not to fall a victim of that. hear this!!!!
"Jesus was motivated to raise Lazarus from the dead because the sister of Lazarus (Mary) blessed Jesus with a very expensive alabaster box oil" Meaning the woman gave a gift to Jesus and Jesus in return raised her brother from the dead. Pls read John 11:1---end

On the thanks given day last year this same man make us believe that he gave 10,000 euro as a thanksgiving offering that the year before he gave 5000 and next year he planned to give 20000. And to demonstrate this he sent for the financial secretary to bring his own thanksgiving envelop to the front of the church and it was a big envelop actually wether the said money was there or not we do not know. This strategy is a professional one.

Pastor Chris wife will soon come to Holland, guess what? every church member should contribute 15 euro each for her visitation because they plan to take her out in limo and in choice Hotel, the way this contribution was announced is what you do not want to hear. 16 couple where supposed to be marring that same day this announcement was made, these couple standing behind the pastor waiting to kiss their bride and groom but the announcement of Pastor Anita's coming overshadow everything and the pastor eventually forgot to tell them to kiss their bride until the service was over.

I do not need to talk about the lifestyle of the members of the church because am not to judge, but i noticed one thing that the congregation do not know the Bible but rather prefer Rhapsody of reality, so they can be told anything and it will be accepted without finding out if its true.[/b]

If you see the way they reacted to this post you will perfectly understand that they do not know much of what they are doing, na follow follow them be. They can die for Chris and the Church but will not give a dam about the Holy scripture that is been grossly manipulated for selfish purpose. I have told some of them that I have respect for Chris but when it comes to twisting the gospel to make them look like GOD I am not going to be a part of that period.
How is Holland? Was just reading your post where you said you love smoking ganja. Do you still smoke it? grin grin grin grin grin grin
Well,I have attended several Xtian Churches for friends weddings and child dedications. I discovered that different branches of the same church behave in different ways possibly cos human beings have different personalities. That may explain what you observed.And who knows, the money might be inside the envelope. Discuss with the members and give us a report whether they know their bible or not. My approach with xtians is ask them to show me what they are practicing, where it is in the bible.Dont conclude yet but dont give me ganja seed, NDLEA is looking over my shoulder here cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oceanic Bank Ex-staff Meeting by ukotmi: 9:02pm On Mar 27, 2010
Was also affected. cry cry cry cry. Will give you full publicity. Keep us informed. John Aboh wan carry our future play.
Christianity EtcRe: Any One Locate Abuzola by ukotmi: 8:50pm On Mar 27, 2010
tunde1200:
[b]were is abuzola nairalanders
Hiding in a little mosque near my house tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue. Heard his voice calling for early morning prayers. wink wink wink wink wink.
He came to fetch water from my well for ablutions. grin grin grin grin grin.Asked why he is not on Nairaland now, said that his internet subscription finished and Kunleosho stance against tithes made Muslims in his mosque to stop Zak-at payment cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. He will soon be back.Asked me to salute una. So if u have any message for him, pass am thru me.
Christianity EtcRe: Am I A True Christian? by ukotmi: 8:39pm On Mar 27, 2010
Survivor9:
Common people, i need answers.
Answers ke? Abeg, I have a question instead, who is a true xtian?
Christianity EtcRe: Women In Trousers: Heaven Or Hell by ukotmi: 6:17pm On Mar 26, 2010
akinolasam:
I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO ADD TO ALL THE +VES AND -VES THAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SENDING IN ON THIS POST.

my submission
1. WHEN A MAN REFUSES TO READ HIS BIBLE BUT DEPENDS ON WHAT HIS PASTOR {who should also sit down and read} TELLS HIM, YOU SHOULD EXPECT ALL KINDS OF RELIGIOUS CONFUSION.
2. WHEN THE SO CALL 'PASTOR' ALSO FORGET HIS PRIMARY CALL TO WIN SOULS AND START PREACHING & TEACHING DOCTRINES JUST TO KEEP HIS TERRITORY INTACT, YOU SHOULD EXPECT CONFUSION.
3. WHEN OUR 'PASTORS' AND LEADERS LIKE ELI IN THE BOOK OF SAMUEL DO NOT TAKE CARE OF THEIR OWN HOUSEHOLD AND CHILDREN BUT START POLICING OTHER PEOPLE YOU SHOULD EXPECT NOTHING ELSE BUT CONFUSION.
4. MANY GENERAL OVERSEERS, FOUNDERS, PASTORS, EVANGELISTS AND WHAT EVER TITLE YOU MAY WANT TO CALL THEM ARE BETTER REFERRED TO AS "KINGDOM POLICEMAN" RATHER THAN PREACHERS. ALL THEY TALKED ABOUT IS {women wearing trouser, women not covering their head, women ministering from the pulpit, women putting on ear rings; wearing lace; weaving or styling their hair; using powder and perfumes; etc}
5. ALL THOSE DEFENDING GOD AND HIS WORD FORGET THAT THEIR FIRST DUTY IS TO WORK OUT THEIR OWN SALVATION WITH TREMBLING AND FEAR. WHEN WE GET TO HEAVEN {that is if they finally make it} EVERY ONE WILL STAND TO RECEIVE HIS COMMENDATION / CONDEMNATION.

I will also want to ask few questions which some of us can help ask some of these "policemen/women" in the Church.
1. WHAT IS THE TYPICAL WEAR OF AN HEBREW MAN & WOMAN? MUST WE ALL BE DRESSING LIKE AN HEBREW OR A JEW, PETER AND PAUL, SALOME AND LYDIA BEFORE WE CAN MAKE HEAVEN? LET THEM GIVE US AN APPROVED LIST SO THAT WE CAN KNOW WHAT STYLE TO SOW WHEN NEXT WE GO TO FASHION DESIGNERS.
2. WAS THE WOMAN WHO POURED COSTLY OINTMENT ON CHRIST FEET AND LATER ON USED HER HAIR TO WIPE IT OFF WEARING AN HEAD-TIE/NOT? BEARING IN MIND THAT NO PLACE COULD BE A BETTER CHURCH THAN WHERE CHRIST ASSEMBLED HIS DISCIPLES FOR TEACHING.
3. WHICH CHURCH IS THE PERFECT ASSEMBLY THROUGH WHICH ONE CAN MAKE HEAVEN?

Pls, these preachers should be concerned on how they can help rebuild hope back to the human race. People are thirsty to know God and not on which skirt is short/long, which hair style is carnal/spiritual. We all need to always remember the story of the pharisee and the common man that met on the altar of prayers. the one who appear "HOLIER THAN THOU" was said to returned condemned and the so call sinner left justified. So remove the beam in your own eyes first.

AND TO THE DECENT PEOPLE OUT THERE, U KNOW WHAT IS PROPER AND BEFITTING TO DO.
IF YOU ARE AMONG THOSE WHO STILL DO NOT KNOW LITTLE THING LIKE WHAT IS DECENT AND MODESTY TO PUT ON/WEAR, THEN YOU SURE ARE NOT SAVED.
Avery reasonable post. I think we should also apply this standard in all the posts in the Religious Section
Christianity EtcRe: Should Catholic Priests be Allowed to Get Married? by ukotmi: 9:39pm On Mar 13, 2010
wink wink wink wink wink. I was born and raised a catholic. My dad was the parish chairman for over a decade. Before then, he was a well known choir master.
So I knew catholic priests at very close range. They should be allowed to marry. Some of them keep multiple girl friends. If I am challenged, I will mention priests from the missionary society of st Paul(MSP) and their babes. One of them got married recently and joined Anglican Church as a priest. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Its Like The Story About Christ Embassy Is Real Oh! Witnessed Personally by ukotmi: 9:15pm On Mar 13, 2010
viaro:
Love in Christianity will point out what is dubious in clear terms. There is no need for anyone who seeks that 'love' to deliberately be twisting God's Word, and that is why such behaviour should be challenged without treating the matter with kids glove (Eph. 5:11).
I think you are missing the whole point. What we are doing here is learning and hearing out what the other fellow is saying. You dont know what i believe neither where I worship. I try to tow a middle line-that xtians should avoid insults and discuss issues maturely with scriptural references. No xtian can lay claim to knowing it all.When I notice the only[i]y me knows it all attitude[/i] , off i go. No xtian no matter his level has the power to determine who enters the kingdom of God. I only know in part period.
I enjoy going thru all the posts here but the insults some posters haul here, you will think that special authority is handed over to them.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris & The Superhuman Complex – 2 Corinthians 5:17 by ukotmi: 8:40pm On Mar 13, 2010
mrmayor:
@Ukotmi,

Curious story you have there, the end always justifies the means doesn't it? sad Your revelation is you can cheat, lie or brainwash a non-believer to heave; abi? wink
haba. oga mayor. I only stated what I watched over the TV. It is not a revelation. The pastor in question preaches Christ to non-believers and yet introduces non scriptural teachings on ear rings,necklaces etc. I will never support non scriptural teachings or ideas. grin grin grin grin.
But, why should a pastor teach things not in the bible shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Its Like The Story About Christ Embassy Is Real Oh! Witnessed Personally by ukotmi: 5:18pm On Mar 13, 2010
viaro:
And what about the same verses from the Amplified??

Luke 8:2-3, Amplified:
2And also some women who had been cured of evil spirits and diseases: Mary, called Magdalene, from whom seven demons had been expelled; 3And Joanna, the wife of Chuza, Herod's household manager; and Susanna; and many others, who ministered to and provided for Him and them out of their property and personal belongings.

So, why is it that you're more inclined to paraphrased versions that seem to support your lust for money?

(1) In the first place, anyone who's seeking the gold, necklace and precious belongings of other people in order to do the work of the ministry is a thief. See 3 John 1:7 - is that example of Christian ministers what you read about taking people's gold, necklace and precious things? Paul could say, "I have coveted no man's silver, or gold, or apparel" (Acts 20:33) - and does your recommendation sound similar, huh?

(2) How many places in the New Testament did you read that the Greek word 'huparchonta' (̔πάρχοντα) was "primarily financial"?!? I have tried to check, and I'm checking again - it refers to "possession" (the goods and property that people possess), and not money. If you find one single verse that indicates it is "primarily financial", please post it. I can guarantee you that the paraphrased version (God's Word translation) is misleading - and that prolly explains why you were happy to quote it.

Sorry, sir - it was not Peter that asked for the perfume to be sold; rather, it was your predecessor JUDAS the thief who piped up about such merchandising in John 12:3-6 ~~

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Are you following in the steps of your predecessor, Judas? I guess that if there ever was any WOF expounder, it was Judas. Well done, Joagbaje.
Please as a xtian,is it not possible to discuss issues in xtianity without hurling insults and abuses? I wonder whether we are walking in love or trying to show off our knowledge?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris & The Superhuman Complex – 2 Corinthians 5:17 by ukotmi: 5:00pm On Mar 13, 2010
Tudór:
I once watched a video where Pastor Chris said he once misplaced his pen on his desk and needed it urgently to write. Since he could not find it he then laid hands on his paper and 'decreed' a pen to appear and one came out of nowhere!

Let someone say I'm lying then I'll know you CEC lot are a bunch of liars. . . . I'll try and remember the title of that video.
I watched it also. Infact my cable TV on now but tuned to PressTv of Iran wink wink wink wink.The name of the tape is: The word in you. He said that he held his bag and prayed, opened it and took out the pen. Tudor haba grin grin grin grin. he didnt say he decreed a pen to appear and one came out of nowhere cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.

The op did not hear him well. I still insist that pastor Chris said that he sustained a cut and put the flesh back. He didnt say he cut himself deliberately People need to understand simple use of grammar. I had a cut when peeling oranges can also be rendered: I cut my self while peeling oranges. I think some posters are looking at CEC with coloured eyes. Even little mistakes like typing Christ instead of Chris are used to explain what doesnt exist, that CEC people refer to him as Christ. This is not true but little errors in typing.
I listen to a lot of preachers over the cable during weekends and cringe at some blatant mistakes some of them make but will never make a post of them. If i should consider the behaviour of many xtians including pastors, I wont get near a church gate. True, the ones that disturb me most is outright distortions xtians post here. I think the most important thing now is to pray for one another until we come to the unity of faith.

let me give this example, while listening to testimonies on a cable xtian stattion, a young lady came and gave a run down how she used to operate in the spiritual world. Then she added that women should not wear ear rings and necklaces. Ear rings she said was to block women ears while necklacesare used to drag them like goats to hell shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked. I cringed cos there is no scriptural basis for this. Could you believethat the pastor, a very popular one came and aacknowledgedwhat the young lady said as a new revelation? He now quotes her to justify why sisters should throw away ornaments.
I starred in unbelief at what he said but one thing, he is wining more souls into the kingdom than my self. I have known the pastor for some time. he has done a lot for the spread of the gospel. Despite the error, he taught the people on the death, resurrection and ascension of Jesus Christ. he taught them that Jesus is coming again. Ear ring or no ear ring, the gospel was preached. harlots, robbers etc are repenting during his preaching.
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Faith:what Is Faith? by ukotmi: 7:03pm On Mar 12, 2010
InesQor:
@Enigma: LMAO

This is what Jesus said about people like Uwakaneme

Telling lies in the name of faith, issuing a dud cheque, where is the line drawn for faith and crime? Wahala dey!!!

Edit: By the way, it seems WOF people have taken down the story from PM news, cos it's no longer there on the website.
Which kain allegation be that one?

I tire for some people on this forum. who are word of faith (WOF) people? undecided undecided. Every xtian is a word of faith person. All these lengthy grammar na mere intellectual exercise. I dont pay attention to all these partitions in xtianity-orthodox.evangelical, pentecostal,charismatic, word of faith. abeg, which divisions will come next. All of us are xtians bought by the precious blood of the lamb period.
Christianity EtcRe: Its Like The Story About Christ Embassy Is Real Oh! Witnessed Personally by ukotmi: 6:51pm On Mar 12, 2010
Another thread on CEC? embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris & The Superhuman Complex – 2 Corinthians 5:17 by ukotmi: 7:56pm On Mar 05, 2010
Cephas_007:
Hello,

I did hear him very clearly. I remember his exact words - "when I first discovered these things, I would cut some/part (not sure which word he used here)" . . . I also remember his demonstration as he said this.

He wasn't talking about "sustaining" a wound.

The only time he talked about sustaining injury was not about himself, but about Jesus as a little boy. He said he was sure that Jesus as a little boy would heal up (you know, X-Men style grin) whenever he sustained an injury as a little kid. I didn't mention this part in my write-up as I the first example was enough to drive home my point.

I also noticed that in your post you did not ask if i heard him correctly but simply asserted that that wasn't what he said. Just dunno what to say to you. I mean, he (Pastor Chris) has said more damning things than that.

Lastly, you said you saw the said broadcast/video. I don't know, I wasn't there with you. But I'll bet it wasn't the same video we saw or it was you who didn't hear him well or simply didn't believe your ears! grin

You read my write-up? Good. I was in a restaurant and watched that video with just one other person (a guy) and he was just as surprised as I was after Pastor chris said that he used to cut out part of his flesh and put it back. I know what I heard okay? I just wonder why you're so quick to defend him even though he's known to say crappy stuff like that.
The video i was on the cable specifically mentioned sustained a wound, that is a cut. I was on pre xmas leave and was loafing around in the house wink wink wink when the video came on air. The reason i replied is that i have read a lot of distortions of views expressed by people. i have read books written by different xtians only to see parts of the same books lifted and distorted here on nairaland. I prefer it when people post as somebody's views as accurate as the person said or wrote it. As for me, whether i agree with you or not, I owe you a duty to accurately present your views. maybe, one day I open a thread to identify and put out several distortions. So no harm kiss kiss kiss kiss. I wouldn't mind a lunch at the same place where you saw the video. maybe, they will air it again and we can jointly listen to it. cool cool cool
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris & The Superhuman Complex – 2 Corinthians 5:17 by ukotmi: 7:32pm On Mar 05, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. Go ahead and jump from top of Union Bank building.But write your will and include me. wink wink wink
No protection for you if you do that. grin grin grin. You are funny jare tongue
CultureRe: Mbediọgụ: The Controversial Tortoise And Other Folklores by ukotmi: 7:11pm On Mar 05, 2010
wetin Mbe do una sef. make una allow the poor animal rest grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris & The Superhuman Complex – 2 Corinthians 5:17 by ukotmi: 1:11pm On Mar 05, 2010
wink wink wink wink wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
i have already read what you wanted to post. The same thing happened when i posted an article Mission to kiyi' in the travel/tourism board.
but I am very sure you didn't listen to what pastor Chris said in that broadcast What you wrote is quite different from what he said. Did he say that he intentionally cut his body or that he accidentally sustained a wound? The two are not the same thing. Please before we rush to post lets verify that we are posting the accurate statement not one we have distorted.
I have access to about 21 Christian channels including MFM,Chosen, Kingdom Life, LoveWorld, DeeperLife Channel, ABN, Dove, ACBN etc and always flip
through them to see what is on. I listened to the said message hence could expose the distortion. So if any one comes up here with a distorted fact, and i happened to have listened to it, then angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Let's Talk About Faith (''non-wof Believers'') by ukotmi: 2:57pm On Feb 23, 2010
viaro:
@fyneguy,

Thank you for now setting up the thread. In due course, I'd post a few things about faith, but let me quickly answer this part of your question:

Something that faith cannot achieve: it cannot make you or any other Christian become a deity. wink
Please follow the rules set by fyneguy. post your response to the issues he raised. angry angry angry angry

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