₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,281 members, 8,449,566 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 July 2026 at 01:57 AM

Toggle theme

UncleJJ's Posts

Nairaland ForumUncleJJ's ProfileUncleJJ's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 (of 46 pages)

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nairaland Ads: 2nd Banner Design Contest by UncleJJ(m): 10:45pm On Nov 03, 2012
Whatvthe deadline
HealthRe: Men, How Often Do You Change Your Underwears? by UncleJJ(m): 10:29pm On Nov 03, 2012
Every sunday!
FamilyRe: Marriage And Zodiac Sign Compability by UncleJJ(m): 2:23pm On Nov 02, 2012
A quote from warren buffet.

Millionaires dont use horoscopes billionaires do.

And those that call it evil or demonic. Has the fact that something was evil or demonic stopped your frm indulging in it.

for me if a girl sleeps with more than three men in her lifetime before marriage is far worse than looking at your horoscope.

I get my monthly readings frm http://astrologyzone.com
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Planning Fresh Attacks – JTF by UncleJJ(m): 2:08pm On Nov 02, 2012
pawpawguy: huh huh

I dont know what this guy (GEJ) did to Nigerians.... huh

I dont know what this guy (GEJ) did to Nigerians....
Evil his regime... Full of evil
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Gives Conditions For Cease Fire.. . . . by UncleJJ(m): 1:56pm On Nov 02, 2012
You all are hypocrites even so called educated christians are calling for mor bloodshed.

We shud all thank God, that boko haram has accepted defeat and is bowing out in the least bloody way.

Finally, they give up and ur shouting more blood. Dont frgt when the Gods want to kill a dog they first take away its sense of smell.

Many families christian and muslim and pagans where living contentedly in maiduguri, some of them made their first millions in that town, married and even had children in maiduguri.

Many have died, so other men can become kings. Wether our president is an aboki or nyamiri or orobi or musliM or christian....it will never change tje fact that he is the president of this multi cultural and religious nation.

A man without wisdom and tolerance can never wield nigeria.

A decision must be made by the presidency and by God...it never be hausa , ibo, yoruba , muslim or christian but NIGeriaN.
TravelRe: Nigerian Women Accounted For 8,000 UK Births In 2011 by UncleJJ(m): 9:51am On Nov 02, 2012
it means british women are becoming infertile.
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Abstinence Till Marriage? by UncleJJ(m): 9:48am On Nov 02, 2012
some men preparing for marraige wud love to believe the girls are tear rubber or atleast grade 1 cotonou.

In lagos , Abuja and Port harcourt , this is nothing but a dream.
RomanceRe: What's With Men And Their 'Cheating Nature'? by UncleJJ(m): 9:32am On Nov 02, 2012
There are two things that make men happy intimacy and mon.ey.

So far, intimacy is the easiest to get.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sorry, We Are Not From Africa – Williams Sisters by UncleJJ(m): 9:12am On Nov 02, 2012
how can they be frm Africa. Ur either african or american...u cant be both.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Can A Man Not Be Womanizer This Days With The Way Ladies Dress to kill by UncleJJ(m): 9:10am On Nov 02, 2012
Only healthy men are womanizers.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: [Sold] Brand New Fully Unlocked Iphone5 16GB For Sale #185,000 by UncleJJ(m): 11:14am On Oct 31, 2012
tumababa: Wait for December and see if d price will not go up.
shocked
WebmastersRe: A Nigerian mobile/desktop Local Weather Site [weather9ja.com] by UncleJJ(m): 11:07am On Oct 31, 2012
You need to spend more time building commercial stuff.....bro
WebmastersRe: What Is The Best Way To Increase A Site Traffic And Rank In Nigeria by UncleJJ(m): 7:38am On Oct 31, 2012
mailtimi: Will open a webmaster account now. but pls what do u mean by stealing link?
Go to google.com.ng

In the search box, enter related:nairaland.com then go to all the nigeria sites yiu can find and place a link.

Do the same for blogs, use comments fir this.
WebmastersRe: Looking For Webmasters To Employ by UncleJJ(m): 7:34am On Oct 31, 2012
Una be fool you do realise , your not making any sense right.

Yahoo would not give two cents about copyright except your some kind of threat.

Why cant webmasters work 24/7 - tjere getting paid you know.
Science/TechnologyRe: Jelani Hydar Aliyu, Who Designed The Chevrolet Volt by UncleJJ(m): 1:31am On Oct 31, 2012
My ibo brothers this guy is an aboki ooh. Lol...
Phone/Internet MarketRe: [Sold] Brand New Fully Unlocked Iphone5 16GB For Sale #185,000 by UncleJJ(m): 1:26am On Oct 31, 2012
in this bad economy
PhonesRe: Nexus 4 , 10 And Android 4.2 By Google And LG by UncleJJ(m): 1:24am On Oct 31, 2012
solidbroda: you have nothing to prove cos ur head is empty! So, why should I waste my precious time cheap talking with a 7th time waec writer and yet you have no results. Just oluwole forged certificate(s). I'm sorry bro, just check in your village, probably you have some witches following u. OLODO! Engineer that knows not what custom roms are not to say of cyanogen and MIUI, talkless of experimental, nighly or stable mods. Shio!
you angry cos ur hiding something. Maybe its the painful fact that nobody"s listening to you.

And, if ur so good in tech , u already know nigeria is a windows community.

Using an apple in this country is like bad fashion on the runway. Or wearing a fur coat in deserts of borno.
IslamRe: Goat With 'Allah' On His Coat Goes On Sale by UncleJJ(m): 4:38pm On Oct 28, 2012
Seun - ur playing with fire ooh. You no get youtube muscles to withstand this .
PoliticsRe: The Ekumeku Resistance 1897-1914 by UncleJJ(m): 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2012
alj harem: Let it ring in
I think the ibo youth"s r hungry for blood. You guys better use this energy to build more factories.

So, your children...can rule this country manufacturing industries.of tommorow.
PoliticsRe: Any Wealthy Igbo Who Does Not Invest In Igboland Is A Big F.o.o.l by UncleJJ(m): 4:23pm On Oct 28, 2012
afam4eva: Igbos will everyly invest in Igboland but not every Igbo man will invest in Igboland except the market is big enough to contain all of them. People invest where they will make a return on their investment and not necessarily because they're from there except they're running a non-profit organization. All we need is for Igbo leaders to provide the enabling environment and you'll see a lot of Igbos and non-Igbos coming to invest. You don't need to beg them to come. If there's money to be made, they'll be counted.
Ahh another dreamer...
Christianity EtcRe: How Is Your Church Ranked? by UncleJJ(m): 2:13pm On Oct 28, 2012
tongue
PoliticsRe: Igbo Started Tribal Politics In The South; Fani Kayode by UncleJJ(m): 1:47pm On Oct 28, 2012
I have read Achebe and Fani"s write up on the Ibo.

I also read Sanusi"s essay on the Yoruba"s.

But, I am yet to find any literature riddled with facts about the shortcomings of the core north.

I also want to clarify certain issue"s. Politically ibo"s are easterners, while yoruba"s are westerners.

They are several citations where the brits are accused of rigging elections so the north could rule over all. From the present condition if things that was a very good decision.

Because, if power where to fall in the yoruba or ibo mans hands would have become of Nigeria.

Yes, the north is guilty of placing its friends and brothers in important position but this is done with good reason "as a precaution". (see achebe"s essay).

I say "friends" because even with all the claims of the north eating the fatest cake, if your a friend or friend of a friend your were welcome to chop together. (see achebe essay + ibb"s wifes brother among others including big time custom officers who have ibo and yoruba women as wives).

The north "had" no difficulty trusting we all "new" that but because of the sharpness of the east and the north decide to develop a new type of sense manism.

The north could have easily retained power after GCON"s (abacha"s) death (i call him gcon because he is true and fearless nigerian ruler ever).

As, i was saying abdulsalam - another so called aboki" could have easily given power to another "aboki" but what happened... Nigeria was give to a yoruba man on a plater of gold twice. Today, what has become of since the west ruled?

Many may claim it was give to obj because of m.k.o, however , that could not have been the only reason. ( a discussion for another day).

However, obj rule the north (turaki) wanted power and naturally expected to recieve a back stab frm baba & co who claim there was no gentleman"s agreement.

.......... I have so much to say but using my android ....its not as easy as the keyboard....... Please comment on what I have written when get a computer will add more insights
Christianity EtcRe: Confessing Your Sins To A Priest. by UncleJJ(m): 12:32pm On Oct 28, 2012
Wether the protestants like it or not the catholics are and will always the first christains through our lord Jesus Christ.

Wether you like or disrespect the pope he still remaims the most powerful religious icon on earth.

Wether you like it or not catholics have the largest religious following in the world, our muslim brothers not sure which faction are second.

Catholics rules and regulations worth thousands of years. They know the true secrets of the world because they are part of the few groups had the guts to mould it and still remain in true service of God.

The catholic church owns a country, currency, economy.

The catholic church owns on of the most secure and biggest banks in the world and is the largest real estate owner in the world. Mcdonalds coming second.

The catholic church is in everything you do, just like the illuminati is in every hit rock,rap,country or blues you have on your electronics.

Leave the catholic church alone, cos it will still be called the catholic church when you move to next flavor of the week pentecostal church.

We dont die, we multiply.
ProgrammingRe: [Help Request] Googleplay Store Not Accepting My Gtb Card For App Submission. by UncleJJ(m): 8:14am On Oct 28, 2012
connect card to google checkout and use google checkout to pay. If it fails just get a visa card!
WebmastersRe: What Is The Best Way To Increase A Site Traffic And Rank In Nigeria by UncleJJ(m): 11:59pm On Oct 26, 2012
Get a google webmasters account and set your geographic location to nigeria from the acount panel.

Make what your writing about is nigerians r searching for and the links are important too.

Try and get some anchors with nigeria in them. Try and steal some links from nigerian site doing well in google.com.ng
BusinessRe: Reason Why Your Nigerian Bank-issued Cards Are Rejected Online by UncleJJ(m): 11:48pm On Oct 26, 2012
server123: solution is payoneer plus graphcard plus vpn.

simple.
your the sort of person making is look bad abroad. A retailer says I cant sellto you and give you reason"s bit you still want to by the product under false pretence.

Why, cant you tell the OP to find another site to buy ur stuff.

Get a googlecheckout account add your card to the account and search who accept checkout.

Do not take risk with debit and credit cards. They are much more regulated , unlike paypal. Where they just limit your account.

These days, u fuk up with such issue and they come for you.
PoliticsRe: Femi Falana Threatens To Sue Dangote, Oil Companies Over Accidents by UncleJJ(m): 6:39pm On Oct 22, 2012
Iaz93: *Yawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnsssssss* hmmm... Femi Falana... U want to sue a Billionaire's companyhuh In nigeriahuh? In a nigerian courthuh? Headed by a nigerian judgehuh??
Money would speak...
NEXT!!!!!!!!!
Reference: Apple vs Samsung
WebmastersRe: How Can I Download Video From Lynda.com? by UncleJJ(m): 6:19pm On Oct 22, 2012
get utorrent.
Go to isohunt search, download .torrent file.

Double click and wait.
AdvertsRe: I Want To Sell Ytclass.com For Just N2,000,000 Naira Only by UncleJJ(m): 6:16pm On Oct 22, 2012
How old is the site, how many indexed pages. Does it have youtube, twitter, facebook and pinterest channels.

Am using my android, cant check till I get home.please be kind enuff to share tje ans here.
BusinessRe: I Picked A Cheque Of Over Half A Million, What Should I Do With It? by UncleJJ(m): 6:12pm On Oct 22, 2012
stagger: You picked up a cheque on Friday, and as at Monday afternoon, it is still in your possession. Taxi guys have picked up millions here in the FCT on countless occasions and returned the money sameday. You pick up a crossed check you can never even cash and you are still with it 4 days after. So what is your DNA made of?
Now, this guy knows his onions. Tempting, but... mr yahoo boy...u need to operate on a higher level. Ur still using the same ol trick - greed.

Take ur imaginatory cheque and use it to klean ur nyash!
FamilyRe: Majiyagbe-Street In Lagos, Husbands Welcome Wives's Lovers by UncleJJ(m): 4:00am On Oct 21, 2012
Yomieluv: Signs of end time,don't be surprise that its happening @ all.

Poverty can make a man sell his pride.
Its common to Benin people.
Whereby husband can send his wife to italy for prostitu.ti0n,and mother will encourage her daughter to have numerous boifriend.etc
Your nt ashamed ! edo land export women to italy, usually thier daughters not thier wives. This proves our babes are world standard.

Unlike, ur orobi kinfolk. Selling the mother of thier children for kobo"s. In the public, and now u have the balls to talk.

Can ur girls build duplexes for thier fathers and send thier brother to school abroad....atleast not frm this .

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 (of 46 pages)