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PhonesRe: Blackberry/andriod Which Is Good For A Nigerian University Student by UncleJJ(m): 11:45pm On Feb 26, 2013
dnt mind these guys ...fr bb levels dey and fr android levels dey.

start by checking ur pocket. no go buy phone, u no fit chop for school.

and dnt even think if buying an android if your not technically adept and own a descent windows machine. the next thing u go here now nah techno, huawei and zte. the android is just an OS. the bb is like a mac ...software and hardware come frm the same source.
PhonesRe: Help!!! I Have Murdered My Phone. by UncleJJ(m): 11:37pm On Feb 26, 2013
why are u trying to install custom roms on a pro duos. bros, that phone has does not have enough experienced users ....so support is very poor.

search for pro dous stock rom international version. make sure u check the md5 before install.

once the phone is up amd running...sell it and get something worth flashing.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by UncleJJ(m): 12:02am On Feb 25, 2013
Are you running an international version
Or carrier version.

You might have to flash it back to stock, if it refuses. But first, boot into cwm and try a factory reset. Wipe cache and dalvik cache. Then reboot, if it fails, take a shot of your device s about and post it here.
BusinessRe: What Do I Invest My Money In? by UncleJJ(m): 10:35pm On Feb 20, 2013
ha ha.. you need to think about currency value. import business is subject to government change and policies e.t.c.

you need import money. so waht u meed to do is invest in export. recieve ur money in dollars and enjoy, the reduce taxes on several goods. you need to go around and look for those guys who are experinced in exports and join the biz.

import na gbese, export jas very little government regulation. And, very guys are into it. cash in and grow a good number of customers .... after that its just bag
, tag, ship and collect dollars . change and profit.

its difficult to start. but afyer the initial hiccups....its daddy must obey....
RomanceRe: A Small Cute Gift A Guy Can Buy His Girlfwend On Her Birthday <ADVICE NEEDED> by UncleJJ(m): 10:15pm On Feb 20, 2013
shoes, you cant go wrong with shoes! you no get sistaz cool
PhonesRe: Suggestions On Mini-tablet Or Smartphone Models by UncleJJ(m): 10:01pm On Feb 20, 2013
Hotdiamond: tecno products come wit after sales services. And their products come with warranty.
woo hooo wink
PhonesRe: BB Q10 Hot Or Not? by UncleJJ(m): 9:57pm On Feb 20, 2013
the new bb are cool. some people drive beamers, others benzes.

the x10 and z10 are definately going to be hotsellers. in the us and ng. regardless of what people say. if ur a bb owner and love the messenger and are interestes in the new properties and capabilties of new mobile os'es.

you should get the z10, i dont see tje x10 selling that hard. the bb messenger has now become the yahoo messenger of the new technology era.

lil sis is getting one next month....jump on the bandwagon.

p.s...get a white one if you can.....sleek and classy...
PhonesRe: Suggestions On Mini-tablet Or Smartphone Models by UncleJJ(m): 9:50pm On Feb 20, 2013
bros, close eyes and get a samsung. dnt know bout this techno.

is it that durable and does it come witj a warranty.

can go wrong with a samsung. walk into any samsung authorised dealer and look at some models. in this economy, a warranty is imperative. atleast if something goes wrong.... samsung will happily give you a new device.....
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho Shows Off Her Well Endowed Body In Hot New PHOTOS by UncleJJ(m): 1:10pm On Feb 16, 2013
mafiachic: there are just some things silicone boobs can't add.. such as facial beauty.. obviously..
Tell that to Kim Kardashian !!! lipsrsealed
PhonesRe: Should Google Deny Android To Huawei, ZTE And Amazon? by UncleJJ(m): 9:27pm On Feb 14, 2013
huawei and zte should be denied cos the could use the android os for profit .... i dont understand.

If the idea was to control the use of the os, the it should not be opensource in the beginning. However, you are missing the whole point. The reason the android was built was becuase google needed to expand the market.

Technology is fast moving and there is was a need for an advanced mobile os. The future is in mobile and if people have to pay too much to use these sort of phones the what would remain.

Google whole idea is mobile advertisement. The more phones in the market the more mobile ads in the system and the more money to mske. Google owns the biggest online advertsing system. On mobile they have adsense for mobile and admob.

The android is more than an operating system, at the core its a delivery system. Soon, this will materilize on a grand scale.

Android is free and will remain free, take advantage of this huge opportuinity.... my bros. Dont die like the iOs !!!!!
PhonesRe: Should Google Deny Android To Huawei, ZTE And Amazon? by UncleJJ(m): 9:11pm On Feb 13, 2013
Dude, android os is open source it belongs to the community. Google maintain's the code - just like linux and ubuntu.
PhonesRe: Where To Repair Galaxy S2 In Ondo by UncleJJ(m): 9:06pm On Feb 13, 2013
PhonesRe: Run Android Apps For Free On Your Pc Or Mac by UncleJJ(m): 8:58pm On Feb 13, 2013
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Is An Apprentice - Confirmed !!! by UncleJJ(op): 11:07pm On Feb 12, 2013
THE OP SAYS .....


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PhonesRe: Where To Repair Galaxy S2 In Ondo by UncleJJ(m): 11:03pm On Feb 12, 2013
whats wrong with ur device ?
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by UncleJJ(m): 10:50pm On Feb 12, 2013
otokx: what app can i use to save the battery life of an s2.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1969741
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by UncleJJ(m): 10:48pm On Feb 12, 2013
spenca: pls ma sII is requesting me for sim ntwrk unlock code after i upgraded from ics to jelly bean,pls help bruh with the code coz av bn unable to use the fone....plssssss its a i9100
get ezunlock from the googleplay
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by UncleJJ(m):
mikky4all: Sorry what am I to do with foxfi
huh
AutosRe: Get Cars From Cotonou To Nigeria Very Cheap Exchage Rate Down Pls 08038379715 by UncleJJ(m): 3:01pm On Feb 10, 2013
toyota celica 2000 .+ airbags +abs +powersteering +bucket seats +aluminuim wheels +black color +power windows +leatherseats.

HOW MUCH ?
CelebritiesRe: ~Omotola Jolade Ekeinde's Ikebe: Nollywood's Best Ikebe~ by UncleJJ(m): 10:13pm On Feb 09, 2013
Genevieve and omotola are two different women.

if you like the big booty kind ... nah Omotola .

if you like ciara type chicks... or the jenner twins....

then you go for Genevieve.


thank God for the spell checker....
Music/RadioIyanya Desire Album...... 4.5/5 by UncleJJ(op):
Just got the album ... it fell of the back of a truck.... grin

Listened to all tracks... the recording is perfect and the music is undoubtedly cool. You wont regret it, when its out get a copy.

You should look forward to hearing songs like some more ft young l... remember young l ( fever prod. by ekelly)[url]notjustok.com/2012/11/16/yung-l-fever-prod-by-e-kelly/[/url]

my favorites are jombolo ft flavour , ekaette ft tekno

download jombolo here http://www.sharebeast.com/ut66bx80ileq
download some more here http://www.sharebeast.com/ewgttngivzwn

be the first on your block to get the album .......
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by UncleJJ(m): 5:12pm On Feb 08, 2013
geefivez: Hello guy, please I need an urgent help on my Samsung galaxy s GT-19000.when I power it,the screen will display the welcome message but refused to boot. It will be vibrating periodically.
Please what can I do to make it work.
See https://www.nairaland.com/1131501/galaxy-s2-galaxy-s3-expert/1#14194240 ... thanks to stanley08
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by UncleJJ(m): 5:08pm On Feb 08, 2013
mikky4all: Pls expert in the house, my galaxy s3 tethering is not working. Its just writing mobile data unavailable. Pls help me out asap
get foxfi from here but its limited. u can use ur gtb naira mastercard or gtb visa dollar card to buy the full version. @N1000 ~
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.foxfi&hl=en
PhonesRe: RIM's upcoming flagship phone, Blackberry Z10 To Cost £480 (Approx. N119,000) by UncleJJ(m): 7:43pm On Jan 30, 2013
Ha Ha.... hope the BB, has touch screen, atleast 10GB internal memory, 4g, wifi,btooth,NFC, acurrate gps,

Ha Ha..... frgt you still in the dinasour age.... get on the android train.... tongue
PhonesRe: Do You also Get 4G Internet Service In Nigeria? by UncleJJ(m): 10:51pm On Jan 29, 2013
Dumb ass nicka , 4g is available on many handsets - just not activated. If you know what ur doing u can get that activated.

But, in Naija - that 4g is barely 3g- cos our 3/3.5 no be so.

We need to demand better services. MTN is shit, airtel dey try but etisalat -- not bad.

Can get up to 700kbps download , when tethering my old man's ipad and its 3g not 4 g.

And, the S3 say's 4g on mtn but cant even download youtube vdo's without chopping ....
WebmastersRe: What Is The Best Way To Make Money With Your Site by UncleJJ(m): 11:02pm On Jan 25, 2013
Traffic is equal to conversion.
Repeat traffic is equal to lifetime income.
RomanceRe: What Will It Take For A Guy To Initiate A Relationship? by UncleJJ(m): 1:04pm On Jan 24, 2013
phaya: So if a lady meets u now, that's the first she has to do. Ask u where ur kitchen is + ur best food before u can be in a relationship with her or whathuh?
Your just pissed - cos ur cooking's not that good. (assuming ur in Nigeria).

See - if a "Nigerian guy" likes your food - its as good as ur his wife. (assuming his mum , fed the shit out of him with different delicacy(s) ).

Also assuming ur not "that" ugly. grin
PhonesRe: UC Browser Is Here Connecting With You! by UncleJJ(m):
ucbrowser rocks on android's...... yea man !!!
RomanceRe: How Does Love Work? by UncleJJ(m): 11:03pm On Jan 20, 2013
love is what makes an ibo girl marry a broke hausa man.

love is what makes a young girl choose to marry her school boyfriend over the older man who has bank accounts and estates running into hundreds of millions.

love is what makes a mother protect her 27 year old son who refuses to grow up

love is what make a father tolerate that same son

love is what make politician's steal moni

love is a good firestarter but you need a strong will power to keep it going.

stop searching for love - the damn things seem to grow even where its not wanted.

if the younger girl married the rich older guy, she would grow to love him and her children.

if the mum kicked her son in the behind to get him moving, by the time he buys his 1st car - he understand the love

stop searching for love - look for posibilities - the damn thing called love seem to grow even when its not wanted !!1
BusinessRe: Danfo Business-is It Worth Investing On? by UncleJJ(m): 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2013
A man who has invested in one Danfo business can create a multimillion venture, if only there are faithful employees as he runs his business. Here is how. He bought a Danfo and got a good driver who work with genuineness, he delivers N4000 every day and work lets say 5 days a week. For the first 3 months on average there will not be a problem with the Danfo except one service maintenance every three months. lets say that cost N4000 also. The driver lest assume he makes N2000 at every delivery.

1. N4000 X 5=N20000 a week

2. N20000 X 12= N240,000 per 3 months

3. Servicing for the first 3 months N4000- N240,000= N236,000

4. 236,000 X 4= N944,000

His net income will be N944,000 for at least a year before any major repair. After a year, he deducts N100,000 for major repair and he will have N844,000.

After the first quarter of another year, he would have made another N236,000 or slightly more depending on economy. But lets stay with our current average of N236,000.

5. 844,000 + 236,000 = N1.080,000

Lets say during that period of 15 months, there are other miscellaneous expenses, such as police arrest and settlement, tire repair, he spent N80,000.

At this time with 1 million, he can buy another bus, which i think its around N800,000 on average if secure from the border. At the end the owner will make 100-200k depending on the cost of the new Danfo.

let also imagine that the new Danfo didnt start work until 3 months time because of paper etc, although this will be hardly possible because all could be done in a month.
At the end of the year, The owner would have gotten 236,000 X 2 = 472,000 for the new van and 708,000 for the old van.

Total=1,180,000

The owner now has 2 busses with an estimated gross/ net income 1,180,000 and his net worth/ Capital and income of 2 buses that cost 800,000 each totaling 1.6 million and 1.180,000= 2. 8 million.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Girls From Imo State;;;;;:::::::::::::::: by UncleJJ(m): 10:31pm On Jan 19, 2013
My friends extremely beautiful sister is an imo girl..... I swear i want to fcku the shit out of that girl ! Wonderful news smiley

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