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daamazing:
am beginning to love dis.... tanks bro.. so which class do u fall into .. winks

It's the best and toughest job around. Lool, if I tell you my class, I will end up giving the whole world an idea of how little I earn.

On second thought, create an arraylist in Java, add some Strings to it, repeat some strings to have duplicates and eliminate the duplicates when you print the results. If you do it, I will tell you the class I belong to.

daamazing:
programming

I'm a programmer and I will give you an idea of what levels of the food chain earn.

The top guys that are really good with experience and management skills earn close to a million and in some cases more than a million.

Mid level guys that also very good and well experienced, get 400- 600.

Then there are the guys that are not beginners but not yet on the level of the mid level group, these ones get between 200-300

Rookies get slightly above a 100k in good companies but it might be below that in small scale companies.

Please note that these are for guys with knowledge in well sought after skills like Java (EE inclusive), .NET and most of the major languages used in "Enterprise Development". The figures are just rough estimates to give you an idea.

Nairaland kids...

daamazing:
so pls hw much do u tink is d average pay for a skilled cs grad. .TANKZ for ur reply

Well skills vary and it's quite broad...from networking to programming etc. So you have to be specific.

daamazing:
Guyz abeg do computer science graduates in nigeria wit 1st class degrees get good jobs..And if yes what iz dier average pay..Or 2nd class ..Pls help o.Wana purse d course in uni but not decided yet

The market for CS grads at the moment does not look at your grade, it is basically your skill level and experience.

The type of fear Willy Willy ghost brought into my life as a kid was something else, to make matters worse NEPA always had a funny way of messing up later in the evening after watching it.

Rita5:
Lolz cool it oh haba!!!

It was a good episode tho. Dat vice pres. own done finish as e has lost his bargaining chip.

Suprise b613 did nth, i guess papa Olivia is stil pissed

At the end of the day, B613 will sort everything out, they are just watching from a corner.

That said I'm "standing in the sun"with Olivia.

koice:

You're Crazy.

I am bro, did you see the way he f**kd Berlin up? Red is the man!

Guys, you don't know how much I've fallen for this series. The suspense is out of this world. Shonda Rhimes is not human, she's probably from another planet.

Rather talk about the plot, I'll just say Red is a f**king legend and I want to be like him when I grow up.

MizMyColi:


Hope I don't overuse it now.

Hope you've been good?

Miss you around

No you don't, funny thing is I've also started using it. Miss you too, don't worry 'daddy' will be home soon.

MizMyColi:
This is just fvckery unlimited.
Tufiakwa!

I love it when you use this word.

9japipper:
Thanks guys. I was able to get a programmer to work with here on NL. One thing I observed is that those people who argued that 40k is small were not committed and good developers. The good ones that contacted me wanted to know the prospects first before they talked about money. The curious ones were willing to work remotely.

ROFLMFAO

braindollar:
I have an assignment to
1: Write a basic program that adds 10 numbers together and find the average
2: Write a program to input,store and compute the grade........................ Thanks in advance

Sigh! Ever heard of something called Google?

beefsupreme:
Hi,
please i need help with my creating an android app with a text field where users can enter phone number and a test and click send and the message is sent.

Lol. I can create an app like that with a contact picker under 20 minutes. Google is your friend though.

classicB:
It only means the 'chasing' period is over, you are now officially his girlfriend and both of you are getting closer. You dnt expect him to rush to make the house clean just because you are coming over.
I dnt subscribe to most of what the op listed tho but the number 1 is so true

Wise Woman.

Kachisbarbie:
Lolsss
I really do hate that throwing bouquet stuff.

Went for a friend's wedding a long time ago, the MC called us all out and told my friend to throw the bouquet. After that men should come pick us. I was like, wtf!
Abeg, make I go siddon. Then he said, see this one - continue, you won't see husband.

ROFLMFAO

Ikanium:
I would have been a disappointment to plenty by now especially ma'am somebody, she has done quiet a lot for me that i wonder a times if people like this exist.
I owe her every thing and where i am today. Ma'am Ifyalways you've always antagonised me since the first time I created this thread you have never said any good thing about me I don't how you where raised or where you where raised but I'll still tell you this ''never criticise what you don't understand ma'am you never walked in that person's shoes'' what i might say right now maybe to you like another ''excuse'' but I'll just go ahead and say it anyway.





I have truly tasted the bitter side of life right from primary schools i remember hawking pepper for mom from age six i hawk on the streets of kaduna till when i was sixteen. I loved education and what i do is i save 20 every day and registered myself in a school. Don't blame my parents this is because around us little send their kids to school, i was in afternoon section i put my school uniform in my pocket, hawk pepper till like 12:00pm dress up in corner and go the school, it went on even in secondary school, my vice principal hated me this is because am always the last to pay up the fees i am owing two terms before but in all this something kept me going i was a bright student and i was determined. My story is long can't tell you enough.




I have sacrificed a lot to be here, i have gone through a lot i am the only educated out of nine kids its just me and i possibly can't back out now that people look to, my siblings look up to me now my mom, nephews, niece, cousins they all look up to me and yes ma'am somebody sends me money but as complicated as this could seem i push the 10K home each time it comes you may not believe this but its the truth every thing stopped and i needed a way to pay up my fees i couldn't think of anything than this please people i am very sorry if i lied but it was on purpose. No one is happy when he or is in class at night and you receive a call that your mom is always crying at night this will destabilize anyone, i don't know how you look at me right now but, i would want everyone to put their self in my shoes i am very sorry for everything, for lies but am not in anyway a scammer I will give you any information you need about my academics ma'am ifyalways heaven bear my witness i never saw your PMs i even send you one but you never replied

Please just keep quiet for a second, what are you passing through that is new? If I tell you my story, you will hide your head in shame. Did it kill me? No! It has made me a stronger person and I'm eternally grateful to God for everything he has given me. You can't be dishonest and go far in life, and there's no excuse for dishonesty. You should also count yourself that I'm extremely busy these days, I would have loved to fish you out and make you a scapegoat.

dory34:
Hi everyone, this is my story. I have a son who is 5years. He stays with my cousin full time. My cousin took care of him from 8 mnths till tday. I'm so much ashamed to say that i never contributed anything towards him , not even one cent. The child doesnt know I'm.the mother. He only knows my cousin as his own mother. The problem is now I want him back, I told my cousin she is not happy about it. Should i take him by force or should I leave him with my cousin. I do miss him , but never really did anything to show that i miss him. I never visited him except when my cousin brings him. My cousin doesn't have kids of her own.. what must I do?

You can't eat your cake and have it, you can't plant cassava and harvest cocoyam. You get the gist?

Climaths:
Now here is my story, d mother of my duaghter which is abt 2yrs old nw, is in sch in her final year, last year noveber I approched d father for marriage she said dat I must wait till d duaghter finish sch before she give her to marriage, nw rite from snice two year she put to bet my duaghter hv nt pass d nite in my fathers house, my wife tobe be hardly pays my family visit. I work at ondo state, while she sch and state in benin, de parents don't allow her cum down to pay me visit not even for once wit my duaghter since I hv been workin in ondo goin to 2yrs nw. reason be dat we are nt married, hence I approched dem last year for marriage de turn me down, my finance is so scarced of her parents dat she can't even take decision of her own. Presently d issue nw is dat jst recently I ask her to go spend d weekend wit my mum, so dat my baby will start get use to my family member, becus my baby does nt even knw me , let alone members of my family, my finance has refuse becus she is scared of her parents might say she should nt go. Am jst tired of dis whole relationship. Should call it off? Positive response pls

The most annoying thing about your post is that you have a two year old daughter that doesn't know you. When will you be a man? A man that is ready to be part of his daughter's life. I'm smh 4 you right now.

icebebe:
oh dear am speechless tnx hun

Please thank me when I do something extraordinary, I only stated the truth/reality. The best way to appreciate what I've said is to never forget it. You are great and nothing will ever change that.

charix:
We're not sophisticated to the level. Its a combination of poor infrastructure and archaic thinking.

Most employers believe working from home would make one lazy and unable to meet deadlines.
I marvel seeing and hearing former classmates boast how they work from home overseas. Try to tell anyone in Nigeria you work from home and they immediately conclude "yahoo yahoo".

Well said.

It is well with you in Jesus name.

AyokunleRuth:
guys think damn too high of themselves. They believe they are doing ladies a favour by marrying them. Fuc.k u all and your stupid mentality.


Marriage is not compulsory!!! it isn't written anywhere that a lady who is not married is going to hell.

quote me otherwise and the fire and of sango, the iron of ogun, the water of osun and oya strike you.



yeye people!!!

Roflmfao!

kevinberry:
A man can't marry a lady
Who knows nothing
But make up and artificial hair

Who ask for money
Like a car fuel tank
Who is as fake as my rechargeable lamp etc
Who knows nothing but gossip
Who knows only where and how to take selfie
Who nag
Who does not know her boundary
Who deprieve him sex,all in the name of till our wedding night(what the fucking diff,if it gonna be,bring it on and make it worth it)
Who pretends
Who dislikes his mother and family member

#Be proud of your natural beauty
@op if you want men to be ready
Why don't you barb your hair and remove those make up..let see your real beauty
Most ladies see marriage as their gatepass to unlimited financial breakthrough

At the end most of them will sit down at home doing nothing


OP see eehhn,nor just let me vex this early morning
Am tired of reading all this thread about men not fair to women or not ready for marriage..abeg
Btw why stating your age(hope you pay for the advert)

#Bleep fake ladies
#Be proud of your natural self

Btw you call yourself Legalbeauty,was your beauty smuggled before..
Funny set of humans


#PEACE

Lmao! My nigggga.

This thread has made me realise it was a good thing that I was attentive in my Computer Systems class @ Uni. I'm just giggling at the comments.

uokocha70:
Don't worry. Use IP lookup to check the higher ones. You will see that they are fake IP addresses.

Oh! Why did you explain it to him? I already gave him an assignment. Go away jor.

Kenny4lyfe:
Gbenga Sesan is dead wrong. This is indomie generation digital age not babadudu and condense lolly technology of the 80s.
He even shot himself on the foot when he was trying to explain IPv4 and IPv6.
I took my time to check one of those IPs and here's a screenshot of what I got.
In this day and age, pictures speaks better than a thousand words.

Nice try buy you're getting something wrong, work harder on your research and you will understand this issue perfectly.

icebebe:
God will i evr meet dis pple i watch evryday, even if its jus a minute

No it won't happen, you know what will happen? These people will scramble to meet you, you're are the real star, a queen, never forget that for a second. All you just need is to have faith and be resolute. God bless you.

LoveDecay:
Please provide the full data log. This information cannot be used to make a decision on who voted multiple times.


In response to AIT claim that a single IP voted for a particular candidate more than once, would be in my opinion 'Amatuerish'

Using the fragment of information you provided the IP 82.145.221.163 carries the hostname n11-02-08.opera-mini.net and is owned by Opera.

This should be the popular opera browser, which uses a proxy to handle request from it's users in a effort to speed up web browsing. Nigeria is currently amongst the top ten countries using Opera (opera has 240 million users worldwide)

So to claim, someone used a bot to repeatedly vote for a certain candidate is a weak claim. If you look at the image above, GEJ also received a hit from this so called bot (which in theory would not be enough to cover the tracks of a bot, if at all that was the plan)

Bro, you really have a lot of time on your hands trying to educate folks that can't write a line of code about IP issues. If you're not that busy let's debug an hashmap function together, I've been on it for a while and it has been hell trying to get it to work perfectly.

GBTYO:
Go and flush yourself down the toilet, mr. Urine

Awwww... you're 'catching' feelings bro. You need someone to hug you and tell you everything will be fine. Be strong.