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CR77:end time sense |
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes open is not afraid of anything ~ Barack Obama |
LadyJul:end time handsome guys. nne biko choose me na. i am not handsome, my pockets are. |
end time marriage |
thenny312:as in gender wey dey for trans lol. don't mind me. transgender is the end product when a guy/babe undergoes surgical procedure to become a babe/guy. don't get it?...... right. use your Google |
luvguy:haba! aboki kwo? dan iska wawa |
PunkyVeer:bebe i was the man for you. i speaking well ![]() PunkyVeer:bebe i was the man for you. i speaking well |
luvguy:ha dunno the correct spell o |
Bambless1:hahahahaha |
luvguy:see as this guys carrying sledge hammer murdered english. i thinking only i got hammer. well Hactually what attraction my girls to me is my fat wallet hand big oblocus |
A transgender woman who had threatened to kill herself if she was sent to a men’s prison has been found dead. Vicky Thompson, 21, was serving a 12-month term at HMP Leeds after breaching a suspended sentence. Solicitor, Mohammed Hussain had advised the judge she was “essentially a woman” and asked for her to be sent to New Hall women’s prison, near Wakefield. Daily mirror reports Ms Thompson, who had not undergone gender reassignment surgery , was so distraught at being jailed with men she warned she would commit suicide. Prison rules state convicts should be placed according to their gender “as recognised by UK law” – that usually means as stated on their birth certificate. Thompson of Keighley, West Yorks, had identified as female since her teens but did not have reassignment surgery
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The once happily married actress who got married to Adeniyi Johnson and was always happy to flaunt their affairs on social media has since abandoned her matrimonial home over infidelity on the part of her husband. Despite the husband going on same social media where they have celebrated their love to admit to the wrong doing and also apologized to her, Toyin still went ahead to abandon her matrimonial home. Weeks back, it was reported that the actress who is also the vice president of Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN) has moved in with new lover popularly Seun Egbegbe who is a popular socialite. Toyin was quick to have denied ever been in a relationship with Egbegbe but agreed that he is merely her run-to friend. Toyin’s denial of not having a relationship with Egbegbe is said to have put her in trouble with the socialite who it was alleged beat her to a pulp. This it was said have kept Toyin away from Instagram which she is addicted to as she has abandoned it for days. Toyin is alleged to have since relocated to her parents’ home to heal up after the beating.
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Former United States President Jimmy Carter has described Nigeria’s former President Goodluck Jonathan as the symbol of democracy in Africa. According to The Nation, Carter, the 39th US President, showered praises on the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) chieftain at the Jimmy Carter Presidential Library and Museum located at the Carter Center in Atlanta. Carter and Jonathan were said to have discussed a wide range of issues during the meeting, including how to promote peace, democracy and good governance on the African continent and the world at large. “President Goodluck Jonathan is the symbol of democracy in action. You set an example that other African leaders should follow,” the former US leader said. While also praising Jonathan for organizing a transparent election, easily conceding defeat and handing over to the opposition, Carter said Jonathan showed his deep democratic commitment. Jonathan, in his response, said that his actions while in office were based on his belief in a peaceful, transparent and people-oriented governance. He added that Africa can only move forward through democracy and good governance and while commending Carter for the exemplary manner he had in his post-presidential life, the former African leader, noted that he (Jonathan) was inspired by Carter’s commitment to causes that advance the path of humanity Since his ouster as Nigeria’s president a few months back, Jonathan has been visiting many strategic pro-democracy institutions on invitation, to share his experience in office as a promoter of democracy and advocate of good governance in Africa. And as he adds another year to his years today, i say happy birthday to my hero, my menthor.
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thought it's just me. i use airtel and i haven't been able to access my fbk on opera |
kokoA:don't tell me you dey peep am when he dey with your maleh? |
A Kenyan girl says she will prefer having sex with her biological father than her boyfriend Anthony. In a phone interview with Kate Vobik, a morning show presenter at “Hero Radio” 99.0FM located in Nakuru Kenya. The girl identified on as Stella openly said that she has been having sex with her dad for 4 yrs now. “Yes I’ve been sleeping with my dad for 4 years now” She said. She’s now 25 yrs old and confesses to be the one who approached her father for sex. “He has money, he’s hot, I even envy my mum, I just can’t resist him [Her Father] Stella explains her dad has a good body and has it all. “My dad is so good in bed” She even narrates an incident in which she went with her father to Mombasa for a week of marathon sex “We were fucking”.. Ok we were making love. She says her father give her money and she owns a big house.. “Would never leave him for anyone else”. Stella’s mother is still alive but the daughter says the mum is not aware of the affair with the mum’s man who doubles as her father and lover. |
ify2016:nne na good luck jonah initiate am. #teamgoodgovernance |
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no doubt the op is a dicck! not only is the story not his original write up but he selfishly want us to click on his damn link. well lemme import the full story here At the age of 10, I took a pledge at my church alongside a group of other girls to remain a virgin until marriage. Yes, you read that right — I was 10 years old. Let’s take a look at who I was as a 10-year-old: I was in fourth grade. I played with Barbie dolls and had tea parties with imaginary friends. I pretended I was a mermaid every time I took a bath. I still thought boys were icky and I had no idea I liked girls, too. I wouldn’t get my period for another four years. And most importantly, I didn’t have a clue about sex. The church taught me that sex was for married people. Extramarital sex was sinful and dirty and I would go to Hell if I did it. I learned that as a girl, I had a responsibility to my future husband to remain pure for him. It was entirely possible that my future husband wouldn’t remain pure for me, because he didn’t have that same responsibility, according to the Bible. And of course, because I was a Christian, I would forgive him for his past transgressions and fully give myself to him, body and soul. Once I got married, it would be my duty to fulfill my husband’s sexual needs. I was told over and over again, so many times I lost count, that if I remained pure, my marriage would be blessed by God and if I didn’t that it would fall apart and end in tragic divorce. I believed it. Why wouldn’t I? I was young and these were people I trusted. Everyone knew I’d taken the virginity vow, of course. Gossip is the lifeblood of the Baptist Church. My parents were so proud of me for making such a spiritual decision. The church congregation applauded my righteousness. For more than a decade, I wore my virginity like a badge of honor. My church encouraged me to do so, saying my testimony would inspire other young girls to follow suit. If the topic ever came up in conversation, I was happy to let people know that I had taken a pledge of purity. It became my entire identity by the time I hit my teen years. When I met my then boyfriend-now husband, I told him right away that I was saving myself for marriage and he was fine with that because it was my body, my choice and he loved me. We were together for six years before we got married. Any time we did anything remotely sexual, guilt overwhelmed me. I wondered where the line was because I was terrified to cross it. Was he allowed to touch my breasts? Could we look at each other naked? I didn’t know what was considered sexual enough to condemn my future marriage and send me straight to Hell. An unhealthy mixture of pride, fear, and guilt helped me keep my pledge until we got married. In the weeks before our wedding, I often got congratulated on keeping my virginity for so long. The comments ranged from curious (how in the world did you manage?) to downright disgusting (I bet you’re going to have one busy wedding night!) . I let them place me on the pedestal as their virginal, perfect-Christian-girl mascot. I lost my virginity on my wedding night, with my husband, just as I had promised that day when I was 10 years old. I stood in the hotel bathroom beforehand, wearing my white lingerie, thinking, “I made it. I’m a good Christian.” There was no chorus of angels, no shining light from Heaven. It was just me and my husband in a dark room, fumbling with a condom and a bottle of lube for the first time. Sex hurt. I knew it would. Everyone told me it would be uncomfortable the first time. What they didn’t tell me is that I would be back in the bathroom afterward, crying quietly for reasons I didn’t yet comprehend. They didn’t tell me that I’d be on my honeymoon, crying again, because sex felt dirty and wrong and sinful even though I was married and it was supposed to be okay now. When we got home, I couldn’t look anyone in the eye. Everyone knew my virginity was gone. My parents, my church, my friends, my co-workers. They all knew I was soiled and tarnished. I wasn’t special anymore. My virginity had become such an essential part of my personality that I didn’t know who I was without it. It didn’t get better. I avoided undressing in front of my husband. I tried not to kiss him too often or too amorously so I wouldn’t lead him on. I dreaded bedtime. Maybe he’d want to have sex. When he did, I obliged. I wanted nothing more than to make him happy because I loved him so much and because I’d been taught it was my duty to fulfill his needs. But I hated sex. Sometimes I cried myself to sleep because I wanted to like it, because it wasn’t fair. I had done everything right. I took the pledge and stayed true to it. Where was the blessed marriage I was promised? I let it go on this way for almost two years before I broke down. I just couldn’t do it anymore. I told my husband everything. My feminist husband was horrified that I’d let him touch me when I didn’t want him to. He made me promise I’d never do anything I didn’t want to do ever again. We stopped having sex. He encouraged me to see a therapist and I did. It was the first step on a long journey to healing. Ten-year-old girls want to believe in fairy tales. Take this pledge and God will love you so much and be so proud of you, they told me. If you wait to have sex until marriage, God will bring you a wonderful Christian husband and you’ll get married and live happily ever after, they said. Waiting didn’t give me a happily ever after. Instead, it controlled my identity for over a decade, landed me in therapy, and left me a stranger in my own skin. I was so completely ashamed of my body and my sexuality that it made having sex a demoralizing experience. I don’t go to church anymore, nor am I religious. As I started to heal, I realized that I couldn’t figure out how to be both religious and sexual at the same time. I chose sex. Every single day is a battle to remember that my body belongs to me and not to the church of my childhood. I have to constantly remind myself that a pledge I took when I was only 10 doesn’t define who I am today. When I have sex with my husband, I make sure it’s because I have a sexual need and not because I feel I’m required to fulfill his desires. I’m now thoroughly convinced that the entire concept of virginity is used to control female sexuality. If I could go back, I would not wait. I would have sex with my then-boyfriend-now- husband and I wouldn’t go to hell for it. We would have gotten married at a more appropriate age and I would have kept my sexuality to myself. Unfortunately, I can’t go back but I can give you this message as a culmination of my experiences: If you want to wait to have sex until marriage make sure it’s because you want to. It’s your body; it belongs to you, not your church. Your sexuality is nobody’s business but yours. |
are you a bastard ? |
ayusco85:me too plus to see the ranking of anambra,enugu, and ebonyi cos that's the three states i shuttle if you know what i mean lol |
sameer1212:cheers!! hasta la vista. I'm off |
midehi2:owki-dowki. let's call it a wrap please |
sameer1212:aww! sad...that settles it na. you have a daughter, your baby mama is late (rest her soul), your crush knows all about it (i guess? ) but it doesn't matter (cos it doesn't really matter ). If you feel same way she feels about you, i don't see why you two shouldn't get on with the program. well unless you a seeing someone else. im no fan of two-timers |
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