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Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Writes UN, Names Self As Prime Minister, Lists Other Officials by ultimateprof: 7:40pm On Apr 14, 2023
TemplarLandry:
This Ekpa guy is doing too much.
FG hand go soon touch am.
If you don't like what Simon Ekpa is doing, go to court!
Health › Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by ultimateprof: 7:22pm On Apr 14, 2023
Sticooooooo:
Normally I am a guy that really fancy women. I used to sleep with a lot of them. Although I have a very big pen:s, 7 inche. There's these two particular ladies that when ever I sleep with them I will notice some small bruises on my pen:s.

Yesterday I sleep with one of them, but before that she told me that she wasn't fine and she's on drugs. But as conji dey do me, I didn't listen I went ahead to fire, since I have gold circle.

In the process of inserting my thing in her I notice a whitish something on her pus;y unlike before, I didn't hesitate, I went straight.

After the do, I discovered that condom burst and I discovered bruises on my thing just as usual

Later I discovered that the drugs she was using is STD related drugs.

Please, which drugs can I use to neutralise the possible infection 😫?

Is it normal to experience bruises on a pen:s after sex and yet condom didn't burst or it burst?


Please help a brother fast
If you die like this, guy you die well. Something must kill a man.
Food › Re: What’s This Animal Called? by ultimateprof: 7:08pm On Apr 14, 2023
We call this Tinubu in my native language!
Politics › Re: Photos Of President Buhari Performing Umrah In Saudi Arabia Get Many Talking by ultimateprof: 8:29pm On Apr 13, 2023
Thank God for clothes!
Politics › Re: Democracy Doesn’t Exist In Nigeria – Ali Ndume by ultimateprof: 5:54pm On Apr 13, 2023
This is a treasonable!
Romance › Re: What Brings Out The Worst In People? by ultimateprof: 5:11am On Apr 13, 2023
What brings out the worst in people is time. Time will tell.
Travel › Re: Little Girl Found Lost And Drifting At Sea By A Cruise Boat (pics/video) by ultimateprof: 5:08am On Apr 13, 2023
Weknowbetter:
Thank you for her protection dear Father. I wonder how far out was she and did her parents summon the authorities. She was smart and calm enough not fall into the water. Miracle indeed
Miracle no dey tire Jesus!
Celebrities › Re: The Weight Of Cubana Chief Priest's 5-Year-Old Son, Obinna, Causes Stir Online by ultimateprof: 6:27pm On Apr 12, 2023
This is a living sacrifice!
Politics › Re: Cherubim And Seraphim Church Warns Buhari Govt Against ‘arrest Of Peter Obi’ by ultimateprof: 6:09pm On Apr 11, 2023
How I wish this arrest will happen. Mennn, everything will just come to end at once!
Investment › Re: 'Arrest Sabinus For Promoting AI Mining Ponzi Scheme' - Nigerians Write EFCC by ultimateprof: 6:06pm On Apr 11, 2023
I want invest now, abeg where and how can I invest?
Politics › Re: Buhari Deserves Commendation For Diversifying From Oil – Femi Adesina by ultimateprof: 6:01pm On Apr 11, 2023
This man is living in deception and he must be punished by law of kama!
Politics › Re: Daily Loud Reports Tinubu's US Drug Case by ultimateprof: 11:43pm On Apr 10, 2023
dapsoneh:
It's all dead on arrival, let them use another tactics
Tinubu will be sworn in come 29th of May, 2023
I just hope many won't end up with heart attack that day
They are tired of 2/3rd of Abuja's total votes grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jagaban no bi guy name and Bala blue no bi town hall.🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by ultimateprof: 7:57pm On Apr 10, 2023
Persephone1:
This should be a lyrics in the National Anthem grin
Tinubu will adopt it
Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by ultimateprof: 4:21am On Apr 10, 2023
If care is not taking...
Sports › Re: UFC: Israel Adesanya knocks Pereira out Cold, reclaims Middleweight Crown by ultimateprof: 2:29pm On Apr 09, 2023
ALEX PEREIRA should go to court. Thank God that Buhari did not congratulate Izzi...
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Booked Jet For A 95-Year-Old Man Who Missed His Flight (Video) by ultimateprof: 4:25pm On Apr 08, 2023
God bless the incoming president. Peter Obi till 2031.
Properties › Re: Oba Lateef Atanda Adams To Seize 300 Houses In Surulere, Lagos by ultimateprof: 1:01pm On Apr 08, 2023
The truth is that Oba don broke and I'm foreseen this kind of things to happen more in the future because Lagos people have finished selling all their possessions and what is left is how to criminally recover them back from the weak owners.

When I will become president, I will remove all the traditional rulers from seat and all of us will become one!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Deports Jan-Christian Gordon Kricke German Ambassador For ‘Lack Of Respect’ by ultimateprof: 12:49pm On Apr 08, 2023
This is a good move. It were to be in Nigeria, he would have being honored for his nzuzument.
Politics › Re: Man Who Looks Like Ojukwu Shares Photos by ultimateprof: 12:11pm On Apr 07, 2023
I just pity that man wey resemble Emilokan and the man still dey hustle for umuahia.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Miles Routledge 'Lord Miles' Captured By Taliban by ultimateprof: 12:07pm On Apr 07, 2023
Taliban has taken over his life!
Education › Re: ABU Zaria Owes ₦931M Electricity Bill, Faces Disconnection - KEDC by ultimateprof: 12:02pm On Apr 07, 2023
Let them go to court and settle. Government owing government, who is going to settle the fight?
Politics › Re: May 29: Preparation In Top Gear At Eagle Square For Tinubu Swearing In (Photos) by ultimateprof: 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2023
I wish him well...
Crime › Re: Kano Court ‘ Sentences’ Chicken To Death In Kano by ultimateprof: 1:50pm On Apr 06, 2023
This is one of the most useless news ever!
Maybe Reno is behind it.
Politics › Re: 2023: Buhari Delivered His Promise On Credible Polls – Lai Mohammed by ultimateprof: 3:11am On Apr 05, 2023
I don't think this man will see the kingdom of God.
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Accuses Peter Obi Of Treason by ultimateprof: 3:09am On Apr 05, 2023
I know this will come. Fear APC!
Celebrities › Re: Bros Jay Kay Dies In An Accident by ultimateprof: 2:55am On Apr 05, 2023
One down!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Chude Meets With Chief Innocent Chukwuma (Photo) by ultimateprof: 7:05pm On Apr 04, 2023
GeneralPulal:
Haha..
Not Pandora again in 2027?
Yes oOoOO!
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu by ultimateprof: 7:04pm On Apr 04, 2023
Godsownfc:
Are they also telling us they're making use of only two laptops?
Don't mind those fools!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Chude Meets With Chief Innocent Chukwuma (Photo) by ultimateprof: 10:21pm On Apr 03, 2023
Innoson for president 2027.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu by ultimateprof: 10:18pm On Apr 03, 2023
The news said two laptop and one ipad. But I'm seeing four laptops and one ipad and I'm yet to count the phones. Useless news!
Politics › Re: FG To Demolish Bishop Oyedepo’s Hangar At Lagos Airport by ultimateprof: 7:26pm On Apr 03, 2023
The minister will soon know Oyedepo na time. When small pikin chop belle full, him go tell him papa make him come fight.
Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu's Wife, Ifeoma, Is Dead by ultimateprof: 4:40pm On Apr 03, 2023
Memorial service in USA abi?
This Orji must be sick.
Make him kukuma burial her there.

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