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PoliticsRe: South-west Beef To Be Supplied Through Oloba Farm In Osun by UncleJJ(m): 8:43am On Dec 11, 2012
Dumb asses, the fulani's have been producing beef for centuries and osun wants to supply the west with 45 x 50k!

I tot orobi's were good been counters. Anyway, they can produce all the beef they want. Its probably some genetic mutated shit anyway.

Thats why we the organic and inorganic sections.

The south west need to desist frm this 419 packaging.... Thier too dubious.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Can Crown Or Deny Presidency by UncleJJ(m): 11:05am On Dec 10, 2012
Only tribalist and ethnic bigots will vote Jonathan..the man has disgraced the SS, we r gon b like the SE.

Let is be none to everyman gej is nt the progenitor of amnesty blah blah blah, Twas Yar'dua.

So, the militants in truth owe thier newly found opulence to a northerner. Who stopped boko haram v1.o dead in its tracks, was it Jonathan.

Who deregulated fuel, whch nw sells for up n2oo/lit . Was it obasanjo, who promised boko haram will end in june and electricity similar, was it IBB?

Pensions stolen, fuel scarcity returns, over 2trillion naira fuel deregulation scam, defense scams worth tens of millions of euro's.

Men and women with Nigerian blood die like slaves in the north, yet he has the guts to build banquet halls, v.p billion naira houses, more aircrafts than the U:S govt.

Lagos, now runs as it likes, brf even boasting he already has a state police, toll gates, public extortion in form of taxation, poor construction standards and executive tribalism.

This is the man u want to vote come '15. Jonathan is the worst thing that has happened to this country, he is shallow minded, tribalistic, cold hearted, gullible and backstabbing.

Even, the rivers, trees and land in this country have rejected him fr re.election... He has served himself, since he came ...the man has no character, he a chronic liar...who never has anything facts to support his statments.

The SS will do nothing, if he does not return...all they ever wanted was money, now they have lots of it.
PoliticsRe: . by UncleJJ(m): 10:43pm On Dec 09, 2012
musiwa7: grin
u still a traitor.
PoliticsRe: Fresh Pressure On Obama, Clinton Over Boko Haram. by UncleJJ(m): 10:34pm On Dec 09, 2012
mike404: DRONESSsssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSS grin grin grin grin
did u go to school? Have u asked urself the implication of naming bokoharam terrorist, in a country like nigeria.

U think only d north will be affected.
WebmastersRe: What Do You Do If Someone Bought Your Domain Name by UncleJJ(m): 10:11pm On Dec 09, 2012
Get, ur site professional looking, with logo and no private who.is

you can check the net, apply for rights. As long as its a .net,.org,.com its usa jurisdiction. If ur really sucessful with the branding, u can apply fr a cease and decist.
RomanceRe: Marriage Stinks by UncleJJ(m): 5:18pm On Dec 09, 2012
Try this, take ur kids to ur folks fr the weekend.

Go to the pharmacy ask fr viagra or cialis, make sure u gt the dosage right.

Go home and fkcu the shit out of her, hard and rough.

Even, if she says no, force her..be bold she's ur wife.

Something tels me she jst wants attention, dnt do that wimpy nice guy stuff. Sometimes women jst too feel overpowered but they say it.

If this does not work, get a divorce. I'm catholic but i support divorce in these cases.

The fact that she told you; youd die if fcku her...is effing sick. If i were u, i'd given it her doggy style right there.
PropertiesRe: Cheap Lovely 2 Bedroom Terrace House FOR SALE In Lekki! by UncleJJ(m): 10:43am On Dec 08, 2012
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PoliticsRe: Dumb Tribal Bigots Making A Fool Of Themselves by UncleJJ(m): 8:41am On Dec 08, 2012
any picture i post of owerri gets deleted because nowhere in the SW looks that good. the mod thinks that by deleting the pictures they can take away the fact that enugu, imo, uyo, asaba, and PH look better than every where in the SW. power to them lol. That's why nobody is buying ad space on this site and it's ratings are dropping (i watch the analytic statistics) -Source:@
Just for the records, Uyo,Asaba and PH are not part of the south-east.

'Southeastern Nigeria was one of the initial Nigerian twelve states that were created during the Nigerian civil war. It was later divided into the present Akwa Ibom State and Cross River State. In the 1990s, Southeast became the name of one of the six geo-polictical zones consisting of the Abia State, Anambra State, Ebonyi State, Enugu State, Imo State. - Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeastern_Nigeria
SS is not interested in Biafra campaign....oooh tongue
PoliticsRe: GEJ’s Facebook Page Attacked For Unfulfilled Promise To Clean-up Zamfara by UncleJJ(m): 8:22am On Dec 08, 2012
Sealeddeal: There is nothing wrong with lead poisoning killing children of wicked generation.the people of Zamfara state should stop giving birth as most of their children is either untrained,useless or terrorists/jihadist.
Alot of people in this country are suffering psychologically. So, cos these folks are frm Zamfara, they should die.

And have you considered or thought who these illegal miners are ? You think, there from Zamfara. Like you mentioned in your post - there children are untrained useless terrorist, so this would mean the illegal miners are trained useful peaceful folks !

And, where in this country do we find people that are trained, useful, peaceful folks in the east, west or south south.

Please, use facts to support your statements.
FoodRe: Long Queue At Food Vendor Is It Juju? by UncleJJ(m): 9:02am On Dec 07, 2012
Pain: WHAT BLOODY JUJU? ITS ALL ABOUT THE RECIPE! JUJU IS A TERM COINED BY SOME SMALL BRAINED ANCESTORS TO EXPLAIN PHENOMENA BEYOND THEIR UNDERSTANDING. THEY WERE SO SO LAZY TO ENGAGE IN CRITICAL REASONING. PERIOD
So who taught you this critical reasoning - everybody knows the greatest men in the western all belong to some sort of occult. So, i dnt understand whose ancestor's were lazy.

Is it mine, that use thier's for odeshi, moni rituals or the white man who used his for technological advancement e.t.c

Bros, JUJU dey all places.
WebmastersRe: Cloudflare, Has Anyone Used Them B4 by UncleJJ(m): 12:22pm On Dec 06, 2012
Arbeola13: Yep, but it seems there is always a problem with uploading your website through ftp including filezilla or other online ftp like net2ftp after changing DNS to cloudflare's dns.
As anyone experienced something similar?
You should webdisk for this !!
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Do House Chores For Her Fiance? by UncleJJ(m): 12:18pm On Dec 06, 2012
Adaeze003: lmao.. Bro don vex! Lol can't believe I almost missed the party. Sorry broda but we won't die single.
Read something about Africans and 'our culture'. Now let me remind him about the African culture. In the east, you're not allowed to have your fiancee in your house till after your trad marriage and in the south, till after the white wedding so forget this trash about spending the weekend if you wanna talk about culture. Now, after marriage is when she is meant to be your helper as another person said/wrote woman means helper lol! If so why not ask any 'woman' for help? Its only after marriage that this woman is meant to help you as you two have become one. Help means to aid if I'm not wrong and that means you must be doing part of the work. In this case, it means the both of you JOINING forces to have a successful MARRIAGE and if her part is to do chores then its no big deal.
About the spending issue, y should a guy spend money on a girl that's not his wife? Its simply because he wants her love but uhm money can't buy you love but it can get you a cleaner smiley. Sometimes, girls are to blame. He's buying your hair, furniture and bought you a lappy/bb then y won't you clean his house and wash his boxers? Lol. Its all in the mind, he's giving you and you feel a need to do something in return(sometimes its as bad as giving your bodysad).
Guys should even be careful about girls who just walk into their lives and start doing the dishes cos she might just be after the marriage.
Bottomline... Washing and sweeping for you is not the only way a woman can show that she's 'wife material' if she always appears neat, her home is always clean, and she serves you delicious meals when you VISIT her odds are she will take care of your home just fine. smiley smiley smiley
IF YOU WONT DO IT, SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO IT.. cool
WebmastersRe: Cloudflare, Has Anyone Used Them B4 by UncleJJ(m): 11:33pm On Dec 04, 2012
Cloudflare is cool. Its like having a cache version of your site on servers in diff locations.

it should make the site faster, save you from getting hacked .

Everything passes through their dns servers. used, it in the past but not nymore ... w3cache.

But, some guys also claim it has seo value, i suppose it cos of the speed improvement.

It might not really help, if you have a thin site.
RomanceRe: I'm Very Confused About My Girlfriend by UncleJJ(m): 11:25pm On Dec 04, 2012
OP, abeg ... when next ur babe come Abuja for "work" grin.

please let me know via this thread, Abuja boys r always on the prowl for fresh blood.

We can cash out big time..... cool
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Do House Chores For Her Fiance? by UncleJJ(m): 11:06pm On Dec 04, 2012
if she cant cook or clean how will she take care of the kids?

if she cant cook or clean how will she manage the maid?

No matter how wealthy your husband is you must know how to cook and clean,or you just be another sex machine my sister.

Thats all you will have to offer!

When i was young, my mum had 2 househelp. 1 for the kitchen the oda to to wash and iron e.t.c

She worked as a school teacher for 27 years,just retired a few months ago. All my life, i have never returned home frm primary or secondary school and not find my mum in the house. She was always around to oversee her workers.

Till this day, i live with my lil sis in Abuja - and she reminds so much of my mum. She is not scared of the kitchen and can wake up at 2.a.m to cook anything and i mean anything.

You think after all this kind life, i'd give a second thought to a girl with all the b.s.c in the world and all the foreign grammer if she cant cook and do simple chores that make her irreplaceable in the home.

FYI - My mum has a phd in education and curriculum, while my sis has a 1st class degree in Art and history.

I can smell phony girls frm a mile. Most of them cant cook, dont have manners and are feminazi's
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader Threatens The United States by UncleJJ(m): 9:41am On Dec 04, 2012
[size=16pt]ooh God, we are so scared...... pls boko haram dont kill us , dont kill us please..... grin[/size]

Zap.I.N.G CLOWN. As soon as your other brothers, that have decided to surrender and collect money, so they can ba.ng real women on earth and not in heaven... give us all the information we require... we go see nah.
PoliticsRe: No Alternative To Deregulation- Fg(pix) by UncleJJ(m): 9:25am On Dec 04, 2012
GEJ , You want to break the last straw Abi.

There might be no serious palava when you do this but, i promise you ::: you no go come back for 2015.

Dem boys must disgrace you, like Atiku and Obasanjo before him. Amen.Amin.Itse
PoliticsRe: EFCC's Budget Slashed: Good Or Bad Sign? by UncleJJ(m): 9:20am On Dec 04, 2012
Clerverly: If the Govt. can stick to the cut, that should be commendable. A staff of the agency i know very well has acquired multi-million naira properties in choice locations within the country. And i keep wondering how can this be possible with his earnings as a crime officer.
So i will even suggest sinking that agency as it has outlived its usefulness.
Its a well known policy, if you are not performing - you get your budget cut. EFCC, no dey do anything for this country - so why give them more money we know they are siphoning.
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu’s Lawyer Explains His Will. by UncleJJ(m): 9:17am On Dec 04, 2012
GAME OVER - BIANCA WAKA DEY GO

It is evident, that Emeka is a greedy man. Which is natural for anyone with "eastern blood" in his viens.

His dad gave him , the family house and another building, and a well respected family name that can open doors in any government parastatals.

Emeka get up and go to Abuja use your fathers name and hustle for the money you so desire. Stop dragging your fathers name in the mud.
RomanceRe: What Drives A Woman To cheat? by UncleJJ(m): 12:02am On Dec 04, 2012
RudySmith: The exact same thing that drives other men to cheat.
Your definitely wrong. A man can cheat and still love his wife, a woman can never cheat if she still loves her husband.

Dont believe that crap in the movies, white women are the most promiscuous and cheap on earth.
PoliticsRe: I Want To Renounce Being Called A Nigerian - And Claim Igbo Citizenship by UncleJJ(m): 11:19pm On Dec 03, 2012
The Ibo say the Northerners are bad but eat thier meat, do business in thier land
The Ibo man shamlessly mocks islam but 90% of the most sucessful ibo politicians were born and bred in the largely islamic north and speak fluent hauslamic.
The Ibo say Yoruba are bad but still live and buy more land in Lagos than thier so called "biafra"
The Ibo man say Nigeria should split but want to take the Niger-Delta with them
The Ibo man say Lagos is full of bastard rearing individuals but still collect contract from the ACN run oligarchy
The Ibo man say he a descendant of Isrealites (who actually killed Jesus and believe in one God like the muslims)


Ibo land is politically irrelevant, unlike the North who have political titan's or the west 'Einsteins', emeritus and oil/telecom/banking magnates .

The Ibo land is weak and until it decides to concentrate on building and not destroying what other men are building - it will remain weak and continue complaining further exposing it's weakness to the world - soon enuff the ibo man will become like the child who cried wolf for fun but when the wolf actually came had no-one to help.

The Ibo man should accept the it will never be separated from Nigeria - no to many people have died because of your heartless thirst for domination and your pathethic human relation and diplomatic skills.

The Ibo man is always complaining when he see's a stronger opponent and boasting in the presence of the weak.

The Ibo man should shut the fck up and keep its noses out of everyone's business.
Christianity EtcRe: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by UncleJJ(m): 7:24pm On Dec 02, 2012
Christians, Muslims , Satan Worshipers - Were all the same. A bunch of selfish basta.rd.s, who want everyone to do things in a certain way.

And, that not the only similarity, these selfish bas.ta.rds all believe their is a higher power.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Impose Anenih On PDP As Bot Chairman - SaharaReporters by UncleJJ(m): 7:11pm On Dec 02, 2012
Mogidi: If this is true, then other parties should forget 2015 and plan for 2019.
Anenih and GEJ, what a great combination

GEJ 2015 CARRY GO!!!
shocked More Stupidity by my presido !!

Jona needs to be serious if he wants this presidency again oooh. He has not recorded any meaninful change ooooh

OBJ - GSM
Yar'dua - N64
Jonathan - ?
PoliticsRe: Gunmen ‘burn Churches, Border Posts’ In Borno. by UncleJJ(m): 7:01pm On Dec 02, 2012
BOKO HARAM NO BE NEWS AGAIN.

This DISTRACTION's LIFESPAN HAS BEEN COMPLETED - ONTO THE NEXT ONE. sad
PoliticsRe: Can You Vote Fashola For President In 2015? by UncleJJ(m): 6:58pm On Dec 02, 2012
Name one of your governors in the east that have done half of what Oshiomhole has done in Edo State given the resources available to him?
Heard Gov. Peter Obi of The Almighty Anambra State - An Brave Ibo man , is Bianca's Personal Errand Boy... undecided
PoliticsRe: Can You Vote Fashola For President In 2015? by UncleJJ(m): 6:56pm On Dec 02, 2012
afam4eva: It seems your party affiliation is ACN. What thing of note has Oshiomole achieved in Edo state that will make you vote for him in 2015 as the president.
The Defeat of Chief Anthony Anenih - Mr Fix It Himself
PoliticsRe: Recycled Cow Waste Providing Cooking Gas For 5,400 Homes In Ibadan by UncleJJ(m): 6:51pm On Dec 02, 2012
[quote author=geez*]You should move out of or never visit any city in UK, USA or Asia that recycle waste then and keep your region as backward as its always been ...and will continue to be[/quote]Longer throat.... you mean OUR NATION grin
RomanceRe: Anything Wrong In Dating A Man Younger Than You? by UncleJJ(m): 6:45pm On Dec 02, 2012
if he's 25 and your 26 no wahala
if he's 25 and your 27 no wahala
if he's 25 and your 28, still no problem
if he's 25 and your 30.... i doubt you could get past his parents..
if he's 35 and your 40 .... its even worse, and your plain just evil.

Their is no problem , in marrying a woman older than you as long as she can still have kids without paying a doctor to stick a proctoscope up her v.j

And, yes - nick cannon case is an exception. Mariah, has taken very good care of herself and has had enviable love life unlike her counterparts.

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