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CrimeRe: Woman Beaten For "Possessing Spiritual Powers" In Benue State by urahara(m): 3:19pm On Sep 10, 2016
Donpressman:
Is not only you and your fellow atheists who possess education and exposure. You lots keep bragging about in this age this and that can't happen. Inasmuch as i detest how religion is been practice now, its only a fool who will deny there is no supernatural being somewhere controlling the affairs of things happening down here. I dont totally believe in religion but i strongly belive God exist. When I was younger, about 12 years ago have seen a woman beaten to pulp because she touched a guy and his joystick disappeared. It happened live in Ibadan, at Ojoo Ojurin and I was on my way back from school that day. The joystick has gummed on the woman's back and everybody saw it when her cloth was torn. The poor fellow was just busy crying. The woman later returned his joystick before she was handed over to the police. Some even requested he tests his joystick before they hand over the woman to the police!
Lolllll, funny story
FamilyRe: Man Donates Car To Father Of Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out In Kaduna. Photos by urahara(m): 3:09pm On Sep 10, 2016
bennymark:
Do not invite the wrath of God upon yourself, caution your utterances, for men who you hope to please will not share in your agony when God decides to reward your ignorance
Na who be dis one shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Man Donates Car To Father Of Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out In Kaduna. Photos by urahara(m): 3:08pm On Sep 10, 2016
HardMirror:
Yes o. I have seen at least 50 amputees that had their legs and hands grow back when men of God prayed for them. This one is a little thing
Lol
FamilyRe: Man Donates Car To Father Of Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out In Kaduna. Photos by urahara(m): 3:08pm On Sep 10, 2016
1stCitizen:
The last time Jesus healed someone of such nature, he spat on soil then moulded it with sand into 2 balls, inserted them into the eye sockets, said a prayer and the guy had real eyes.

Try that now and Nigerians would say it is voodoo and give Satan the glory. grin
Lol grin
Christianity EtcRe: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by urahara(m): 3:04pm On Sep 10, 2016
Zellie:
Saw this somewhere
Lol
Christianity EtcRe: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by urahara(m): 2:59pm On Sep 10, 2016
Immorttal:
the bible is one book that tries to answer ALL questions but failed woefully. Ranging from creation, language,rainbow,races,afterlife, etc
Lol, so true
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Something Inherently Wrong With Black Africans? by urahara(m): 9:06pm On Sep 04, 2016
GrizzlyBear:
Sarcastic.

You are welcome. smiley
Loolz
Christianity EtcRe: The Bizzare Crucifixion Of Jesus by urahara(m): 1:40am On Aug 31, 2016
raphieMontella:
Jesus being God is ominipotent and ominiscient...

Well have you ever thought about how bizarre the crucifixion story is?
Imagine the all-powerful, all- knowing creator of the universe sitting on his magnificent throne in heaven. He looks down onto earth and says to himself: Those evil humans down on earth. I hate what they are doing. All this sin... Since I am all-knowing I know exactly what the humans are doing and I understand exactly why they commit each sin. Since I created the humans in my own image and personally programmed human nature into their brains, I am the direct author of all of this sin. The instant I created them I knew exactly what would happen with every single human being right down to the nanosecond level for all eternity. If I didn't like how it was going to turn out, I could have simply changed them when I created them. And since I am perfect, I know exactly what I am doing. But ignore all that. I hate all these people doing exactly what I perfectly designed them to do and knew they would do from the moment I created them.
I HATE IT! I tried killing all the humans and animals once in the flood. That certainly did not fix the problem. So here's what I am going to do. I will artificially inseminate a virgin. She will give birth to an incarnated version of me. The humans will eventually crucify and kill the incarnated me. That, finally, will make me happy.
Yes, sending myself down and having the humans crucify me -- that will satisfy me. I feel much better now.
It makes no sense, does it? Why would an all- knowing being need to have humans kill himself (Jesus is God, after all) to make himself happy?
Especially since it is a perfect God who set the whole thing in motion exactly the way he wanted it?

The whole story of the crucifixion is absurd from top to bottom if you actually stop to think about it. Jesus clearly knew that he is God. In John 14:8.. Philip said to him, "Lord, show us the Father, and we shall be satisfied." Jesus said to him, "Have I been with you so long, and yet you do not know me, Philip? He who has seen me has seen the Father.
" So it makes you wonder about Jesus' famous lamenation in
Matthew 27:46: About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" Since Jesus is God, what he really must have meant is: "Myself, myself, why have I forsaken me?"
seriously does this make any sense?


Cc :4kings felixomor jman05 valentinemary
hopefullandlord sirwere ifenes realmindz johnydon22 cloudgoddess hahn oglalasioux
So true dude. Lol.


Nice signature bro
Christianity EtcRe: The Devil And Demons Don't Desire Heaven: Something Is Wrong With Heaven by urahara(m): 8:29pm On Aug 13, 2016
HardMirror:
Hehehehehe
You want to play the figurative card now. Lol
So he was visiting god figuratively in prayer abi? Lol
Loool. How cute. You are expecting an intellectualy sincere discussion
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by urahara(m): 2:11am On Aug 08, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode 21

All my Gbedu is FINAL .......


I woke up to shouts from alfa and some other neighbours that lasisi had been hospitalized after a serious fight that broke out in a club last night ...

Alfa had been knocking everyone doors and asking people to contribute transport money for him to reach the hospital but nobody seemed to care...

I didnt feel any iota of pity and did not care to inquire what might have led to the fight to the extent that he was hospitalized....Good for him.... How alfa later got money to go to the hospital no concern me sad


.....................................................................

Arounf 12 30pm while i was still recuperating and waiting for alfa report., i got a call from my Dad... The old man who has been managing to sponsor me from his poultry business after retirement from civil service six years ago , hardly calls..

We no dey see rat for afternoon sad... Abi he wan send me money ni..... But its not end of the month yet now..... Hope say he no dey plan send me go meet anybody ooo


I got the shock of my life when the first thing he asked from me was whether i have gotten the money....

Which money sad ?

It was then everything became clear to me....


Papa was informed that his entitlement, pension and allowances which he was being owned for the past six years was going to be payed...

He filled in his account details which he registered with back then,which is wema bank but it was rejected as the bank don pack up...

He tentatively filled in My acct number and expected them to inform him before the money is payed...

It was untill after some days when papa didnt get any info and paid them a visit that they now show papa the evidence that the money was paid instantly that same day he filled in the acct...

And that was when he decided to call me now ....

My God., why didnt they call him to inform him he has been payed so that he can call me and inform me also what the money is meant for sad....

He stated i should send the money immediately as it has been budgeted for the poultry business and settlement of some debts that if he doesnt pay soon, will lead to embarrasment and disgrace...

He asked me to keep 10k out of the money but how i wan take see the remaining 80k...



As i write this now., i have changed my sim card and packed my loads and luggages .Am at the park now... In the next 30mins, Our Bus should be leaving for Lome Togo where i would rest till everything cools down..

Perphaps i fit do small mechanic and menial jobs, raise the 80k and come back home like a prodigal son to meet my father..









If he is still alive by that time...







THE END......
Looolz. I truly enjoyed this story
LiteratureRe: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by urahara(m): 10:49pm On Aug 07, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode 12

i made sure i didnt steal raw food because which kerosene i go use cook am sef...

In the 2nd month of my booming enterprise, i introduced, Ategun, my neighbour who was eating far too much of the food i was bringing...

This is not time to be eating free food anyhow, and so ategun joined me and we became Batman and Robin...

News spread fast of our activities and people started becoming vigilants..

We rested one week in which we stole some drinks from iya suliat shop and resumed back in the pot stealing but making our activities more prominent concerning dinner food...

Everybody was complaining but we were getting fatter and fresher.Anybody ask us how we day do am,,, we go say na God.." grin

tho mama still dey struggle send money small small, it was really to no effect... Papa had even backed out totally and reports from home has it that gulder and trophy are now papa 5/6....

But here i was eating and living well.

Not knowing that the end is near.....
Class captain the legendary raconteur , keep the good work up smiley
Christianity EtcRe: To My Theists And Atheists Peepz, Y'all Need To See This! by urahara(m): 9:45pm On Aug 07, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Atheism = I dont know but its not God = close-mindedness

Agnosticism = I don't know , it could be God , it could anything = open-mindedness
Theism= you are closed minded for saying its not god, but u r open minded for saying its god
Christianity EtcRe: The Muslims Are Protesting Against ISIS by urahara(m): 9:37pm On Aug 07, 2016
AmenRa1:
angry angry angry
Nice one bro.


So true
CelebritiesRe: Luxury: How The Rich Spends Their Billions In Fascinating Photos. by urahara(m): 9:32pm On Aug 07, 2016
Explorers:
The dining facilities on board Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal's private Boeing 747.
Omigod shocked
Christianity EtcRe: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by urahara(m): 11:10am On Aug 04, 2016
joseph1013:
THE UNEXPECTED GOD
by darkmatter2525


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduMIUt9M3M
Lovely mind blowing video
Christianity EtcRe: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by urahara(m): 11:09am On Aug 04, 2016
joseph1013:
THE UNEXPECTED GOD
by darkmatter2525


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduMIUt9M3M
Lovely mind bliwing video
Christianity EtcRe: The Barbaric Execution Of Ananias And Sapphira by urahara(m): 10:29am On Aug 04, 2016
KingEbukaNaija:
How is this Barbaric huh God took their lives instantly

Acts 5: 5
And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things. 6 And the young men arose, wound him up, and carried him out, and buried him.

Is it just me or isn't Seun preaching the gospel ? Thanks for reminding us what awaits the wicked /sinners in Hell . The abhorrent consequence of sin is being in Hell Fire forever .
Lol.
Christianity EtcRe: The Barbaric Execution Of Ananias And Sapphira by urahara(m): 10:27am On Aug 04, 2016
Seun:
Pastor Adeboye's recent fatwa on "whoever introduces tribalism to RCCG", which is confusing because their list of leaders shows that tribalism has already been introduced to the church, reminded me of my concerns about the morality of the Ananias and Sapphira tale.

According to Acts 4:32 - Acts 5:11, "there were no needy persons among [the Christians]. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need." This was obviously not a sustainable way to do things because eventually, all the rich people in the church would have been reduced to poverty.

Anyway, "a man named Ananias, with the consent of his wife Sapphira, sold a piece of property; with his wife’s knowledge, he kept back some of the proceeds, and brought only a part and laid it at the apostles’ feet" Now there's a lot to like about this couple. First, that they were willing to lose their property to help the needy in the church. Secondly, that they consulted with each other at every step of the way, and acted as one.

But this couple retained a sense of financial responsibility, so they decided to be keep some of the proceeds of the sale for themselves, to take care of their kids *, etc. However, God (or someone who knew what happened), told Peter what they had done, and Peter shamed them before the church by revealing their secret. So they cried, repented, were forgiven, and brought the rest of the money to the apostles that evening.

Haha. Just kidding. Peter, the guy who denied Jesus three times and was forgiven, had them killed by the power of the Holy Spirit of God, who is love. First he killed Ananias, and somehow nobody told his wife about his death. Then he killed Sapphira for backing up her husband.

Imagine the sorrow of the parents who brought up Ananias and Sapphira and instilled in them the values that made them successful enough to own property and pious enough to embrace Christianity. Imagine the inconsolable wailing of their kids * who would now have to rely on the charity of the same church that killed both of their parents, in order to survive. Consider the eternal burning in hell that awaited the couple.

How can anyone read this story and not be horrified by it? How can you open your mouth and say "God is love" after reading this chilling tale?

* It's reasonable to assume that they had kids unless they were just married or infertile, since there were no contraceptives in those days.
How could i have ever thought that annanias and saphiras were evil .

....... The true power of christian indoctrination
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Any 100% Nigerian Atheists On Nairaland? by urahara(m): 9:56pm On Aug 03, 2016
johnydon22:
I am a 100% Nigerian going by the definition of a 100% Nigerian you have above and i am an atheist.

so you have your answer now
Ditto
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists What Are Your Views On Using BC And AD by urahara(m): 9:34am On Aug 03, 2016
johnydon22:
Exactly same with your views on using Thursday named after the Norse God Thor.

Thor's day.




Between though i hold a view that a man probably named Jesus existed within that timeline, possibly a revolutionalist who was insubordinate to the jewish priestly class and roman colonial authority and for that was possibly crucified by the Romans, the one on whose all these legends were heaped on, by his followers.

This doesn't mean i believe of such a figure being a deity or son of a god, that is the obvious myth in the fable.

He's not the first man to be deified by the enthusiastic followers, in fact being born of a god was the highest conferment of honour on an individual.

There have been several hundreds of men in history deified and said to be born of a union between a god parent and a human parent.

That's totally rampant during those days.
Nice reply johnny smiley wink
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists What Are Your Views On Using BC And AD by urahara(m): 9:32am On Aug 03, 2016
zzzzy:
I would like to know.
Christians and their funny questions tho grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by urahara(m): 8:46pm On Jul 18, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
I dey o. You just miss.
Broda wetin i don miss o. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by urahara(m): 5:56pm On Jul 18, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
Urahara long time..
Baba i greet u o cheesy cheesy. How far naw .
Christianity EtcRe: 32 Reasons Why I Will Continue To Believe In God by urahara(m): 11:23am On Jul 16, 2016
Christianity EtcRe: 32 Reasons Why I Will Continue To Believe In God by urahara(m): 11:19am On Jul 16, 2016
HCpaul:
Wow! Just wow!

I love the idea of a Creator nad the level of rationalization behind it. The existence of a Super being is real but a question was left unanswered.

God created the Universe. Accepted.

But how did this supreme intelligent designer that you and I have never seen came into existence independent of time and space?

If you have no answer to that, then it is of absolute possibility that man also exist independent of any Creator. We shouldn't trust ancient writers with all integrity. What if they came up with the theory by overestimating the complexity of life and the universe due to there abject ignorance?
I know the power behind fiction and how natural events can be simulated in manuscript and other printable materials.
The most exciting thing about it is that the universe have a way to emulate everyone's belief system into a typical order of reality that we please him/her. The theory behind that is based on the 'flunctuation of nature' .
Religion do have her own positive side effect by the way.

I love the idea though just that the basis for this eccentric belief is questionable.
Et tu hcpaul cheesy
PoliticsRe: It Seems Halima Buhari Failed The Last Bar Exam by urahara(m): 4:47pm On Jul 15, 2016
KingPharaoh:
Well, not surprised at all.

Like father like daughter....Olodo family
Who be dis one undecided
Christianity EtcRe: UN: Taking Children To Church Violates Their Human Rights by urahara(m): 8:21am On Jul 11, 2016
EreluY:
[size=18pt]Where are all the children who were taught godliness in Nigerian schools in the 40s, 50s, 60, 70s, 80s, 90s. What have they done that makes Nigeria a godly country today? Do you get the point that morality is logically independent of religion.[/size]
Talk about all the people that come out for altar calls every sunday
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Atheists Hate God? by urahara(m): 6:46pm On Jul 09, 2016
KingEbukaNaija:
You dey craze oo grin God is good . You no dey front line again , dem done injure you . wink . MIA for a long time
Looolz. grin.

Injure me ke. When Mary and Jesus dey my side, how dem go injure me.

I am mia because I am getting jaded by the religion section.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Atheists Hate God? by urahara(m): 6:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
[quote author=KingEbukaNaija post=47373820][/quote]Stupid boy cheesy grin

How far na
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Losing My Girlfriend Because Of My Disbelief... Am I Wrong? by urahara(m): 7:38am On Jul 08, 2016
HardMirror:
Lol.
I don't think he should be worried. Only reason why I love atheist ladies is the freedom I will have to laugh at the stupidity of christians and other religions. And they are also highly intelligent and difficult to fool.

All these religious girls are very easy to fool, just spiritualize the issue and tap into their emotions grin
She has not found a job? Spiritualize it. She is ill? Spiritualize it, everything is God, devil and enemies.
The stupidity can get annoying.
Lol
EducationEmergency . Pls Come And See This Immediately!!! by urahara(op): 8:39am On Jul 07, 2016
Good morning y all

Pls i need info concerning the subjects afe babalola university law aspirants will be writing in their post utme.


Thanx
Christianity EtcRe: The Prophecy Of Yahweh Against Otem: FAILED(Recharge Card Loading In Progress) by urahara(m): 10:22am On Jul 06, 2016
otem4eartum:
I have bought the bread to eat right now.
The #200 change is what you see beside the peak milk and tea.
The empty cup and the spoon is beside the bread.
Goddys, Muafrika2, winner01, Joagbaje, kingebukasblog, Pls come and bless the bread. Thanks.
Loolz. Mo fo o

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