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sameer1212:
Lol... On how to go about the whole stuff with me messing things up.

its not totally messed up tho

midehi2:
has a beautiful daughter but not married

aww! but he still seeing his baby mama?
sameer1212 you still seeing your baby mama

undercurrent:
Exactly my thoughts. Could deduce that from the personal text on his profile.

married??

samier1212 are you??

sameer1212:
Osedvgirl,I want you to know that I am speechless with your maturity to come out public and declare your Love for me. We Africans always think that its a taboo for a woman to came out public and declare her love to a man she Love but is not. You did nothing wrong for following your Heart and For doing this,"I want you to know that I will always share all your worries, wipe your tears and take care of your HEART". Thank You!!!

lol...yea that's what im talking about lol. i believe that's a wrap. good luck you two

osedvgirl:
Thanks so much for your concern, read further, i just bursted the bubble

ok

sameer1212:
Lol... Sir I think I really need your help

My help!.... ok..how may i help you

osedvgirl:
Feeling it on this thread

one thing i have learnt baby girl when it comes to matters of the heart, what we feel most times are actually wrong. plus we men are logical and not emotional like you women. his logical side won't let you see his emotional side. you want me to talk to this guy for you?

osedvgirl:
I feel like crying, he loves someone else

aww! he told you so or another assumption?

osedvgirl:
He is not following me and am so happy he commented on this thread but am still not bold, he might turn me down or bullshit me

please if you are the lucky guy please get intouch with this pretty dainty crush of yours.

osedvgirl:
Am shy and maybe he will think am cheap or loose, i will change because of him

listen baby girl, no mature guy will think you cheap for opening up. just so you know, the three women i ever dated all made the first move and they never regretted it. I love my women bold and go-getters

is he following you? how sure are you he will even see this thread? listen bae, he ain't no wizard to read your mind. so why don't you go against the norm and tell him how you feel?

demolinka:
By their fingers and kariability we shall know them

woged! you are so kpokponki

what is the code for Airtel 250mb?

the way we blew that penalty kick connotes a bad omen o. Mali might take the day o

The memory of my first experience with marijuana will forever remain fresh in my memory. that was in 2011 during my industrial attachment. i had gone to see my cousin Rita (not real name ) @ nkpor. She was single then and runs a thriving grocery store there at nkpor junction, so her place is my usual getaway when stressed @ home. coincidentally, another cousin of mine njoto (nickname) also came around for a weekend getaway. Rita had gone to asaba for a weekend with her fiance, so it was me, njoto, and chioma, my cousins friend alone for the weekend.

after sales on Saturday around 9pm, i was busy bringing in stuffs when i perceived the smell of marijuana. i traced it to the back of the shop. i wasn't surprised to see it was njoto cos i know he smokes weed. I was however surprised to see chioma drawing and puffing up smoke. her eyes were dimmed and red. She just looked up at me and gave me a mischievous smile. "better leave now before you get high on this blown out smoke ", njoto teased me. as i no wan fall hand, i claimed to be baaba for kush. i also polished my lie with how i used to smoke with my guys in school. before then i had always wanted to taste that stuff to know how it feels like, so that night was a perfect opportunity.

I took chiomas wrap and started drawing in the stuff, swallowing all and blowing out little smoke. njoto warned me it's not an ordinary weed but an SK, so i should smoke easy. i ignored him and continued. half of the length has been burnt when i gave back the smoke to weed queen, chioma. i waited a minute but nothing happened. another minute and yet nothing. this thing na just hype, i said to myself and went to continue with the parking. i bent down to lift a carton and "wham wham wham!!!!", my head beeped and immediately i entered another world. everywhere became hazy and people's voice frightens me, cars were moving on the road and on air. I asked myself What is happening to me. then my mind (which is now the weed) evolved so much i can almost hear it as a second person. also it has the greater will over me, such that it is extremely difficult to object to whatever it told me to do.

the weed told me to start running before people will notice i just weed. the urge to take off was so much but the remaining sane part of me kept holding me back. just then njoto walked out and saw my condition and immediately sat me down, gave me a satchet water and told me to sip slowly. chioma was just there laughing at me. i was seriously contending with the igbo spirit as these were going on. buchi so this is how you are going to run mad, the sane part of me cried. how will my mother cope with the news? or is this the 'dealing' my ex promised she was gonna deal with me? a thousand and one thoughts kept coming. njoto told me to try and fight those things the weed was telling me to do. that i must try to control it, else............ i asked him if it's normal for first timers and he said yes. am i going to be okay? he also said yes. that gave me some Hope.

the human brain uses 10% of it's capacity but mine must be working @ 15% or more. the weed will ask me something and won't let me process the question before asking another one. or it will make me think of irrelevant things placing much importance to them. then the thoughts and compulsion will start all over again like a giant loop. after some time i began to hear sound like a grinding machine. i asked njoto if he hears the sound too but he said no. i knew the sound was coming from my brain as it soon began to literally turn anticlockwise in rhythm with the sound. njoto and chioma finished up the packing and held me in both arms as we dragged home cos i can't recognize roads and gutters. everywhere was hazy and in chaos. cars were moving haphazardly in all directions. we got home and i was laid on the floor. my brain continued to turn like a wheel, making me really uncomfortable. i couldn't sleep, i couldn't do anything. i drank a custard of garri still no way. i cried to God that if he ever deliver me i won't ever try it again (i still tried it again but it wasn't as harsh as first time). i didn't know how i managed to sleep but i woke in the morning very weak and drained.

the weed really dealt with me as i soon realized i began to forget things like peoples names for example. one instance was the day i went to bank to pay for Dstv. there and then i forgot the card user name. i thought and thought but couldn't remember until i went back home to get a previous teller. that stuff nearly wiped my brain clean and it took me years to fully recover.

prettythicksme:
Why u do neck up?dis ur six packs no dey here

na so the neck dey lol

you garrit man, though i can still see some fats. shred that fat with diet. i give you 9/10

lakeside30:
Ode,the quetion is for you. now answer! am i an imb£cile??

*in a shaky voice* yes you are sir

MeandSum:
I think they'll be just fine. Listening to the boys themselves sing the national anthem makes me think they're worse than the president when it comes to accent. "to serve AWA fatherland"

lol

johnsonjosbles:
you call them "poor boys" when one of them can buy my entire house hold collect change.

bros that's an expression, not a literal meaning.

Flashh:
Wait, are you an imbecile_?

right question but to the wrong person. ask your dad cos it seems it runs in your family

youngestfool:
Walling waliers

well, your name said it all

i hope those poor boys will understand what he is saying. understanding his live speech is hard, how much more telephone conversation

Bruno3000:
impressive... Wia u stayin? We need to b pals

awka at the moment.

no, i think he is high on hypo

adellam16:
okay. Tho I don't understand u. bye bye

hasta la vista mi amor

adellam16:
So u worked out just to post it on NL? Man who cares?

well i care. you care too in as much as you hate to admit it, that's why you are here in the first place. #peace