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Romance / Re: Does She Really Love Me? by UncleJJ(m): 2:18am On Jan 07, 2014
Lovexme: Only people with something to hide use lock codes on their phone(s). The fact that she started locking her phone after you insisted on seeing her sent messages says a lot.

She's your girlfriend, communicate with her..Tell her exactly how you feel about all she's doing, and then you could take your decision from her response.

I hope this helps.

Shut the f.ck up ..... Nokia communicator.
Romance / Re: Are All Girls With Dimples Beautiful? ENTER THREAD by UncleJJ(m): 2:15am On Jan 07, 2014
See libra and Venus influences, for a better explanation.
Romance / Re: Women Hole Are Different And Why Men Dump Women After Sex by UncleJJ(m): 2:11am On Jan 07, 2014
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Day: Yvonne Nelson Looks Fabulous In Red by UncleJJ(m): 1:51am On Jan 07, 2014
Cooldude001: Hmmmm............Pretty lady shocked

You like hungry girls ?

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Romance / Re: He Is Back At It Again... by UncleJJ(m): 1:48am On Jan 07, 2014
Politics / Re: WHY AN IGBO MUSLIM HAS TO BE THE NEXT SULTAN OF SOKOTO by UncleJJ(m): 12:29am On Jan 07, 2014
kaura5000: first of all let me clarify something...not everyone can become a sultan because it is hereditary... and also it is just after the coming of the british that he became the spritual leader..but in the oden days the sultan is just a head of a confederal government comprising of 30 emirs that made up sokoto caliphate... the more close example of the caliphate in structure is u.a.e comprising of six or 7 emirates...so you reaise now no one can become the emir of dubai even if he convert to muslim.. so as to sokoto caliphate

ohhh please, like they did not know. They are just fishing for public opinions in hopes someone will support they disorganized system of governent.

I only find, this in the east - where traditional kingship titles are not hereditary - they are for sale.
Webmasters / Re: How Facebook Reveals Human Migration by UncleJJ(m): 12:23pm On Jan 04, 2014
spikes C:

In the past few years, if u got ur hands on facebook database, the only useful thing would be peoples' contact details. But right now, we're predicting migration with a mere location status update.

This is the very same reason security and forensics , is much more important. As a tech-person , i assume you have access to the internet and can google "privacy issue's". Facebook, should not be going through user's data: to the extent where it queries, it's databases to find out users location. I know this is only possible if you accept the request via browser , however this data as we have seen is shared amongst various research companies who are profiling users and document pattern's.

Dude, security is a big issue - that why lot's of people prefer to run internet activities via self-managed vpn's - everything is been monitored. Have you forgotten so soon - Edward Snowden . Security experts are the most valuable - you must learn to secure you data or do your best to randomize it.
Romance / Re: Ladies,honestly Apart From Money,what Else Can We Do To Please You? by UncleJJ(m): 1:50am On Jan 01, 2014
A hypothetical 9inch c.ock that drills like it runs on diesel. grin
Webmasters / Re: How Facebook Reveals Human Migration by UncleJJ(m): 5:55pm On Dec 31, 2013
spikes C: Big data, the next big thing cool

The high paying jobs is gradually going to analysts, and people are still learning html and css.

when i tell ppl that development jobs will one day fade out as code monkeys will take over, and solution providers will rule the world, they would still ask me java or c++

Actually security and forensics is the next big thing developers are like high paid mechanics . The only ones that make it to the finish lines are those who build against status quo. Theirs nothing special about writing code or having mastered painting or driving skills, this era only recognizes the guy that build applications which bridge the divide between economic sense and human nature.
Webmasters / Re: SSL CERTIFICATE CRASH COURSE – PART 1 by UncleJJ(m): 5:37pm On Dec 31, 2013
Gmmail: SSL Cert. prevents sensitive data hijacking through 'middle man attack'. However the high cost and cumbersome deployment has hindered its wide adoption.
It requires a dedicated ip (not included with shared hosting), installed on one domain. with special config.
Lately thought, there is a new Multiple domain SSL i.e a Single SSL securing multiple domains.

That's why I advice guys to learn to deploy and maintain vps servers. You can get one 1gb ram openvz for 30$/yr. it might be hard in the beginning but soon you'll get used to it. A basic vps setup consist of , dns, mail and web servers . And you can run 2 high traffic sites on 1 gb ram vps running nginx.

For the ssl, guys should check out namecheap , their positive ssl offer has been on for ever and start ssl is offering class2 ssl certs.
Phones / Re: How Do I Download Video With "Http Error 403 " Messages Into My Smartphone? by UncleJJ(m): 9:07pm On Dec 30, 2013
A 403 error means your not authorized to access that link. The sysadmin has that link protected !
Car Talk / Re: Is It Better To Buy A Car Outright Or To Buy Using A Loan? by UncleJJ(m): 5:08pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nope the loan is better. Especially if you plan on getting another car, with a year.

Think hard about it, real businesses has nothing to do with risk but profit benefit.

The banks is their to bear the brunt. An easy escape if your credit worthy and financially intelligent.

See it this way. Buy car on loan, service the loan, sell car after a yr, top money buy a more expensive car and keep servicing initial loan.

The rich and financially intelligent have been ddoing this for years.

Someone said car theft or accident. .. If your really interested in risks what are the possibilities of you dying in a car crash. But you buckle up.. You reduce risk, you manage risk... You don't avoid it. wink

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Romance / Re: No Intercourse Till Wedding Day. Can You Wait Another Day? by UncleJJ(m): 10:28pm On Nov 03, 2013
Marriage has to be consummated.
Romance / Re: Starved Ladies, Pls Read This by UncleJJ(m): 9:50pm On Oct 30, 2013
ellapius: Send your d***ck size Color and your longes time with a lady in bed to my mail
Be warn if you can't last two hours and your below Size 11 don't even try sending cos my grandmother will be mad @ you

This babe is crazy and cruel ! grin
Romance / Re: REVEALED: 15 Common Sex Lies Women Tell by UncleJJ(m): 9:38pm On Oct 30, 2013
A million times already.
Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Armoured Car Scandal House Committee Hearing – Live Updates by UncleJJ(m): 3:26pm On Oct 30, 2013
This is a pity. The minister is absent, GEJ. Truly, u don't give a damn.
Politics / Re: Is GEJ Killing Nigerians In The Name Of Improved Ecomony? by UncleJJ(m): 6:50pm On Oct 26, 2013
atlwireles:

You are a ghost worker. Which contracts are abandoned in the FCT, please name them and provide pictures.

Got to wuye area that road has been under construction for years and the pedestrian bridge that L's on the side.

I can make a video of women and children running accross a four lane rd, becuase GEJ does not give a damn.

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Politics / Re: Okonjo Iweala, Alison-madueke And Stella Oduah! A Tale Of Three Ministries: by UncleJJ(m): 6:42pm On Oct 26, 2013
Ile-Ife:


Is Stella some kind of special breed who has a blank cheque to Nigeria's (ND) common wealth? She was caught using her position to enrich her self like Patricia Etteh. She is not being suspected like every Nigeria Public office holder is, there is evidence, she has been caught. Did other tribes trick or force her into giving the nod for those outrageous transactions? Common, use your loaf. haba?

How will they accept the woman is a shameless thief. And, its all cos her boss has no true love for this country and never did. Nigeria's coffers is no likened ton the scramble for Africa: everybody take what you can.

Jonathan is the worst president this country has had. Everybody just does as he or she wishes. The evidence is littered on the streets, market , schools and offshore.

I am yet to see or read , in this forum, where an individual defends GeJ or his regime without saying victim, Ijaw, Hausa, igbo, Yoruba or women.

They can't !
Politics / Re: Is President Jonathan Being Laughed At During His UN Address. by UncleJJ(m): 1:49pm On Sep 26, 2013
Ladies and gentlemen - this image was photoshopped.

look at the circles .

Technology Market / Re: . by UncleJJ(m): 4:42pm On Sep 12, 2013
not yet.... getting offers though ! @bo-dice see whatsapp tongue
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Ipod Touch For Sale Gen4 32gb - Stainless Steel Back -abuja - See Video/pics by UncleJJ(m): 1:13pm On Sep 12, 2013
grin
Technology Market / Re: . by UncleJJ(m): 1:12pm On Sep 12, 2013
Will add more vdo's tonight.....
Phone/Internet Market / Ipod Touch For Sale Gen4 32gb - Stainless Steel Back -abuja - See Video/pics by UncleJJ(m): 8:56am On Sep 12, 2013
A 32gb Gen4 ipod touch for sale - a must have for music lover. Stainless steel back no scratch, clean screen no scratch.

Running iOs 6. Include, usb cable, plastic protection cover and earphones and a perfect battery.

I am the first user so - be assured you getting a product with no problems (apple can be trusted for building rugged products).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPTKxLLTUlc

Asking for[b] 20K[/b] shocked ( negotiable)

An ipod make a strong statement, you cant imagine the amount of compliments i get from guys and chicks wink when i take this baby to public places. I can make a video with the ipod performing any task you so desire.


Add me on whatsapp - we should talk. smiley

Technology Market / Re: . by UncleJJ(m): 8:30am On Sep 12, 2013
the ipod is in perfect condition . No problems - no experiment/jailbreaking or hacking has been carried out on it.

I can make an upload a video of it performing any task cheesy

You can add me on whatsapp !!!
Technology Market / . by UncleJJ(m): 2:36am On Sep 12, 2013
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Politics / Re: Does Atiku Abubakar Have Any Electoral Value? by UncleJJ(m): 7:17pm On Sep 06, 2013
grin Nice one Gbawe... Until we decide to change Nigeria will not change.. GEJ is and never was God sent... embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Dillish Wins BBA 8th Edition by UncleJJ(m): 7:53pm On Aug 25, 2013
Nelly Ghenghen: yaaaaay!!!! grin grin grin the beautiful dillish

Fraud ! Why did dilish win pls xplain....

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Webmasters / Re: Microsoft Shuts Down Support For Windows XP In Pcs, Laptops by UncleJJ(m): 2:29pm On Aug 24, 2013
sunday478: nawa oo, what will all this computer centers do, they mean the are going to be operating with that obsolete operating system. At least the should have a department that handle that special for them.

Why must you use microsoft - everheard of ubuntu, its free cool !

At least, you dont have to use fake windows keys ----- grin
Politics / Re: 2015: Governors, Ministers, Opt For Foreign GSM Lines by UncleJJ(m): 10:08am On Jul 23, 2013
Nope.. This technology exists and its damn cheap. Look at audible magic for Audi and attrasoft for video.

Google has similar if not the same technology on YouTube.

Try uploading a new movie or song after its released and in a short moment you will receive a copyright warning.

Skype or other service would be much safer. You can bounce the signal off a VPN or two.

You should also look at VoIP solution's.
Politics / Re: Senators Who Voted To Legalise Underage Marriage. by UncleJJ(m): 2:27pm On Jul 20, 2013
its another distraction...hw many pdp senators voted...

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