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Romance / Re: Photo Of The Native Doctor Who Died In Imo While Having Sex With A Prostitute by Unclerukus: 11:23pm On Mar 11, 2017
He was poisoned. probably through the beer or alcohol he took before the action.
NYSC / Re: Edo Corper, Gbadamosi OluwaMayowa, Arrested For Sleeping With His Student by Unclerukus: 1:49pm On Mar 10, 2017
curvilicious:
I feel pity for he knew not what he was doing until he finally bags 2yrs extension without pay?
Guy where did u keep ur brain?
Stupidity made him shoot himself in the p*nis
This is bigger than extension. It's a criminal offence, jail time will be the outcome.
Crime / Re: Ife: Dead Bodies Of Victims Of Yoruba-Hausa Clash In Osun (Graphic Pictures) by Unclerukus: 10:14pm On Mar 09, 2017
This is very bad, but it's evident this happened due to pent up anger that was caused by Northerners. So any little mishap was bound to blow off an atomic bomb of hatred. Well, the Hausa's are reaping from thier bad reputation.
Travel / Re: Inside The Kaduna-abuja Train Shared By A Twitter User (photos) by Unclerukus: 9:24pm On Mar 09, 2017
I give that training and even the station maximum of three years and they'll both look like home for homeless people.
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is A Prostitute by Unclerukus: 1:56pm On Mar 09, 2017
Kyllahmc:
Well it makes more sense to have a girlfriend who fvcks around for money... Than having one who fvcks around becos her puccy is always on fire. undecided the one that fvcks for money might be doing it out of conditions, maybe trying to survive...
Such lady is more likely to stop when things gets better for her. I'm a drastic thinker though, that's just my view.
A leopard never changes its spots. Once you marry that type of woman, be ready for a weary and terrible life afterwards. A woman of easy virtue never changes.

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Religion / Re: “Anal Sex And MouthAction Are Sins Against God” – Nigerian Lady. See Reactions by Unclerukus: 11:20pm On Mar 08, 2017
Everybody claims God speaks to them. Her points are totally wrong.


1 Corinthians 7:4-5

The wife does not have authority over her own body but
yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have
authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 5 Do not deprive
each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that
you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so
that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.
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This means any sexual activity within the confines of a marriage, as long as there has been a mutual agreement to undertake it, is not a sin as it leads to sexual satisfaction to the couple.



A lot of pastors/ ministers (ordained or not ) have developed the dirty habit of blatantly misinterpreting the bible verses to suit their agenda. That's the reason why you should cultivate the habit of reading the bible too, so that you wouldn't be another gullible disciple.

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Romance / Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Unclerukus: 12:27pm On Mar 08, 2017
Okuda:


you folks are coming here to try to form masculinity..but deep down inside you know the truth! 30mins non stop thumping is impossible without enhancement!
Bro, it's all about training your mind not to get too excited. I last up to 20 mins for the first round, the next round takes a lot more time, around the 40 minutes mark.if a condom is used, it takes even longer. I don't use enhancements, feel they are detrimental long term. Just eat lot of vegetables and unripe plantain, stay away from sugar.
Family / Re: Photos Of Hot Mother And Her Baby Got Instagram Users Talking by Unclerukus: 10:43am On Mar 07, 2017
Nairaland has lost its way. Rubbish topics hitting FP. And some sex starved perverts are drooling on a picture. She is lactating, that's why her boobs are big. Sorry to burst your bubble boys,find something else to do.
Religion / Re: Nigerian Church Uses Nicki Minaj's Photo In Relationship Seminar Poster by Unclerukus: 8:59pm On Mar 05, 2017
It's was probably done by a graphic artiste who is doesn't know who she is and the pastor to is likely doesn't know her. They probably saw an innocent looking lady( edited tattoo) and approved.
Travel / Re: Fatal Accident In Ibadan Kills 4 People (Graphic Photos) by Unclerukus: 7:03pm On Mar 04, 2017
It looks like they've been drinking and driving too, cue the three seaman gin cases on the floor.
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos Over Suspicion His Landlord Sleeping With His Wife by Unclerukus: 6:55pm On Mar 04, 2017
Foolish man for taking the easy way. I wonder why most Yoruba people do not respect the sacredness of marriage vows. They are just too loose and promiscuous, both male and female. They double date a lot. You see wife having boyfriends while the husband too is doing his own. They see marriage as dating. One reason I can't touch a Yoruba lady with a pole. I am not even a tribalist, just the plain fact.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Venezuela Is Down To Its Last $10 Billion! by Unclerukus: 6:02pm On Mar 04, 2017
abbeyty:
off to Venezuela to buy the whole country
You think like me. Or go buying some promising companies there and restructure. lol.

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Celebrities / Re: Miyonse, Soma And Busty Female Fan Pictured by Unclerukus: 11:37pm On Mar 02, 2017
They look disgusting and unappealing. She should go reduce the size.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Wows In New Photos by Unclerukus: 9:10am On Mar 02, 2017
dollyjoy:
Am I the only one seeing those legs quite disgusting!
I'll still do her instead of you.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Wows In New Photos by Unclerukus: 9:05am On Mar 02, 2017
Opakan2:
This HIV positive olosho.. I wonder why people still give her attention tho.

But obesere use her no be small.. her likes plenty wey yoruba boys dey useless anyhow
And I guess you were the one who gave her HIV or the doctor that diagnosed it. Self-righteousness, are you holy?
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Raped Every Night By 2 Female Spirits For 5 Years Now, Cries For Help by Unclerukus: 9:47pm On Mar 01, 2017
Misbliss1:
cheesyso ridiculous, you guys ever wonder why white people never make this complaints? Africans are too primitive
The whites also believe in sucubus and incubus. Has nothing to do with race.It's real, except you are an atheist. Well, people are entitled to their opinions.

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Music/Radio / Re: Immaculate Feat. Thin Tall Tony – "Love Affair" (Video) by Unclerukus: 1:20pm On Feb 26, 2017
The song is actually not bad or too good, decent. it's RnB. Most Nigerians have extremely poor taste in music. only songs that have party beats and jargon lyrics like skiborobo appeal here. Classless bunch.
Webmasters / Re: See The 7 Most Beautiful Hackers In The World by Unclerukus: 11:23am On Feb 26, 2017
OoniOfIfe:



African girls are dumb
Seconded, Not just African girls though. Most black girls are dumb. That's why I'll marry a white, black girls are problematic, cheats and materialistic.
Romance / Re: See How This Lady Replied Her Bae Who Gushed Over Her On Twitter by Unclerukus: 11:54pm On Feb 25, 2017
It's just sarcasm. I follow him on Twitter. She said she'll only marry him if he gets his engineering degree in 4 years time. Africans are too serious.

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Celebrities / Re: Falz - I Was Treated As A Criminal In Kenyan Airport Because I'm Nigerian by Unclerukus: 9:44pm On Feb 21, 2017
Dreamwaker:
They mistook you for a Biafran I'm pretty sure.
Irony. Internet fraud is the birthright and heritage of the afonjas.
Religion / Re: SA Mob Beat Up Cele Pastor Accused Of Selling Drugs, Running Brothels (pics) by Unclerukus: 3:39pm On Feb 21, 2017
Devices:
Time to start burning, roasting Southafrican monkeys in all West the Afrikan countries. If you see a Southafrican man or a woman in your hood. cut his two hands, unplug his tongue and burn the idiot alive.


If it's a woman, rape her until she collapses. Disjoin her body parts, package them in a casket and send it to her man-eating people in zulu land.


Enough is Enough.
An eye for an eye is not the solution. Some South Africans reason like this but if you do, then we have become what the white racists see us, animals. But you dont you feel we are also wrong? How would you love a south African selling drugs to your child in secondary school or pumping the child? wouldn't you be mad?
Religion / Re: SA Mob Beat Up Cele Pastor Accused Of Selling Drugs, Running Brothels (pics) by Unclerukus: 3:29pm On Feb 21, 2017
khukhi:
I'm glad u are safe.Some of those people were carrying beer bottles. They were drunk. Can you imagine these people embarrass us.
I have followed your posts in this thread and you seem very enlightened. Truly, I am disappointed by the South Africans killing fellow blacks and breeding hate, I am not suprised whites laugh at us.
I don't support the crimes of the defaulting Nigerians but the SA government should also take blame, they should have educated and sensitized the citizens about the dangers of both drugs and prostitution. probably the Nigerians see it as as a booming market there. Enforce a tougher law for drug peddling or possession ( I believe the police is also corrupt, allowing it to thrive).
I sincerely believe the attacks have some undertones other than drug or who*re peddling because I believe other nationals would also be into it. That said, so many Nigerians like fast money and involve in crime, I would be angry also if they brought all that to my neighborhood but what they do now is overstepping the boundaries.

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Travel / Re: South Africans Blast Nigerians On Facebook: "Nigerians Must Be Deported" by Unclerukus: 1:27am On Feb 20, 2017
That's the problem with Nigerians. They love fast money and involve in crime because we love showing off. But looks like the native south Africans(blacks) are junkies. I mean all these drugs are in Nigeria too but how many people even patronize them? THEY ARE CRACKHEADS.AND HAVE HIGH MORAL DECADENCE. Remember they have the highest population of people living with HIV, so it's something that have been etched into their DNA , Nigerians didn't teach them how to be drugs addicts and who*re about, that's why these stupid Nigerian boys go there to exploit their hobbies.A typical weed smoker here is afraid of cocaine. All these stupid boys should stop giving Nigeria a bad name and make a honest living .I am already ashamed of being a Nigerian.

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Celebrities / Re: When Tonto Dikeh & Hubby Padlock Their Love At The Love Lock Bridge, Paris (pics by Unclerukus: 1:01am On Feb 20, 2017
Davash222:
So oyibo still believe all these fetish nonsense, but when its been done here in Africa, you will still see Africans calling themselves black continent.
It's actually not fetish....just a show of togetherness and love in the romantic city of Paris.
Pets / Re: Port Harcourt Dog Walk 2017 Was Incredible, Superb And Amazing!!! by Unclerukus: 11:30am On Feb 19, 2017
Idrismusty97:
And the dogs no fight themselves?
was about saying that too. But I can't see stubborn breeds like Rottweiler, Doberman or pit bull enough there. looks mostly pet dogs. If those ones are there, fight must start. Too stubborn.

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Religion / Re: RCCG Church Abuja Attacked, Looted And Burnt By Suspected Extremists (Photo) by Unclerukus: 8:19am On Feb 19, 2017
SamuelAnyawu:
They sell and smoke weed? Then surely they are not religious extremists but Criminals.
A common thief wouldn't go stealing with petrol with the intent of burning down the property after stealing. He's only interested in what he can steal. This definitely has religious undertones to it.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A 7-Year-Old Girl Asked Google For A Job And Got A Reply From The CEO (Photos) by Unclerukus: 7:56pm On Feb 17, 2017
The reason why Africans run abroad. You see this letter he wrote that girl can motivate her throughout her studies to achieve great things. Really motivational. Which Boss would reply you here in Nigeria. We are too proud and complicated. whites are much simpler.
Romance / Re: Wedding Photos Of The Young Nigerian Guy And His Older American Wife by Unclerukus: 7:46pm On Feb 17, 2017
Backinfront:
This is what I am saying. No self respect. No pride, no dignity. There goes another man who thinks very low of himself, he has thrown himself to the only hook beckoning for him.

He can't work like other men. He can't use his brains, he needs the breast( a sagged one) for upliftment. This is his labour but there is no dignity in it.

Talk of effeminate men. Spits.

There are his lazy brothers urging him on.
My friend please don't judge. There are so many young people with good ideas and creativity in this country but no platform to showcase their skills so get wasted. A country where the people in the corridors of power when our parents were growing are still there dictating the affairs of the country. Where a 50yr old politician is regarded as youth.A country where having skills doesn't guarantee you food on the table. A country where politicians are known to have more money than top CEO's. Corruption and nepotism everywhere, from public sector to private sector. A very brilliant friend got a job only to be sacked from it within a month just because the head of dept had another candidate. In a sane country, he can sue but it's non story here. Nigeria is a zoo my friend. My point is, using your brains and working hard seldom uplift a person in Nigeria, maybe another country but not Nigeria. I can't do what he did, but I am not against it, the country is hard he's just hustling. We can't judge people standing from a hilltop.

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Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill: "Tonto Dikeh Won't Pick My Calls, I Can't Reach My Son" by Unclerukus: 4:19pm On Feb 16, 2017
Ioannes:
The only reason why this would even make front page is because it's probably driving traffic to this website.

Otherwise why I should I give flying fvck about this sh1t.
You posting and reading it definitely says something else.
NYSC / Re: Edo Corper Gbadamosi Mayowa Deletes His Instagram Account After His Viral Post by Unclerukus: 1:21pm On Feb 16, 2017
Fuyoma:


Jailed for wat? Wat evidence do u have 2 jail him? Or u jst feel like typing wat suites u...
Evidence? I think you should read the previous post in this.

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NYSC / Re: Edo Corper Gbadamosi Mayowa Deletes His Instagram Account After His Viral Post by Unclerukus: 1:19pm On Feb 16, 2017
He should be followed up by the government. All these ignoring of matters like this doesn't deter people. He needs to be used as a lesson to others. When I was serving, these small girls I taught tried seducing me and offering to help with chores. I heard the previous corpers were doing rubbish with them. I handled them well, I flogged those rubbish out of their head. Till today, I am respected in that school, many of the students call me to greet me years after leaving there. People like these abuse and taint the purpose of NYSC. He should 've dealth with properly.

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Romance / Re: This Is Why There Are More Single Ladies In Nigeria Than Guys by Unclerukus: 10:13am On Feb 08, 2017
SmartyPants:
I am forced to think some people are just not clever.

The premise of this argument is that men are getting married but women are not. How can that be?

Given that men do not marry themselves it stands to reason that if they are not marrying or dating the women, then they too are not getting married or are not dating anyone.

The only way woman can be single but men are getting married, and any of the reasons posted above is the cause, is if the men are marrying fellow men.

Take an illustration:

In a world of 10 people, where there are 5 ladies and 5 gentlemen, if all of the gentlemen refuse to get married then all of the ladies will remain single and the ratio of single men to single women remains 1:1. If two of the gentlemen refuse to get married, then two of the ladies will remain single but this means that the ratio of single men to women remains 1:1. Unless the women are getting married to more than one man, or any of the men die, the ratio of single women to single men cannot possible increase.
your illustration of men and women standing at a ratio of 1:1 is so wrong. There are more women than men and it would remain like that till eternity due to certain factors like ;

1. Enrollment into the military : more men in military, and high chances of dying in conflict.

2. Dangerous activities : men are most likely to be invol in practices like armed robbery, cultish and join gangsters which also reduce men population on daily basis.

3. Occupation : yes, women also get involved too but they are mostly dominated by men. jobs that induce high levels of stress, kill men yearly.

4. Sexual orientation : women are also lesbians but men are gay too. That also reduce the number of men on the dating market.

It's not just about men refusing to get married, though so many guys aren't interested in marriage, the economic uncertainty in one but also because they know they are spoilt with choices to choose from. Every year, those factors srared above create a huge deficit to the number of men related to women. For me the correct ratio is actually 1:6. Even God predicted all these in the bible, in the last days women would beg men to marry them to bear their name without minding if he has other wives.

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