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Religion / Re: "Witches & Wizards In Nigeria, Leave Me Alone": Lady Living In USA Publicly Begs by Unclerukus: 9:08am On Nov 22, 2016
DedeNkem:
Most Nigerians are very scientifically illiterate!

Juju DOESN'T work!

Think about these;

- If juju works, why would anyone spend years and money studying when one could just do juju to have the full knowledge of their educational field?
- If juju works, why would anyone work when one could just do juju to from banks unnoticed?
- If juju works, why would anyone be poor?
- If juju works, why would anyone be sick when you could do juju to prevent sickness.
- If juju works, why would anyone die?

Nobody in Nigeria can scientifically prove juju works and yet 99% believe in it! What a shame! Nigerian churches help immensely in dumbing down Nigerians!

Does anyone still wonder why Nigeria is backward in any kind of human development and advancement?
you try to sound enlightened but you're actually very ignorant. Even the so called whites you try to imitate have them and know they exist, they are known as wiccans (USA and U.K) they just choose to ignore their existence and not focus on what they do. All civilizations throughout history , from Africa down to Asia and Europe all have referenced the existence of witchcraft. I think you should read more to enlightened yourself.The problem is that we Africans attribute all our problems to something Magical or mysterious when most times we are the one at fault and not some witch or juju.

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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Draws Genevieve Nnaji by Unclerukus: 10:20pm On Nov 21, 2016
Nathdoug:
What wrong with all this artist with there love for geneveive...body wen ATIKU don finish..ii heard he even gave her from the back cox the pvssy has passed it's elastic limit...
that's savage
Nairaland / General / Re: Large Python Killed At Akuora Obosi In Anambra State by Unclerukus: 10:27am On Nov 20, 2016
Baroba:


My brother, the ignorance is what is killing us, the python is actually harmless and non venomous, you will struggle to find anyone killed by a python, if only our people know.. If na puff adder, then that's a different story.. so so sad. Me I don tire, country wey people dey get mind burn another human, killing wildlife na small issue..
I am not Igbo but from my knowledge, I know it's the ball python also known as royal python that is sacred, they don't harm and are very docile also they don't grow big at all , highest they grow is 5 feet which is small for a python. This one in this picture here is a beast, 14 feet !!! this one would comfortably swallow anybody below 5 feet 7 inches.( young adults and children). This one would comfortably strangle an adult. That one is an African rock python not royal python, very very dangerous type of python.
Crime / Re: Two Ladies Attempt To Rape A Man In South Africa (Photos, Video) by Unclerukus: 8:39am On Oct 03, 2016
AzizG550:
WTF ! 3 chicks are trying to f*ck u and u r resisting Maka y? Chai see as this man wasted 3 sweet sharp p^ssies. biko I pray this kinda blessing in disguise should be my portion this week. lawd let this kinda girls rape me. I claim it.
Do you know if they want to infect him with disease or kill him through sex exhaustion? There are 3 girls in that video, if they want to satisfy themselves well, he's likely to collapse.

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Crime / Re: Two Ladies Attempt To Rape A Man In South Africa (Photos, Video) by Unclerukus: 8:35am On Oct 03, 2016
Bifwoli:


Its not only unbelievable but its also practically impossible.The guy has to be aroused and erect and thats one thing the ladies cannot force to happen.

I even find it hard to believe the story of Lot in the Bible -Genesis 19:30-38 how they got their father drunk and he fell asleep then the older went and lay with him.Impossible cuz his manhood can't function like that.
sex isn't just about penetration you know.
Health / Re: Woman Discharges Maggots From Her Vagina In Ogun (Photo) by Unclerukus: 8:11am On Oct 03, 2016
Ibidi:


With respect, how educated r u if u don't know the meaning of 99%? 1% of one million is 10,000!
Here is a repost of a previous post of mine:

Sir, almost all of us believe in "forces" hence we believe in God and go to church. But common sense would tell u that 99% of what's called jazz in nigeria is not.
Or nigeria would be the richest country in the world and win all sports events. Also Banks, atms, visas, etc would not be possible.
Can u Please tell us why nobody has used jazz to take the monies in banks or get Dangote's atm number?
Funny, actually i posted that before seeing the error, hoping you wouldn't go there. Understood.
Health / Re: Woman Discharges Maggots From Her Vagina In Ogun (Photo) by Unclerukus: 8:42am On Oct 02, 2016
Ibidi:


Why not educate yourself. 99% of of whats callef juju in nigeria is not.
A quick question. Are you Nigerian? You don't believe in juju. I have seen it manifest so many times. I am educated and I try to look out for logical explanations on a lot of things. I have known about myaisis and I am not a doctor, but if trained doctors rejected her after some months without referrals, then there's more to it that meets the eyes, you can't tell me they don't know about myaisis, in the age of Internet when a seven year old child can Google out symptoms and types of diseases with incredible ease . If juju doesn't exist, how do you explain thunderbolt (mágun) and a lot more. Juju is real, we just pray it doesn't affect our loved ones.
Business / Re: Banks To Close Branches As Recession Bites Hard by Unclerukus: 12:24pm On Sep 20, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
what has been major problem in this economic recession?

Isn't it inflation?

Why did government come up with the plan of reducing what you buy etc?
inflation goes with a recession, it's called stagflation. But we have been doing okay with our previous inflation percentage for a while. This recession is caused by poor policies made by Mr. Buhari. e.g Like banning imports like rice without creating provision to amend such policies. Policies like that would disrupt so the economic cycle, workers, banks that gain from such businesses( considering Nigeria is import dependant, a lot of businesses). The banks lose chunks of money from businesses and it's causes a chain reaction. The little goods you can lay your hands on are way too expensive but there's is no money to buy it.
Business / Re: Banks To Close Branches As Recession Bites Hard by Unclerukus: 12:09pm On Sep 20, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
on the contrary.

That's when most money goes to the banks because government try as hard as possible to reduce the money in the system by curbing spending..

The banks should have taken the customers more seriously But instead relied on government money.
Now that TSA put an end to that,they run out of ideas but only option is to lay workers of to cut spending.
That's inflation, where there's too much demand but less corresponding supply. (where the money to demand?). This us a recession, no or reduced productive or economic activity nationwide. Money is basically not changing hands like it used to be. Hence low saving. That's my opinion bro.

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Business / Re: Banks To Close Branches As Recession Bites Hard by Unclerukus: 11:28am On Sep 20, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
So our banks are fake

Government money is the reason they are in business

Good to know.

When there is a recession, the propensity to save is low. Not government money but when there is no money, who deposits into the bank?
Phones / Re: What The Cast Screen Option Means On Your Android Device. by Unclerukus: 2:55pm On Sep 02, 2016
loobby:
Techno users will be like
it's actually on most andriod. Techno included.
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Kim Jong-un Executes Minister For Not Sitting Correctly At A Meeting by Unclerukus: 8:46pm On Sep 01, 2016
Trying to surpass his father's terror. This was the same man who used an anti-aircraft gun to execute his top ranking army official because he dozed of while he (kim) gave a speech. This guy is depressed and mentally retarded.
Education / Re: 7 Reasons Why Studying Abroad Will Help You Land A Job by Unclerukus: 4:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
EduRegard:
I beg to disagree, atleast there is always an upper hand compared compared to local schooling.
it's no more a guarantee. Saw a jobless engineer who schooled in England, he's been jobless for like 2 years. Hopeless and frustrated. Mind you, he went to a good ranking University with good grades. Getting jobs nowadays involves, racketeering, Grace of God or very good and uncommon certifications.
Politics / Re: Photos From Aliyu Giwa’s White Wedding by Unclerukus: 12:15pm On Aug 28, 2016
austinbrown:
Bleep the police, I hate anything police, after this wedding now 2moro he will start collecting #20 #20 naira, useless bastards
he's probably doing better financially than your household.
Politics / Re: Militant Leader And His Commanders Killed In Rivers (Graphic Photos) by Unclerukus: 11:22am On Aug 28, 2016
These are mere cultists disturbing the peace and exporting the people of the neighborhood. Militants don't battle on land, mostly in the creeks.
Crime / Re: UNIZIK Student Who Attempted To Rape A Female Student Now In Coma (Pics) by Unclerukus: 11:41pm On Aug 25, 2016
Blunt force trauma to the head. He might not recover from that coma ever again. Even though he might have tried to rape, I hope he recovers well and face the law.
Celebrities / Re: Charlyboy And His Virgins Release New Photos by Unclerukus: 11:03am On Aug 24, 2016
he is so deep into metaphysics and occultism. The thing is really intoxicating him, he thinks he has power. Old man settle your way with Christ before it's too late.

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Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Unclerukus: 11:43pm On Aug 22, 2016
This is so backward. Are we in a junta or a democratic government. Haven't we seen far worse cases of public and bold insults, memes and newspaper columns degrading leaders such as Obama, Bush, Zuma, Jonathan, Cameron? This just shows sheer lack of lack priorities. Why would anybody care about a name on a dog,like who cares? Even if it were my ancestor's. Who gives a hoot, it's a common part of democracy all over the world toward a resented leader. It's sad that Nigeria is run like a rudder less ship packed with glorified illiterates.This is a non-news in developed countries.

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Education / Re: Students Of Abdu Gusau Polytechnic Fight Over "Insult On Prophet Muhammad" by Unclerukus: 11:20pm On Aug 22, 2016
Muslims always have a strand of violence in them. Potential peace breakers and arsonists. They publicly and boldly degrade Christianity all the time but do Christians behave violent? If you have to prove and fight for your Allah, then he is just a dead god(demon of violence and destruction).

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Food / Re: See The Little Bushmeat A Friend And I Killed This Morning (Pics) by Unclerukus: 12:05pm On Aug 19, 2016
Bush meat or you mean very big rat. *pukes.
Politics / Re: FG Alerts Nigerians On New ISIS Strategy by Unclerukus: 11:11pm On Jun 16, 2016
Redgo:
islamic state?? how can u refer to that as islamic state. muslims in the house dont you find that offensive?? i am not muslim but i find those words indicting
That's because ISIS stands for Islamic state dumb.

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NYSC / Re: Why Medical Doctor Corpers Are Paid Higher In Service(nysc) by Unclerukus: 11:59am On Jun 16, 2016
drered:

Funny.. Actually they get a whole lot more in multiples even. But then the fact remains that they are much more readily absorbed into the system as they are ready jobs as relative to others from other discipline but people from other discipline have a high sometimes higher earning potential than health workers it usually just takes a while..
Yeah you're very correct, other professions have higher earning potential in the long run e.g Accountants, engineers even bankers.

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Celebrities / Re: Nwafor Violet Lagos Most Beautiful Girl In 2016 by Unclerukus: 10:27am On Jun 14, 2016
Most beautiful girl my arse
Education / Re: UNIBEN Block Student’s Graduation For 3 Years, Say ‘too Busy’ To Compile Records by Unclerukus: 9:17am On Jun 12, 2016
Lucky lad, he's seen an avenue to get the capital to start life and a good business. Sue the school for millions. He'll definitely win the case.
Politics / Re: Buhari Announces Recovery Of N3.4 Trillion In One Year by Unclerukus: 2:09pm On Jun 05, 2016
They'll still share that money among themselves or circulate it in the north. Not news
Family / Re: Cobbler And His Wife Welcome Triplets In Uyo, Cry For Help (pics) by Unclerukus: 6:13pm On Jun 03, 2016
A packet of gold circle is just 50 naira.... You don't go about doing raw when the economy is this tight and your earnings are meagre. Let him carry his cross.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman's Kidney In Italy Removed Illegally by Unclerukus: 5:55pm On May 30, 2016
ireneony:
This story is fake.
The same italy that helps immigrants with housing and good health care.

Healthcare are free in italy.
I remember when I had a swollen eye....I went to one of the hospital, u need to come and see the way they attend to me fast. The next day, my eyes were better. Can nigeria health care boast of this?

Italians are not like that.
I know because I know

Italy have one of the best health care in the world.

No wonder africa is a shirt hole. . All they do is sit down to fabricate stories.

Lazy bloggers. .anything for traffic.


They are called "organ harvesters"......... Found in many parts of the world. Tourist and immigrants take most hits.
Politics / Re: Chevron Suspends Operations As Oil Rises Above $50/barrel by Unclerukus: 10:38am On May 27, 2016
The way oil blocks/wells are allocated here in Nigeria is unfair. In most cases abroad, it's the family that owns the land that have authority over the pockets of oil in it. They can decide to make it a family business or sell it out to investors, thereby making the people benefit and enjoy the dividends. Most Arabian and Texan families are rich because of such policies. Our things are always different, greed and power insatiable people.
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: NLC Protesting In Lagos Today by Unclerukus: 2:16pm On May 19, 2016
stmayor:
I voted for Buhari a fulani man, I can't remember voting for merlin or a miracle worker. So I never expected Merlin's magic or miracles to happen, I voted for change and not magic.16 years misrule can not be repaired in 1 year so Nigerians let's be patient....... #IStandWithBuhari#

let the haters and Wailers continue wailing
pdp 16 yrs of looting and misrule they are looking for APC magician to fix it in a year. them lie.
my brother, let's be honest, Buhari's campaign points made him look better than merlin, so the people want to see the actual magic he boasted about.
Politics / Re: We Will Deal With Niger Delta Avengers Eventually - Buhari by Unclerukus: 9:50am On May 15, 2016
allthingsgood:


Pls be quiet and stop making noise. I am from the niger delta. Dont talk about things u know nothing of. How can u demand amenities by destroying govt property and polluting your environment even more?? Anyway, you are a wailer so I dont expect anything positive or progressive from your likes!
Have you been to Qatar or dubai? If not you don't know nothing. The people are pained besides that's the only way to get govt attention, you want them to protest peacefully, you must be kidding me, you don't talk like a Niger deltan. I grew up mainly in Botswana and Lagos and I only visited delta on occasions. The first time I visited my mother's village, I was pained. There's nothing to suggest it's an oil producing region, poverty reeks it's so bad. My father works in shell (SPDC), he tells us that even in the Niger delta off shore and on shore fields, hausa engineers are so many there and they racket alot. My friend you aren't a Niger deltan.
Politics / Re: We Will Deal With Niger Delta Avengers Eventually - Buhari by Unclerukus: 9:52pm On May 14, 2016
allthingsgood:
Very silly hopeless dumb wailers. Keep supporting the militants na. Fuel queue and zero electricity shall be your portion. Silly ipod buffoons!
just because you're typing from a cheap smartphone does not make you smarter and better than the people in the Niger delta and ipob youths. They demand social amenities and dividends of government accrued to an oil producing region. Despite oil being produced there, there's a large swath of under developed areas and poverty. Imagine visiting a village where oil is drilled by oil companies and their is not a clinic and the primary school infrastructure is non-existent, low crop yield because of land pollution. You know nothing boy. Millions of dollars are made in their back yard daily but carried to FCT to spread. 80% percent of oil blocks are affiliated to Northern businesses and people. If the in justice continues, I support their movement 100%. This concept of Nigeria doesn't pay anyone other than a select few elite.

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Reacts David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by Unclerukus: 1:41pm On May 11, 2016
This guy must always have something to say. He talks too much for a man. Aren't we fantastically corrupt? Let's call a spade a spade. With all the oil wells and reserves in this country, the hardship is unbearable and we aren't reaping any benefits of being an oil rich nation unlike places like Qatar and dubai. Who is enjoying the revenue made from oil sales? politicians children renting private jets and driving superstars, yet we are so fickle to be angry at such statement? We are just a group of people that are suffering and smiling. We are so corrupt even to the average Nigerian man, swallow the bitter truth.

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