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EducationRe: JAMB: Between The Conservative North & The Chest-Beating South - Reno Omokri by ultimateprof: 8:39pm On May 06, 2023
From my little research, Reno was mad between the age of 4-6yrs old but his mother did not tell him!
Foreign AffairsRe: Moment King Charles III Was Crowned King Of England (VIDEO) by ultimateprof: 8:33pm On May 06, 2023
How many years remain for this old man? They would have look for a young man!
PropertiesRe: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by ultimateprof: 3:53am On May 06, 2023
Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!
Guy, you need to be the president of this country!
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu: What A Northern Nigerian Muslim Donor Would Have Done - Reno Omokri by ultimateprof: 3:45am On May 06, 2023
The same way terrorist are being mobilized inside mosque.
PoliticsRe: Onaiyekan: It Makes No Sense To Swear In 'riggers' Whose Cases Are In Court by ultimateprof: 3:24pm On May 04, 2023
Even if they did not rig any election, let them settle with those that are accusing them in the court before they will be swear in into the office!
TravelRe: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by ultimateprof: 7:38am On May 01, 2023
Tinubu is working!
PoliticsRe: I'm Disappointed Tinubu Didn't Participate In Abuja Marathon - Sowore by ultimateprof: 12:39pm On Apr 30, 2023
I don't know if the name "Sowore" is a name of an animal or a bingo.
PoliticsRe: Sudan : Nigerian Airforce Finally Arrived Egypt To Evacuate Nigerians (photos) by ultimateprof: 12:37pm On Apr 30, 2023
Fashypearl:
It's quite a good development Sha.

Nairalanders make una welcome me, I'm new here oooo...all of you be nice to me


You are welcome. Hope you enjoy your stay?
RomanceRe: Lady Gives Head To Multiple Heineken Bottles At A Party (pictures) by ultimateprof: 8:18am On Apr 30, 2023
Because of this thing that she did, someone somewhere has started falling for her already!

Love is a beautiful thing!
HealthRe: Your Mobile Phone Is 10 Times Dirtier Than A Toilet Seat by ultimateprof: 2:45pm On Apr 29, 2023
mytime24:
I do sanitize my phone always
I do anoint my phone too!
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Appoints Nurudeen Yusuf As New ADC by ultimateprof: 4:10pm On Apr 28, 2023
This one wey Tinubu never enter and he has started appointing both the deaf and dumb!
PoliticsRe: Photo: Inauguration Ankara Hits The Market by ultimateprof: 4:06pm On Apr 28, 2023
Let's wait and see!
TravelRe: Massive Jubilation As First Flight Lands In Ebonyi International Airport (Pix) by ultimateprof: 8:31pm On Apr 27, 2023
Dave Umahi for the president of Nigeria 2027!
BusinessRe: Countries Worldwide Dump U.S Dollars, Embrace Russia & China Currencies (Photo) by ultimateprof: 5:56pm On Apr 27, 2023
This news sweet me well well.
TravelRe: What Common Things Surprised You In Other Countries that is lacking in Nigeria? by ultimateprof: 10:28pm On Apr 25, 2023
Nigeria is heel fire!
PropertiesRe: ₦500 Million Lagos House Causes A Stir Online by ultimateprof: 9:00pm On Apr 24, 2023
Its only poverty that makes sense to some people.
CelebritiesRe: I Can't Remember Saying I Was A Virgin - Destiny Etiko by ultimateprof: 7:46pm On Apr 24, 2023
MrCGPA:
Everyone Knows that she has engaged in Sex over 1000 times since her Birth. She not a Virgin.
I remember when I will become a virgin again, this Etiko's saga will be too small to compare to mine!
PoliticsRe: Ahead Of Transition In 35 Days, Tinubu Returns Home by ultimateprof: 1:14pm On Apr 23, 2023
Jaga!
PoliticsRe: If They Disturb Me In Daura, I Will Leave For Niger Republic – Buhari by ultimateprof: 9:01pm On Apr 21, 2023
matify83:
Indirectly telling us you pledge some form of allegiance to the Niger you are constructing a rail line to .
Don't be fooled, Buhari is not a Nigerian!
PoliticsRe: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by ultimateprof: 8:55pm On Apr 21, 2023
Why not leave this poor people to go with their poverty?
TV/MoviesRe: Benita Edith Uzoamaka: Lady Used For Joy Soap Advert In The 80's, Then And Now. by ultimateprof: 2:35pm On Apr 21, 2023
Curious345:
There is no better time to arrest Tinubu than now
God bless you!
Car TalkRe: Do You Still Remember This Old School Volkswagen? by ultimateprof: 11:04pm On Apr 19, 2023
If I see a clean one like this, walahi I will buy it!
BusinessRe: How Many People Remember This Advert Way Back In The 90’s by ultimateprof: 8:56pm On Apr 19, 2023
Tinubu won most of the best gift that time!
Foreign AffairsRe: India overtakes China as most populous nation, added 23m babies in 2022 by ultimateprof: 11:48am On Apr 19, 2023
What a wonderful achievement! ASA, naka na!
PoliticsRe: Vincent Okokoje, APC Ward Chairman Slump, Dies In Delta After Attending Meeting by ultimateprof: 12:08pm On Apr 18, 2023
This is how APC will die!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Binani’s ‘Void’ Declaration by ultimateprof: 6:57pm On Apr 16, 2023
Tntsi:
Mahood Yakubu has destroyed INEC.
The adamawa REC was only following after his boss.
I'm very optimistic that INEC can do worse than this.
For example, INEC can declare a dead man a winner of election that is in progress in Nigeria and the dead man will be from another country.
InvestmentRe: Lazerpay Shuts Down, Withdraw Your Funds Before April 30 by ultimateprof: 2:05pm On Apr 16, 2023
This guy go make heaven!
PhonesRe: If You Have Used These Set Of Phones,please Go And Marry by ultimateprof: 1:58pm On Apr 15, 2023
What if you are already married?
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Writes UN, Names Self As Prime Minister, Lists Other Officials by ultimateprof: 7:40pm On Apr 14, 2023
TemplarLandry:
This Ekpa guy is doing too much.
FG hand go soon touch am.
If you don't like what Simon Ekpa is doing, go to court!
HealthRe: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by ultimateprof: 7:22pm On Apr 14, 2023
Sticooooooo:
Normally I am a guy that really fancy women. I used to sleep with a lot of them. Although I have a very big pen:s, 7 inche. There's these two particular ladies that when ever I sleep with them I will notice some small bruises on my pen:s.

Yesterday I sleep with one of them, but before that she told me that she wasn't fine and she's on drugs. But as conji dey do me, I didn't listen I went ahead to fire, since I have gold circle.

In the process of inserting my thing in her I notice a whitish something on her pus;y unlike before, I didn't hesitate, I went straight.

After the do, I discovered that condom burst and I discovered bruises on my thing just as usual

Later I discovered that the drugs she was using is STD related drugs.

Please, which drugs can I use to neutralise the possible infection 😫?

Is it normal to experience bruises on a pen:s after sex and yet condom didn't burst or it burst?


Please help a brother fast
If you die like this, guy you die well. Something must kill a man.
FoodRe: What’s This Animal Called? by ultimateprof: 7:08pm On Apr 14, 2023
We call this Tinubu in my native language!

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