mecussey:
U.S of all people cannot even send a drone there and monitor what happens. E be like na that area devil fall put after the war in heaven or na there garden of eden dey.

They probably know what's there. I think they are hiding information about it like so many things. Us government like any other governments Is full of evil people. Funny enough it might be a government facility hidden there like they tried hiding one on the Mojave desert for crazy experiments.

They are having dinner with Poseidon.

Ajibo111:


Stupid mother fucker!!

So you went about to download my Dp to merge with that Prevert.

I can see how deranged and deluded you are, you must have from from the family of apes that's why you are defending an apparent truth.

So in your God forsaken mind now, I look ugly in that pics

pervert? Some people do worse in the dark. you aren't ugly but he'll still get picked ahead of you.

youngG10:

becouse they stink like sh!t.....and they consider them womanizers

what an irony. Most Muslims I have come across have this hint of dirtiness about them no matter how educated they maight be and they seem to love underage little girls and marry so many wives.

Damn, she's one ugly tadpole. what's the infatuation with those breasts? Remove the clothes and bra and you wouldn't like the sight of it, all saggy.

I detest lazy and dependent ladies, no matter how pretty a lady might be, lack of those two means she's an empty shell.

I served as a corper in Benin. That place is very unsafe to live especially if you have some cash. Many of their youths are unproductive, many of them get involved in cultism or internet fraud(Yahoo Yahoo), armed robbery is rampant and so fierce and their youths have a false definition of success. I pity the future of that state. Most of the government schools especially in the villages are so badly run and managed it will be better if the turn them to bakeries. Edo state should wake up.

Please OP, how come the Asians whose favourite dishes includes Noodles coupled with using high levels of sodium bicarbonate in their food have the highest life expectancy in the world? I am confused.

Arda1000:
This one is a rare breed

Black mamba is black mamba. Nothing like rare breed that's an adult mamba.

The guy is weak. A female would regret doing such to me. Immediately she messes up, I won't complain and let her know about her escapades,I'll get myself a new girlfriend,make her a side chick and waste all her youth with me thinking we all good until I'm done with her miserable life. Best revenge for sluťs, No need to act like a wussy. Nigerian girls are documented to be the most unfaithful, can't Marry any of them.

Tolexander:
o ga o!

What has Manchester United FC done to compensate the family of this fan who died supporting the club?

You dey naija, you dey form passionate supporter of a football club in UK wey no sabi anything about your existence.

Some football fanatics sha!

RIP!

Manchester United indeed acknowledged them and passed their condolence when the tragedy occurred. Compensation lies with the Nigerian government, after all, it was their faulty electrical installation that killed the people.

Mumu boy. Now see how they've chopped half his nose, he won't be able to get another girl to harass.

Tazdroid:


Some Nollywood actors pass away mysteriously owing to some strange illness. I don't mean to deviate but there may be something amiss

The sicknesses to these actors in Nollywood is too Much. I suspect there is devil worshipping (occult) going on in there. Some person(s) amidst them is up to something.

Jyde89:


and this is a result of a survey you ran or you just saying it based on the few people you've seen, promiscuity runs in every tribe.

Yes, it runs in every tribe but the Yoruba people operate on a different level. I have dated many Yoruba girls than the average Yoruba man and I am also quite the journeyman, I have seen things. All tribes cheat, but when a married Yoruba woman starts cheating, it's best the husband has eyes at the back of his head especially if he's rich and has properties, my current neighbor is experiencing this now and the wife sleeps around with lowlife thugs in the area like a dog on heat, he's the only one in the area that keeps getting visits from armed robbers even though there are other rich men in the street, the man is helpless. A married easterner that's cheating( though rare) is more likely to leave the marriage and meet their lovers than pretend and scheme. There's always a hint of deceit in a relationship with yourubas. whether marriage or relationship except for a few that are God fearing.

Jyde89:
Yea she's right, after all she's married to a yoruba man, didirin

She isn't married. But she says the truth, Many Yoruba people don't respect the sacredness of marriage, their level of promiscuity in marriage and relationships is so high that I've restrained myself from dating any of them even if I like them.

You don't need to unlock any padlock. The four padlocks at the bottom aren't attached to the iron beam but were just placed on it. Reomiving both of them would free up the bigger beam to unlock.

Pidgin2:


No electricity? Migrate if you want but stop all this nonsense about no electricity. There are places with 24/7 electricity in Nigeria, take note. If you've ever stayed in Phcn quarters or bonny Island you will know, besides if you want 24/7 contact any Alaba authentic solar panel merchant and they will install solar panels with 24/7 light supply or visit MTN office and opt for Lumos solar 24/7 light. Always complaining but never looking for solutions, we are so damn lazy, get yourself a solar panel!

PS :if solar electricity is not available in your state instead of destroying your country on social media star contacting foreign companies that supply solar light via Internet, you never know which ones will respond and you can become a millionaire, must people think for you? Quit complaining and start using the brain God gave you


I'm on silence mode, will not respond to any other mediocre post, you can complain all you want, who cares.

You sound so infantile.
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So Bonny, PHCN quarters and any other residential areas for corporations make up the whole country as a whole? Clueless.
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One of the reasons of tax collection is provision of funds for Capital projects to provide electricity, water and good roads.
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I dont know if you're a part time clown or something, see your mouth like Lumps Solar, the monthly bill of that thing is like the same exorbitant PHCN bills.maybe you don't know the cost of installing and maintaining a solar electrical system is expensive and only the rich can afford.
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What makes you think you can just talk to any company abroad and they'll pack their load here to meet you? State of your delusion. You'll need lots and lots of paperwork and lots of cash to invest also. How many can do that? I believe you already have done that since it seems easy to you.
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What you wrote up there is complete rubbish and make -0.000000001 sense. Fela wasn't wrong when he coined his chorus " suffering and smiling". Nigerians like you would die in their grandeur delusions while the elites keep laughing at your plain Stupidity/ignorance.

iamphill:


The mere fact you were even colonised already depicts failure

Seeing as you stated Ontario in your profile, I'll like to ask, is Canada a failure? If you were knowledgeable enough, you would have known Canada was colonized by both French and British at some points in time. French is a national language there, people speak it and also English also. Argentina were colonized by the spanish, Brazil by the Portuguese and Seychelles in Africa by the French, are those countries failures? Try better to make a better point next time.

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Pidgin2:


Someone gullible will read this your post and think what you have said is true. How can you say that people are all in their homes by 12,are you saying we don't have night life here? Smh, I pity you, I don't know who you are but I doubt you are above 15 years (no offense)

So my trips to America and UK doesn't count for being in developed countries? Open your eyes and see what we have, I pity anyone that will form an opinion on Nigeria based on the views of desperados on nairaland, you guys are misleading people who don't see how you look but only judge your words unfortunately

Dont misinterpret what they're all saying. Truely, based on the pictures in this thread, there are far more advanced buildings and many better looking areas in Lagos, even cleaner places especially on the island but is Lagos or even Nigeria a good place to live in? Hell no and I am Nigerian. There's no system here and even the government aren't organized. High rate of corruption, Nepotism, insecurity( except you stay in a high brow suburb), No electricity, etc. You'd be surprised to know that many African countries do better than us, we might be pace setters and very rich in Africa but what's the use if greedy politicians keep hoarding funds for their generations unborn? I'm even thinking of leaving here and finally migrating to Canada. Fed of of the Shiť show called Nigeria.

Scatterscatter:
Only two things are working in Nigeria : Lagos State and Dangote.

Both of them should kuku buy Nigeria biko.

Ambode - President
Fashola - Vice President
Tinubu - Senate President
Dangote - Minister of Everything

You'd be surprised to know most of these business ideas and plans come from the brilliant minds he employed. They pay big bucks to their advisers, what he'll likely do his veto the deals and bankroll them.

Nutase:
If husbands were this easy to get polyandry would have been rampant.

Husbands are easy to get in India as long as the female has the money for dowry, there's also a shortage of Females in India unlike the rest of the world which is quite opposite.

iamphill:


Na Wa ooo, it is only in Nigerian people are mocked because they cant speak or express themselves well in another mans lingual (English slave masters). have you ever seen a Chinese or a German mocked because they can't speak another mans lingua (English)?

In between make correct money. money talks and bullshit runs a marathon my friend

Nigeria's national language is English, we use it to communicate across all tribes. The Chinese and Germans don't communicate in English, they weren't colonised ( most/all colonised countries adopt their colonial ruler's language, Accounting systems, governmental system and in extreme cases, housing schemes and road plans), most of their population don't even understand English Language, they have their own national languages. I believe you should know these things, this is 2017. Failure to be able to read and write good English language as a Nigerian means that person is dull. Right from Daycare/Kg 1 to Ph.d levels, all subjects, lessons and exams are done in English. You don't even have to go to school to speak and write good english in Nigeria except you're just Lazy and have low IQ.

andyanders:


Lots of abortion at early age and packaging of the slippers like breast with iron fittings which holds the breast firm.

When she removes all those packaging that is holding the breasts, you will run away from looking at them when released from their cage.

You are very correct. Ladies that engage in abortion always seem to have bigger breast at one point. probably the body was preparing for a child to breastfeed and left in that state as pregnant women tend to have bigger breast during gestation.

Aimosagie:


Lol..because it is absolutely impossible to rape a man except his body truly wants it. He needs to be hard for a woman to even attempt the rape in the first place, and he needs to be sexually turned on by whatever he sees or feel. This isn't the same for the woman and we all know this. So even if there is something like sexually assaulting a man, it's hard to believe a man can be raped if we're honest with ourselves.

A rape doesn't necessarily mean just penetration alone. Their are various ways to have sex without penetration and they are all considered rape without consent.

BZion:
Nice story but I question why someone who had done ICAN would go for a Security Job. I believe that if you plan to do a job below your level it should at least be related to your industry e.g lecturing or working for an audit firm for little or no salary but not security. Perphaps, the job could have come quicker if you had done something related.


Warm regards,

He never said he was chartered, he only said he prepared like he was about writing an ICAN exam, in other words, he read a lot. He might be chartered though.

N250? People who know what's up know there's Voodoo in that money. She should pray and anoint and musnt spend it herself. Evil doers.

IslamicRebel:


You have a point.

Read the lady's reaction to his dream. She took it too well.

Exactly. A typical Nigerian will be upset being told such by a stranger online and even rebuke them.

SirJeffry:
And so? So oyibo no dey lie too Why not tell Ronaldo or Messi to show us their birth certs. Nonsense

You think those countries are like Nigeria? They have databases of almost everything, from births to deaths. You can't falsify there, government gave al records.

Made up. she died, fine, but the guy is looking for cheap publicity. Was he actually screenshoting the conversation during the time because the time stamp says that, like he knew she'd die?. probably created another profile with the ladies pic and chatted with himself.

see innovation while my people here a lauding replica helicopters built with metal scraps, wood and keke that can't even make a jump.

Seun:

If you feel that an animal is too dangerous to be left on your farm or in your compound, you can capture it and relocate it to a distant place.

You think you're abroad? If he got harmed while doing that, he'll just die. Poor healthcare system in Nigeria and you're telling someone to capture something that has death on its sting. wehdone Sir.

All of you claiming animal rights and all that, I hope you don't end up like the Late Steve Irwin."crocodile Hunter". He even had better healthcare system and animal control, talk less of you in a dysfunctional country. When it happens, you're on your own.