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WebmastersPaypal To NGN - Pls Recommend A Trusted Party !!! by UncleJJ(op): 8:20pm On Jan 19, 2013
Hi Guys,

I need to find someone who can clean my booty - i mean , i have some cash laying around my paypal account and i need someone who i can send the cash to and get the naira equivalent.

Thanks ..... wink
PoliticsRe: Attack On Emir Of Kano: Are You Thinking What Am Thinking? by UncleJJ(m): 7:26pm On Jan 19, 2013
the emirship of the Kano emmirate follows the bloodline from the father's side, meaning; the next emir will most probably be one of the junior brothers of the deceased emir.
actually, its current emir's 1st son.
RomanceRe: Is It Legal For A MAN To Beat Up His Girlfrnd Just Because She Cheated On Him. by UncleJJ(m): 12:48pm On Jan 19, 2013
I recommend viagra, cialis or that concotion ur neigbours fulani maiguard sells on the solo.

Dismantle the bitches - p.ssy' i'll try my best to make it look like rape - if she plays along even better, if she fights even better. The idea is to give her the hardest most haphazard f.ck you can. cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Girl I Can Call My Own by UncleJJ(m): 11:52am On Jan 19, 2013
get a dog grin
NYSCRe: Why Do Girls Like Corpers? by UncleJJ(m): 10:12am On Jan 19, 2013
Rule 1 - Women must respect authority.
NYSCRe: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by UncleJJ(m): 10:08am On Jan 19, 2013
krisokuweh: Dis is so true. Met a girl in camp dat dey had to write her name, institution attended n address for her. I wondered hw a graduate wil not b able to do dat most especially skuls frm d east. Pls pals its just d truth 4get abt d region n say ur own
The schools in the east are the worst....we all know !!! grin
WebmastersRe: Facebook’s New Search Engine Graph Search: What it means For Nigerian Users by UncleJJ(m): 7:05pm On Jan 18, 2013
Just another marketing ploy. Still the donkey and carrot fundamentals at play.

Like the man said and i quote - “Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.”

Who the fcku cares about the search engine - Mark , make it work like google - plug a term and boom it answers cool
RomanceRe: Beyoncé Boings Jay-z After Listening To "Make Love To Me" (pics) by UncleJJ(m): 8:43pm On Jan 17, 2013
A bro like jay already

100 beyonce's
100 rihanna's
100 Kim K's
100 Pamela Anderson's
100 Cossy Orji
100 Nicki's and a
100 Kanye's

And you think - it would be easy for him to get it up. Only God knows what he remember's when the song goes on. And, where's all the hips and ass Beyonce's suppose to have - heard the camera adds 30pounds grin
RomanceRe: Her Boss'shusband Won't Leave Her Alone by UncleJJ(m): 8:38pm On Jan 17, 2013
Report him and she'll have a lot of xplaining to do. I suggest she buys a ring and put it on whenever the guy comes, pay one of her cds boyfriends to pose as her fiance.

Case closed.
HealthRe: Stopped Smoking? How Did You Manage It? by UncleJJ(m): 8:23pm On Jan 17, 2013
RomanceRe: Hunger For Sex by UncleJJ(m): 10:17am On Jan 16, 2013
RomanceRe: Would You Allow Your Parents To Chose For You A Husband/wife. by UncleJJ(m): 3:34pm On Jan 11, 2013
obi2012: just because the divorce rates are low with arranged marriages doesn't mean the marriage work .. It just means they stay together while they are unhappy and probably have extra marital affairs, sleep in separate rooms and have children outside wedlock.
They probably stay together so as not to offend the same parents that put them in the arranged marriage in the first place.. That doesn't mean the arranged marriage works
When something works, it stays together as long as they are still married and living under the same roof - there is hope.
But, a divorce is failure. Why u think, divorcee's have a hard time getting re-married... cos there failure's !!!
PoliticsRe: Same-sex Marriage Ban : Right To Private Life Law May Cancel Out Bill by UncleJJ(m): 3:23pm On Jan 11, 2013
Whats all this noise about... USA,UK and other European Countries have made same sex marraige part of their constitutions. Yet, Nigerian's still travel legally and illegally in drove to these countries "that support same sex marraige". F.c.K their daughters, drink their cool aid, beg them not to add us on the terrorist list.

We practically feed off these nations one way or the other - in other words we already support same sex marriage one way or the other.

So, lets quit all this moral lies and bullshit we tell ourselve's - religion this, africa that ... when we are dining with the devil. This same sex thing will happen.... wether like it or not.

Until we become truly independent and productive like China and her counter-parts until then

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RomanceRe: Would You Allow Your Parents To Chose For You A Husband/wife. by UncleJJ(m): 1:41pm On Jan 10, 2013
People who marry for love get divorced
People who marry for money get divorced

People who marry on recommendation (parents mostly) have more prosperous marriage because marrying for love is like buying a house cos you like the color.

Marrying on parental recommendation in most cases is like buying a house on advice from a professional consultant - who takes into accounts

- goverment policies
- security
- buyer and seller behaviour
- building materials
- e.t.c

Our society was built by men and women who married on reccomendation - it's in such shamble today cos idiots like you and i buy everything the television sets sells us.

You need to remember marraige is long term investment, love grows and dies, loyalty is more important than love - cos loyalty is the sacrificial type of love.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Fire On Muslim Worshippers, In Kano, Kill Three. by UncleJJ(m): 8:10am On Jan 09, 2013
hotwax: Let me stir you mud amala brain.
Christianity is based on New Testament. Old testament was included in the bible to make
Christians understand New testament, why Jesus died, the history of Israelite, help christian understand creation.
Old testament was full of war, evils and God anger. That's why he sent Jesus christ to undo old testament.

Mohammed copied and based quran on old testament, that's why Muslims are still backward.

The essence of christ's birth is to correct this old testament. Your leviticus quote is in old testament.

The meaning of christian is somebody who follow the teaching Jesus Christ and not the teaching of the book of Leviticus.
What about muslim, followers of mohammed. And Mohammed had sex with kids. What does that say about his followers?

Get that into your skull, monkey.
Christianity is based on New Testament. Old testament was included in the bible to make
Christians understand New testament,


Does this mean, the old testament is a deprecated ( outdated, useless, should no longer be used) version of the bible. I mean, do christians only read, study and pray using the new testament, and have no regards for the timeless books of proverbs, genesis, psalms and Isaiah. Or is it that some books in the old testament are useful cos and other worthless - if this is true , why are these books still being published.


Mohammed copied and based Qur'an on old testament, that's why Muslims are still backward.


Does, this mean Islam and Christianity are in-fact similar and may have strong connections - regardless which is superior to the other.

And Mohammed had sex with kids.

Another empty statement - Mohammed was a prophet and not a God, was never worshiped or asked to be worshiped as God. Hence, he had same weakness as mere mortal men. Mohammed never walked on water or raise the dead ... did he ? He was never perfect - if he was a pedo+phile , you would have to prove that being a pedo+phile in his time was a crime. Just as girls go to Church without scarve and super mini skirts with the breast falling out.. In the old time this would be unacceptable but now the Churches accept this - even Catholics. So, the case of Mohammed sex perversion's are subject to "time".

{choose ur statements carefully - facts and only facts !!}
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Interviews With CNN (talks About Boko Haram And Goodluck Jonathan) by UncleJJ(m): 7:45am On Jan 09, 2013
@Musiwa - did you watch the video , did you listen to how OBJ carefully answered sensitive questions.

Can GEJ, sit down and compose himself like that with all his degrees. Even Ngozi would be raising that her roach voice in an attempt to subdue the other party.

Nigerians lets go back and sit down to think.... dividing Nigeria is not going to solve out problems.

How many countries have divided and prospered... in history. I only know of timeless kingdoms who struggled to acquire more territory or keep what they had.

Nobody, has come out to tell with FACTS how each region's govt will fend for her populace in theory if this nation is seperated.
CelebritiesD'banj Is An Apprentice - Confirmed !!! by UncleJJ(op): 12:28am On Jan 09, 2013
Please, share your view's ... am checking out more artist and releasing a vid on youtube ...soon !!

CelebritiesRe: ‘ Illuminati Approached Me Last Year ‘ – 2face Idibia. by UncleJJ(m): 12:25am On Jan 09, 2013
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DBANJ is Confirmed - more data soon

PoliticsRe: Gunmen Fire On Muslim Worshippers, In Kano, Kill Three. by UncleJJ(m): 11:55pm On Jan 08, 2013
https://files.libertyfund.org/img/Brumidi-ApotheosisWashington-13maidens450.jpg

Apothesis of G. Washington - In this image he is surrounded by 13 maidens or virgins if you like - sounds familiar.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Fire On Muslim Worshippers, In Kano, Kill Three. by UncleJJ(m): 11:55pm On Jan 08, 2013
Decryptor: I see this as an feigned attack to incite the anger of muslims against christians in Kano state. THE GUN-MEN WHO DID THIS ARE NOT CHRISTIANS! CHRISTIANITY DOES NOT ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE!!
Leviticus 25:44-46 "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.


"All who would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, were to be put to death, whether small or great, man or woman. (From the NIV Bible, 2 Chronicles 15:13)"


"Now kill all the boys [innocent kids]. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man. (Numbers 31:17-18)"

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PoliticsRe: Gej/sambo 2yrs Vs Obj/atiku 8yrs…gej Leads by UncleJJ(m): 11:46pm On Jan 08, 2013
PoliticsRe: Can GEJ Really Win In 2015 by UncleJJ(m): 6:28pm On Jan 07, 2013
[quote author=Frank-C]The biggest undoing of all GEJ's opponents have always been to dismiss him as clueless and confused. That guy has not lost many battles, check his profile. He picks his fights and wins them easily.
By May 29, 2015, GEJ will be sworn in as the next President if he DECIDES to run. Just give me one reason why you will lose 2015 election if you are GEJ?[/quote]Who decide's does GEJ make any decision's he has to wait for clearance from Ngozi and IMF . Guess what - they aint having him nymore !! The guy is drawing too much attention ...... tongue
PoliticsRe: Can GEJ Really Win In 2015 by UncleJJ(m): 6:21pm On Jan 07, 2013
Like the man said - let him win the primaries. No man will openly support GEJ till he wins the primaries.

If anyone supports that mumu and he loses the primaries - that person go see LAMORDE for im living room after presidential elections.

GEJ is now a plague - a rat infested ship that is quick losing it balance in the water.

Under his watch a sorts of crap has happened to this country . Even hungry african countries take cheap shots at us - does that not tell you he has no reputation in the international community . The only bature (whiteman) that supports him is the world renowed politician Tony B-LIAR.

The militants have withdrawn support - see Asari's statement.
The northern elites have been betrayed - we all know the north does not break promises... this is also on of the issue's that sent papa SEGE home.
The west is to busy siphoning wealth and enslaving their subjects to raise their head if the price is not right - beside's the SW has been known to pitch tent wherever the sun shines.
The east is in deep pain - the governor's have turned to thug's all under the GEJ regime.

All these are bad memories for each region and even ten year from now the letter GEJ will trigger these memories the same way Abacha remind you dark time's and Buhari - discipline.

GEJ has accomplished nothing. And, i also want to state that the north has not lead Nigeria for 40 years. Technically , the military rules and the democracy - leads or governs. Take note !!

OBJ - GSM + NOUN
Yar'adua - N64 + Amnesty
GEJ - Boko haram + Federal 419 + Fuel Scarcity + ghana insults, s.a insults, zimbabwe insults, e.t.c
PoliticsRe: North Ready To Chase Jonathan Out Of Power In 2015 - Arewa by UncleJJ(m): 2:37am On Jan 06, 2013
The North were given political power in Nigeria by the U.K - a country well known for its illuminati foundations.

This is an explanation of the Nigeria coat of arms in symbolism - illuminati codes per se

eagle - The eagle is often a solar symbol, and can be linked to all sky gods. It signifies inspiration, release from bondage, victory, longevity, speed, pride, father and royalty; it is often an emblem for powerful nations. The Roman, French, Austrian, German, and American peoples have all adopted this image as their symbol.

horse - The horse is quite often a solar symbol, and in the Bible it is one of intelligence. According to its color, a horse may symbolize either destruction or victory (fiery-red and white, respectively).A figure highly associated with many aspects of war, especially in the Greek tradition. Colors: white - omen of death but also innocence and divinity; .

Roses - In mythology, the first red roses are said to have arisen from the BLOOD of Adonis for the love of Aphrodite; thus, they have become symbolic of love, and often resurrection. In Christian symbolism, the RED rose stands for the blood shed by Jesus on the CROSS; it has also become a symbol for earthly love, a tradition which continues today. The rose may represent the Virgin Mary, and thus virginity, or fertility and passion. It is beauty and perfection, happiness and grace, yet it is also sensuality and seduction.

Black shield - Constancy or grief, black color can also mean royal descent


http://www.heraldry.ws/heraldry/index.html
http://www.umich.edu/~umfandsf/symbolismproject/symbolism.html/
http://www.baronage.co.uk/2006d/symbolism.html

Good Luck with taking power from the north - they may not be in aso rock but they are definately calling shots. grin
PoliticsRe: They Are Killing Christian Governors In The North - Benue State Governor by UncleJJ(m): 6:35am On Jan 04, 2013
An innocent man has nothing to fear .
AutosNeed Price Golf R32 2004. by UncleJJ(op): 2:07pm On Jan 03, 2013
Am doing really in IM and can afford a small car thinking of getting the R32, anyone know how much it cost - i hear it comes with a v6. smiley

https://studiocarmodification.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/VW-Sexy435.jpg

P.S Ignore the girl.
PoliticsRe: Tony Blair Drums Support For GEJ, Says Oppositions Don't Speak For Majority by UncleJJ(m): 1:41pm On Jan 03, 2013
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Pretends To Cry About The Newtown Shooting (picture) by UncleJJ(m): 1:31pm On Jan 03, 2013
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Powerful Photos That Tell A Story by UncleJJ(m): 6:35pm On Jan 01, 2013
PoliticsRe: After Subsidy Removal. Did Jonathan Achieve Anything? by UncleJJ(m): 4:02pm On Jan 01, 2013
WebmastersRe: On-page SEO Vs Off-page SEO: Which Is More Important? by UncleJJ(m): 9:57pm On Dec 31, 2012
Off page optimization is much more important - today. As long you observe intitle, intext,inurl,indescription on your pages you on page is ok.

You can improve onpage, by linking out to authority site, building large nos of internal links, schema.org.

But, offpage seo is a moving target. you need to build links, likes,tweets +1's e.t.c to rank No1.

You can have poor onpage but rank for any keyword simply because you have good offpage seo and DA (domain authority).

Go here
http://www.matthewwoodward.co.uk/tutorials/the-ultimate-guide-to-tiered-link-building-part-1/
http://www.ubertoolz.com/PostPandaPenguinLinkBuildingVideo1.php
PoliticsRe: Sir Louis Odumegwu Ojukwu, Not Dantata - Thisday by UncleJJ(m): 8:26pm On Dec 27, 2012
[size=18pt]I GET AM BEFORE NO BE PROPERTY !![/size]

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