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RoyalBlak007:
Cape Buffalo

The Cape buffalo is extremely territorial and holds a grudge if you hurt it or one of its family members. These creatures live in Africa and have killed more hunters there than any other animal. With their superior memories, Cape buffalo have ambushed hunters who injured them as long as years later.

Studies by Dr. John Conde show that the strength of a Cape buffalo equals four times that of an ox. So the buffalo has the ability to turn a car on its side and kill lions. These nasty buffalo have even killed lion cubs in retaliation for an attack by an adult lion. This is one animal that you do not want to mess with

My paternal grandfather single handedly killed this animal and was given the highest hunting title in Okun land in Kogi state.
I was told it is very deadly.

I won't lie... I get tempted to march 140 with my Mitsubishi Carisma 4 cylinder 16 valve... Old car you may say, but I love the weight when it's at that speed limit compared with Honda EOD.....
The ABS works well with only front brakes....
A part of me is so synchronised with the car.
There are times tho when I just keep to 80-100

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I was a GTA freak. My uncle took my dad and I to learn driving.
Well, I took the keys of the Subaru Legacy and drove the 4wd manual without any fuss. This was the first time I drove a real car... They asked me where I learnt, I told them I learn by observing people drive , then I learnt steering a car right by playing GTA and reading about cars and how they function online.
But the most important factor is God who blessed me with a quick mind. That's how I learnt 14 musical instruments too

I was a GTA freak. My uncle took my dad and I to learn driving.
Well, I took the keys of the Subaru Legacy and drove the 4wd manual without any fuss. This was the first time I drove a real car... They asked me where I learnt, I told them I learn by observing people drive , then I learnt steering a car right by playing GTA and reading about cars and how they function online.
But the most important factor is God who blessed me with a quick mind. That's how I learnt 14 musical instruments too.

She was my course mate at Uniabuja Political science department. Intelligent, calm, witty and very humble. May God have mercy on her short comings and grant her rest.

Hmm nawao. They always move with misplaced priorities...
Na wet in concern OGA with music videos Na... Why no focus on the hunger in the land ?

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Asapcymg:
I am the Immediate past CLO of ibadan southwest Local Government, I totally condemn this ACT of terror, thugs, ill mannered attack on a Corp MEMBER today THURSDAY on CDS day by a SCHOOL teacher. Brig Gen Sule Zakari kazaure most summon the new GCI Principal, the teacher that harass the Corp member serving his fathers land, also the STATE coordinator Should take this case seriously, all legal Aid CDS group in AGODI must come in. I Said once more enough of mistreating any Corp MEMBER serving his Fathers land any were in NIGERIA. I hereby summon all serving and Ex-Corp MEMBERS to forward this message further until we see Justice to our fellow colleague

PLEASE SHUT UP.
NAIRALAND DOESN'T NEED YOUR RANK ADVERT....
HE'S BEEN ASSAULTED ...
CALL THE BRIG IF YOU HAVE HIS NUMBER....
IF YOU DON'T... AGAIN I SAY SHUT UP

charles009:
Everything you are about to read is 100% real, I will try to make is snappy. It's exactly 4:10am and I still get sleep. Please see below.

I Recently got a top management role in a Nigerian fmcg company. The GMD always show this affection towards me barely few months into the new job and some employees keep asking how i won over an unusually difficult man. I was given a 2010 SUV upon resumption, one week later, he replaced the car with a 2015 SUV. Amazing ain't it?

Now hear this, Between 3am/4am, I slide into this unusual trance, as if someone is slowly whispering to me sleep, sleep, sleep son, I am always conscious of my background while this happens, then My boss appears, opens up a room filled with gold and riches, he says to me, all this will be yours, if only you heed to my request. What is his request, he wants my 11 month old son in exchange.

I shrugged this off initially as a one off, bad day or something, but guess what it has repeated in different scenarios more than 9times in my 3 months on the job.

Last week, I returned from Lagos, very happy, having brokered the biggest deal in the history of the brand, but this happened.
He brought me into a session, called my name and said, for personal reasons, I will relieve you. I was shell shocked, why I asked? Once again he said, it's unfortunate, but i want us to remain friends. He handed over a cheque to me, with my full year consolidated salary and entitlements. I thanked him and left. I Handed in my resignation letter, he accepted it, wished me well and even gave me an excellent recomendation letter, My last salary has since been paid in full.The cheque was personal between us.

I have accepted my situation with two hands and moved on. I refuse to let my head drop.

Till now, I still stare at the cheque every morning, I feel I should just forget about the money and move on. What do you guys think?

Hmm. Thank God for mighty deliverance.
By the way please send me 5k if you can.
I need it to buy food for my family.
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AfonjaBoston:
I used a Ghana flag a Ghanaian female friend left at my place to wipe my buttocks one time. When I gave her the flag the first thing she did was wrap it around her neck and wipe her face with it.

Ewwwww my pooh must have been smelling like Paco''s 1 million cologne lol

Go and it some neuro upgrade

The old me will call her and tell her to draw nigh... Then mutter to her hearing... Thunder faya you.....

But the new come will help her... Na God raise me up to silence my enemy... It's already a shame to her that the person she assaulted years back has become a saviour. Op don't forget, wealth is a visitor. Use it wisely
By the way... Me self dey look for 120k for my mumsy rent Incase you fit help me.

This is bad... Rip.
By the way... That vehicle looks like it didn't have airbags...
We need to stop using these unsafe things in Nigeria....

At first 2.
My roommates at Unibuja then began drilling me.
I got better.
Today.
I go down and clock 120 before coming up,
Then I push 70 and 30 severally
Before settling for 50
In the end I would have clicked 1500 push ups in one work out session.

I had the same experience with my mitsubishi Carisma . When I glide to 100 it starts to vibrate, till it finally had a blow out one day as I was doing 120. Thank God for safety. After I put the spare tire, vibration stopped. Now 140 in Abuja express is so easy for the car

ifyan:
We are has to pay for success. Remember no free food is Freetown

Aye re ioo ti we ba eee

Nukilia:
Kindly post the links to your evidence here...

Congrats to OAU.

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Gimme your whatsap number I'll send you the video
Did you know that mexico has drugs that cure cancer yet the FDA banned it in America

Nukilia:
Kindly post the links to your evidence here...

Congrats to OAU.

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Gimme your whatsap number I'll send you the video

ISN'T THIS WORLD A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.... EVIDENCE ENOUGH TO SHOW THAT CANCER IS THE LACK OF A TYPE OF VITAMIN B HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE WHO.... STILL AMERICA KEEPS WASTING MONEY ON RESEARCH.... SO THAT PEOPLE CAN KEEP SPENDING ALL THEY HAVE FIGHTING A WAR THAT SHOULDNT HAVE EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE...
GET ANY CANCER PATIENT AND FEED THEM ON A DIET OF APPLE SEEDS AND ROASTED CASHEW NUTS....
THEY'LL RECOVER...
CHEMOTHERAPY KILLS THE BODY OF THE VICTIM MORE..... MAY GOD FORGIVE THESE MEDICAL CABALS....
IF YOU FEEL PAINED ABOUT THIS WRITE UP I AM IN MY HOUSE COMMAN KILL ME

neocortex:
No need for deflection, the woman's action is shameless
by Nigerian standard, Rihanna may go completely nude,
that is none of our business.

We you keep kwayet ?
Which standard are you talking about
The standard that's forcing unmarried youths into crime and prostitution..... smh

Henryyy:
Her husband is an animal in human skin, he should be arrested and locked up asap. You or your friend should forward this pix to the ministry of women affairs and all them NGOs so they can take it up.Such animals shouldn't be roaming our streets.

Khalmmm dawn. Don't be i n a hurry to judge the matttrt... Make them bring the man come first then we go decide if na to hang am by the balls or ....

seunmsg:
I guess the holy spirit instructed the bishop not to pay the pastors for 18 months . The unpaid pastors should take their case to the holy spirit and stop dragging the bishop and the church's name in the mud.

There are some things you shouldn't think of let alone speak them.
The Holy Spirit is not your mate, and you opened your mouth to utter such stupidity.. I hope you get forgiven for this one.

dilini:
Sometimes in life things happen for a reason. According the book of Eccl chap. 3 where it says everything happens for a reason I was just unhappy when at my workplace my superior almost frustrated the life out of me. I don't know why she was like that though I was new at that time. It was an admin role and I was employed by her to work as her PA/Admin Assistant to the company. I had my office to myself and I gave my ALL to both the company and to her but the issues were there evidently submerging with the flow of duties at the office. I guess her personal, family issues were affecting her job but alas!, I was wrong!

It was later in the course of my probatory period I learnt a friend of the company has been pressuring her/the management to pull me off the job and allow his daughter take up my role at the office due to their long working relationship. I was hinted of this 'secret' by one of the top management staff and it broke my heart. The zeal I put in into the job somehow disappeared because I was seeing the signs. My boss was just complaining of EVERYTHING I do and always reminded me of the probatory job agreement I signed before taking up the job thereby filling my heart with fear and anxiety. I kept on praying.

Fast-forward to Dec. 11th I came to the office as usual prepared for the working day ahead only for my bosslady barged into my office and asked that I see her in her office. I thought it was the normal day work rountine of telling me what I will be doing for her only for her to tell me to hand over EVERYTHING in my possession, everything which belong to the company. I was dumbfounded at first but somehow I try to mutter a word or two which was incoherent to decipher. My heart was beating fast. I didnt say anything thereafter because pleading to her for what I didnt know about will fall on deaf ears.

I went back to my office and tidied up everything, called the office assistant/cleaner and handed everything to him and took my leave. I was crying inside of me, alot was going through my mind. It was as if my world came crashing. How do I explain to my folks what happenned and I hate playing the pity-party.

I came back the next day and handed over my resignation letter thanking them for the time spent and all. Right now, my hopes are hinged on God for another opportunity, just been praying I get a new job the soonest as a vindication for my undeserved ouster from my former place of work.

My experience spans over 7years working as an admin personnel and I won't mind learning on a new role as I am a fast learner and can multi-task and work with or without supervision. The details of my cognate experience(s) are contained in my CV attached therein with this post.

Thanks again.

MY DEAR INSTEAD OF YOUR SHAME YOU SHALL HAVE DOUBLE HONOUR!!!! In Jesus name

DaBullIT:
Shouldn't you have that prayer first ?

Obviously you are the one who can't stand the rich....

DaBullIT:
This is Oppression, not preaching


What happened to the regular buses or cabs ??


Jesus was humble , if you want to reach out and gather flocks, you have to appear humble in their shoes

You dey FULL AC range chacha i presume , i dey use leg waka for hot sun , you con dey tell me say Jesus love me


The JESUS LOVE YOU PASS ME ? why me no fit dey range ?


That's what will go through the mind of an average Nigerian on the street, be it Yoruba , Hausa or Ibo

Oya put your hand on you head and pray.... Every spirit of poverty mentality die by fire now ................

KevinDein:
quote the guy I quoted on this thread

bro I can't find the link to his comment... Help if you can

KevinDein:
bro I genuinely wish your mother quick recovery. It's well bro.

please call my number lemme pray for the woman asap..... Please

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Zoharariel:
Who will marry this useless ashawo wey her p.unani don turn into lagos-ibadan expressway?

That your useless father is a billionaire doesn't mean everybody will be falling at your feet.

I can't even date any lady from a wealthy family talk more of a marriage, because once I give you instructions - as the head of the house and you don't comply, na back-hand slap straight! And if you complain, na 2 punches to your throat - no time!

You don't come into my house and be forming - my father is a billionaire or even proclaiming gender equality, na wheelbarrow dem go take carry you commot for my doormoth

you reek with so much hate... please slam the brakes on your attitude