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Politics / Re: CBN To Change From Polymer To Paper Notes by UncleJJ(m): 12:30pm On Apr 22, 2013
Find Out!:
2 pages of comments and NO ONE has blamed Soludo for introducing the sil.ly fake polymer notes (The contract award to Securency for its printing is still embroiled in some bribery controversy) but some posters have directly and indirectly attacked Sanusi who has said he wants to change the notes back to paper! undecided

Am i surprised? No.

Funny country with funnier people. Anyway, judging by the kind of President we elected, it shouldn't be hard to determine the class of (un)intelligence of several Nigerians.

How can, how can a hausa man ( ewu hausa, jaki,mallam, aboki). How can this hausa man be much more intelligent, brave and more forward thinking than an ibo man from the almighty Anambra state. No, it is impossible, all hausa are foolish and dull - they are only good and shoe makers and gatemen. tongue

Sanusi, has done more and will still do more for the Nigerian economy - from exposing the national assembly, to uncovering massive corruption in the banking sector, introduction of epayment systems, sanctioning the 100 fee for atm, to telling the public that the banks have stolen over 6billion naira.

The polymer notes were a scam, and it was done under soludo's regime. Sanusi, has taken the bull by the horn and done what no other public officer in Nigerian will ever think/attempt to do - fix problems not create them.
Politics / Re: 2015: Jonathan In Secret Meeting With Ooni, 22 Yoruba Obas by UncleJJ(m): 10:48pm On Apr 21, 2013
tripleaa: If Tinubu can support GEJ 2011 at the expense of his own party flag bearer, then who are broke Obas not to be bought? 10million naira each and 15million naira \\to the Ooni will make the obas pull off their regalia and dance kukere with GEJ come 2015. Beside, the obas need this cash to buy more bleaching creams and bliq bliq and of cos impregnant more women and romance their servants wives.

[size=18pt]POVERTY[/size]
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Had A Killer Squad As President -- Former Associate by UncleJJ(m): 10:25pm On Apr 21, 2013
coputa: Anthony Aneni(the edo wizard) mr fix it,was his marksman then and he was equally rewarded...they are worst enemies now..

and this anenih, who does he work for now ?
Romance / Re: Girls,own Up To The Number Of Guys U Have Slept With by UncleJJ(m): 4:51pm On Apr 21, 2013
Virginity is Scarce cos Sex is Selling
Virginity is Expensive cos Sex is Cheap

Girls Sleep with guys anyhow these days, cos they have nothing to offer men except sex and they guys have everything the girls want.

It's unfortunate, the average Nigeria girl has refused to learn that Nigerian men behave civilized and seemingly urbane but when it comes to marriage - they turn old skool.

Think about it a guy can sire kids late into his 90's as long as he can get it up. But, when a woman approaches 30 she is out of scope.

Why would a man prefer a grade 3 tokunbo car, when he can get a chasis brand new or grade one tokunbo for half price.

Virgins and girls with dry sex live are economically low maintenance.

Women are not virgins anymore because of money......

As for the guy who said black are worse than whites is just talking from the side of his arse - he probably lives in some dirty ghetto in the states.

You need to move up broke nigga, white women in the middle and upper class are the cheapest and most promiscous women in the western world. Hence the movement of succesful white men to asian women.

All those disgusting por.n categories na black man create am. olodo

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Celebrities / Re: Britian's Got Talent Contestants Dance To Iyanya's "Kukere"&dbanj's Oliver Twist by UncleJJ(m): 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2013
aijaydiva: I saw this video and i was stunned! These dancers known as CEO dancers WOWed the crowd as they danced to iyanya's kukere and dbanj's "oliver twist" at the britian's got talent contest. The african dance is just something else. I am so proud to be a nigerian.
Watch the video here...
http://youtube.com/watch?hl=en&gl=US&client=mv-google&v=XzWE54VRVTI

grin Naija no dey carry last !
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Dating Jim Iyke? Oh No! Nadia You Can Do Better. (pics) by UncleJJ(m): 2:16pm On Apr 21, 2013
supaeagles:
Friends with benefits abi wink

I like this one, heard somewhere she has a kid.... is this true !

If it is, Jim remember what they say about single mothers........ their wahala is too much !!!
Webmasters / Re: How To Attract Visitors To Your Blog Posts (even When Google Doesn't Help) by UncleJJ(m): 12:49am On Apr 20, 2013
YouTube

LinkedIn

prlog

slide share


pinterest

WordPress



do ur key, research first cool
Webmasters / Re: Wordpress Masters Help. by UncleJJ(m): 12:43am On Apr 20, 2013
donguutti: use the more tag on the post maker /editor, put immediately after the header , i,e let it be the first thing on the
main body of the post

TITle

More tag

rest of story


it just can pull post titles like that can it ?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Suspicious Of The Boston Bombers by UncleJJ(m): 10:54pm On Apr 19, 2013
have considered that. could be another hoax by their govt to.


1: gain public trust

2. start another campaign


3. entertain the bored Americans


4. all of the above.
Business / Re: Please Give A Name To My Business! by UncleJJ(m): 10:40pm On Apr 19, 2013
mama joes akara
Webmasters / Re: Wordpress Masters Help. by UncleJJ(m): 7:32pm On Apr 19, 2013
akintayo1: I want the articles on my pages to display just the post title, so only when the user click on it the whole article will display.
No summary or snippet. I want only the post title.

Thanks in advance.

Your looking for a plugin. go to /extend/plugins search for "post title".

It's been a while i searched for something like this.... you might need to change your theme - i dont recommend loading your cms with plugin's - other themes do with hooks.

But, if your good with computers you can look up wordpress hooks and search for post-title. Then add it on your homepage.

Their should be a cheat sheet for that.
Webmasters / Re: Web Developer Needed On Contract Basis by UncleJJ(m): 7:22pm On Apr 19, 2013
ogzille: @databoy247,

You are missing the point!

I never said we do not value CMS, we develop them. The message is: We are looking for people that can build and not only use!

@marketingtips,

We are only referring to the type of portfolio we will love to see. Though we do not mind wordpress websites with lovely plugins built by the person (the emphasis is on being able to develop not only use).

ooooooooooooooooo shocked
Webmasters / Re: Why You Should Stop Using A ..com Or .wordpress Domain by UncleJJ(m): 7:08pm On Apr 19, 2013
Sorry, to bust your bubble but your bubble but.... the thread should read why you should start with a . or .wordpress and move to a domain.

Pls, follow this link and look at the subdomain metrics. http://www.opensiteexplorer.org/comparisons.html?comparisons%5B0%5D=&no_redirect=1&page=1&site=www.blogger.com%2F

This actually shows the amount of "seo" consideration a subdomain on either of these domain will receive in the serps.

Blogs on these platforms can quickly gain reputation based on the "rep" of the TLD.

Besides, that - they run on super fast server and DNS servers - addding more seo value to your site.

After running a blog on these platforms for atleast a year, You can move to a TLD and 301 your site. Both blogs provide standalone software.

Like, i said sorry to bust your bubble.
Web Market / Re: Nigeria's Blackhat Community. by UncleJJ(m): 7:00pm On Apr 19, 2013
This domain is successfully pointing to a ZetaBoards server and can be added to your Domain Manager in your Admin Control Panel.
Webmasters / Re: Oluwaseun Osewa Can Be The Mark Zuckerberg Of Africa (with Your Help) by UncleJJ(m): 6:59pm On Apr 19, 2013
This is a very funny post. I think the OP should go see the social network .

Facebook was not a plan like how you build a house..... it grew on it own. They never decided on what or what should not be on facebook.

When the time came for it, they added the function. Nairaland still has a life span or 3 - 4 year. The best seun can do is despoil it for all its got and sell of the domain for tens of million. Am sure someone will have some use for it.

Even facebook is officially dead. Mark has cashed out have'nt you heard ! grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mandela's Granddaughter Fighting For Control Of His Fortune by UncleJJ(m): 4:27pm On Apr 19, 2013
Mandela has grandsons, he already started giving em stuff. The girls know... They might get nothing.
Entertainment / Re: Governor Sullivan Chime's Daughter, Ezinne, Smoking In The Public (Pictures) by UncleJJ(m): 2:31pm On Apr 19, 2013
Thermythorpe: undecided

So, this image suppose to drive a point. cool

She smokes cos she can. Like the man said smoking is not illegal - its not even morally wrong.

How about adultery, pre-marital sex and extra-marital sex. dressing half naked and calling it fashion.

He who has no sin - let him caste the first stone.

Muth.fking .... cu.ntz

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Business / Re: I Registered For Etranzact Pocketmoni And I'm Loving It! by UncleJJ(m): 4:51pm On Apr 18, 2013
james.ope04:
Go to www.pocketmoni.com n click on register. U'll surely get d procedure of registration

[size=28pt]DEAD SITE[/size]
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Become 30th Largest Economy By 2014 by UncleJJ(m): 4:07pm On Apr 17, 2013
AwodwaGyanOniwe: @Sheyi
One of u HUNGRY BOONS made a false claim by saying Nigeria has the biggest number of billionaires and millionaires.
Hes saying this because all he knws is FALSE CLAIMS, fed LIES everyday.

Theres the trueth below. Eat it.


All along ya'll were mum about this DISASTER!!!!!!!I can tell u with MEND vs Boko Haram gun fight these stats will be 90% by 2015.

We'll be blogging with more HUNGRY LOT.


This graph shows POVERTY IS INCREASING IN NIGERIA than declining. I can see how ur politicians rule that side. Keep em DUMB AND HUNGRY feed them FALSE HOPES

Today 80% live under $2 a day.
Nigeria's population in poverty (70% live below $1 a day)
1980: 17.1 million
1985: 34.7 million
1992: 39.2 million
1996: 67.1 million
2004: 68.7 million
2010: 112.47 million
Source: Nigeria's National Bureau of Statistics

Neo-slave, this does not counter the statement that Nigeria has the biggest number of billionaires and millionaire's.

www.forbes.com/africa-billionaires/list/

How many south-african's are on this list, and their all "EUROPEANS". Living in South-Africa is getting an American green card.

Black president, white country. grin
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S3 And Galaxy Note 2 Market Price Is Crashing Reead by UncleJJ(m): 3:33pm On Apr 17, 2013
This guy is a big time fraudster... even has a website

http://www.kaymu.com.ng/new-samsung-galaxy-s3-for-65k-only-16644.html
Phones / Re: Help Again..... Samsung Galaxy S2 Or Iphone 4s. by UncleJJ(m): 3:17pm On Apr 17, 2013
No way, if it not the S3 then dnt get it. the 4s is better than and s2 ----- TODAY !!!
Romance / Re: My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by UncleJJ(m): 11:47am On Apr 17, 2013
Some are show'ers and some are grow'ers grin

The OP has a show'er..... cant understand why he is complaining... alale to brazzers.com apply for an acting job grin

Thatz ur gift.....PERFORMANCE and ENTERTAINMENT.

You betta start charging those girls for running ur meter grin

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Romance / Re: Guys Deny If You've Never Done This LOVE STUNT Before To A Girl You Love(pic) by UncleJJ(m): 8:42pm On Apr 16, 2013
Any babe wey gree make you kneel down beg am, no respect you even small... tongue

Once she notice you wan kneel down beg she suppose no gree make your knees touch ground.

The very moment your knee touch ground. From that day, just put her nos fr blocklist..... mark her x.

Fr the amatuers, that is one simple way to see if a girl likes you..... shocked

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Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by UncleJJ(m): 8:35pm On Apr 16, 2013
You can get one of em programmable dogs from Japan..... will do everything your "programme it to do"

I you can even make em say..... anything in any voice.... think of all the possibilites ... babe

Girls like you dont need men, you need programmable pets..... grin

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Politics / Re: Northern Governors Set To Dump Jonathan In 2015 by UncleJJ(m): 10:29pm On Apr 15, 2013
mindtricks: Hmm! Isnt that too harsh? Sounds like the keys to AsoRock solely lies with this North? The South can only complement as follow follow?

It is and has always been !
Politics / Re: Northern Governors Set To Dump Jonathan In 2015 by UncleJJ(m): 10:25pm On Apr 15, 2013
Mgbadike80: The north did not support jonathan in 2011, they are all a bunch of liars seeking for relevance. The presido should unleash the EFFC,abandon amnesty and atleast complete some visible projects and he will win them again come 2015, after all the north now in opposition can't even present one candidate. Even ANPP broke up and buhari was pushed away at the dying minute. The presido should just man up for once and deal with this vultures.

shocked
Webmasters / Re: There Is Global Attack On Wordpress Sites by UncleJJ(m): 4:35am On Apr 15, 2013
mededot: Well, thanks again for this headsup... I have almost 30 websites built with wordpress and I wasted no time improving the security of the very important ones!

Thankfully, the plugin mentioned: better wp security is a real blessing and I utilised a lot of the features!

I just got a notification now of how one of my less important sites was trying to be hacked! Check it out:

A host, 37.57.25.225(you can check the host at http://ip-adress.com/ip_tracer/37.57.25.225) has been locked out of the WordPress site at http://ayodejiagboola.com until Sunday, April 14th, 2013 at 11:50:46 am UTC due to too many login attempts. You may login to the site to manually release the lock if necessary.

So this is for real guys!
grin
Webmasters / Re: My Fresh Job Part II by UncleJJ(m): 4:11am On Apr 15, 2013
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