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NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Unclerukus: 10:05pm On Mar 16, 2015
sodiqyinka:
Lmaoo. It doesnt matter whether or not i know you. And, i can't say i understand ur question but im 100% sure no one would be affected by the DOB ish provided it hasnt exempt you already. Cheers
pls bro, my D.0.B is 1990 on jamb but my school sent 1991. I registered last year for batch c14 online but didn't move, I was ill. I tried to revalidate but my senate list says no record but my name has been sent to the nysc, please how do I go about it, please
I desperately need help. Thanks.
Health / Re: 21 Million Nigerians Have Mental Problems – Expert by Unclerukus: 11:13pm On Feb 23, 2015
Most of them can be found in the Nigeria police Force, thats the basic entry requirement.
Crime / Re: Assassination Of Abuja Bizman: Suspect Implicates Deceased’s Best Friend by Unclerukus: 10:58pm On Feb 23, 2015
True friendship is extinct these days,it just competition nowadays. Just keep some company but always be observent, the friend may have been displaying jealous tendencies he may have ignored or failed to notice. I dont even trust my own siblings sef talkless of one friend.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Boyfriend, Mr. X Finally Revealed (SEE Photo) by Unclerukus: 5:37pm On Feb 23, 2015
ok,he sells phones at computer village.
Food / Re: 10 Reasons You Should Stop Eating Too much Instant Noodles (must See) by Unclerukus: 5:27pm On Feb 23, 2015
But the chinese and japanese that created and consume it just like we consume 'eba' are amongst the people with the highest life expectancy in the world..... #YIMU....in Ajebo's voice,mishai,fry 8 eggs and 5 indomie for me.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Tanker Accident Claims Life Of Young Man In Enugu State....Graphic Photos by Unclerukus: 1:40pm On Feb 18, 2015
Reason why i hate entering okada, their accidents have low chances of survival.
Education / Re: LASU Bans The Use Of Burka In The New School Dress Codes by Unclerukus: 9:53am On Feb 18, 2015
Maximus85:
Arrant nonsense. Is it not the same lasu that has refuse to give us our results after 5years.
dude,that problem is associated with the lasu external program( part time students) which have been discontinued not the full time program.
Travel / Re: Woman Returns N12 Million Naira She Found At MM Aiport Toilet by Unclerukus: 8:37pm On Feb 17, 2015
she didnt apply wisdom, what was 12m doing entering a plane?,what happened to e-banking or wire transfer,that money was meant to be laundered for a shady deal somewhere they want no records of. God indeed wanted to bless her, she bluffed. The person who left that money is unclean.
Politics / Re: Soyinka: GMB Most Brutal Dictator After Abacha by Unclerukus: 6:24pm On Feb 17, 2015
stinggy:


Wheeew. Brutal than the devil himself shocked

One thing we should remember is that this was under Military rule. None of those rulers respected human rights.
So things definitely are not like then again!
Then i guess you have seen a leopard change its spots.
Religion / Re: Is Oral And Anal Sex Spiritually Hygienic In Christian Marriages??? by Unclerukus: 6:16pm On Feb 17, 2015
You lot clearly havent read the bible properly, when in marriage,a couples body belongs to each other and can have sex anyhow they want it,be it anal or oral,they are one body binded by marriage and should not withhold sexual activities from their partners.

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Politics / Re: Igbo Youth President Warns Obasanjo Over Anti-jonathan Comments by Unclerukus: 2:28pm On Feb 16, 2015
obasanjo is just a bitter old fool and a two faced fox.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Tears PDP Membership Card In Pictures by Unclerukus: 1:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
why are our youths this naive or should i say 'stupid'?. This is not the type of change we should be clamouring for, the same corrupt and looting politicians have just been jumping wagon to the new party they feel would win, do you think leopards ever change spots. Atiku,Ameachi,Tinubu,Dickson,Buhari,etc and now Obasanjo,all have stolen Nigeria's resources before too enrich themselves and their families.Obasanjo is only aggrieved he was not given the chance to control Nigeria from Ota,because Jonathan never accepted such control over him,he's a bitter old man.Am not a party loyalist,but i think jonathan deserves a chance before Nigeria can produce someone better than the lot now.come to think of it i dont think no Nigerian president even Obasanjo who had 8 years,has done what jonathan had done,they all neglected major roads and ASUU, Agriculture,etc. The beloved buhari stealing PTF and stole 21.3b naira.They are just a group of political pensioners wanting to control,milk,loot and remain relevant. Vote wisely,dont be fooled, its just rebranding.
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Women Burnt To Death At Ahoada [Graphic Photos] by Unclerukus: 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
They've simply been used for election sacrifice. They probably dont know how fetish being in politics can be. You dont beg money anyhow.
Romance / Re: Lady’s Cheating Habit Exposed Few Days To Wedding By Doctors. by Unclerukus: 12:38pm On Feb 16, 2015
sauceny:
If truly he was a qualified doctor,he should have understood the "patient doctors confidentiality"
Dude,in such cases there's nothing like confidentiality,abortion is illegal in this country.

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Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Unclerukus: 10:09am On Feb 06, 2015
Yoruba women are indeed promiscious. They just so love extra-marital affairs.....and some love dirt too.
Family / Re: American Man Sends Over $100,000 To Wife In Nigeria He’s Never Met by Unclerukus: 9:26am On Feb 06, 2015
The reason why when you go abroad, the mere mention of Nigerians is met with disgust. Lazy arsed Nigerian youths tarnishing their image since 00BC. The funny thing i noticed is 98% of these scammers end up critically miserable in life you pity them. They are cursed.
Politics / Re: US Cautions Dokubo, Tompolo, Others Over Inflammatory Statements by Unclerukus: 11:36am On Feb 05, 2015
so the US cant warn buhari and his band of impending thieves even when he said ''if APC doesnt win,dogs and babboons would be soaked in blood'',the dullest of kids know what that statement means, he even said he would make Nigeria ungovernable in 2011. Buhari: a ''sly'' serpent.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Slits Civilians' Throats, Burns Mosque In Cameroon Border Town by Unclerukus: 3:51pm On Feb 04, 2015
holatin:

really


someone told me The Bible Is Pro-Child Killing

God orders Moses to kill every Midianite woman
who was no longer a virgin. (many of these women
would obviously have been pregnant) (Numbers
31:15-18 )


God promises to destroy the infants of Samaria and
rip open the stomachs of pregnant women.
The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because
they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by
the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the
ground, their pregnant women ripped open. (Hosea
13:16)

God allows the pregnant women of Tappuah to
be ripped open .
At that time Menahem, starting out from Tirzah,
attacked Tiphsah and everyone in the city and its
vicinity, because they refused to open their gates. He
sacked Tiphsah and ripped open all the pregnant
women. ( 2 Kings 15:16)

God commands the killing of infants and nursing
babies.
Now go and attack Amalek, and utterly destroy all that
they have, and do not spare them. But kill both man
and woman, infant and nursing child , ox and sheep,
camel and donkey. (1 Samuel 15:3)

God repays your enemies by destroying their
babies.
Happy is he who repays you for what you have done
to us. He who seizes your infants and dashes them
against the rocks. ( Psalms 137:8-9 )
Is the God of the Old Testament a “moral monster” who arbitrarily commands genocide against innocent men, women, and children? Was His reaction to the sins of the Canaanites and the Amalekites a vicious form of “ethnic cleansing” no different from atrocities committed by the Nazis? Or is it possible that God could have had morally sufficient reasons for ordering the destruction of these nations? A basic knowledge of Canaanite culture reveals its inherent moral wickedness. The Canaanites were a brutal, aggressive people who engaged in bestiality, incest, and even child sacrifice. Deviant sexual acts were the norm. The Canaanites’ sin was so repellent that God said, “The land vomited out its inhabitants” (Leviticus 18:25). Even so, the destruction was directed more at the Canaanite religion (Deuteronomy 7:3–5,12:2-3) than at the Canaanite people per se. The judgment was not ethnically motivated. Individual Canaanites, like Rahab in Jericho, could still find that mercy follows repentance (Joshua 2). God's desire is that the wicked turn from their sin rather than die (Ezekiel 18:31-32, 33:11). Besides dealing with national sins, God used the conquest of Canaan to create a religious/ historical context in which He could eventually introduce the Messiah to the world. This Messiah would bring salvation not only to Israel, but also to Israel’s enemies, including Canaan (Psalm 87:4-6; Mark 7:25–30). It must be remembered that God gave the Canaanite people more than sufficient time to repent of their evil ways—over 400 years (Genesis 15:13–16)! The book of Hebrews tells us that the Canaanites were “disobedient,” which implies moral culpability on their part (Hebrews 11:31). The Canaanites were aware of God's power (Joshua 2:10–11; 9:9) and could have sought repentance. Except in rare instances, they continued their rebellion against God until the bitter end. But didn’t God also command the Israelites to kill non- combatants? The biblical record is clear that He did. Here again, we must remember that, while it is true the Canaanite women did not fight, this in no way means they were innocent, as their seductive behavior in Numbers 25 indicates (Numbers 25:1–3). The apostle Paul tells us that God is both kind and severe (Romans 11:22). While it is true that God's holy character demands that sin be punished, His grace and mercy remain extended to those who are willing to repent and be saved. The Canaanite destruction provides us with a sober reminder that, while our God is gracious and merciful, He is also a God of holiness and wrath. Besides that is old testament,God had a new covenant with mankind when Jesus came and wait i havent heard of a group of christians miaming people.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Slits Civilians' Throats, Burns Mosque In Cameroon Border Town by Unclerukus: 3:17pm On Feb 04, 2015
holatin:
and some brainless,clueless and indiscreet fellow will say boko haram are following the doctrine of the Quran.

the hand writing is there for the sane human to see.

Muslim are Muslim
terrorist are terrorist
Am a Muslim
Am not a terrorist
My friend shut up. they still do their 4 o'clock prayers and read the quran like you,even understand it better. Am sure the reason they now kill muslims is because some northern (civillian JTF) and camerounian civillians turned on them and are in support of the military actions against them.Their ultimate goal is to create an islamic caliphate like ISIS(only kills fellow muslims against them or fails in sharia law) where sharia law can be implemented without barriers. They serve Allah,just because a muslim condemns them doesnt hide the fact that they practise islam. Islam is violent,even when u see their imams with their haggard beards, u dont need an explanation why they give the world sleepless nights,sorrow and pain.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Jordanian Pilot Burned Alive By ISIS (pictures) by Unclerukus: 12:40pm On Feb 04, 2015
cronsberg:

Thats why ISIS will continue to behead you fucker.s till kingdom come. Same way i feel like clubbing every christian i see cuz hitler also burned six million jews exactly like the pics you see. And hitler was a bible wielding church going christian
Did you just say hitler was a church going christian and hope u dont think jews are muslims too?lol. He tried to force his own religion,Nazism into christianity and served like a god.He was anti-semistic and an athiest. Please next time be informed before u post stuff like this. And let it sink in that 80% of world unrest today is caused by islam and its devilish book.

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Politics / Re: NDDC Can't Pay Salaries: Wike, Patience Jonathan Loot NDDC - SaharaReporters by Unclerukus: 5:44pm On Feb 02, 2015
SOURCE: "SAHARA REPORTERS". What a load of crap. grin grin
Politics / Re: Calm Returns To Maiduguri As Soldiers, Civilian-JTF Foil Boko Haram Attack by Unclerukus: 8:50pm On Feb 01, 2015
" They fled leaving ammunitions". Ok, so you mean with all the oil money, Nigeria can't afford surveillance drones that can silently tail them to their hideouts where the Air force can shell Them? Even the shambisa situation needs drones,not necessarily wasting the lives of our soldiers,drones lead first attack and the soldiers go in to clean up the perimeter,ground troops are last wave of attack, what is wrong with the decision makers and military heads in this government? Is it naivety in military tactics or some government officials truly are boko haram sympathisers. A BIG SHAME.
Religion / Re: Dear Nigerian's, Do You Know The Meaning Of These Symbols by Unclerukus: 11:22am On Feb 01, 2015
4C2215131:
"Came to my senses", Sir, are you sure you practiced occultism? Maybe you were a dabbler or an experimenter in the High Arts.
I got so deep into occultism,practised some of their rites(summoned demons including a succubus),performed trance and read their litertures including the seven books of Moses. My life changed,I started behaving awkward,heard strange voices and seeing abnormal things in my vicinity,things people couldn't see.I talked to mediums and people thought I was mad not until my family burnt everything and dragged me to MFM prayer city for deliverance. And mind you, anyone who doesn't believe in the chrisTian God, is on the very long path to destruction. He exists and is real.so does Satan.

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Religion / Re: Dear Nigerian's, Do You Know The Meaning Of These Symbols by Unclerukus: 11:12am On Feb 01, 2015
BlackLeopard:


If you studied occultism that hard you'd also know that everything mystic that's pre-Christian can connect to Christianity / Jesus is the light filling in the unseen worlds. wink
they can be rooted to judaism or jewish religions but mind you, judaism and christianity are two different kettles of fish. Those signs are used for occultism,divination and spirit. Projections. Let me let you in on something, in occultism, the star of David and seal of solomon are associated with wealth and greatness, some occultist even go as far as designing their company logo's with it, it brings success. A christian can never know the use and meaning of those signs and christianity is against all forms of using symbols and statues.
Religion / Re: Dear Nigerian's, Do You Know The Meaning Of These Symbols by Unclerukus: 1:45pm On Jan 31, 2015
Ignorance everywhere. All those symbols are NOT connected to christianity, whether it be the star. Of david or the sigil of baphomets, they are all related to ancient occultic religions. I have studied and practised occultism at a time before I came to my senses so I know those signs AREN'T connected to christiandom.

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Politics / Re: Feb 14th 1985 Buhari Praised Islamic Enonomics (with Pic) by Unclerukus: 3:44pm On Jan 29, 2015
People dont just get it. Buhari is an islamic extremist and fanatic, he is merely pretending now by having a pastor running mate to decieve people for the past two elections. This is a man who paid money to IOC to islamise Nigeria, stole PTF money and confidently said" i will do it again,as long as i have the power to do it"
, sank a whole ship because its cargo was the HOLY BIBLE, Couldnt account for the whearabout of 21 billion naira while in office and treated the court in disdain when summoned to account for it, imposed a dictatorship government with the help of his second in command IDIAGBON where they acted unruly and brute, suggested SHARIA LAW should be imposed over Nigeria. And who says certificate isnt a criteria to rule efficiently?, we need someone who is educated enough to understand how to run his office well and represent the country abroad with. Confidence...common even Africa the lowest educated president is a degree holder. I dont support APC or PDP, they are all rogues but i am perplexed when i see Buhari being painted like a fallen Angel, the younger ones might have no clue of buhari's last tenure so i cant really blame them for joining the bandwagon, its ignorance. But for the older ones, they are either blinded by ethic clouds or bias..... They are a big disgrace to this country. I cant tell the future but my mind tells me, if Buhari enters Aso Rock, most Nigerians will realise they never learn from past mistakes.
Education / Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by Unclerukus: 12:30pm On Jan 06, 2015
Wow,she's so endowed but its a pity she will be getting an overwhelming level of attention from all kinds of men which inversely corresponds to the activities of her kpekus/puzzay" express road". It might be very very useless. Talking from experience. Am sure them "aristos" can testify.
Politics / Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by Unclerukus: 1:30am On Jan 06, 2015
With that his lizard head, he can lie. He already identified the weak points of most nigerians ; FREE FOOD AND FREE MONEY.
Politics / Re: Photos: RCCG Members Asked To Show Their PVC In Church by Unclerukus: 1:03am On Jan 05, 2015
Its not surprising given that most church members and churches alike encourage materialism and unnecessary materialistic competitions into the church, where you see a family starving at home but save their annual wage to buy a ride to flash in church on sunday or people playing the who is the richest in the church game like worldly competitions,rubbish. so it was only a matter of time before politics enters into the house of God.
Politics / Re: General Buhari At Lagos State 2015 Thanksgiving Service by Unclerukus: 12:51am On Jan 05, 2015
All games played in POLITRICKS.
Culture / Re: 10 Commonly Believed Myths. by Unclerukus: 12:49pm On Jan 04, 2015
5
Population Explosion
The error: The earth is dangerously overpopulated
or is getting close to being so
This is a myth which has been around for quite some time – from the Anglican minister Malthus in the 18th century who said: “The power of population is indefinitely greater than the power in the earth to
produce subsistence for man” to environmentalists
who see humans as evil in comparison to the rest of
nature. But, in truth, the world is a big place with
plenty of space. So, how much land does it take to
hold 6 billion people? To give you an idea, consider
the small nation of Japan. It has about 143,000
square miles of area. One square mile has 5280 *
5280 = 27.9 million square feet. Japan has a total of
about 4 trillion square feet, enough to give each
person of the earth 670 square feet. If we housed
people in families of four in simple two-level
buildings (8 people per building, one family of four
per level), each building could be on a lot of over
5300 square feet. If we used the American average of 8,000 square feet to four people, the entire
population of the planet would fit into a space as big
as Texas and Nevada combined – leaving the rest of
the land for food production and entertainment
venues. I should also mention that many countries in the west are now in a period of population implosion as families are getting smaller.
4
Cellphone Plane Crash
The error: Using a cellphone on a plane can cause
interference and, consequently, a crash.
The FAA has tested all sorts of electronic devices for
25 years, at 100 times the RF interference levels—
and nothing happened. The FAA simply states that
no link between operating the devices has been
proved. It’s been left up to the airlines to determine
their own policy—and that policy is to put away your
Blackberry. By using your cellphone during flight,
you risk interfering with a flight crew—but the plane
won’t crash. Consequently, some airlines are now
allowing the use of cellphones during flights.

3
Grumpy Old Men
The error: When you get older, you become bad
tempered
A recent study found that our personalities don’t
change much after age 30. So, if you’re cheerful and
gregarious in your 40s, you can expect to be the
same in your 80s. Marked personality changes some
seniors experience are due not to normal aging but
to some related disease like dementia or stroke. This
is something worth considering when you are
planning to marry in your thirties – your future
spouse probably behaves now the same way he or
she will for the rest of his or her life.
2
Raw Fish
The error: Sushi is raw fish
Sushi does not mean raw fish, and not all sushi
includes raw fish. The usual Japanese term for raw
fish is sashimi. The term sushi actually refers to the
way the rice is prepared with a vinegary dressing.
Toppings for the rice may traditionally include raw
fish—but also cooked seafood, fish roe, egg, or
vegetables such as cucumber, daikon radish, or ume
plum. The dish constituting sushi and other fillings
wrapped in a seaweed is referred to as makizushi,
not sushi.
1 Embassies The error : embassies are part of represented countries Embassies and consulates are not “part of the
country they represent” – the are part of the host
country. The Nigeria Embassy in Ghana for example is not “Nigeria soil” – it is Ghanaian soil. Despite this, certainly privileges are afforded embassies and their staff as determined by international law and agreements.
SOURCE ; listverse.com/2009/11/23/yet-another-10-commonly-believed-myths/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct#

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Culture / 10 Commonly Believed Myths. by Unclerukus: 12:37pm On Jan 04, 2015
10
Five Senses
The error: We have five body senses – sight,
hearing, touch, smell, taste.
These are the traditional five senses, but there are in
fact many more – some say up to 21. Obvious
additions to the list are balance, pain, and
temperature. Furthermore, we have internal senses
which traditionally number four: imagination,
memory, common sense (not to be confused with
commonsense which many people lack!), and the
estimative power. Mythverse has a very interesting
article which covers a number of senses seldom
mentioned. You can read that here.
9
The Rainbow Lie
The error: A rainbow has seven colors
We are, no doubt, all familiar with the old phrase
“Roy G. Biv” used to remember the colors of the
rainbow: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo,
violet. This series of colors was coined by Newton
who initially excluded indigo and violet. While a
rainbow does appear to have seven colors, it is, in
fact, one continuous spectrum of color and it is
merely an artifact of human color perception that
makes it appear to be a series of bands. There are
also things called supernumerary rainbows which
have more than 7 bands visible to the human eye
(pictured above – note the extra green and purple
bands at the bottom of the rainbow).
8
Cold Comfort
The error: Drinking alcohol warms you up
This is entirely untrue – yet it is still commonly seen
as an antidote to coldness in movies, and people still believe the myth about the St Bernard dogs with casks of liquor around their necks! In fact, when you drink alcohol, your body temperature drops! This is because alcohol allows more blood to reach the surface of the body, and more heat is radiated or conducted away. Any feeling of warmth experienced after drinking alcohol is explained by the fact that this flow of blood to the surface warms the skin and the ends of the sensory nerves in the skin, and these convey to the brain a sensation of warmth. The fact that alcohol actually lowers the temperature of the body was first announced by Sir B. Ward Richardson in 1866 to the British Association.
7
Quake with Fear
The error: Small earthquakes can reduce the
chance of a big one There is a common myth (particularly in New Zealand where earthquakes are common) that if you have a lot of small earthquakes, it helps to alleviate the pressures building up that can cause a big one.
But this is not true. Seismologists have observed that for every magnitude 6 earthquake there are 10 of magnitude 5, 100 of magnitude 4, 1,000 of
magnitude 3, and so forth as the events get smaller
and smaller. This sounds like a lot of small
earthquakes, but there are never enough small ones
to eliminate the occasional large event. It would take 32 magnitude 5′s, 1000 magnitude 4′s, 32,000
magnitude 3′s to equal the energy of one magnitude
6 event. So, even though we always record many
more small events than large ones, there are never
enough to eliminate the need for the occasional large earthquake.
6
Don’t Swim
The error: You must wait 30 minutes after eating
before swimming
While there is a theoretical concern based on the fact that the body diverts the circulation of blood to the gut and away from the muscles that this might
possibly cause a cramp, no one has ever drowned
because they went swimming with a full tummy.
Going swimming after eating a big meal might make you uncomfortable, but it won’t cause you to drown. And even if you did get a cramp, in most cases you could easily exit the water before any real damage is done.

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