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after two grueling months of veins popping training and workout.
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#FeelingGood!
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after morning workout
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hello! i welcome you all to this thread specially for those people obsessed with body building and keeping fit. i can't help but notice how people make derogatory comments when one uploads a picture showing muscles and abs that one spent weeks of pain and determination to gain. contrary to those comments, we are hardworking individuals making cool cash while also keeping fit. so the least you can do is hate. this platform is specially for us! upload your workout pictures. tell us which programs and diet you applied to achieve your results. work out tips and contributions are also welcomed. For the iron shy ones, you are also welcomed! afteral we were once iron shy. No pain; no gain! #welcomeToTheIronRepublic |
abeg make una rate me and my friends six packs too
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all i see is a heavily malnourished boy. like these Congolese child soldiers. what's that his name sef?.... Johnny the mad dog lol |
CharlyG1:pure evil. |
about demonic attacks, i have that on a regular. most recent one was in my dream. a huge scary creature like a Buffalo but bigger than an elephant charged @ me. one thing i have learnt with dealing with those is not to be afraid, so i stood in readiness, even though i was so tiny as regards our ratio. as it continued to charge towards me and seeing i didn't move, it's size began to shrink. surprisingly when it got to were i was it turned into my elder brother, apologizing to me that he was just playing. though i let it go i knew it wasn't my bro. other times when they attack i will tell myself it's just a dream and then force myself up lol. sometimes when i very hot pursuit i just fly. I'm really awesome in flying in my sleep. though lately im beginning to get worried cos sometimes i just fly for flying sake -like say, i just wanna visit home. i would fly home, circle the compound and fly back. some people say it's associated with witchcraft, That's y it bothers me. i know im not a wizard but is this flying in sleep cool? |
so how do you add it to your cv? a screen shot would be appreciated |
please twitter dey pay person wey get plenty followers? biko make una tell me because as igbo boy i don dey reason another business opportunity |
Sarassin:hmm....thanks alot. never knew there's a name for that phenomenon. will Google it for more |
Sarassin:eidetic memory? remote view? what are those? haven't heard of that before..... throw more light please |
ponpin234:unfortunately those qualities don't fetch money. nobody loves a cute broke nigger. i suggest you start looking for money instead. even if you succeed in getting a rich woman, it won't be long before she gets tired of seeing your cute broke face |
[/color][color=#000099][/color][color=#990000][color=#000099][/color] Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846 John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 Lincoln was elected president in 1860 Kennedy was elected president in 1960 both were particularly concerned with civil rights both wives lost a child while living in the white house both presidents were shot on Friday both presidents were shot in the head . NOW IT GETS WEIRD Lincoln's secretary was name Kennedy Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln both were assassinated by Southerners both were succeeded by southerners named Johnson Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808 Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908 John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839 Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939 both assassins were known by their three names both names were composed of fifteen letters NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT!!!! Lincoln was shot at the theater named "ford" Kennedy was shot in a "Lincoln" car made by "ford" Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials HERE'S THE KICKER! a week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland a week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe . BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!! Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran to a theater |
CharlyG1:I would be lying if i say im close to God now. as sinful as i am, i still get a message, mostly warning when i sleep. other times it's not in a sleep, it's more like half asleep half awake |
Lilyomi:those ants invaded my lodge one night when i was in school. we practically vacated the building that night and didn't return until fumigators got rid of them. |
exactly! they don't ever believe you. as a child growing up, i always see things. even as an adult, once im chaste for about three months without sin or stain, those things kick back in. as still remember clearly one particular incident. i was in bed with my mother in a hot night. the bed was simulated just below the window and it was open to let in air. my mother got up and went outside to pee, it was her noise at the door that woke me. minutes after she was gone, i looked up the window from where i was lying and behold, a dark image was standing right above me on the window, starring at me. it's eyes are laser red and in contrast with the dark body. I wasn't afraid cos i assumed it was moma. i just smiled at it, but no response came from it. soon it was gone and mom came back inside. I asked her how she can turn her eyes sparkling red and just like every other kid she was impatient with my questions and went back to bed. in the morning i narrated my story to her again but she didn't take me serious. i knew what i saw and though nobody believed me, i knew it was real. another thing is i have this uncanny memory or i should say a gift. as a grown guy i used to tell my mom my childhood events and things i remember but she swears that somebody must have told me cos those events happened when i was just months old, but then only her was the only witness of those events and she never told me of them. I also see things before they happen, trouble is i don't remember them until they start happening. i remember an event of a fight between neighbors. they started off with a quarrel and immediately i remembered i have seen it happen before. i told the my friend Ifeanyi sitting beside me that the other lady will slap the other woman now and just as i finished saying that the lady landed the slap. i narrated the whole scene like one would narrate a seen movie to a friend that is watching for the first time. another thing is as a boy, whenever my mom travels to north to buy goods, my nights will always be restless cos in my dreams i will be watching their bus all night long till day break. it more like a bird eyeview following the bus as it travels. when mom comes back i will narrate their journeys and events. many times she will be spooked. |
pyyxxaro:lol |
10) HUMANS Human beings may not stand to win in a fair fight against most of these species, but thanks to our ingenuity, we have learned how to arm ourselves with weapons and tools which have placed us at the top of the food chain (at least for the time being). We also get extra points on the deadly scale for our aggression, not only toward other animals, but toward each other. The scale to which we take our destruction is unique. No other animal starts worldwide wars or blasts whole regions of the earth into total ruin with nuclear weapons. Without a doubt, the most dangerous animal in the world is the face you see in the mirror each day. Nonetheless, caught off our guard, it is easy for any of the animals on this list to overcome us. All it takes is one misstep on the sea floor, or a really angry buffalo. These animals all have some kind of physical advantage over us, whether it is strength, speed, or venom. Humans have developed quite a reputation though, which is why most of these animals will avoid us (only a couple of the animals on this list are actively aggressive). Most deadly animals will avoid you when you are out on a walk or going for a swim. All of these dangerous animals deserve your respect though, so always be careful and watch your step when you are out in the wild.
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9) STONE FISH These fish are dangerous not only because they are the most venomous fish on the planet, but also because they are incredibly fast and also very hard to see. They are camouflaged naturally to blend in with the ocean floor. While they are only aggressive toward their prey, it is easy to make the mistake of stepping on one. The venom from the spines can cost you a limb or even kill you.
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HYENA The hyena is generally a scavenger, but it can also hunt prey if it wants to. During times of high human death toll (war, for example), it can develop a taste for human flesh. If corpses are not plentiful enough, it has been known to take to hunting, and will deliberately pursue human quarry to satisfy its hunger.
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7) PUFFER FISH This is one of the most deadly animals inhabiting the ocean. They are deceptively cute, but quite dangerous. When threatened, they puff out their protruding spines. The venom from their spines can paralyze you, causing you to stop breathing, resulting in death. For that matter, if you eat improperly prepared puffer fish, you can also die
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6) DEATHSTALKER SCORPION This diminutive scorpion may not look all that impressive, but it is responsible for roughly three fourths of all deaths resulting from scorpions every year. Children are particularly susceptible to these bites and are more likely to die from them than adults. The bite is very painful, so even if you survive, you may wish you hadn’t for a while.
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5) SIAFU ANTS These ants are also known as driver ants. They come in swarms of up to 50,000,000, and will react as if they are a single entity if even one driver ant is in danger. Crush one of these little critters underfoot while you are out on a walk and you will regret it as the other 50 million come swarming after you. The ones that latch on will be very hard to remove. Their jaws will remain clamped into your flesh even if you tear their bodies in half. While they may not be the most deadly critters on this list, they are certainly impressively dangerous for their size. They routinely take down and kill much larger things. Look up “ant attack” and you will find many photos of this phenomenon.
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4) CAPE BUFFALO This is a particularly aggressive inhabitant of the African grasslands. Cape buffalo have been known to charge victims without provocation, rather like the black mamba. While they are obviously not venomous, they do have an asset the mamba does not—2,000 pounds of weight and the ability to charge at 40 miles an hour. These creatures will continue charging even if they are shot in the heart, and have no reservations about charging vehicles. They’ve also been known to attack predators like lions.
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3) BLACK MAMBA This snake may look less fearsome than the hooded cobra, but it is arguably more dangerous. It can strike very quickly and can also chase its victims at an incredible speed. It chooses to do this quite often without any provocation whatsoever.
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2) CONE SNAIL Another ocean dweller to be wary of is the cone snail. It may not look like much, and you may easily mistake it for any other snail on the beach, but it is extremely deadly. Just one drop of its venom can kill twenty human adults. There is no antivenin, which means that if you are stung, you will almost certainly be dead within minutes.
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1) THE JELLY FISH There are a number of species of box jellyfish, but they are all quite dangerous. The sea wasp box jellyfish is perhaps the most deadly variety. This translucent sea- dweller may not look all that menacing, but it is the most venomous animal on planet Earth. Box jellyfish are deadly to many different animals, not the least of all, us. If you get stung by one of these animals, you are very likely to die. Even if you do not, you will be in tremendous pain for some time afterward.
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when you’re out hiking or swimming in
nature, what creatures do you dread
encountering? Many of us automatically think of creatures with gnashing teeth or razor sharp claws. Animals like lions, tigers, jaguars, sharks, and grizzly bears inspire plenty of fear. Many of the deadliest animals in the world however are quite small and sometimes even innocuous looking. Let’s take a look at the top 10 dangerous animals you should avoid (large and small). |
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