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Celebrities / Re: “I Want To See Your Dick” - Bobrisky Tells Man In A Male Toilet by Unclerukus: 1:53pm On Mar 13, 2018
Why hasn't this dude been arrested? See the other man smiling like a simpleton because a gay man wants to see your member. They're both stupid.

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Education / Re: Injustice For Engineering Graduates, Corpers by Unclerukus: 1:05pm On Mar 08, 2018
Rubbish. What have engineering graduates in Nigeria been producing or invented? Can you even work on machine learning and create and program a simple robot? Just making noise here on Nairaland. Most engineering students in Nigeria are crap except few. Besides, Doctors don't earn much especially after their NYSC, they are among the least paid with less time for themselves. It's a selfless profession.

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Car Talk / Re: Bentley Unveils The World’s First Luxury Hybrid SUV With 31mile Plug-in Range by Unclerukus: 12:42pm On Mar 08, 2018
Genea:
I need a job to afford this car biko!!!!
Salary earners can't buy this type of cars.
Sports / Re: Mario Balotelli Shames Toni Iwobi, Italy's First Black Senator by Unclerukus: 12:13pm On Mar 08, 2018
He's only serving a purpose. They made him in charge of anti-immigration to make them not look like racists. What Balotelli means is, they'll still racially abuse him later. Italians are one of the worst racists till today.

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Sports / Re: Elderson Echiejile And His Wife, Oghenevwemo, Welcome A Baby Boy (Photo) by Unclerukus: 9:39am On Mar 07, 2018
emmasege:
Elderson and his wife must have had good parenting and Christian background.

His wife's wedding outfit says a lot about them. She's not wearing the usual half naked wedding gown and neither is he putting on crazy hairstyle.

Welcome to our world, boy. May you fulfill destiny and be far greater than your parents IJN.
Most rich people are like that, it's the poor or people who managed to stumble upon wealth after too much poverty that dress classless or indecent as its a form of attention seeking.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Is Watching "Black Panther" (Photos) by Unclerukus: 10:16am On Mar 04, 2018
ugolinze123:
our politicians are still dumb, using the same tactics every year and the dumb followers still falls for it. this sh** hole can't be any better. if you doubt me I bet my left scrotum...
They can't be dumb when people fall for it.
Travel / Re: Why Lagosians Hate Using The Pedestrian Bridges by Unclerukus: 9:36pm On Feb 28, 2018
Joedanish:
Want to make a $100 a day.

Click the link below.
Even millions of Americans don't make that a day. Go scam elsewhere.

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Health / Re: Bad Mouth Odour And Persistent Headache. Help! by Unclerukus: 3:46pm On Feb 23, 2018
It's so clear to see that's a tonsil stone. From the headache, bad breath and the yellowish substance. It comes from poor oral hygiene. Visit a dentist or remove it by yourself at home with your fingers or the back of your toothbrush. Thank me later.
AfflictedOne:
Thank you all for your advice and recommendations. I sincerely hope that as I try them out, I'll come back here with a testimony soon. God bless you all.
Business / Re: I Will Make Nigeria Self-sufficient In Food Production – Dangote by Unclerukus: 2:24pm On Feb 23, 2018
angels09:
I suspect this man might be behind Herdsmen issues. So after herdsmen chased farmers away you now want to come and "save" Nigerians from hunger?! LOL
God bless you. I wanted to type exactly the same thing before I saw this. It wouldn't be out of place to think he might be part of the Fulani leaders funding them with Sophisticated guns to scare and discourage farmers from going to farm. He'll make billions, we are in Nigeria anything is possible. Remember the Nigerian government backed by Northern leadership has been doing all they can for a long time to keep him as the ultimate monopolist.
Food / Re: Soldier, Faith Ogochukwu Kills African Civet In Her Farm (Photos) by Unclerukus: 1:35pm On Feb 23, 2018
This story sucks. Can we please stop posting all these cruel photos of dead animals, they are getting extinct. There's turkey, pig, chicken, cow and many more that are reared commercially, if you want to eat meat go to the market and buy.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Dangote Truck Crushes A Man And 3 Students Dead In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by Unclerukus: 11:58am On Feb 23, 2018
Dangote trucks kill people everyday all over the country. Something is fishy since the company doesn't address their recklessness on the road.

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Car Talk / Re: Nissan To Collaborate With NADDC, Unveils Its 380-hectare Plant In Lagos -photos by Unclerukus: 5:26pm On Feb 22, 2018
Nairalanddist:
I hope those easterners bragging about Innosson can now see that Yorubas also produce quality Nissan automobiles in Lagos. Yoruba leads others follow cool
Will still he headed by a Japanese GM and top management. Not owned by a Nigerian but the added revenue is good for Lagos State.
Family / Re: Zambian Lady Divorces Months After Getting Range Rover Gift From Her Man by Unclerukus: 10:12am On Feb 21, 2018
lefulefu:
she no lose completely. At least she got to be payed alimony though she don lost d car.if it where to be a sharp babe she for don quickly sell d car and keep d money one side and if d man ask for d car she will say dem steal d carcheesy.

lefulefu:
well at d end of the day she's been payed a decent life alimony.she gained afterallcheesy.
Alimony that's not up to 500k. Small money.
Politics / Re: Uchechi Okwu Kanu's Interview With BBC: "2019, No Nnamdi Kanu, No Voting" by Unclerukus: 6:15pm On Feb 20, 2018
hollah123:
so u think his wife doesn't know his whereabouts Abi?
I strongly believe he's been killed and the government would never own up to it because it will cause a serious tension. None of his family know where he is.
Politics / Re: Uchechi Okwu Kanu's Interview With BBC: "2019, No Nnamdi Kanu, No Voting" by Unclerukus: 2:26pm On Feb 20, 2018
He has been killed by the DSS and buried somewhere no one can trace. I said this months ago, Nnamdi Kanu is dead.

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Career / Re: Ofodile Nkemdilim, The Only Female Air Force Team That Designed Tsaigumi UAV by Unclerukus: 11:49pm On Feb 18, 2018
luri:
Uncle! If you do not know something please don't disgrace yourself. They are not talking about quadcopters or toy drones that carry camera.
It's a students project especially for schools with good funding. Do you know the 3D graphics for Pixar's incredicles were created by college students? Do you know how many high tech stuff in circulation right now that we're done as college projects? I saw college undergrads build a 3D printer which would be celebrated for months by our useless ministries if they did one. Just because Nigeria isn't developed doesn't mean you have to be ignorant. https://www.uasvision.com/2016/02/23/boeing-helps-qatar-university-college-to-build-uavs/
http://ecurrent.fit.edu/blog/student-design/students-design-and-build-uav-to-assist-nasa-mars-rover/ (This one was built to assist a space rover, more complex to build)
http://m.gulfnews.com/news/uae/society/uae-students-build-drone-that-clears-fog-1.2167010
https://defence.pk/pdf/threads/sust-students-are-making-uav-drone-for-armed-forces.293958/
https://www.dawn.com/news/1203214
Read to your satisfaction.
Mind you, what we just built is a surveillance drone can't even carry ammunition or rocket propellers, the best it can have is a GPS or night vision. It doesn't have capability to spy another country because it can't travel far. It's the most basic of all UAV's. It's a toy compared to proper drones.
Politics / Re: Why Most Northern Elites Cannot Speak Against Killings – Shehu Sani by Unclerukus: 1:22pm On Feb 18, 2018
Joenyam:
Shehu Sani, the senator representing Kaduna Central has revealed why Northern elders are quiet on the incessant killings of innocent Nigerians in the North.

The lawmaker who has continued to voice out on the killings of Nigerians in different parts of the country said most political elites from the North were quiet just to avoid being tagged or labelled, ”anti Buhari or anti federal government.”

Sani said with their continuous silence, the elites have succeeded in saving their neck while the neck of the masses are massacred.

He wrote on Facebook, ”Most political elites from northern Nigeria are not loudly speaking out against the mass murder going on in northern Nigeria, perpetrated by Bandits, armed Herdsmen or organised Criminal gangs out of fear that they may be tagged or labelled as anti Federal Government or Anti President.

”The elites save their necks by their silence and the necks of the masses are continuously slaughtered.”

Source: http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/18/northern-elites-cannot-speak-killings-shehu-sani/
The reason why most developed countries have better economy and political environment is because everyone is critical and speaks out. That's why if a government official does something as little as a sexist remark or misconduct, they call for his/head in unison and they'll most times release a public statement with their letter of resignation. We have a long way here if you can't speak out.

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Politics / Re: Why Fulani Herdsmen Kill - Ango Abdullahi Says by Unclerukus: 1:14pm On Feb 18, 2018
And this is the reasoning of a supposed educated person. A professor for that matter. How did this one become a professor?

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Career / Re: Ofodile Nkemdilim, The Only Female Air Force Team That Designed Tsaigumi UAV by Unclerukus: 4:36pm On Feb 17, 2018
EgunMogaji:


I’ve been spending a lot of time watching YouTube videos on African countries as part of a business plan that I’m writing.

My brother, ordinary Rwanda, previously war thorn Rwanda, will put Nigeria to shame in certain sectors.

We really need to put our leaders to task and the youths need to stop celebrating mediocrity.

Look at this video, a Nigerian tv station said “gifted Nigerian invented flying machine”.

What? You can order this from Aliexpress


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCzgfSrI9ZM
Hahahaha, The caption is a disgrace to our system. I have seen RC planes on magazines and TV since when I was a kid. They are mostly used as toys. But this dude impressed me bro, he's uneducated and he made a wireless remote and understands the dynamics of how planes move, most Nigerian engineering graduates can't do that, I once met a trainee at my place of work who studied computer science but I had to teach him basics in python and SQL and I majored in Business , I wondered how he got selected. What I take in this case is, since RC planes aren't new or big deals, he can fine tune it to make something that can carry more payload and make into an ariel irrigation machine to distribute pesticides in farms, he'll do well if he can find the funding.

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Career / Re: Ofodile Nkemdilim, The Only Female Air Force Team That Designed Tsaigumi UAV by Unclerukus: 2:52pm On Feb 17, 2018
EgunMogaji:


May god bless you.

I’m sick and tired of the twits on here celebrating stupidity.

But I guess we have to have a village idiot.
My brother our problem in this country is not just the politicians, we have funny mentality here too. I have seen numerous "inventions" here on nairaland that were praised some even calling government to assist them, when they were in fact piles of trash e.g helicopter and jet made of wood that can't fly, miniature cars (can't move too) and toy houses made of wood, etc. We need the change that mentality because many African countries now look like developed countries compared to Nigeria. We need to revamp our educational and industrial sectors and invest in massive research.

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Career / Re: Ofodile Nkemdilim, The Only Female Air Force Team That Designed Tsaigumi UAV by Unclerukus: 11:58am On Feb 17, 2018
This is a college project in developed countries. It's good but with the sort of money Nigeria has, we can do way way better. Like constructing or research to create high definition rail or lazer guns or warships or some Fvcking cutting edge technology not Fvcking drones high school kids do as projects.

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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Forced To Wake Girl Up After Hypnotizing Her For Rituals. Photos/Video by Unclerukus: 7:17pm On Feb 15, 2018
OtemAtum:
Africans can fear rumours and propaganda sha. So your forefathers have this juju, yet the whites colonised them like that? hmm.
And you were told whites don't have their own juju? Trying hard to sound logical but you're ignorant. Whites comes from Saxons, Anglo Saxons, Vikings, Roman's and Normans etc and those people served idols, were very spiritual and performed blood sacrifices, many of their descendants still do it to this day. Canadians, Mexicans, Greeks are just a few of many that still have deep connections to their ancestral gods and beliefs . Just because technology and education is more prevalent does not mean everything is logical.
Politics / Re: Benue Killings: Ortom Cries To UN For Help by Unclerukus: 5:57pm On Feb 15, 2018
iambijo:
does military descend on fayose ? And why refering to islam as shithole here, i'am muslim and fulani and am being fair with what i wrote, you are just dumb for not balancing ur comment fairly.
Islam and corruption are the two problems of this country. Islam is shithole and if your brothers don't desist from making enemies over the country, I'm Afraid the fate of your fulanis would be like the Tutsi people of Rwanda, all tribes would gang up and fvck you all up. I'm educated and I don't mind killing a fulani person myself.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos From Florida High School Shooting That Killed 17 And Injured 50 More by Unclerukus: 5:12pm On Feb 15, 2018
sulmeza:
how a civilian, in a supposed sane country, manages to get his hands on a first grade assault rifle still baffles me... cuz I don't think the gun law allows ownership of such weapons.

America's at war, forget terrorism.
my condolences to the bereaved
America isn't a sane country, lots of depressed and mentally sick people there. just a very developed country.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram No Longer Attracting Membership – President Buhari by Unclerukus: 8:29pm On Feb 13, 2018
Well, that's because they've bought miyetti Allah enrollment forms. Why should they be hunted by the military as terrorists when they can continue to kill and get the protection from the president. Common sense isn't common anymore.
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Akure South, Sack LGA Workers by Unclerukus: 8:05pm On Feb 13, 2018
farouk0403:
There is nothing like fulani herdsmen that are killing people, enemies of state are just exaggerating things so that they can jeopardize the good things PMB has build in the past years just because election is around the corner.


Fvcking Lunatics.
I served in a rural part of Edo state in 2016 and I saw enough atrocities done by fulanis even the news don't pick up all of them up.

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Akure South, Sack LGA Workers by Unclerukus: 7:57pm On Feb 13, 2018
uwajeh:
Where are the pictures of the secretariat that was sacked and where's the footage of the Fulani herdsmen sacking the secretariat?!!

We haven't come to the realisation that we are playing with fire as a nation.
why don't you track the herdsmen down and snap them with your phone when they sack communities? So many senseless people with cheap internet.

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Business / Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Unclerukus: 2:42pm On Feb 12, 2018
Luukasz:
Nigeria is an unserious nation, how did we get to the point of joking with sensitive and serious issues.
Issues like this can't be made fun of in a country with a working system instead they would have fished out the snake and those behind it.
But here all we do is to poke fun at everything.. which way Nigeria!
Many of the youths have misplaced priorities and are social media kings and queens. I pity for the future of this country. Many youths are lacking basic understanding of politics and economy around them but know the ins and outs of Twitter, Facebook, BBA etc.
A sane country would demand answers from these issues we joke with. My advise to any focused youth, save and leave this place, not a country for young bright minds.
Food / Re: Two Deer Caught In A Farm By Onitsha Businessman, Ifeanyi Obunadike by Unclerukus: 9:02am On Feb 12, 2018
LasGidiOwner:
This is better than eating crocodile and hippo. This one looks like goat meat. I think i wanna taste this. cheesy
I heard hippo is one hell of a tasty meat but very hard to kill.
Food / Re: Two Deer Caught In A Farm By Onitsha Businessman, Ifeanyi Obunadike by Unclerukus: 9:00am On Feb 12, 2018
stillseth:
the deers look still very young for my eyes
Nigerians call that a deer? That's a duiker, they don't grow big and those are likely to be adults.
Romance / Re: "Home Training Is A Scam, I Want To Start My Sugar Daddy Business": Twitter User by Unclerukus: 8:50am On Feb 12, 2018
That's why I can't date or marry an ajepako girl. Poverty is already in their vains and they are too desperate.

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Romance / Re: "Run Away From Any Successful Lady That Is Above 30 & Single" - Physiotherapist by Unclerukus: 1:16pm On Feb 11, 2018
HajimeSaito:




lmao. My best cartoon character. Funny as Fuvk.

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