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cdamsel: does it look like I ve plans 2 know u?4 all those una hungry girls way una dey meet,my father's pension is ur yearly salary,tell me wat more u ve 2 offer,even if I don't work 2day,I ve an inheritance so pls Bleep off jare :-
my vibrator works way beta dan ur dick dat looks like dat of a toothpick

Do toothpicks have joysticks. Just because ur dad is rich, dnt mean ur cool.

Ur talkin bout ur honeyPot in public already says wat sort of person u r. Low selfesteem, ur probably black and ugly too, wear too much perfume and use huge designer glasses to cover ur frog eyes.

Make sure u disinfect ur vibrator regularly, we dnt want u to catch "no man wants to fuk me".

Ugly duck.

Is this gtb customer care. You better go to that bank and shout at someone. Especially, if your in lagos .

Them go like Bleep you up. Your money is your money. You better grow some balls or say bye bye to your money.

Lagosians are evil.

Ever heard of meaninless sex. She has done this before.

The prettiest come frm.mixed background.

Fulani marries ibo
Yoruba marries ibo
Hausa marries ibo

Find the finest girls around, they aint pure breeds.

Stop having expectations, people change.

They are not cars with particular specifications.

Good men are scarce.so.are women.

Stop thinking bout,.cos that the recipe for destruction.

The more you like her, the more you want her, the harder u try.

The secret is to be calm and in control, u cant do that if ur feelin this. Everytime u see her u will become nervous.

So, start by thinking of stuff u dnt like about her. With women u must learn to be very observant.

Jokes work like crazy. Remember, primary school when u used to tease girls, that one will work.

Make sure you groom urself and are fashionable, music and pop culture are important too.

Then next time , find a way to sit close to her , dnt go alone find a close friend.

Find something to say bout what she"s wearing...this is where your cool meter shows. The more uptodate are in fashion e.t.c the better.

Never talk skool, avoid it if you can. If u have blackberry, get rid of it.

It makes guys look common, in my opinion. Get an iphone or an android. You need to be different in so many ways.

You will thank me when you want to get the nos. and it stops u frm that waste time bbing. Cos, thats all u will do when you have one. So, now all u can do is call,sms and email.

Remember, tease her. Very few guys can make fun of a girl.

Do your best to have other gud lookin female friends, cos u need socail reputation.

Been to Abuja, lagos, kaduna,jos,anambra,lagos,yobe,bauchi,ogun & schooled in maiduguri

Abuja is first and then Lasgidi...i love the water ....mehn

Abuja nite life is superb if you know the joints...not just the clubs and girls but the parks are too die for.

If you in Abuja n lookn to blow some maui or shesha or drink chilled booze/liquor in a serene cool outdoor environment with reponsible working class folks checkout sha sha in area 11.

If u kno any other places like this in abuja metropolis, let me know....

I still be jjc for abuja...

davidylan: I notice all you did was insult me, care to show me where i was illogical or lying? Oh yeah... like you arab masters... always full of rage.

You are right that arab christians call God allah... however most of them can only do so from the relative safety of guess what! Israel and the USA! They dare not try that nonsense in bethlehe, gaza, egypt, lebanon or saudi arabia.

So much for the fact-free world of our resident muslims.

Your the biggest fool on this planet...their are christian arabs in all these countries.

Eye two know, talk with ur brains not ur emotions.

Onboard computer for the car. Music, gps, skype, internet radio, weather report and porn.... While driving.... Sweet technology.

Weed, heineken, rothmans consulate nd girls with booty.

Nigerian girls, you"ve got so much to live for... Dnt waste another moment with a man who does"nt love you!

He said he"s in love with ex prostitute and they have a kid. ... Advice!

Its probably the guys not you. Try and socialize in new and different places.

cmon" bro- there just sex videos . She probably likes to experiment.

Why dont you make one with her !

If the undies are sexy, i would wash them and smell them !

am pervie in a sexy way.

Send a dozen roses to her office...

Boys , American can never become the largest oil producer, its just a game.

Its the best way to maintain control and drive prices down.

America owes too much money, if it will achieve this...it needs more money !

Besides, America is already the largest consumer, becoming the largest producer means it become an even larger consumer.

Oil prices will fall for a few years and rise to the mutherfucking skies, cos it capitalist that own the oil and its the same capitalist that own America.

Nigeria has nothing to fear, but if this happens.. The north will have move into agriculture and fresh water preservation.

In reality, the real problem America will have in the future is food and water.

That country desperately needs allies with vast fertile lands and fresh water supplies.

E don bad ooh...

O.k... Fellow nigerians... Whats the next step !

yetundetravels: I jst saw this card today on the road with a wallet data infos and of person who own it is an ameriacn so anyone intereted in buying it 30k

Thief....

yeah, jide is a cool guy. I did some website reviews with him.

he"s cool.

lagoshost: yes, i receive every month and I use DHL as it is faster. But that will cost you $17

So, if you made a hundred would be your balance.

And, how did you format your address.

Men, I dnt know much bout , but have you tried googling this.

Am sure there is a solution.

Dont you understand, thier expanding.

Its a trap!

Not if they settle ya!

And, boko haram goes kaput !

Easterners.... Northerners, southerners,...westerners.... There all the same, just a bunch of people with selfish interest !

Got any experience with 301"s gone wrong.

Bought and aged domain and 301"d the piece of shit to one of my warez Blog.

The thing went frm 500 hits a day to nothing.

P's... With a due respect snuke to expensive. Magic submitter and GSA... r better. I use GSA for second tier, do you build tier 1 manually...