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Nairaland General › Re: What Two Months In Iron Republic Did To Me (pics) by umehmj(op): 4:59pm On Nov 05, 2015
Durentt:
Hahahaha. Wattis dis
that is that grin
Durentt:
Hahahaha. Wattis dis
that is that
Nairaland General › What Two Months In Iron Republic Did To Me (pics) by umehmj(op): 6:46am On Nov 05, 2015
after two grueling months of veins popping training and workout. . . . #FeelingGood!

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Body Fitness Enthusiasts by umehmj(op): 1:33pm On Nov 04, 2015
after morning workout

Nairaland General › A Thread For Body Fitness Enthusiasts by umehmj(op): 1:28pm On Nov 04, 2015
hello! i welcome you all to this thread specially for those people obsessed with body building and keeping fit.

i can't help but notice how people make derogatory comments when one uploads a picture showing muscles and abs that one spent weeks of pain and determination to gain. contrary to those comments, we are hardworking individuals making cool cash while also keeping fit. so the least you can do is hate.

this platform is specially for us! upload your workout pictures. tell us which programs and diet you applied to achieve your results. work out tips and contributions are also welcomed.

For the iron shy ones, you are also welcomed! afteral we were once iron shy.

No pain; no gain!

#welcomeToTheIronRepublic
Romance › Re: Rate My Six Packs (photo) by umehmj(m): 11:05pm On Nov 03, 2015
abeg make una rate me and my friends six packs too

Romance › Re: Nairalanders! Check Out My Six Packs (pic) by umehmj(m): 10:57pm On Nov 03, 2015
all i see is a heavily malnourished boy. like these Congolese child soldiers. what's that his name sef?.... Johnny the mad dog lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by umehmj(m): 10:43pm On Nov 03, 2015
CharlyG1:
PRISTINEMUSCLES.. Now to answer your question about the appearances of demons.. I will try to post some pics tomorrow.

Yes, what you see in the movies is actually true. There are several types of demons with different abilities and characteristics.
Some look reptilian in apperance, some have fangs, some look human with long claws. some are small and look like animals, some are goblin in nature.

Somtimes I wonder how Hollywood movies almost get the appearance of a demon correctly(should we be surprised??). If you have watched Nightmare on Elm street, that Freddy Kreuger you see is actually a real demon, but just a little different. Instead of fake claws, it has real claws, much longer than what you see in the movie and its arms are long and slightly bent at the wrist. And it wears a shirt that resembles what you see in the movie.
It sometimes wears a hat and it holds a bow but with no arrow.

I know someone would be wondering how I know this? Well, God speaks to me about them in some people's lives. I got it from a revelation.
The demon has no arrow because the arrow is the real power, it gets the arrow from its human victim. This is kinda hard to explain. I was even told his name. I'll try to remember that later.
Here's a picture of how it looks.
pure evil.
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by umehmj(m): 9:19pm On Nov 03, 2015
about demonic attacks, i have that on a regular. most recent one was in my dream. a huge scary creature like a Buffalo but bigger than an elephant charged @ me. one thing i have learnt with dealing with those is not to be afraid, so i stood in readiness, even though i was so tiny as regards our ratio. as it continued to charge towards me and seeing i didn't move, it's size began to shrink. surprisingly when it got to were i was it turned into my elder brother, apologizing to me that he was just playing. though i let it go i knew it wasn't my bro.


other times when they attack i will tell myself it's just a dream and then force myself up lol. sometimes when i very hot pursuit i just fly. I'm really awesome in flying in my sleep. though lately im beginning to get worried cos sometimes i just fly for flying sake -like say, i just wanna visit home. i would fly home, circle the compound and fly back. some people say it's associated with witchcraft, That's y it bothers me. i know im not a wizard but is this flying in sleep cool?
Career › Re: Have A Customized Linkedin Profile And Include On Your CV by umehmj(m): 4:45pm On Nov 03, 2015
so how do you add it to your cv? a screen shot would be appreciated
Celebrities › Re: Loveth From Absu Have Been Trending On Twitter After Sharing This Exp0sing Photo by umehmj(m): 6:05pm On Nov 02, 2015
please twitter dey pay person wey get plenty followers? biko make una tell me because as igbo boy i don dey reason another business opportunity
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by umehmj(m): 2:13pm On Nov 02, 2015
Sarassin:
An Eidetic memory, is memory retention of events from as early as birth and in some rare cases even pre-birth. You narrated events (to your mum) that took place when (according to you) you were extremely young. Remote viewing is a huge gift, the ability to consciously transcend space and time.
hmm....thanks alot. never knew there's a name for that phenomenon. will Google it for more
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by umehmj(m): 1:17pm On Nov 02, 2015
Sarassin:
You have the multiple gifts of an eidetic memory, prescience and remote viewing and probably more. I know people who have trained for decades to develop just ONE of your abilities. They are precious and you should hone your abilities and use them wisely.

I have the ability to see Auras, I saw and still see people completely encased in various shades of light, as a child I believed we all saw each other in that way. I found out very quickly.....that was not the case.
eidetic memory? remote view? what are those? haven't heard of that before..... throw more light please
Romance › Re: I Am Looking For A Rich Girlfriend by umehmj(m): 12:03pm On Nov 01, 2015
ponpin234:
Am very good looking...Tall and Chocolate in complexion and have all the loving and romanca benefits.....If Intrested you can e-mail me....Thanks a lot
unfortunately those qualities don't fetch money. nobody loves a cute broke nigger. i suggest you start looking for money instead. even if you succeed in getting a rich woman, it won't be long before she gets tired of seeing your cute broke face
Nairaland General › Have Your History Teacher Explain This If He Can by umehmj(op): 11:30am On Nov 01, 2015
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846
John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946

Lincoln was elected president in 1860
Kennedy was elected president in 1960

both were particularly concerned with civil rights
both wives lost a child while living in the white house
both presidents were shot on Friday
both presidents were shot in the head


. NOW IT GETS WEIRD
Lincoln's secretary was name Kennedy
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln

both were assassinated by Southerners
both were succeeded by southerners named Johnson

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939

both assassins were known by their three names
both names were composed of fifteen letters


NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT!!!!

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "ford"
Kennedy was shot in a "Lincoln" car made by "ford"

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials


HERE'S THE KICKER!

a week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
a week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe


. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran to a theater
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by umehmj(m): 10:12am On Nov 01, 2015
CharlyG1:
@ Umehmj.. Wow! I thank U for sharing your experience.. U definitely have a gift. Nice one. Its true, very few people would believe people like us, but we're used to it.. And that's the purpose of this thread, to voice out.

Just keep praying for your mom. and Ask God concerning your gift (He will use U).. I believe U are a born again Christian..


Lets share more experiences.. smiley
I would be lying if i say im close to God now. as sinful as i am, i still get a message, mostly warning when i sleep. other times it's not in a sleep, it's more like half asleep half awake
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 10:08am On Nov 01, 2015
Lilyomi:
I left my former place sake of those ants! I had to store everytthing in the fridge. Even if a grain falls, they wud troop in. They loved palm oil, infact anything food! I cud not cope. I was told they hate fire but I was using gas stove.
those ants invaded my lodge one night when i was in school. we practically vacated the building that night and didn't return until fumigators got rid of them.
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by umehmj(m): 9:56am On Nov 01, 2015
exactly! they don't ever believe you. as a child growing up, i always see things. even as an adult, once im chaste for about three months without sin or stain, those things kick back in.

as still remember clearly one particular incident. i was in bed with my mother in a hot night. the bed was simulated just below the window and it was open to let in air. my mother got up and went outside to pee, it was her noise at the door that woke me. minutes after she was gone, i looked up the window from where i was lying and behold, a dark image was standing right above me on the window, starring at me. it's eyes are laser red and in contrast with the dark body. I wasn't afraid cos i assumed it was moma. i just smiled at it, but no response came from it. soon it was gone and mom came back inside. I asked her how she can turn her eyes sparkling red and just like every other kid she was impatient with my questions and went back to bed. in the morning i narrated my story to her again but she didn't take me serious. i knew what i saw and though nobody believed me, i knew it was real.

another thing is i have this uncanny memory or i should say a gift. as a grown guy i used to tell my mom my childhood events and things i remember but she swears that somebody must have told me cos those events happened when i was just months old, but then only her was the only witness of those events and she never told me of them. I also see things before they happen, trouble is i don't remember them until they start happening. i remember an event of a fight between neighbors. they started off with a quarrel and immediately i remembered i have seen it happen before. i told the my friend Ifeanyi sitting beside me that the other lady will slap the other woman now and just as i finished saying that the lady landed the slap. i narrated the whole scene like one would narrate a seen movie to a friend that is watching for the first time.

another thing is as a boy, whenever my mom travels to north to buy goods, my nights will always be restless cos in my dreams i will be watching their bus all night long till day break. it more like a bird eyeview following the bus as it travels. when mom comes back i will narrate their journeys and events. many times she will be spooked.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 9:25am On Nov 01, 2015
pyyxxaro:
Rotimi Amaechi is also dangerous tongue
lol
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:48am On Nov 01, 2015
10) HUMANS
Human beings may not stand to win in a fair fight against most of these species, but thanks to our ingenuity, we have learned how to arm ourselves with weapons and tools which have placed us at the top of the food chain (at least for the time being). We also get extra points on the deadly scale for our aggression, not only toward other animals, but toward each other. The scale to which we take our destruction is unique. No other animal starts worldwide wars or blasts whole regions of the earth into total ruin with nuclear weapons. Without a doubt, the most dangerous animal in the world is the face you see in the mirror each day. Nonetheless, caught off our guard, it is easy for any of the animals on this list to overcome us. All it takes is one misstep on the sea floor, or a really angry buffalo. These animals all have some kind of physical advantage over us, whether it is strength, speed, or venom. Humans have developed quite a reputation though, which is why most of these animals will avoid us (only a couple of the animals on this list are actively aggressive). Most deadly animals will avoid you when you are out on a walk or going for a swim. All of these dangerous animals deserve your respect though, so always be careful and watch your step when you are out in the wild.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:46am On Nov 01, 2015
9) STONE FISH
These fish are dangerous not only because they are the most venomous fish on the planet, but also because they are incredibly fast and also very hard to see. They are camouflaged naturally to blend in with the ocean floor. While they are only aggressive toward their prey, it is easy to make the mistake of stepping on one. The venom from the spines can cost you a limb or even kill you.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:45am On Nov 01, 2015
cool HYENA
The hyena is generally a scavenger, but it can also hunt prey if it wants to. During times of high human death toll (war, for example), it can develop a taste for human flesh. If corpses are not plentiful enough, it has been known to take to hunting, and will deliberately pursue human quarry to satisfy its hunger.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:44am On Nov 01, 2015
7) PUFFER FISH
This is one of the most deadly animals inhabiting the ocean. They are deceptively cute, but quite dangerous. When threatened, they puff out their protruding spines. The venom from their spines can paralyze you, causing you to stop breathing, resulting in death. For that matter, if you eat improperly prepared puffer fish, you can also die

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:42am On Nov 01, 2015
6) DEATHSTALKER SCORPION
This diminutive scorpion may not look all that impressive, but it is responsible for roughly three fourths of all deaths resulting from scorpions every year. Children are particularly susceptible to these bites and are more likely to die from them than adults. The bite is very painful, so even if you survive, you may wish you hadn’t for a while.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:41am On Nov 01, 2015
5) SIAFU ANTS
These ants are also known as driver ants. They come in swarms of up to 50,000,000, and will react as if they are a single entity if even one driver ant is in danger. Crush one of these little critters underfoot while you are out on a walk and you will regret it as the other 50 million come swarming after you. The ones that latch on will be very hard to remove. Their jaws will remain clamped into your flesh even if you tear their bodies in half. While they may not be the most deadly critters on this list, they are certainly impressively dangerous for their size. They routinely take down and kill much larger things. Look up “ant attack” and you will find many photos of this phenomenon.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:39am On Nov 01, 2015
4) CAPE BUFFALO
This is a particularly aggressive inhabitant of the African grasslands. Cape buffalo have been known to charge victims without provocation, rather like the black mamba. While they are obviously not venomous, they do have an asset the mamba does not—2,000 pounds of weight and the ability to charge at 40 miles an hour. These creatures will continue charging even if they are shot in the heart, and have no reservations about charging vehicles. They’ve also been known to attack predators like lions.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:38am On Nov 01, 2015
3) BLACK MAMBA
This snake may look less fearsome than the hooded cobra, but it is arguably more dangerous. It can strike very quickly and can also chase its victims at an incredible speed. It chooses to do this quite often without any provocation whatsoever.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:36am On Nov 01, 2015
2) CONE SNAIL
Another ocean dweller to be wary of is the cone snail. It may not look like much, and you may easily mistake it for any other snail on the beach, but it is extremely deadly. Just one drop of its venom can kill twenty human adults. There is no antivenin, which means that if you are stung, you will almost certainly be dead within minutes.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:35am On Nov 01, 2015
1) THE JELLY FISH
There are a number of species of box jellyfish, but they are all quite dangerous. The sea wasp box jellyfish is perhaps the most deadly variety. This translucent sea- dweller may not look all that menacing, but it is the most venomous animal on planet Earth. Box jellyfish are deadly to many different animals, not the least of all, us. If you get stung by one of these animals, you are very likely to die. Even if you do not, you will be in tremendous pain for some time afterward.

Nairaland General › Top 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by umehmj(op): 8:33am On Nov 01, 2015
when you’re out hiking or swimming in nature, what creatures do you dread encountering?
Many of us automatically think of creatures with gnashing teeth or razor sharp claws. Animals like lions, tigers, jaguars, sharks, and grizzly bears inspire plenty of fear. Many of the deadliest animals in the world however are quite small and sometimes even innocuous looking. Let’s take a look at the top 10 dangerous animals you should avoid (large and small).

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